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David Allsopp @doublehelix.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Chuck Jones' Rule 8. "Whenever possible, make gravity the Coyote’s greatest enemy."

The trolley problem. The road runner is on one of the trolley tracks, and Wile E. Coyote is in charge of the switch.

When he throws the switch, the trolley falls vertically through the tracks. A trick of the perspective means he is actually underneath, not beside the track, so he is flattened by the trolley.

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mr shit @crap.postin.online · 30/09/2026

making up some guys to get mad at

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mr shit @crap.postin.online · 26/09/2026

don’t look at my cat i’m only posting so i can share in the dms

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mr shit @crap.postin.online · 25/09/2026

thought of a great new comeback, spun it around in my mind a couple of times, and promptly forgot it

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mr shit @crap.postin.online · 25/09/2026

more and more they’re saying it: swanboy.com

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Clayton “Death” @itsclaybaby.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

We all want what Wall-E had, we all want to meet an elegant baddie that is low-key a little scary with it that you can show all your Items to

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Nick Douglas @toomuchnick.com · 12/09/2026

Last year my 6-year-old stumbled into the joke "six seeeeven, nine eleeeeven" and I asked her what 9/11 was and she said it's when some people made very bad choices and flew planes into a building

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mr shit @crap.postin.online · 12/09/2026

just wanna be drunk and/or high and miserable all day but i didn’t start working in the restaurant industry early enough so now i gotta settle for just being miserable

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mr shit @crap.postin.online · 12/09/2026

i’m prepping focaccia dough

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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

The plagiarism machine I created will likely kill us all, there’s a 40% chance, no, higher, like 75%,or more! But NO I will not “unplug it,” that’s an insane suggestion. The scientific solution is to *give me more money.*

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mr shit @crap.postin.online · 09/09/2026

anyways back to rollin dice

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mr shit @crap.postin.online · 09/09/2026

this shit is more embarrassing than openly cheering for eating ass in front of your best friends mom

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mr shit @crap.postin.online · 09/09/2026

i wholly trust the polearmguy vastly more than any ai researcher, if the polearmguy says it’s a marketing stunt it’s probably a marketing stunt

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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Now in Gunmetal Grey!

A person in the background carrying a bag over their shoulder. In the foreground, a large gray cat sits beside a cardboard box labeled "CATS FOR MEN." The text above reads "Introducing CATS FOR MEN™," and below the box, it says "The first feline designed for real, masculine men."

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mr shit @crap.postin.online · 03/09/2026

shout out my wife for marrying me so i could have an anniversary so i could go get sushi

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mr shit @crap.postin.online · 02/09/2026

if you think about it, it’d actually be pretty safe to naruto run with scissors

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mr shit @crap.postin.online · 01/09/2026

i will not be picturing this or that or any of the rest of it

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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

well i doubt anyone on this app will be very interested but my friend sent over some Big Garfield travel pics

huge Garfield plushie looking through the binoculars at a Scenic Viewpoint

huge Garfield plushie poses for a portrait in front of a pristine lake. coincidentally, behind him, only partially in frame, someone appears to levitate

huge Garfield plushie posing for a photo with a gorgeous neon orange sunset behind him

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113642 @justdanthistime.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

They call it rush hour but you actually get places slower

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mr shit @crap.postin.online · 19/08/2026

alright goodbye for another week

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mr shit @crap.postin.online · 19/08/2026

i’m the guy who shits

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mr shit @crap.postin.online · 19/08/2026

imagine if you were playing d&d

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mr shit @crap.postin.online · 12/08/2026

welcome to wife wednesday, where we talk about wives

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mr shit @crap.postin.online · 11/08/2026

it’s almost wife wednesday my dudes

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mr shit @crap.postin.online · 08/08/2026

chillin in minneapolis, fuck edina

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mr shit @crap.postin.online · 19/07/2026

i bet it feels insanely good to be so dumb you don’t know the difference between a political rally, an arts event, and/or a political ad

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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 19/07/2026

Riverdale is the closest anyone has got to Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure in America. You must have watched at least up to the middle of Season 6 of both shows to engage on this one I’m afraid

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mr shit @crap.postin.online · 17/07/2026

that’s what it do yugi

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mr shit @crap.postin.online · 16/07/2026

make the game cost $150, hell make the game cost $300, who fucking cares. i’m just gonna start stealing em anyways so charge whatever you want

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mr shit @crap.postin.online · 15/07/2026

fried some chicken yesterday

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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

The state of dew releases

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mr shit @crap.postin.online · 08/07/2026

gotta say, the bsky team is really proving the point that ai natives have alarmingly shallow ideas

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Ishmael, The Transition will be Live @comrade-ishmael.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

"Islamic Republic of Japan" implies one of the greatest fusion cuisines in human history.

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mr shit @crap.postin.online · 08/07/2026

if anything i think gen x is remembered too often. we should all strive to forget them more

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

um, so everyone cheering on egypt in the world cup realizes how the pyramids were built right? but i guess that's a conversation you're not ready to have

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mr shit @crap.postin.online · 07/07/2026

@god i am your weakest soldier, stop giving me your most middling fights

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mr shit @crap.postin.online · 02/07/2026

tried to scroll to the top of a thread, must’ve gone past like a solid 50+ posts just to find a button to load more posts above those. go write a blog post wtf

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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 01/07/2026

well that's fucking amazing. good lord, lmao, thank god this comedian pulled it out of the fire.

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mr shit @crap.postin.online · 30/06/2026

the more matt walsh suffers when he inevitably kills himself the funnier it’ll be

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