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mr shit

@crap.postin.online
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don’t post at mii. never lost to a level 3 smash bros ai. never got banned from twitter. never got suspended from bsky

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David Allsopp @doublehelix.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Chuck Jones' Rule 8. "Whenever possible, make gravity the Coyote’s greatest enemy."
The trolley problem. The road runner is on one of the trolley tracks, and Wile E. Coyote is in charge of the switch.

When he throws the switch, the trolley falls vertically through the tracks. A trick of the perspective means he is actually underneath, not beside the track, so he is flattened by the trolley.
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mr shit @crap.postin.online · 01/10/2026
you’re hearing it more and more
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mr shit @crap.postin.online · 01/10/2026
what
reddit user u/Puzzleheaded-Log1975 states: “same people opposing ai trained their own amiibos”
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mr shit @crap.postin.online · 30/09/2026
doing my classic dm catch up bit but for posting in general
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mr shit @crap.postin.online · 30/09/2026
after scanning the tl i am now realizing there are actual guys to get mad at
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mr shit @crap.postin.online · 30/09/2026
making up some guys to get mad at
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a bat hangs upside-down from a telephone line at sunset. The bat is in front of a billboard advertising the Florida Mega Jackpot, which is valued at $5,318,008 - represented with a digital ticker. Panel 2: the POV flips to the bat’s upside-down perspective, which makes the digital numbers look like they spell “BOOBIES”. The bat appears delighted.
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mr shit @crap.postin.online · 26/09/2026
don’t look at my cat i’m only posting so i can share in the dms
cozy bast
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mr shit @crap.postin.online · 25/09/2026
thought of a great new comeback, spun it around in my mind a couple of times, and promptly forgot it
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mr shit @crap.postin.online · 25/09/2026
bro they’re frying your ass over on electric chair bsky
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mr shit @crap.postin.online · 25/09/2026
who tf is this clown
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mr shit @crap.postin.online · 25/09/2026
yeah lmao, they were lighting his ass up over on r/crappymusic
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mr shit @crap.postin.online · 25/09/2026
jesse what the fuck are you talking about
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Dr. Aggro @draggro.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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mr shit @crap.postin.online · 25/09/2026
i love that this dude was an american idol contestant and still opted for some ai dogshit
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mr shit @crap.postin.online · 25/09/2026
more and more they’re saying it: swanboy.com
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mr shit @crap.postin.online · 14/09/2026
don’t talk to me like you know what a tuesday looks like okay
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mr shit @crap.postin.online · 14/09/2026
baked the focaccia and then went and shot a couple nazis in the dick via sniper elite, good saturday
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Clayton “Death” @itsclaybaby.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
We all want what Wall-E had, we all want to meet an elegant baddie that is low-key a little scary with it that you can show all your Items to
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
@TOS_Violator

the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard
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Nick Douglas @toomuchnick.com · 12/09/2026
Last year my 6-year-old stumbled into the joke "six seeeeven, nine eleeeeven" and I asked her what 9/11 was and she said it's when some people made very bad choices and flew planes into a building
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log̷o, reanimated dad @loxophile.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
#DontFroget
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mr shit @crap.postin.online · 12/09/2026
i did apply to a burger bar once and when they asked me what i like to cook the most at home i said breakfast burritos
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mr shit @crap.postin.online · 12/09/2026
just wanna be drunk and/or high and miserable all day but i didn’t start working in the restaurant industry early enough so now i gotta settle for just being miserable
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mr shit @crap.postin.online · 12/09/2026
absolute king shit
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mr shit @crap.postin.online · 12/09/2026
i’m prepping focaccia dough
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mr shit @crap.postin.online · 11/09/2026
lmao dork ass loser
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The plagiarism machine I created will likely kill us all, there’s a 40% chance, no, higher, like 75%,or more! But NO I will not “unplug it,” that’s an insane suggestion. The scientific solution is to *give me more money.*
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mr shit @crap.postin.online · 09/09/2026
watch more the pitt, season 2 now available only on hbo max
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mr shit @crap.postin.online · 09/09/2026
anyways back to rollin dice
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mr shit @crap.postin.online · 09/09/2026
pattern recognition? never heard of her
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mr shit @crap.postin.online · 09/09/2026
it must be wild as hell to have no long term memory whatsoever
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mr shit @crap.postin.online · 09/09/2026
nfts. crypto. basically any “tech advancement” from the last what, two or three decades
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mr shit @crap.postin.online · 09/09/2026
this shit is more embarrassing than openly cheering for eating ass in front of your best friends mom
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mr shit @crap.postin.online · 09/09/2026
i wholly trust the polearmguy vastly more than any ai researcher, if the polearmguy says it’s a marketing stunt it’s probably a marketing stunt
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Now in Gunmetal Grey!
A person in the background carrying a bag over their shoulder. In the foreground, a large gray cat sits beside a cardboard box labeled "CATS FOR MEN." The text above reads "Introducing CATS FOR MEN™," and below the box, it says "The first feline designed for real, masculine men."
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mr shit @crap.postin.online · 04/09/2026
look at my cat
bast chillin on a chairbast chillin on a chair but this time he’s stretching his paws out
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mr shit @crap.postin.online · 03/09/2026
shout out my wife for marrying me so i could have an anniversary so i could go get sushi
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mr shit @crap.postin.online · 02/09/2026
shut up nerd
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mr shit @crap.postin.online · 02/09/2026
kappa are real
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mr shit @crap.postin.online · 02/09/2026
if you think about it, it’d actually be pretty safe to naruto run with scissors
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mr shit @crap.postin.online · 01/09/2026
i will not be picturing this or that or any of the rest of it
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
well i doubt anyone on this app will be very interested but my friend sent over some Big Garfield travel pics
huge Garfield plushie looking through the binoculars at a Scenic Viewpoint huge Garfield plushie poses for a portrait in front of a pristine lake. coincidentally, behind him, only partially in frame, someone appears to levitatehuge Garfield plushie posing for a photo with a gorgeous neon orange sunset behind him
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mr shit @crap.postin.online · 25/08/2026
it’s definitely a fascinating concept but i don’t think i ever made it out of the ape phase
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113642 @justdanthistime.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
They call it rush hour but you actually get places slower
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mr shit @crap.postin.online · 19/08/2026
alright goodbye for another week
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mr shit @crap.postin.online · 19/08/2026
i’m the guy who shits
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mr shit @crap.postin.online · 19/08/2026
imagine if you were playing d&d
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mr shit @crap.postin.online · 12/08/2026
personally i’m in favor of it
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mr shit @crap.postin.online · 12/08/2026
welcome to wife wednesday, where we talk about wives
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