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Craig

@craigpearson.bsky.social
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BFF to cats. From Glasgow, but in Dundee. Would rather be on a bike. linktr.ee/itscraigpearson

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Craig @craigpearson.bsky.social · 1h
It is exhaustingly bad.
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Craig @craigpearson.bsky.social · 2h
I try not to think about how our mouths and bumholes are linked. We basically have a chunnel.
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jesse, head of endorsement deals at BOOingo Wireless @killgoldfish.bsky.social · 2h
On average for every ten genders you have one of them will a Gender Critical
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Tauriq Moosa @tauriq.bsky.social · 3h
Wasn’t able to secure any review code for HELLRAISER unfortunately. But I found this amazing FB clip of Doug Bradley doing a Scouse Pinhead and now I’m crying from laughter. He’s amazing. (Source: YMH Podcast.)
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Michael @michaelklamerus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I love The Annual Ghost Town Pumpkin Festival so much. I think this is my third year playing it. Small MMOs (I'm sure there's a better existing term for it) make me so happy and this has been a really fun one to play with my kids. It's only online every October and new stuff is added each year
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Craig @craigpearson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Nocturne looks terrible, but it put me in the mood for fun serial killer stuff. Dexter Resurrection Season 2 is still a month away, so I'm rewatching Prodigal Son. It delivers so hard, I wish there were more.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 04/10/2026
someone call up will smith we need him to do something
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Ben M | Periapt Games @periaptgames.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
couple of local kids staked Dracula. he turned into a cloud to get away and they vaped him. most fucked up thing... they straight up vaped him man. i don't even know if it was malice, it was like they were just operating on instinct. weren't filming a tiktok or nothing. #OctoberScaries #nonsense
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Miriam Kimber @miriamkimber.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The art; the artist.
Edge of a yellow chair shredded by cat scratching Black cat sitting on a yellow desk chair that he has shredded with his claws
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Every time I see a serial killer tv show advertised I think of this
My dad used to work with Ted Bundy at the University of Utah and every Friday my dad would say, "See ya Monday-Bundy" and I can't imagine how much Ted actually thought about murdering him for
it.
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Brian Crecente @crecente.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happy October, here’s 2500 horror movies docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
docs.google.com
horror movies
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John Walker - Industry Analcyst @botherer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There are a lot of people who should know better who are reporting on the Pokemon Happy Meals without crediting @pokebeach.bsky.social, but essentially cutting and pasting the story verbatim. Don't do that. Credit your sources.
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Craig @craigpearson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Surely that shelf needs a smoke machine?
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Longfang @longfang.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
RIP. This product image has killed me.
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Craig @craigpearson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I went through the same arc. I watched episode 1 and got a bit irked by the ending, which didn't seem connected to anything, so I gave up on it for a while. Then I came back, and it completely gobbled me up. I really loved how they matched the quality of their inspirations while making them funny.
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Craig @craigpearson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
No Hannibal, no Patriot, no bueno.
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The Empty City @davidallengreen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It takes a loading error to produce such candour.
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Richard Fitch @tudorcook.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Love this!
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Craig @craigpearson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Death at the Console: The Fiscal Impact of Exploding Screen Technology and Replacement Bridge Crews.
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"i have created the machine that thinks." you fucked up a perfectly good graphics card is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
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Craig @craigpearson.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Which leads to this www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyuF...
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Dschinghis Khan - Moskau (Starparade 14.06.1979)
YouTube video by DschinghisKhanVEVO
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Craig @craigpearson.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Always happy to be reminded of this www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJj6...
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Finnish guy teaches how to disco
YouTube video by stereoraadio
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Craig @craigpearson.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
According to my stats, I've been playing 122 days. Not sure if they rolled OW1 into those...
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Craig @craigpearson.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I will find that cat and call Barbara and be a hero.
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Craig @craigpearson.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Found Townfall's main quest.
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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The 6th screenshot is particularly amusing
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Craig @craigpearson.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I paid a visit last year. It's well named, and a lovely wee place to wander.
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Craig @craigpearson.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I like this one near to me: maps.app.goo.gl/kwUhi85u7K6Q...
maps.app.goo.gl
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
trying to build a world-destroying superintelligence but shaking my head the whole time so you know I don't agree with it
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Craig @craigpearson.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
That's shit, for sure. But no need to leap in. Maybe some day.
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Craig @craigpearson.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I love the "Sucks and the city" line in the review.
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
this is fantastic and I learned something new
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Nick Harkaway @nickharkaway.com · 19/09/2026
The RNLI is the closest you will ever get to actual Batman. When rescue is visibly, viscerally, obviously impossible; when the water is a smothering, thundering black wall and the wind is screaming straight from Hell; when you are absolutely going to die: someone’s hand pulls you out and you don’t.
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TekknoNerd - Commissions open @tekknonerd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Voyager, walking on those tiny legs.
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Neugin @lostcitymagic.bsky.social · 28/06/2024
🎶row, row, robocop
Gently down the stream
Directive one: uphold the law
I am part machine🎶
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
god this is good
flight of the concords scene with murray, brit and jemaine. 

"How's this, then? Ed Sheeran, beloved by all, left without an opening band at present. Enter you two."

"What if we want a free Palestine, Murray?"

"I reckon you'll get lots of things for free when you're proper rockstars. This might be your ticket."
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Craig @craigpearson.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What good are all those anti-terrorism laws if we don't use them against terror?
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Craig @craigpearson.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
For me, the best movie cameo joke of all time. www.youtube.com/watch?v=emNV...
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Hot Shots - Wall Street
YouTube video by Top Clips
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Sandy Nelson @buckeejit.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ed Sheeran has pulled out of his tour, triggering a by-election
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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
There is literally no pressure group small or mad enough that the government won't indulge them if they oppose immigration.
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John Rain🥇 @johnrain.co.uk · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran's tour bus.
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Alex Andreou @sturdyalex.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
All the money in the world cannot save them FROM WHO THEY ARE. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Reform's Dan Thomas resigns as Wales leader after arrest
Gwent Police said he was arrested on suspicion of assault and controlling or coercive behaviour.
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Kate Gray @hownottodraw.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
it’s so great and normal that Steam is randomly censoring games like this for no reason, at the same time as they’re blasting “HENTAI VS FURRY FEST” banners all over the front page, which takes you straight to full-frontal nudity in one click
a banner proclaiming it to be Hentai Vs Furry Festival 2026, with some very busty ladies, lizards, and foxes glaring competitioningly at each other from the sides of the screen
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Craig @craigpearson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
A bad sitcom made worse with AI. The usual incoherant garbage atop a load lazy, shit jokes. Not even worth watching out of curiosity (which I did). If you've encountered slop before, you know what happens - faces drift around, words don't look like words, editing is all over the place.
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Craig @craigpearson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ah. The weather is getting proper Scottish, now. Mist!
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CSketch @csketch.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Oh my god I think I found the video.
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Craig @craigpearson.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I was wondering today if there's anyone out there doing human hibernation tests, and if I could sign up.
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Messhof @messhof.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Looking for someone to help with a Nidhogg console update. Anyone out there like using Game Maker and console networking?
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Craig @craigpearson.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
You could pack a brick instead and have a better time.
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