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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 17/01/2025

back in the 80s every pop song featured a mandatory sax solo and we liked it that way

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 24/09/2026

man I go could really go for some revolution

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CraftyArtGentleman @craftyartgentleman.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

Jesus Christ raised the roof all the way to heaven.

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CraftyArtGentleman @craftyartgentleman.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

When people don’t like my late night skeets, I understand. Try not to forget the little people while you’re at your cocaine orgies with your French women.

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 05/04/2026

sure bsky traffic is down but you know what's rising? jesus christ

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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

living the scream

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Groceries @crisiscake.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

got a blood test, turns out I'm practically full of the stuff doctor said it's really gross & spooky in there, almost thought they saw a skeleton

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CraftyArtGentleman @craftyartgentleman.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

Your Honor! Please let the record show that there is nothing masculine about my toxicity.

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 07/03/2026

the doctor is my favorite sith lord

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rufus @te-kanawa.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

No Country For Old Jorts

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Electric Chimp @electricchimp.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

The Maltese Jorts

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 24/02/2026

blazing jorts

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Hollywood Hill @hollywood-hill.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

The Jorts Element

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CraftyArtGentleman @craftyartgentleman.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

Back from lunch. There was some sort of election?

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 01/02/2026

whatever you do don’t ask their age

A book on a rack whose title is How to Date Buildings: An Easy Reference Guide.

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Todd Smith @blunderalong.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

subtly downgrade a band The Beastie Toddlers

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Rackletang 🧌🦇🕷️ @rackletang.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

Subtly downgrade a band Plaether Strip

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the antisocialite, 🎩 jaunty feral @ladylofi.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

subtly downgrade a band Toolbag

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Balaeniceps tex 𓅣🌏🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️☭ @socialistpuffin.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

subtly downgrade a band The Carving Pumpkins

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CraftyArtGentleman @craftyartgentleman.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

subtly downgrade a band The Velveteen Underground

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CraftyArtGentleman @craftyartgentleman.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

subtly downgrade a band The Rolling Pebbles

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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 29/03/2025

The Dumb Ass is the Mind of the Soul

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TheeBoneDaddy💀 @theebonedaddy.bsky.social · 29/03/2025

We probably wouldn't be in this mess if everyone had been eating avocado toast.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 29/03/2025

it’s hard to avoid running into your ex when you live in the same town

A broom lies in its own spot in a Target parking lot.

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thee Michael Whiteshoes @michaelwhiteshoes.bsky.social · 29/03/2025

i kinda regret buying that cursed monkey's paw from FB marketplace

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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 29/03/2025

me: it opens in a village disney: omg me: there's a song disney: holy shit, go on me: the mother is dead cradling me like a baby: sweet fuck, how much money do you need

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her again @cmf111.bsky.social · 29/03/2025

reverse sidesaddle because I’m a goddamn lady

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CraftyArtGentleman @craftyartgentleman.bsky.social · 29/03/2025

There was a mix-up at the factory and you got Girl Scout cooties by mistake.

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CraftyArtGentleman @craftyartgentleman.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

If you don’t reskeet this then you’re part of the problem! ✊ #resist

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CraftyArtGentleman @craftyartgentleman.bsky.social · 16/03/2025

Dibs on the band name “Inconsolable Belching”

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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

i'm so close to standing on the side of the road barefoot wearing a sandwich board that says the end is nigh, like i'm just looking for the right hat at this point

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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

Storm chasers were asking for tornado footage from ppl who live in Dallas today. A woman responded with videos of three kangaroos in her yard, and said "All kangaroos are fine!" I will be using that as an answer for how I'm doing from now on

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CraftyArtGentleman @craftyartgentleman.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

When it comes to smart cookies who takes the cake? Chips Ahoy or Oreos? And what have they done with the cake?

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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

Burning the teslas are good but I think we can go bigger folks. Let’s set a space x rocket on fire Wait. I’m being told they do that on their own Teslas it is!

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CraftyArtGentleman @craftyartgentleman.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

The main benefit of noise canceling headphones is that you don’t have to hear the screams.

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 17/02/2025

nbc: good news tonight, bob dylan's teenage cum rag found in landfill, sold for $3K at auction

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CraftyArtGentleman @craftyartgentleman.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

I simply don’t see enough spontaneous dance battles these days.

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