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the antisocialite, 🎩 jaunty feral

@ladylofi.bsky.social
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More cynical than you Grower of many things🌱 Grand chef of the tiniest of kitchens I love cars I watch the sports. All of them #AlwaysRoyal ⚾️👑💙 Mitch Hedberg community supporter Tell your cat, I said pspsps Inclusive/Safe space 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇵🇷

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the antisocialite, 🎩 jaunty feral @ladylofi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Are you even paying attention to what the best of the best are doing??? #WNBA
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the antisocialite, 🎩 jaunty feral @ladylofi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This. This is storytelling. And yes it can 💯 be all truths.
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the antisocialite, 🎩 jaunty feral @ladylofi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Idkkk they're having a champagne celebration for winning the wild card???? This all seems too wildly overdone for tv Go home. Get back to work. Win the whole fucking thing.
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the antisocialite, 🎩 jaunty feral @ladylofi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Because humans are awful self serving shits and don't mind one bit, fucking up their own kids' development from day 1 Don't ask me how I know
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the antisocialite, 🎩 jaunty feral @ladylofi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The hair on your screen trick but it's actually a real hair this time and I feel totally vindicated
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the antisocialite, 🎩 jaunty feral @ladylofi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Bought the last black glass goth apothecary jar with skull topper at Dollar Tree and gave it to my teen daughter for no reason other than she'd love it (and she totally did) And now I'm going to have to scour other locations for one for myself bc it's rad af 🖤
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the antisocialite, 🎩 jaunty feral @ladylofi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
There's a children's book that one student asks me to read almost daily and the teacher's name is Ms. Chud Dude. C'mon. I gotta not let on to an autistic kid who picks up on everything, why it's humorous
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the antisocialite, 🎩 jaunty feral @ladylofi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Shout out to the durability of this remote Yet another drop on the wood floor and it's still functioning somehow
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the antisocialite, 🎩 jaunty feral @ladylofi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's bad enough that 2 ginger cats blend into the wood floors But I just tripped on the void bc dark RIP me, sooner than later
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the antisocialite, 🎩 jaunty feral @ladylofi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I drove nearly the exact same gym run at the same time as another mom, both dropping off our teen sons and going home She turned off mere blocks from where I live My sister
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the antisocialite, 🎩 jaunty feral @ladylofi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Someone's car skeleton couldn't hold on any longer Dem bones got run over and are strewn about the center line of our city's major parkway on a dark rainy evening Humorous.
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the antisocialite, 🎩 jaunty feral @ladylofi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Accurate. 😮‍💨
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the antisocialite, 🎩 jaunty feral @ladylofi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My stupid neighbor leaves all his grass clippings in the street 14 just finished mowing and asked where the broom was Nobody told him to clean up the curb, he just instinctively did it because he's not a dickhead loser
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the antisocialite, 🎩 jaunty feral @ladylofi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Found this super soft chevron Lusso luxe sweater at the Royals team store today😍💅🏻 Last game of the season 40% off everything and we bought too much #HEYHEYHEYHEY 🩵
Royals blue, grey, white chevron sweater with ROYALS in white lettering, and a blue embroidered KC on the left sleeve
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the antisocialite, 🎩 jaunty feral @ladylofi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It's impossible to step over my big yellow lab mix without him moving so that you trip on him every single time His full name is godfuckingdammit Doctor jesuschrist btw
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 27/09/2026
something something modest proposal
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 27/09/2026
this is the greatest thing i have ever heard
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the antisocialite, 🎩 jaunty feral @ladylofi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We keep it going bc gems don't die lol
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the antisocialite, 🎩 jaunty feral @ladylofi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Please tell me this is real
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the antisocialite, 🎩 jaunty feral @ladylofi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oh my gawd I lost it at 0:15😭😭😭 Baseball is awesome
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the antisocialite, 🎩 jaunty feral @ladylofi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Omg...hanging a single can of cherry Pepsi as a reward for my teens to work harder/finish strong in their online studies is maybe the easiest carrot I've ever dangled If anyone tells me that Pepsi sucks/tries engaging in soda wars...instant block
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the antisocialite, 🎩 jaunty feral @ladylofi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Sassy0210 @sassy0210.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
💯 “Feminism doesn’t hate men: it hates abusers, aggressors, sexists, misogynists, femicide perpetrators, pedophiles, and freeloaders. And good men aren’t bothered by this, because they hate them too.”
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NWSL @nwslsoccer.com · 26/09/2026
TEMWA CHAWINGA TO HALEY HOPKINS FOR THE HAT TRICK!!! 🙌
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the antisocialite, 🎩 jaunty feral @ladylofi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
FFS texas. Be better.
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the antisocialite, 🎩 jaunty feral @ladylofi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm about to watch a different sporting event bc the prez/secret service/electromagnetic dysfunction is an issue This drop in viewership overall will piss off advertisers and they won't want to buy ad time if he's in future attendance *waves arms wildly* wherever
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the antisocialite, 🎩 jaunty feral @ladylofi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oh, haha they just warned of communication interference bc of secret service and the announcer booth sounds like dogshit I hope they never let this fuck attend another game, ever
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the antisocialite, 🎩 jaunty feral @ladylofi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Gross. I bet on Vols and then just find out that orange pos is in attendance and I don't even want to watch this game now
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the antisocialite, 🎩 jaunty feral @ladylofi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If you get a letter from the US Census Bureau - 🗣open it 🚨There's a $5 bill in it Of course, the HHS survey is voluntary and likely fascist data gathering from this administration so...they pay you 5 bucks to 🚮 the rest
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P @intothejunction.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If you ever wanted to have a real-life spontaneous experience akin to the whole bar at Cheers shouting "Norm!", all you have to do is be in a bar in Chicago when this gentleman walks in with his Igloo cooler
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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Día De Los Muertos Air Wick commercial 😭😭😭
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
That might be the most compelling thing I've ever watched
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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A minor league player just found out he's headed to the majors, and the moment is pure joy on camera.
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the antisocialite, 🎩 jaunty feral @ladylofi.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Anyone else have a 14yr old excited about a fennel bulbs purchase??? Dude's been working out at the gym 95% of days the past couple months and cooking his own protein heavy diet every day - was super excited to try a new flavor 🏋‍♂️💪🫶
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the antisocialite, 🎩 jaunty feral @ladylofi.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This big ol spider loves to web up our front porch steps so I relocated it by stick transport to the edge of the yard last night It's back, back again but in a much less catch-a-human area so happy hunting, I guess🕸
Big spooky spider setting up tonight's web at a front window
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the antisocialite, 🎩 jaunty feral @ladylofi.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Idk what half these words do or mean but I'm a big fan😍
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 23/09/2026
Don’t laugh but I like to take pictures of interesting manhole covers & for the past 3 weeks in Japan, Korea, & China I saw some nifty ones, so here’s a lil thread 🧵
Shanghai. It looks like polished copper and it’s the English designed iron camelback truss Waibaidu Bridge over the estuary of the Suzhou Creek near its confluence with the Huangpu River, adjacent to the Bund in central Shanghai. It connects the Huangpu and Hongkou districts and was opened on 20 January 1908
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the antisocialite, 🎩 jaunty feral @ladylofi.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Workin moms sometimes get stuff done late into the evening Made this cold bean and veg salad and it's seasoned with only s&p. Soooo good 👩‍🍳🍜
A very colorful salad with 4 kinds of beans and a bunch of fresh veggies all diced up in a stainless bowl
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Careful, Jenn Bites 🧛🏻‍♀️🩷🧛🏻‍♀️ @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It’s late, I might as well start some shit. Candy corn is delicious. Discuss…
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the antisocialite, 🎩 jaunty feral @ladylofi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I grow the finest catnip in all the land🚀🌱🐈🐈
Zootie ootie tootie girl
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the antisocialite, 🎩 jaunty feral @ladylofi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Ponderosa lemons have ripened!! These are as large as huge grapefruits 🤯🍋👩‍🌾🌱
Ginormous yellow spotted grapefruit sized lemons next to my size 9 sneaker
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the antisocialite, 🎩 jaunty feral @ladylofi.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Pho broth for my respiratory infection🤧 10/10
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the antisocialite, 🎩 jaunty feral @ladylofi.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Y'all. I'm dealing with my city to resolve damages They sent me this form by email, to complete Janky ass mutherfuckinwhydoipaytaxes
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hookland.bsky.social @hookland.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I visit neglected churches and abbeys often not out of holiness, but a desire to walk behind phantom monks, spectral nuns. If I feel closer to the numinous for treading in haunted footsteps, it is largely accidental. – #CLNolan
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the antisocialite, 🎩 jaunty feral @ladylofi.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Omg. I have been sick all week with what looks like a respiratory infection I just sneezed 3× with incremental enthusiasm and I'm glad no one was near me for #3 bc unrequited giving going on here
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the antisocialite, 🎩 jaunty feral @ladylofi.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My mid summer planted garden has produced green beans all week and will yield okra! Our first blossom showed out today😍🌱
Light yellow okra blossom with red center among bright green okra leaves and their deep red stems bc I planted red okra
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Still holds up today #MontyPython1975 IG: @thecinevoidclub www.instagram.com/thecinevoidc...
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the antisocialite, 🎩 jaunty feral @ladylofi.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I would absolutely run our very own for our KCK community But I'd need lots of like-minded help bc a single-earner on modest salary can't do it all
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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 19/09/2026
All cookbooks are lies. "One pot meal, done in 35 minutes" Four hours later, with every pan in the kitchen used and piled up in the sink ...
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the antisocialite, 🎩 jaunty feral @ladylofi.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My son was intrigued by the age of the boom box playing one of our local radio stations at the DMV Tbh, it was a freaking relic (as was the room, sans any nostalgia) and holy shit this particular govt entity is seriously the forgotten one for any kind of funding We deserve better
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