Reposted by Crab SlacksLet the Right One Ian @ianfortey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Changing the cat litter while I listen to Think by Kaleida, that song that John Wick kills everyone to in the bathhouse scene, so I can feel like a hardass as I shovel up clay bricks of piss. 081
Reposted by Crab SlacksMaciek Hamela @maciekhamela.bsky.social · 26/09/2026With the Strait of Hormuz closed, Iraq has resorted to moving its oil across the desert to Syria in hundreds of tanker trucks, in true Mad Max style. From there, it will be shipped to worldwide markets. 1552002566
Reposted by Crab SlacksThe Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Our health care system in America is disgusting. A clear indication that our government doesn't give a fuck if we live or die. 680208716136
Crab Slacks @crabslacks.bsky.social · 20/08/2026How did Lindsey die? He was looking as ripe and plump as a pimple on a teenage boys arse. 000
Reposted by Crab SlacksContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Trying to get the Dogs in before a storm ⛈️ Dogs say nope 47906161
Reposted by Crab SlacksSlenderSherbet @slendersherbet.bsky.social · 08/08/2026When I wake up and think I've missed the bus to school but it's Saturday and I'm 60. 1110231114
Reposted by Crab SlacksFree Cats Daily😻 @freecatsdaily.bsky.social · 02/08/2026When they came to his house → One year later #Cat #Caturday 445133
Reposted by Crab SlacksCats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 02/08/2026This is my personal Sistine Chapel. Photo from my collection, no date/info. 515743831
Reposted by Crab SlacksWeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 22/07/2026This is Chubbers. He is catching a wave. But more importantly, catching a vibe. 14/10 (IG: nataliepaigebentley) 198135291588
Reposted by Crab Slacksmattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 11/07/2026DID YOU KNOW IF YOU FIND A HORSESHOE CRAB THATS BEEN TAGGED BY THE FISH AND WILDLIFE SERVICE AND SUBMIT THE LOCATION YOU SAW IT USING THE FORM ON FWS DOT GOV SLASH CRABTAG THEY SEND YOU A BEAUTIFUL CRAB PIN 68216503419
Reposted by Crab SlacksProf. Eliot Jacobson @climatecasino.net · 10/07/2026Overnight, the rest of the planet complained to the Climate 8-ball that they wanted their total column precipitable water posted too. So here it is, the whole planet, through June, 2026. And yes, there was yet another new record high: 610328
Reposted by Crab SlacksPeter Murphy @peterwmurphy1.bsky.social · 21/06/2026"Something just brushed past my leg!" — Luke Skywalker, #StarWars Image credit: tempestkc on Threads #LincolnMemorialReflectingPool #USA 440189564054
Reposted by Crab Slacksweird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 03/06/2026switched pharmacies and went into the new one for the first time to check if they had my meds. the guy looked in the back and said “yeah, we’ve got them….catch!” and pretended to baseball pitch them directly at my noggin 143835
Reposted by Crab SlacksSarah Kendzior @sarahkendzior.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Bluesky has the worst one but it's interesting how they all became unusable around the same time (basically 2024; some a bit earlier, some a bit later) 1419
Reposted by Crab SlacksevolBOO! @evolbrew.net · 16/05/2026My daughter says no one will care about longcheese. Prove her wrong, internet. 8065744
Reposted by Crab SlacksRobert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 16/05/2026The powerful forces trying to dominate our country want us to fall into cynicism. That way, they win everything — and they'll be able to take it all without the rest of us putting up a fight. If you are worried about the future, you are not alone. I am too. But please do not fall into cynicism. 1333103855
Reposted by Crab SlacksKOJAMF🤘🖤🤘 @kojamf.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Toss Your Weasel Wednesday! 1795266970
Reposted by Crab Slacksmindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Lying awake at 4am last night I could've sworn I heard my hamster very quietly say the word "tennis" 618040
Reposted by Crab Slacks“As if!” -Cher @asifcherbear.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Happy #tongueouttuesday y’all! Cher had a magnificent derp going the other day after getting her zoomies out 😂 #corgi #corgicrew 21165
Reposted by Crab SlacksCole 🎃 @lilgay.club · 20/04/2026i think iron man convinced Americans that tech oligarchs are actually secretly cool super heroes rather than cartoonishly evil elites who believe they’re inherently better than you. 11088144
Reposted by Crab Slacksceej @ceej.online · 06/04/2026astronauts sometimes describe a transcendent feeling of connection with all human beings when viewing the earth from space, an effect previously only achievable by taking a little edible and grilling hot dogs in the sunshine 293766588
Reposted by Crab Slacks𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 05/04/2026If you don’t sin, Jesus will have died for nothing. 3346082
Reposted by Crab SlacksKym Camryn @kymcamryn.bsky.social · 29/03/2026Currently in Phase I of my extensive research 🧐🥃 2644953
Crab Slacks @crabslacks.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Putin couldn’t have picked a more humiliating barely sentient glob of orange dusted offal to be “Godfather” to the United States of America. He got us good. 010
Reposted by Crab SlacksMassimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 26/03/2026How leopard sharks attract a mate Original post 32872153
Reposted by Crab SlacksMichelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Stoat hopping across snow: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/NatureIsFu... 772557402
Reposted by Crab SlacksAquarium of the Pacific 🐋 @aquariumpacific.bsky.social · 25/03/2026The Aquarium is saddened by the loss of Ghost, the giant Pacific octopus who was beloved by staff, guests, and those who learned about her online. Ghost died on March 24 after entering senescence, the natural end-of-life process after laying eggs.aquariumofpacific.orgThe Aquarium of the Pacific Mourns the Loss of Ghost, the Giant Pacific OctopusThe Aquarium is saddened by the loss of Ghost, the giant Pacific octopus who was beloved by staff, guests, and those who learned about her online. Ghost died on March 24 after entering senescence, the... 1323427657
Reposted by Crab SlacksCenter for Biological Diversity @biologicaldiversity.org · 24/03/2026Nearly twice as old as the dinosaurs, horseshoe crabs have been crawling ashore for over 450 million years. Sadly, their populations have plummeted by more than 70% in recent decades. So we just announced our intent to sue the federal government for denying them #ESA protections. bit.ly/41quLDj 10659271357
Reposted by Crab SlacksMobius Stripper @mobiusstripper.bsky.social · 19/03/2026Me, being led away by the secret service after releasing thousands of gophers at the Capitol: "You don't understand! It's a scientifically proven way to revive a desolate place! I'm a patriot!" www.popularmechanics.com/science/envi...popularmechanics.com43 Years Ago, Scientists Dropped Gophers Onto a Volcano. Today, They’re Tiny Heroes.It started as a go-for-broke experiment, but it wound up saving an ecosystem. 1374734931
Reposted by Crab SlacksAndrii Frolov @artandriifrolov.bsky.social · 15/03/2026"In a House" - my oil painting 12x16" 1376
Reposted by Crab SlacksChris Woodyard @chriswoodyard.bsky.social · 15/03/2026#IdesofMarch A bronze Roman larva convivialis 199 BCE-500CE--a type of memento mori displayed at a banquet or feast to remind the revelers of their own mortality. collection.sciencemuseumgroup.org.uk/objects/co90.... #TheVictorianBookoftheDead 541239206
Reposted by Crab SlacksAndrii Frolov @artandriifrolov.bsky.social · 13/03/2026"Still Life" - my oil painting 12"x16" 2328
Reposted by Crab SlacksFi Bowler @fibowler.bsky.social · 21/02/2026I’ve got to say I’m not all that impressed with these chimney sweeps 1132624
Reposted by Crab SlacksFi Bowler @fibowler.bsky.social · 23/02/2026Say what you will about the new £185m Schwarzman Centre in Oxford, but my office is essentially the Severance set 9853
Reposted by Crab Slacksweird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 13/02/2026It was believed in medieval times that hedgehogs had spikes so they could roll over fruit to carry home to their children, which is not true but is a really cute idea 7173411722
Reposted by Crab SlacksClimate Dad @climatedad.bsky.social · 06/02/2026Imagine living on a planet at its hottest in 125,000 years, where CO2 levels are their highest in MILLIONS of years & where you have to work your whole life in a system that’s decimating what little is left of nature just to enrich the most depraved psychopaths who’ve ever lived. 37131
Reposted by Crab Slackslalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · 31/01/2026I mean this is fine, right? 5325147
Reposted by Crab SlacksKrista D Ball is Canada's Spooky Potato @kristadb1.bsky.social · 28/01/2026Heads up -- if all goes well this weekend, I'm going to be cooking and posting about "cooked supper" (aka jigs dinner aka salt beef dinner) this weekend. If you are a vegetarian, I recommend you mute "salt beef" right now because I am going to post the bucket. 1956415
Reposted by Crab SlacksMemento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 29/01/2026Joe Rogan is what happens when you give a sentient toe a microphone and steroids 418923
Reposted by Crab Slacksweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 20/01/2026Whatever happens economically, we must protect the Snack Factory Original Pretzel Crisps Party Size supply chain 3395
