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For legal purposes, I am a joke. (KCMO) Band names: bit.ly/EvolBands

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evolBOO! @evolbrew.net · 1h
They created a banananana.
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Tab/ Cookie @bavariancookie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Me using em dashes with abandon even though it's a "sign" of AI writing 🙄
Michael Bolton from Office Space telling Samir "No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks."
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 12h
Today, Oct 4, is the feast of St. Francis of Assisi: the day when you can bring your pets to church for a blessing.
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evolBOO! @evolbrew.net · 12h
I was legit in the planning stages for a 10 foot across light up UFO for a friend's house party. Apparition would never.
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Mike Engel @michaelengel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Bake Off should knock it off with the Taskmaster technicals. Just give them "make a jammy dangeroo" so one person from Liverpool can say "oh I know those!" and finish 9th.
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Stella Glitterbomb @shoelais.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If this fundraiser meets it goal, I get a free beer. You could give a few dollars for other reasons — like maybe you also think there’s a surpassingly high chance this guy wins — but personally I’d also like the free beer.
“A fundraiser benfitting Isaiah for Kansas, a night of drinks and comedy!” Poster for a fundraising event.
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evolBOO! @evolbrew.net · 03/10/2026
Bleak
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evolBOO! @evolbrew.net · 02/10/2026
Its amazing what taxing a rich person's NYC vacation home can pay for.
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Path (seasonal)🎉 @demandavoider.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
WE RANKED THE TEN MOST UNHINGED THINGS TO DO TO A CHILI DOG OUTSIDE A TASTEE-FREEZ (YOU WONT BELIEVE NUMBER 1 😱)
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evolBOO! @evolbrew.net · 02/10/2026
I'm not sure you could pay me to watch Digger. But they sure are pushing it on us like its a must-see.
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Action Shakespeare 🐙🤤 @thatgalinthehat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Environmental storytelling at the elementary school
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evolBOO! @evolbrew.net · 01/10/2026
It's burger time.
The inside of LC's hamburgers.
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evolBOO! @evolbrew.net · 01/10/2026
We used to be etc etc
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Duncan Jones @manmademoon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Guess we’re just stuck with mocking users and throwing them in the garbage when we see them on a table.
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evolBOO! @evolbrew.net · 01/10/2026
WhoTF is this? My internet is through gfiber. I don't know this gFiber company.
An email from gFiber [with a capital F] Your monthly gFiber bill has arrived
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Kumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
AI will never be able to make art. Thanks.
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evolBOO! @evolbrew.net · 01/10/2026
There are very few things more consistently disappointing than themed pop-up bars.
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evolBOO! @evolbrew.net · 01/10/2026
Sometimes you buy tickets to see people who dress like cats and play the theremin but then a few months later on the day of the show you maybe don't want to go see that so you just say "I'm a patron of the arts!" and feel better about the potentially wasted $30.
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Trey Lawson @tlawson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
September 30 October 1st
Normal human Jackie Daytona wearing a jacket and cowboy hat, with a toothpick dangling from his mouthLaszlo the vampire, in his best gothic finery and his lucky witch hat.
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AngelsArcanum/NabariNoBro @angelsarcanum.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I like Sluggo’s new hat
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evolBOO! @evolbrew.net · 01/10/2026
Justice For Sluggo's Hat!
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Alex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Eisner campaign for “Sluggo’s Terible Hat” starts here
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Ryan Vance @ryanvance.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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evolBOO! @evolbrew.net · 29/09/2026
Hell yeah.
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[HALLOWEEN NAME] @poopfoot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If you enjoy vampire movies, Stray Cat Film Center is showing a series of really good ones in the month of October. I've seen four of the five they're showing and will likely make a point to at minimum go to the one I haven't seen yet (Horror of Dracula). www.straycatfilmcenter.com/screeningsan...
straycatfilmcenter.com
Screenings and Events — STRAY CAT FILM CENTER
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Charlotte “Chuck” Planet, Local Internet Celebrity @charlotteplanet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
cops are a real “candles $3,600” budget situation
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evolBOO! @evolbrew.net · 29/09/2026
The covid vaccine always feels like somebody punched me in the arm really hard.
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evolBOO! @evolbrew.net · 28/09/2026
Ruined my @themountaingoats.bsky.social shirt while trying to make tamales and they didn't even turn out that great.
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evolBOO! @evolbrew.net · 27/09/2026
The cemetery was pretty today.
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evolBOO! @evolbrew.net · 27/09/2026
I had a dream I was at a party and lost my glasses. I was starting to panic a little and a guy was like "They're fine. This is a dream. Just wake up." And he was right. A real bro's bro.
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evolBOO! @evolbrew.net · 27/09/2026
I got to sleep in late today
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evolBOO! @evolbrew.net · 27/09/2026
Oh yeah. The park was pretty on Thursday.
A field with a windmill in frong of a castle-like university administration building.A monarch butterfly on a yellow flowerA gravel path cutting between two ponds
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evolBOO! @evolbrew.net · 27/09/2026
Devil Wears Prada meme:

IS THAT THE—

FISHER-PRICE CAMERA MADE BY KODAK FROM 1984 TO 1987?
YES IT IS.THE FISHER-PRICE CAMERA MADE BY KODAK FROM 1984 TO 1987.
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Abby Olcese @abbyolcese.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Smarf
Alt: Smarf
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evolBOO! @evolbrew.net · 26/09/2026
Incredible haul from the Stray Cat theater yard sale today.
A counter top full of books, CDs, DVDs, 2 cameras, and a pair of binoculars.
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TLC @tarantical.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I've been carrying this around with me for years. We all tell ourselves stories. We fill in the blanks with assumptions. It's dangerous behavior. Don't believe everything you think.
A laminated blue and white bookmark that says Don't Believe Everything You Think
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evolBOO! @evolbrew.net · 26/09/2026
Can't recommend enough marrying your best friend. Makes the whole "living together forever" thing so much better.
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evolBOO! @evolbrew.net · 25/09/2026
Another "We're out of money for AI, so to save face we're going to say we did it TOO good."
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evolBOO! @evolbrew.net · 23/09/2026
gfiber sent me a flyer offering more internet speed for a higher price! Thanks, guys! For real though. They want everybody off that 1Gbps plan and are too cowardly to raise the price.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
While waiting for Trump to enter the signing of the US-Denmark-Greenland agreement at the UN, they chose “Send in the Clowns” as the background music. Yes, it’s real.
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evolBOO! @evolbrew.net · 22/09/2026
static.klipy.com
The Real Bros Of Simi Valley: Not Having A Good Time
Alt: The Real Bros Of Simi Valley: Not Having A Good Time
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evolBOO! @evolbrew.net · 22/09/2026
Meat! On the Jumbotron Is a skeet that would've gotten a few extra likes 2 weeks ago
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evolBOO! @evolbrew.net · 21/09/2026
For a second I was like, "finally a cat the same size as mine!" And then realized...
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evolBOO! @evolbrew.net · 21/09/2026
Monday mornings tend to end up being a time where I sit blankly in an office chair, reacclimating myself to having to work for the 10,000th time.
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evolBOO! @evolbrew.net · 21/09/2026
I'll stand for the national anthem the day no one in KC yells "Chiiiiefs" at the end of it.
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evolBOO! @evolbrew.net · 20/09/2026
Wound up looking through my call history last night to see the last time I was on the phone with someone who wasn't 1) Kara calling with a clarifying questiion from a store 2) our realtor or something house-related 3) a doctor's office Couldn't find one...
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evolBOO! @evolbrew.net · 18/09/2026
For posterity:
A screenshot of skeets: 

EuphoricFuzion: Ok, help me understand why a word for shooting cum needs to be used for Bluesky posts?
Anyone?
You all have lots to say in shit-talking, but as someone who thought more highly of the intelligence here, I'm highly doubting that idea.
Cum. ls. Not. Social. Media.

Chet Ritlin: We are all made of cum.

Terminally Frogline: All we are is bust in the wind
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Margarita @margarita.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
71% seems low
gizmodo.com
71% of Americans Say They're Completely Exhausted
A CDC report shows that people are not feeling relaxed and restful in the United States.
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The Shadow Over Innschwartz ✨🦑✨ @benschwartz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
deal
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evolBOO! @evolbrew.net · 18/09/2026
They'll name a bird species anything nowadays.
Cardboard packaging that says "Soft-Handled Can Opener" which sounds like a bird species to me
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