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Jude Curtin

@covres.bsky.social
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That which does not kill us makes us stronger. Well, except polio, rickets and things like that...

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Tom McKay @catturd2.bsky.social · 5h
i mean
 identical depiction (homer simpson)
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Andrew R @excelpope.net · 5h
Ruin a book by adding a word: Murder on the Orient Tesco Express
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Andy Arthur💃🏰⚓🦌 Threadinburgh 🧵 @threadinburgh.scot · 5h
Ruin a book by adding a word Mother's Pride and Prejudice
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Henry Mance @henrymance.ft.com · 5h
Okay
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Jude Curtin @covres.bsky.social · 2h
Mad scientists at it again!
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Mr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Movie idea - a reboot of Independence Day in which the President of the United States (Donald Trump) sides with the alien invaders.
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 4h
Surgeon faces deportation as Home Office revokes refugee status for Syrians
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Surgeon faces deportation as Home Office revokes refugee status for Syrians
UK classifies Syria as safe to return to despite UN refugee body’s advice A Syrian plastic surgeon is facing deportation from the UK after the Home Office revoked his refugee status, declaring it is now safe for him and his family to return to their home country. Despite Foreign Office guidance advising against all travel to Syria because of the “volatile” security situation, the government has classified it as a safe place for refugees to return to. Continue reading...
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Viz Comic @vizcomic.bsky.social · 5h
There's a new issue (Viz 360) in the shops. Sorry no refunds.
A pic of the new issue (Viz 360) and a reader letter: "It's helpful of King Charles to assure his subjects that Harry and Meghan are 'non-working royals', so we can readily distinguish them from all the other royals stacking shelves in Tesco, delivering food for UberEats or pulling 18-hour shifts at the local A&E. Desmond Bullen, Sale"
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Stephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 4h
The boy just can't stop winning
Mystic Zarb showing the political savvy that got Jeremy Corbyn so convincingly into No.10
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Sunder Katwala (sundersays) @sundersays.bsky.social · 19h
Rishi Sunak did not believe in the Rwanda plan as Chancellor - its legality, its efficacy or its cost - though he made a deal with Braverman to pretend he did as PM. His argument for it now fails to put his 3rd option under the scrutiny of the other two www.thetimes.com/comment/colu...
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Rishi Sunak: Admit it, Rwanda is the only way to stop the boats
Critics said it was fantasy that we could leave the ECHR and secure our border. The real fantasy is thinking there’s an alternative
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Greg Jenner (Historian) @gregjenner.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Imagine being the right wing candidate and getting name-mogged by your leftist opponent
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 22h
When you consider that Russia has killed a bunch of children while Donald has been helping Russia get money to fund Russia doing it more, you can understand why Donald is so upset he didnt get the Nobel Peace Prize.
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The Pub-Liking Universal Friend @johnb78.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This is one where you can't really avoid cancelling the Nice Lady Walk, but the correct reason for cancelling it is that you have told the Nazis that their march is unequivocally banned and you are going full French riot cop on the ones who show up anyway
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Joe Walsh @walshfreedom.bsky.social · 23h
A disgusting, horrific lie.
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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 22h
For those playing along at home: To give the appearance of action on the impacts of his humiliating blunder on the world stage, the President of the United States is making a humiliating blunder on the world stage by bailing the Russian president out of a humiliating blunder on the world stage.
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Dan Snow @thehistoryguy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If you think a distinct sub category of human exists because some medieval warlords agreed that the border of England should be on the River Tweed, you are, Im afraid, an absolute maniac bsky.app/profile/theh...
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Dan Kaszeta FRHistS @dankaszeta.bsky.social · 22h
I encourage people to use GDPR and send this guy's company a subject access request (SAR) if you think there's even the slightest chance he's been putting you on a list. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...
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Recruitment boss accused of being behind ‘doxxing’ campaign against RNLI and anti-racism activists
Tom Watson, of Worcester, alleged to be behind Big Time Charlie X account that created so-called Traitorbase
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onion person @junlper.beer · 09/10/2026
elon musk has more empathy for lines of code than a majority of humanity
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Judi Dench on working with Frances Barber
As for Frankie's gift ... The play, among other things, is a discussion about unconventional sexual acts and so Frankie Barber, as a first-night present, bought me a double-ended dildo. It was about two metres long and all bendy - you could wear it as a scarf, which I did once when the company gathered for director's notes. But I had no idea where to keep it. I couldn't take it home, where my young grandson often came to stay, so in the end I hung it over Diana Rigg's portrait in my dressing room. My reasoning being that any visitors would be so arrested by the beautiful image of Diana, they wouldn't notice this massive penis dangling down each side of the frame.
But then one day I knew the cleaner had spotted it because when I arrived in my dressing room for that evening's performance, it was coiled up on my make-up table like a Cumberland sausage.
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Sunder Katwala (sundersays) @sundersays.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Richsrd North, once a mainstrean Eurosceptic, wants to ban the newly elected Holborn MP and Kemi Badenoch (along with Zia Yusuf & Suella Braverman & deputy speaker Nus Ghani Ed Miliband and Nick Clegg from elected office). He would want two British-born parents to be the test of eligibility!
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Ruth Fletcher @mihe2000.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This makes me angry. UK policy on foreign students is wrong because it is racist and corrodes our society. It's also plain stupid: it is wrecking a major UK export industry that provides jobs, growth and innovation for our country.
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NewsThump @newsthump.com · 09/10/2026
NEWS! Coldplay to play halftime show of Pete Hegseths’ live-streamed firing squad execution newsthump.com/2026/10/09/c...
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Coldplay to play halftime show of Pete Hegseths’ live-streamed firing squad execution
US Defence Secretary Pete Hegseth has announced the execution of a former US Army major by firing squad will be live-streamed, with Coldplay set to play the halftime show.
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 09/10/2026
The layout for the execution in the US has been released by the state department
A plan showing the positions of cameras, marksmen and Pete Hegseth's personal wanking shed
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RDCK98 @comradekenobi.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Nice little nugget of horror buried in there
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Jonathan Portes @jdportes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This prompted me to go back and check the claim that "On current DWP forecasts, from the 2024 election until 2030, Labour will have increased working-age benefit spending by a further £51.6 bn/year." It appears to be equally fictional/spreadsheet error. Correct figure is maybe £36bn..
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Senthorun S. Raj @senthorun.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“An AI tool used to speed up the processing of thousands of asylum cases is failing basic accuracy tests…” The idea that synthetic text generating “AI” can be a useful aid in determining refugee status is ridiculous. We should challenge the automation of decision-making and erosion of our rights.
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AI tool used in thousands of asylum claims failing basic accuracy tests
Exclusive: MPs, charities and rights group warn that accuracy should not be sacrificed for speed in ‘life and death’ asylum decisions
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Waitman Wade Beorn, PhD, FRHistS @waitmanwbeorn.com · 08/10/2026
🧵 The Wehrmacht was a CRIMINAL ORGANIZATION responsible for mass crimes against humanity and genocide.🧵 🔥The mother of threads.🔥 Click below for an exhaustive discussion of the criminality of the German Army during WWII as I try to once again kill the cockroach that is the Clean Wehrmacht Myth!
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Tom Freeman @tomfreeman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Man who works for company says 'please keep giving money to the company that gives me money'
Headline: "Palantir’s Tom Watson says ‘mob rule’ must not dictate awarding of government contracts"
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Peter Smith @redpeter99.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Reform have conducted an independent inquiry and announced they won the Holborn and St Pancras byelection.
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Adam Bienkov @adambienkov.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Is that a bratwurst down your trousers or are you pleased to see me?
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'Sausage Smuggler' charged after bangers stashed down trousers
CCTV footage appeared to show a man taking sausages from a fridge and putting them down his trousers.
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Jude Curtin @covres.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Coventry City players and staff had Talbots during the years they sponsored the club.
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Ian Dunt @iandunt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Brittin so far absolutely fucking hopeless. There are countless tech and discussion podcasts in the private sector. You and Yours was exceptional public interest journalism.
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The London Economic @thelondoneconomic.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Reform's barrister, who cleared the party and aides of wrongdoing alleged in an undercover investigation into foreign donations, was a UKIP member for years and has a longstanding association with Farage.
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Alona Ferber @aloner.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Excellent front page here
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Disappointed Optimist @disappoptimism.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“Apparent exodus” I’ve seen what? 3 headline stories about individuals. Noteworthy it’s rare to hear how much income tax these individuals contributed in last 10 years. “Oh but they run business that employees people” And? Are the businesses stopping?
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 06/10/2026
#VanityFair
Vanity fair cover with Sam Altman stealing everything
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Jonathan Portes @jdportes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
excellent subhead snark from the FT
Tory conference live: Kemi Badenoch pledges to scrap inheritance tax on family homes
Conservative leader pledges to slash levies while accusing Andy Burnham of ‘spending money we don’t have’
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Roland Smith @rolandmcs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I see Reform UK's internal inquiry has cleared their internal people.
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Security Guard Greets People
ALT: Security Guard Greets People
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HOPE not hate @hopenothate.org.uk · 07/10/2026
Three years ago today, Hamas carried out a horrific terror attack in Israel. We remember all those killed and taken hostage, and the tens of thousands of Palestinians killed in Gaza since.
Two candles burning against a dark background, with one in sharp focus in the foreground and the other softly blurred behind it.
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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The daily sea surface temperature is now so high, they had to add more chart because the previous version only went up to 30C
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Steve Peers @stevepeers.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"journalists"
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North Korean Reporter Delivers News
ALT: North Korean Reporter Delivers News
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HOPE not hate @hopenothate.org.uk · 07/10/2026
Anti-migrant activist Levi Mason is set to speak at a demonstration in Telford on Sunday. The event is organised by Telford Patriots and Alexandra Whyte, whose sister, Rhiannon, was killed in 2024 by an asylum seeker. But Mason's violent past cannot be ignored. hopenothate.org.uk/2026/10/07/c...
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Convicted Domestic Abuser Set to Speak at Telford Demo – HOPE not hate
Warning: This article contains a graphic description of domestic violence.  Levi Mason, an anti-migrant activist from Liverpool, is set to speak at a Telford ‘Enough...
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Peter Geoghegan @petergeoghegan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
🔴 SCOOP: The chair of a lobbying firm paid by the UAE sits on a government council advising ministers on how Britain uses sport and culture abroad. As Man City's verdict puts Abu Dhabi in the spotlight, our latest investigation 🧵 democracyforsale.substack.com/p/revealed-u...
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Revealed: UAE lobbyist advising UK government on sport and foreign policy
FGS Global chair Roland Rudd accused of "blatant conflict of interest" for advising ministers on foreign affairs while his firm lobbies for UAE embassy
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ianthemouthofmadness.fenrisgames @fenrisgames.com · 07/10/2026
Tell Them it was Truss
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Twlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hey, Kemi getting 0/5 ain’t bad
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Ian Dunt @iandunt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The only reason you would hear this is if you're hanging out with a bunch of Neo-Nazis.
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Stephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
One thing I find endlessly funny about the rise of AI is that it has revealed that there is a large number of people who believe that the reason they wrote essays at school or university is their teachers were desperately waiting for them to provide a definite answer to “Lear: what’s up with him?”
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Peter Walker @peterwalker99.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Long tribute from Kemi Badenoch in her conference speech to Jeffrey Archer, complete with round of applause. The world is a "less colourful" place without him, she says, which is one way to describe a serial fraudster, fantasist and liar who wrecked several lives in the process.
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Jonn Elledge @jonnelledge.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This section about fiscal discipline would be a lot more convincing if they didn't keep announcing spending commitments funded by the same set of ruinous welfare cuts over and over again.
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