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Darth Putin

@darthputinkgb.bsky.social
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Czar for life of all Russians. Master Strategist. Tea connoisseur. Author. Window installer. Wanted in 123 countries. Parody, apparently.

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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 8h
Not true. We cannot abandon that we never followed.
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 9h
The Prez's latest from the bunker. "When does a bunker become a burial vault?" darthputinkgb.substack.com/p/when-does-...
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 14h
OTD in 2018 Jamal Khashoggi walked into an embassy, picked fight with trained killers who just happened to be there, beat himself to death, choped himself up with a bone-saw & then dumped himself in a secluded woodland. Something Donald called a "credible scenario"
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 15h
OTD in 1951 *2nd* wave of Operation Osen's deportations began. Over 16000 Lithuanians were forcibly sent to Siberia as USSR continued to liberate them from fascism & also their freedom 6 years after WW2 ended. Imagine mass deportations happening today?
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Operation Paperclip 1946. In soviet controlled Germany, 2500 nazi engineers were deported to USSR to help build soviet weapons & rockets using Nazi technology & expertise. So Sputnik and Gargarin were built on nazi knowledge. But when we do it its anti imperialism
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The world is gonna pay as much attention to this as it did when we starved Yarmouk.
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
OTD in 1938 Nazi Germany started occupying the Sudetenland. The west tried to appease Hitler by giving him bits of someone else's country without asking the owners. It didnt work & led to a terrible war. Imagine it happening today....
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
OTD in 1946 Julius Streicher was found guilty of crimes against humanity. Specifically, he continued spouting hate & propaganda against Jews even after being well aware of genocide against them. Who's your favorite tankie who might need to lawyer up one day?
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Which means when we attack Europe, we will bomb kindergartens and hospitals instead.
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It is important to understand that Russia became the world's largest country without colonialism. The only mistake of Russian non-colonialism was that it didnt non-colonise more. No ships = no colonialism
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Nick Cohen @nickcohen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“American power will never recover from Trump. We’re looking at a superpower suicide.” Reposting my interview with Anne Applebaum. This time with an edited transcript!
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Anne Applebaum on Trump’s Empire of Grift
Podcast with transcript
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Anastasia Klimash 🇺🇦 @nastasiaklimash.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I thought I’d show just a couple examples of what your donations mean. But there are much more essential kit it can get!
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
OTD in 2015 Russia began bombing Syria. -we denied we'd do it -we then did it -we bombed lots of hospitals, shopping centers & schools to create refugees -we said it would be WW3 if NATO got involved -when NATO helped throw us out, we just ran away Sound familiar?
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Embajada Soviética 🇦🇷 Soviet Embassy @sovietembassyar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Do not believe anything until the Kremlin denies it™️
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yarmouk is a refugee camp full of Palestinians that we besieged, starved, and butchered in 2013. There was little international interest. For some reason. We need lessons from no one.
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What can I say? Someone who edits @theguardian.com read a draft opinion from Saint @jeremycorbyn.bsky.social calling for "an end to all war" that never even mentioned ours and thought "looks good, nothing missing".
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I can’t defeat Ukraine on battlefield. My strategy is: 1 Bomb hospitals, schools,power & stations to create refugees 2 Fund anti western & anti refugee parties in west 3 Humiliate western leaders who want appeasement 4 Repeat www.theguardian.com/world/2026/s...
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‘This is terrorism’: daytime Russian strike hits science academy in Kyiv
Jet-powered drones are increasingly targeting Ukraine’s capital, with medical centre also hit
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
After attacking Ukraine when it gave up nukes, Russia says Iran shouldn't have them, failing to connect the dots on non-proliferation works...
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It is exactly 21 years since Prez said the pension age would never rise..
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That doesnt apply to us trying to kill the President of Ukraine. Thats anti imperialism.
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
For all he's done to help us win, I should name a drone exclusively used to target civilians after Donald.
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The further Putinisation of America. The government lies about military casualties in a war it cannot win.
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
OTD in 1939 USSR and Nazis issued a communique saying that unless France and UK accepted Hitlers terms, they would be responsible for continuing the war
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
OTD in 1939 USSR & its Nazi German allies signed "German-Soviet Boundary & Friendship Treaty" in Moscow just few days after our joint Victory Parade. Both nazis and USSR accused France and GB of trying to "prolong the war".
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Trump: "Please stop attacking Russian refineries" Zelesnky: "I have already told you, you dont have any cards"
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Donald will "prevent communism in America" by selling American weapons to the Chinese Communist Party. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/27/u...
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Trump Offered to Sell Arms to China, U.S. Ambassador Says (Gift Article)
President Trump made the offer to Xi Jinping, China’s leader, said David Perdue, the ambassador to China. The White House later said the U.S. had no plans for such a sale.
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Emmanuelle Chaze @emmanuellechaze.com · 27/09/2026
There are ~2000 Ukrainians trapped inside the occupied city of Oleshky, Kherson region. They are deprived of food, in what is painfully reminding Ukrainians of another man-made famine, almost a century ago: the Holodomor. 📽️Full video here🔗 emmanuellechaze.substack.com/p/we-need-to...
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Alex Finley @alexzfinley.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
France is getting vocal about the threat from Russia’s “hybrid” war, but then convinces Europe to lift sanctions on Putin’s buddy Alisher Usmanov, who helps fund that war. What gives? I have a theory! But maybe I’ve written too much spy fiction. alexzfinley.substack.com/p/the-strang...
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The Strange Tale of Lifting Sanctions on Alisher Usmanov
France loudly warns about the threat from Russia, but forces sanctions relief for one of Putin’s besties. What gives?
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Maria Drutska @mariadrutska.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Two weeks before the elections, Kremlin spokesman Peskov said Russia was not considering tax increases. Four days after the elections, the Finance Ministry unveiled a whole package of tax increases.
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
OTD in 2005 Prez said pension age will never raise as long as I am President. My war is now lowering life expectancy so almost no one will live long enough to claim one. I remain a master strategist.
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The agency of Russia, what excuses idiots offer to deny it, and why they do so. darthputinkgb.substack.com/p/the-agency...
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you want to know what Donald will say tomorrow, listen to what the Kremlin says today.
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Do not believe anything until the Kremlin denies it™️
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
First Russia was appeased. Then Russia's war was excused. That kept the war permitted. What's worse, it is now normalised. Your Prez went onto the blog to explain His views on how. And why. darthputinkgb.substack.com/p/the-agency...
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The agency of Russia. How this war was normalised.
Some people will go to extraordinary lengths to deny the world’s largest nuclear power is responsible for its actions. How. And why.
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
OTD in 1938 Hitler gave a speech demanding the Sudetenland be handed to Germany. He said his countrymen were being mistreated and needed protection. Also promised it was his last territorial demand. He was lying. Imagine that happening today.
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Ukrainian bandersnatch @buzogryz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I am begging tankies to make up their mind on whether the West provoked Russia into invading because it didn't play nice with Russia, or they actually created Putin and modern Russia by trying to revitalize Russia. It can't be both!
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Maria Drutska @mariadrutska.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It is day 1675 of Putin's 3 day special military operation. Major state-owned companies like Russian Railways, Aeroflot, Rosneft, Russian Post, and Transneft are being moved from Moscow to outlying regions to escape Ukrainian strikes. @darthputinkgb.bsky.social remains a master strategist.
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Da. If it wasn't for the nasty west Prez would've been the 1st Russian leader in 550 years to decide invading neighbors was bad.
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This some advanced tankie "thought". Russia has a UNSC seat & world's largest amounts of land, gas, oil and NUKES. Russia also has no agency over our own actions and so cannot be held accountable and therefore must be excused and appeased.
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
OTD in 1863 the Russian Baltic Fleet arrived on the US East Coast. Russia wanted North to win US civil war as divided USA would leave France & UK stronger on global stage after defeating us in Crimean war. Also wanted a neutral port to hide in in case 🇬🇧&🇫🇷 helped Poland in its ongoing revolution /
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Your Prez went on the blog and produced a solid take: “The decline of 2 powers”. Neither Prez nor Donald can stop Zelensky. Who is not acting like a man with no cards. darthputinkgb.substack.com/p/the-declin...
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The decline of two powers
Neither Donald nor Putin can stop Zelensky
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Natural deselection.
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This didnt happen by magic: This weapon was designed This weapon was tested This weapon was mass produced This weapon was transported This weapon was aimed This weapon was fired This was appeased This was excused This was permitted This was normalised
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Months - 55 Victories-0 Casualties - 1,524,000 Economy - 🚽 War crimes - ♾️ Raccoons- 1🦝 Oil refineries - 🔥💥🦩 Prez - 😭🙏➡️🇺🇸 Donald - 🤡🙏➡️🇺🇦 Zelensky - 🖕➡️🇷🇺➕️🇺🇸 I remain a master strategist
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Why, if Iran is about to surrender, is Donald so interested in getting Ukraine to leave my refineries alone?
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
He's never said anything when Russia bombed US businesses in Ukraine.
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"We'd love Russia to stop attacking and equally we'd love Ukraine to stop defending itself"
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A Russian anti drone team in Crimea found & destroyed Ukrainian one.
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
OTD in 1939 the German–Soviet victory parade took place in Polish town of Brest-Litovsk. As allies, we celebrated liberating Poland from the Poles
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