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@coolgarydotnet.bsky.social
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zay @handle.invalid · 05/10/2026
jesus christ, this is completely beyond the pale. square enix is now forcing players themselves to make & use AI just to make the game playable. i'm disgusted
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Gary @coolgarydotnet.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
does this inline on this website. look at my combo streamable.com/39ogqt
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Gary @coolgarydotnet.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
still having a blast with 2xko. picked up Senna this week and i think "full screen random beam super + active tag" is my purest fighting game self
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Gary @coolgarydotnet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
its definitely soup season now. i gotta go soup mode like never before
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Gary @coolgarydotnet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
it happens every time!!!!!!!!!!!!
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 29/09/2026
i think this is ok to do
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Gary @coolgarydotnet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
its so fucking funny that any time you think "maybe it would be fun to play a MOBA again" and play one match you get matched with MOBA players and immediately regret the decision
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.
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Gary @coolgarydotnet.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
i hope the next big ed is a woman
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Gary @coolgarydotnet.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
youtube starts every video muted now for me. is that happening to anyone else and do you have a fix
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Andrew Tobolowsky @andytobo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Gary @coolgarydotnet.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
at least it isn't going to be on christmas again
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Gary @coolgarydotnet.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
i just qualified for the olympics in the new sport of "turning off the microwave with one second to go before it finishes with a loud beep"
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Michael crichton was 6'9" when he wrote Jurassic park. Imagine the dinosaur adventure Robert Wadlow could have wrote. 

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (6'1"): The Lost World (1912)
Michael crichton (6'9"): Jurassic park
Robert Wadlow (8'11"): ???????????
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Gary @coolgarydotnet.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
its got more games
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Lich's Fart Crystal Phylactery @slugworlds.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
our main food should be a mineral we mine from the earth called nutrium
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Gary @coolgarydotnet.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
i could tell you but you'd have to kill me
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Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
it's not actually an honor to end up on the cover of Viziers Monthly. it shows your machinations aren't subtle enough
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HEALTH @health.band · 15/08/2026
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
This podcast clip contains one of the most devastating pieces of video ever captured. listen to bst.png with me and @demilardner.bsky.social
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Gary @coolgarydotnet.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
i googled "Orb" to try and see what this was about and laughed when i saw the results and realized i had googled "orb"
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Gary @coolgarydotnet.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
how it feels when you're not in the big walk group
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Gary @coolgarydotnet.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
www.theverge.com/tech/977581/... FINALLY
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Bluesky now lets you hide reposts from that annoying person you follow
You can also turn on post numbers for threads.
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Gary @coolgarydotnet.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
there was an episode where he got stuck in frozen time while Father Time went on vacation for 1000 years and it scared the fuck outta 4 year old me
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Gary @coolgarydotnet.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
they call it final fantasy x because when you see wakka you turn x degrees and wakka way
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Gary @coolgarydotnet.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
nah its got puzzles
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
i regard water as dry
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Look Outside is $5.99 on Steam buff.ly/eOyQy3D
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Gary @coolgarydotnet.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
i got yasmine to master and i spent the entire time trying to just do this to people as much as i could streamable.com/3y252w
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Gary @coolgarydotnet.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
i just added 'lexicon' to yours without even trying
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Gary @coolgarydotnet.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
invest in wakka coin
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 29/09/2023
wait a second. long walk... short pier..... my god i'd be soaked. this guy's trying to soak my ass
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SKELLYTON @pizzalawyer420.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
YOU WILL BELIEVE A DOG CAN READ YOUR MIND
Cookie the psychic dog car ad (you will believe a dog can read your mind)
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g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
someday i'll figure out a The Doctor Was A Woman joke that's so abstracted it doesn't have the words woman OR doctor in it. it'll get 5 favs and only 2 will be from people who actually got it. then all that's left to do is strap on the vest and head down to city hall to see my old friend the mayor
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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 06/12/2023
text from my boss: 'where are u, meeting has started' Me, remembering my therapists advice about positive framing: im enjoying some diarrhea
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Gary @coolgarydotnet.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
i've slain a clown
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Tweet from shen the bird (@Shen_the_Bird):

wikipedia: please. please just give me one dollar i'm begging you give me anything

me: [trying to look up the hamburglar's full name] shut the fuck up
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 10/07/2026
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User with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
An account with this avatar was just blocked.
Avatar of an account that was just blocked.
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mimi 💾😈 @0233.neocities.org · 24/10/2025
no al bhed rug pull here brudda, my coin's backed by yevon ya? praise be
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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
(talking to my forwards-facing buddy) strafe over here dude
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 13/08/2024
HELLDUDE:
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i ordered a bunch of sardines in bulk and my kids found them and have started saying to each other "i swear it on my father's sardines" and i dunno it just doesnt feel like im coming back from this one
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peligrin @pel.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Wanted to capture the full exchange
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
i’m sorry but farming is cheating. you didn’t scavenge those cucumbers, you grew them in your field on purpose and “found” them later. and that’s bullshit
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Gary @coolgarydotnet.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
i think its over 67 hours
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Gary @coolgarydotnet.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
they should remake 24 but the new one is called 67 and its 67 episodes long
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