Reposted by Garyzay @handle.invalid · 05/10/2026jesus christ, this is completely beyond the pale. square enix is now forcing players themselves to make & use AI just to make the game playable. i'm disgusted 031
Gary @coolgarydotnet.bsky.social · 05/10/2026still having a blast with 2xko. picked up Senna this week and i think "full screen random beam super + active tag" is my purest fighting game self 100
Gary @coolgarydotnet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026its definitely soup season now. i gotta go soup mode like never before 131
Gary @coolgarydotnet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026its so fucking funny that any time you think "maybe it would be fun to play a MOBA again" and play one match you get matched with MOBA players and immediately regret the decision 150
Reposted by GaryMike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman. 149122492052
Gary @coolgarydotnet.bsky.social · 20/09/2026youtube starts every video muted now for me. is that happening to anyone else and do you have a fix 001
Gary @coolgarydotnet.bsky.social · 11/09/2026i just qualified for the olympics in the new sport of "turning off the microwave with one second to go before it finishes with a loud beep" 001
Reposted by GaryLich's Fart Crystal Phylactery @slugworlds.bsky.social · 23/08/2026our main food should be a mineral we mine from the earth called nutrium 1064588
Reposted by GaryJared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 07/07/2026it's not actually an honor to end up on the cover of Viziers Monthly. it shows your machinations aren't subtle enough 293441563
Reposted by GaryTOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 14/08/2026This podcast clip contains one of the most devastating pieces of video ever captured. listen to bst.png with me and @demilardner.bsky.social 391836338
Gary @coolgarydotnet.bsky.social · 10/08/2026www.theverge.com/tech/977581/... FINALLYtheverge.comBluesky now lets you hide reposts from that annoying person you followYou can also turn on post numbers for threads. 030
Reposted by GaryUSER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 07/08/2026i regard water as dry 6141701154
Reposted by GaryWario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Look Outside is $5.99 on Steam buff.ly/eOyQy3D 110243
Gary @coolgarydotnet.bsky.social · 04/08/2026i got yasmine to master and i spent the entire time trying to just do this to people as much as i could streamable.com/3y252wstreamable.comWatch 2026-08-03 21-33-05 | StreamableWatch "2026-08-03 21-33-05" on Streamable. 000
Reposted by Garymore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 29/09/2023wait a second. long walk... short pier..... my god i'd be soaked. this guy's trying to soak my ass 174257962
Reposted by GarySKELLYTON @pizzalawyer420.bsky.social · 24/07/2026YOU WILL BELIEVE A DOG CAN READ YOUR MIND 853676889
Reposted by Garymore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 17/07/2026someday i'll figure out a The Doctor Was A Woman joke that's so abstracted it doesn't have the words woman OR doctor in it. it'll get 5 favs and only 2 will be from people who actually got it. then all that's left to do is strap on the vest and head down to city hall to see my old friend the mayor 931116
Reposted by GaryTruckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 06/12/2023text from my boss: 'where are u, meeting has started' Me, remembering my therapists advice about positive framing: im enjoying some diarrhea 9852141
Reposted by GaryUser with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 10/07/2026An account with this avatar was just blocked. 5450113
Reposted by Garymimi 💾😈 @0233.neocities.org · 24/10/2025no al bhed rug pull here brudda, my coin's backed by yevon ya? praise be 2857322591
Reposted by Gary"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 07/07/2026(talking to my forwards-facing buddy) strafe over here dude 0599
Reposted by GaryJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 02/07/2026i’m sorry but farming is cheating. you didn’t scavenge those cucumbers, you grew them in your field on purpose and “found” them later. and that’s bullshit 333883635
Gary @coolgarydotnet.bsky.social · 01/07/2026they should remake 24 but the new one is called 67 and its 67 episodes long 110
Reposted by Garygil lawson @gil-lawson.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Ready, set, be of use. goblinAmerica is out in Early Access on Steam now. store.steampowered.com/app/1944040/... 322377
Reposted by Garyjosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 17/06/2026There should be emojis like 💯 for all the percents 261081106
Reposted by GaryStandplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 06/06/2026 141098
Gary @coolgarydotnet.bsky.social · 03/06/2026i am being pranked in final fantasy xiv www.twitch.tv/coolgarydotn...twitch.tvcoolgarydotnet - merry go roundWatch coolgarydotnet's clip titled "merry go round" 031
Reposted by GaryNotJannet @notjan.net · 29/05/2026Shout out to this sprout who jumped all the way through The Tam-tara Deepcroft yesterday. #FFXIV 132148781
Reposted by Garyjosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 24/05/2026I find the best way to get to sleep is quickly and easily 31897
Reposted by Gary2008gayguy.bsky.social @2008gayguy.bsky.social · 24/05/2026i can't believe 2005 was three years ago!! 0430137
Reposted by Garymichael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 29/10/2024(piloting my mech near the grocery store where the plum juice i like is 5/$5) oh i should get plum juice 314725
Reposted by Garykat @katbamkapow.bsky.social · 13/05/2026heard a guy say "you have to access it through the portal" and i was momentarily struck by how sad it is that what he said is so boring :( "accessing it via the portal" should be wonderful. we deserve that at least. it should be cool to access it via the portal and instead it sucks shit 5185741941
Reposted by Gary😱 Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🔪 🩸 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 06/05/2026he’s responsible for what may be The Perfect Joke: 0863150
![Tweet from shen the bird (@Shen_the_Bird):
wikipedia: please. please just give me one dollar i'm begging you give me anything
me: [trying to look up the hamburglar's full name] shut the fuck up](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:w4mumltio4x5yohskj2mo64c/bafkreif5jqhexk754pw46hzikxpv34v5ix6rqy27pcqnuymsl435whwf3q)
