Reposted by 1inhalfabillionfesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Add your fess: b3ta.com/addfess 727511
1inhalfabillion @controvagonk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Today I broke my wife's beautiful precious thing. She rushed in, To comfort me, Because she knew I would feel awful. She is the most beautiful precious thing. 000
1inhalfabillion @controvagonk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026One of my favourite things about Bluesky is, when he dies, this is probably going to be where I find out. 000
1inhalfabillion @controvagonk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Seriously, how is migrants in small boats still the only fucking news story? What else is going on that these billionaires don't want us paying any mind to? 000
Reposted by 1inhalfabillionDuncan Weldon @duncanweldon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026‘This is playing into his hands’/‘this will allow him to play the martyr card’/‘this will help with his fundraising’ are all really bad takes. Criminals should be arrested and charged with crimes. 161775280
Reposted by 1inhalfabillionLev Parikian @levparikian.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Then left again, next left, then take another left, and one more, then left again, then hang left, and again… 1447694
Reposted by 1inhalfabillionfesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I knew my teenaged daughter was in her rebellious phase but I wasn't prepared for: a. her adding off-putting fruit from a fruit cup to her pizza slices, nor b. being called a "Pizza Karen" when I challenged her on it, nor c. the wife and son laughing at the term "Pizza Karen". 2545226
Reposted by 1inhalfabillionDmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 22/09/2026Stupid globalist United Nations. 1237262
Reposted by 1inhalfabillionAnon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Wearing a T shirt with a joke on it, you're basically saying 'I find this joke so funny and clever, I can think of nothing that would make a better first impression than showing my appreciation of it.' I'm not sure any joke's funny enough for that. 27491
Reposted by 1inhalfabillionLarry & Paul @larryandpaul.bsky.social · 21/09/2026#Mobland Season Two: Brosnan On Set. 2455
Reposted by 1inhalfabillionMutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026somewhere in a TV production there's a scrap of paper with "poirot but bond" scrawled on it and it's rolled up into a tube leaking white powder into the bathroom bin 4406
Reposted by 1inhalfabillionMutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026still mad at the Reacher spinoff Neagley barging in and explaining Neagley to me like I'm some dickhead who thinks the moon is an onion 171
Reposted by 1inhalfabillionAlex Andreou @sturdyalex.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I mean, I am a gay man and I think about cock less often than Hegseth or RFK Jr do. 3750459
Reposted by 1inhalfabillion✪ Beware the Gray Ghost ✪ @jongraywb.blacksky.app · 19/09/2026Absolutely amazing. Chefs kiss. You love to see it. 10/10. No notes. 7631142
Reposted by 1inhalfabillionAlskicav @alskicav.bsky.social · 18/09/2026BBC News - "The Smith's Johnny Marr's guitars sell for almost £4m at auction...100% of the hammer price of 31 lots... donated to two charities: The Guide Dogs for the Blind Association and The National Autistic Society" What a top fella. Achieving national treasure status (if he wasn't already)bbc.co.ukThe Smith's Johnny Marr's guitars sell for almost £4m at auctionOne instrument was used on the The Smiths' debut album and also appeared on the cover of Oasis's debut single. 622960
Reposted by 1inhalfabillionAlex Andreou @sturdyalex.bsky.social · 18/09/2026“It's about privilege. I don't even get to vet who moves in downstairs, let alone feel that I can dictate to gov't how it can use land it owns a mile away. Why do they think they get to dictate what happens on public property within miles-radius of their country living? It's not a reasonable ask.”podcasts.apple.comB-Side: Passport to PiddingtonPodcast Episode · Quiet Riot · 18 September · 59min 2530469
Reposted by 1inhalfabillionRuss Jones @russincheshire.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I ate his liver with some fava beans and a gottle of geer 3243838
Reposted by 1inhalfabillionAlex Andreou @sturdyalex.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I would love to ask a prominent BBC journalist to give me an example of an illegitimate concern. Is seems to me that it has become a question not of fact, logic, or ethics but of volume. If a big enough proportion of a village was anxious about Bigfoot or Chemtrails, BBC would cover it in a way... 791709565
Reposted by 1inhalfabillionJim Burke @barcajim3.bsky.social · 16/09/2026 Nowhere in Piddington sells Mango Rubicon 0324
Reposted by 1inhalfabillionPete Fraser @petefrasermusic.bsky.social · 16/09/2026In the movie version of this, after Piddington runs out of food water and money as a result of leaving the UK, the residents apply for asylum and end up housed in a military base, with HILARIOUS consequences. www.bbc.com/news/article...bbc.comPiddington in Oxfordshire votes to leave UK over asylum plansPiddington residents voted over proposals to house up to 1,256 male asylum seekers nearby 1663523839
1inhalfabillion @controvagonk.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Ed Sheeran hasn't asked me directly to step in and support him on his upcoming tour yet, but we all know its coming, so I want to get ahead of this and squash any rumours before they start by just saying get fucked ginger bollocks. 010
Reposted by 1inhalfabillionb3ta @b3ta.com · 16/09/2026never forgetti Artist: Ya What b3ta.com/board/11431079 3362
Reposted by 1inhalfabillionRuss Jones @russincheshire.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Reform leaders in Wales: Mark Reckless: Tory, then UKIP, then Tory (again), then Independent, then Brexit Party, then Abolish the Welsh Assembly (his own job), then Independent (again) and then Reform Nathan Gill: 10 years for accepting pro-Kremlin bribes Dan Thomas: arrested for assault 25535176
Reposted by 1inhalfabillionNick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Sheeran should quit his own tour and everyone can just go home. 1384
Reposted by 1inhalfabillionMint Royale @mint-royale.com · 15/09/2026The balls of the artists now rejecting the genuinely massive career opportunity of opening for Ed Sheeran really highlights the lack of balls he has shown himself to take a stand on pretty much anything hasn’t it 24210
Reposted by 1inhalfabillionderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 15/09/2026When they eventually make a movie about this time, please don't put the male politicians in good suits. IMO, the ugly, low rent tailoring should be part of the story. 381217592546
Reposted by 1inhalfabillionMichael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I cannot tell you what absolute fiction this is. AI is heading for a crash and this cackhanded Terminator narrative is being engineered to save them. The fact that the unsubstantiated testimony of a former employee has been the top story on BBC News all day is absurd and irresponsible. 561221357
Reposted by 1inhalfabillionMark Watson @watsoncomedian.bsky.social · 11/09/2026One of the great wins for 'don't know' in recent times. That will give supporters of not knowing things a lot of confidence. 9999
Reposted by 1inhalfabillionJane @localnotail.bsky.social · 10/09/2026"All the while he loved the People just as much as he feared and detested Persons, and he planned to do something historic. Certainly! He would give each family that five thousand dollars a year just as soon now as he could arrange it". [Sinclair Lewis - It Can't Happen Here] 17672282
Reposted by 1inhalfabillionSeth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Deliberately crashing the American economy—costing American families well over $5,000 each—and then promising to pay those families back $5,000 but *only if* they keep letting him abuse them and the country for two more years... ...is some *seriously* dark, domestic-abuser shit. 816152695063
Reposted by 1inhalfabillionJim Burke @barcajim3.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Always grateful to Danny Dyer, a visionary who was able to capture the mood of the nation on 11th anniversary of the attacks on the Twin Towers 1192
Reposted by 1inhalfabillionDr Joanna Nadin @joannanadin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Heard a BBC vox pop (truly the bottom feeding of broadcast journalism) complain that the RNLI might not be able to get to ‘genuine people’ because they were busy rescuing from small boats. ‘GENUINE PEOPLE’. Imagine being that level of soulless d**k. 531374254
Reposted by 1inhalfabillionGlennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Please don’t call it man flu. Its correct name is manchester flunited. 323740
1inhalfabillion @controvagonk.bsky.social · 10/09/2026In future Ryan Air check-in staff will be testing all passengers' carry-on luggage to make sure it is the correct size for blocking up a broken window should the need arise. www.theguardian.com/business/202...theguardian.comRyanair will dispute passenger’s claim he was sucked out of windowCEO Michael O’Leary tells reporters the businessman was sucked ‘towards’ but not ‘out of’ the opening 020
Reposted by 1inhalfabillionChristina Martin @christinamartin.bsky.social · 09/09/2023Tesco are completely out of tissues yet again 15852145
Reposted by 1inhalfabillionRoland Pierik @roleo.eurosky.social · 08/09/2026The number of cases of cervical cancer reported in Scotland among women given the HPV vaccine at 12-13 years of age is now zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. www.bbc.com/news/article...bbc.comNo cervical cancer cases in fully HPV-vaccinated women in ScotlandA study published by Public Health Scotland finds that the HPV vaccine is "highly effective". 6461302289
Reposted by 1inhalfabillionMutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 08/09/2026heard that in America they do cow tipping which is absurd I already paid to fuck the cow 811218
Reposted by 1inhalfabillionRob Manuel @robmanuel.b3ta.com · 08/09/2026Well now we know what we'd do if living in 1930s Germany and confronted by the rise of the Nazis: feel a bit sick, moan about it, hope it goes away, point at other people blaming them, make some jokes. 2276
Reposted by 1inhalfabillionDmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 07/09/2026Yelling "stop the boats!" as I charge in to rob this NatWest at gun point so that I can later call the Home Secretary as a character witness and the BBC will spend two weeks telling all my potential future jurors how legitimate my concerns were. 242672684
Reposted by 1inhalfabillionDr. Sandra Duffy Golden @sandraduffy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I don't know if it's just that this UK government missed the context of growing up in Ireland in the 90s, but they should probably be aware that gangs of lads in balaclavas don't have the best intentions for the public. 131075236
Reposted by 1inhalfabillionRuss Jones @russincheshire.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I've been telling them to get in the fucking sea for years. I never thought they would. 1529136
Reposted by 1inhalfabillionNick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 06/09/2026People keep posting this saying it looks a bit like fascist uniforms from sci fi films seemingly ignoring the fact in the actual text it says it was inspired by the Starship Troopers uniform worn by actual fascists in the film. There's no subtext here. 44614
![Screenshot from IT CAN'T HAPPEN HERE by Sinclair Lewis, a novel set in a fictionalized version of the 1930s United States, it follows an American politician, Berzelius "Buzz" Windrip, who quickly rises to power to become the country's first outright dictator (in allusion to Adolf Hitler's rise to power in Nazi Germany)]
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the duties of despotism along with his shoes and his fine new coat. He no longer went out racketing. His cabinet begged him not to clown in barrooms and lodge entertain-ments; it was not dignified, and it was dangerous to be too near to strangers.
So he played poker with his bodyguard, late at night, and at such times drank too much, and he cursed them and glared with bulging eyes whenever he lost, which, for all the good-will of his guards about letting him win, had to be often, because he pinched their salaries badly and locked up the spoons. He had become as unbouncing and unbuzz-ing a Buzz as might be, and he did not know it.
All the while he loved the People just as much as he feared and detested Persons, and he planned to do some-thing historic. Certainly! He would give each family that five thousand dollars a year just as soon now as he could arrange it.
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