ELBALSON @elbalson.bsky.social · 12hWatching this. I mean, could you be arsed? Much easier to sit in your armchair watching footage of someone else doing it. Who's the real winner? 030
ELBALSON @elbalson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Is the Australian version of The Traitors called Trait-Oz and if not why? 010
ELBALSON @elbalson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026If all the companies who sponsor City are all ADUG too, then why didn't they just juice them companies first, and then pass the funds through as if they were legit? 200
ELBALSON @elbalson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Got some of them instant noodles off Oscar Pistorius 👀 351
ELBALSON @elbalson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Going in on that Grand Designs. Wonder if I'll be able to see it through to the end. Almost put my foot through the telly at the end of last weeks' episode when I saw the 30 second preview montage. 120
ELBALSON @elbalson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Kane, Bellingham, and O'Reilly in the middle of the box so Gordon crosses the ball to midget Saka at the back post. 🤷🏼♂️ 010
ELBALSON @elbalson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Guehi's head is obviously all over the place over 114. You have to question as to why he's started in the first place. 030
Reposted by ELBALSONELBALSON @elbalson.bsky.social · 10/06/2026"And welcome to your commentary team, Lee Dixon and Sam Matterface..."static.klipy.comJensen Ackles in Supernatural: Gun. Mouth. Now.ALT: Jensen Ackles in Supernatural: Gun. Mouth. Now. 061
ELBALSON @elbalson.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Squirrel and G20-Man Twenty Four Hour Party People Plastic Face Carnt Smile (White Out) (Or something...) www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...bbc.co.ukManchester to host world leaders at G20 summit in 2027Prime Minister Andy Burnham said he was pleased he would be welcoming US President Donald Trump to the city. 010
ELBALSON @elbalson.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Listening to OK Computer for the first time in years. Transported back to being 15 and having it on repeat from an ALBA (or maybe AIWA?!) 'boombox' style CD Player / Cassette Deck / Radio, in my converted garage bedroom. Music (and its ability to 'time travel' you to 30 years ago) is ace. 290
ELBALSON @elbalson.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Off to London on Tuesday with work so nipped to see Mo Salah this morning to get my wig and beard tidied up. Gvardiol wasn't in, but then he was unlikely to be doing a shift in the barbers this morning when he is playing for Citeh this afternoon. 000
ELBALSON @elbalson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026If Tommy Tuckle thinks I'll be watching Engerlund with him still on charge after that shitshow in the summer, he can think again. (...wait until there's fuck all football on the telly and I *might* put it on in the background or summat and half watch it.) 010
ELBALSON @elbalson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026If that woman from Piddington (the apparently only normal one) isn't receiving enough respect and praise for calling it out in her interview already, I'd also like to point out that she appears to be wearing a t-shirt of ATCQ's The Low End Theory. ✊🏼 031
ELBALSON @elbalson.bsky.social · 14/09/2026This Noocassul manager looks like he'd be a City trader in an ITV 3 parter who roofies and then sex crimes someone 010
ELBALSON @elbalson.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Smart move by Oasis to put their tickets on sale just after all the students have gone to uni and got their first lot of loan money through.static.klipy.comSmart Thinking MemeALT: Smart Thinking Meme 040
ELBALSON @elbalson.bsky.social · 12/09/2026"What time is it?" "PIE Noon*" *I know it's 1pm but I had a fried spam and egg butty late morning so Pie Noon was slightly delayed. 110
ELBALSON @elbalson.bsky.social · 12/09/2026"Patriot Platform" sounds like one of those turn of the century (to 2005 ISH) indie / dance crossover bands. Temper Trap Friendly Fires Passion Pit Etc etc 250
ELBALSON @elbalson.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Finished this last night. Might watch the whole lot from S1 E1 again this weekend. Just because. 010
ELBALSON @elbalson.bsky.social · 11/09/2026The Dhubab on Bab el-Mandeb strait, which was named by Scatman John. 1133
Reposted by ELBALSONThe Pie At Night @thepieatnight.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Episode 83 - Don't Call It A Comeback 👀 on.soundcloud.com/lBmPz8bBxBX2JD… #Podcast #WAFC #BackOnceAgainWithTheRenegadeBastards #UTFTon.soundcloud.com 134
ELBALSON @elbalson.bsky.social · 30/08/2026@waftycrank.bsky.social Good to see you pal. They were fuckin ace. Just could've done without the rain. 110
ELBALSON @elbalson.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Watching a documentary series called Monsters of God. Imagine The Tiger King, but with reptiles, drugs and guns instead of big cats. And yes, it's all in Florida. And absolutely effing mental. 100
ELBALSON @elbalson.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Off work so sorting through some old stuff that's been in boxes in the shed for years. Tomy Rock n Roll Maze (Just need to order a ball bearing off Amazon) 110
ELBALSON @elbalson.bsky.social · 26/08/2026If Dolly Parton was all that she'd have re-recorded '9 to 5' as "The Four Day Week with no loss of pay" 120
ELBALSON @elbalson.bsky.social · 19/08/2026What's a popular film you've never seen.static.klipy.comTitanic Iceberg Funny Monty PythonALT: Titanic Iceberg Funny Monty Python 021
ELBALSON @elbalson.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Without downloading any new pics, where are you at mentally? 020
ELBALSON @elbalson.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Players that should have played together (Matty) Holmes and (Ben) Watson 030
ELBALSON @elbalson.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Ere @RequestABet Maresca to have his P45 by Halloween please 010
ELBALSON @elbalson.bsky.social · 14/08/2026My little after tea snooze was just interrupted by that bloody Government alert bollocks. *shakes fist* BURNHAM! 020
ELBALSON @elbalson.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Post your favourite Disney princess. Wrong answers only. 060
Reposted by ELBALSONJunkyard Fool @junkyardfool.bsky.social · 12/08/2026“Quickly Kevin, will it get dark?” 011
ELBALSON @elbalson.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Had someone put Michael Brown through the washing machine on a hot cycle? 120
ELBALSON @elbalson.bsky.social · 12/08/2026The big question: Are you watching the eclipse on ITV with Matterface and Dixon, or on BBC with Shearer and Guy Mowbray? 151
ELBALSON @elbalson.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Finally, another reason* to use a colander. *I used to wear it as a tinfoil hat until I realised all the holes were letting the 5G through.static.klipy.comSmart Thinking MemeALT: Smart Thinking Meme 010