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ELBALSON @elbalson.bsky.social · 12h
Watching this. I mean, could you be arsed? Much easier to sit in your armchair watching footage of someone else doing it. Who's the real winner?
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ELBALSON @elbalson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Woke up with this in my head.
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ELBALSON @elbalson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Is the Australian version of The Traitors called Trait-Oz and if not why?
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ELBALSON @elbalson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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ELBALSON @elbalson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If all the companies who sponsor City are all ADUG too, then why didn't they just juice them companies first, and then pass the funds through as if they were legit?
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ELBALSON @elbalson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Everyone looking at City's irrefutable evidence
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ELBALSON @elbalson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Got some of them instant noodles off Oscar Pistorius 👀
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ELBALSON @elbalson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Going in on that Grand Designs. Wonder if I'll be able to see it through to the end. Almost put my foot through the telly at the end of last weeks' episode when I saw the 30 second preview montage.
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ELBALSON @elbalson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Kane, Bellingham, and O'Reilly in the middle of the box so Gordon crosses the ball to midget Saka at the back post. 🤷🏼‍♂️
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ELBALSON @elbalson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Guehi's head is obviously all over the place over 114. You have to question as to why he's started in the first place.
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ELBALSON @elbalson.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
"And welcome to your commentary team, Lee Dixon and Sam Matterface..."
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Jensen Ackles in Supernatural: Gun. Mouth. Now.
ALT: Jensen Ackles in Supernatural: Gun. Mouth. Now.
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ELBALSON @elbalson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Them England kagoules
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ELBALSON @elbalson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I respect our British culture. DO YOU ??
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ELBALSON @elbalson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Playlist throwing out the bangers this afternoon 🤘🏼
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ELBALSON @elbalson.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
👀
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ELBALSON @elbalson.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Squirrel and G20-Man Twenty Four Hour Party People Plastic Face Carnt Smile (White Out) (Or something...) www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Manchester to host world leaders at G20 summit in 2027
Prime Minister Andy Burnham said he was pleased he would be welcoming US President Donald Trump to the city.
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ELBALSON @elbalson.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Bluesky / Twitter
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ELBALSON @elbalson.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"Prince Andrew sends his regards, Donald."
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ELBALSON @elbalson.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Listening to OK Computer for the first time in years. Transported back to being 15 and having it on repeat from an ALBA (or maybe AIWA?!) 'boombox' style CD Player / Cassette Deck / Radio, in my converted garage bedroom. Music (and its ability to 'time travel' you to 30 years ago) is ace.
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ELBALSON @elbalson.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Lis-OWNGOAL Martinez, more like.
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ELBALSON @elbalson.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Off to London on Tuesday with work so nipped to see Mo Salah this morning to get my wig and beard tidied up. Gvardiol wasn't in, but then he was unlikely to be doing a shift in the barbers this morning when he is playing for Citeh this afternoon.
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ELBALSON @elbalson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"...and what the fuck am I supposed to do with that?"
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ELBALSON @elbalson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If Tommy Tuckle thinks I'll be watching Engerlund with him still on charge after that shitshow in the summer, he can think again. (...wait until there's fuck all football on the telly and I *might* put it on in the background or summat and half watch it.)
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ELBALSON @elbalson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If that woman from Piddington (the apparently only normal one) isn't receiving enough respect and praise for calling it out in her interview already, I'd also like to point out that she appears to be wearing a t-shirt of ATCQ's The Low End Theory. ✊🏼
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ELBALSON @elbalson.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This Noocassul manager looks like he'd be a City trader in an ITV 3 parter who roofies and then sex crimes someone
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ELBALSON @elbalson.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Smart move by Oasis to put their tickets on sale just after all the students have gone to uni and got their first lot of loan money through.
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Smart Thinking Meme
ALT: Smart Thinking Meme
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ELBALSON @elbalson.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Women Against Women Against Women? 🤔
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ELBALSON @elbalson.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
"What time is it?" "PIE Noon*" *I know it's 1pm but I had a fried spam and egg butty late morning so Pie Noon was slightly delayed.
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ELBALSON @elbalson.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
"Patriot Platform" sounds like one of those turn of the century (to 2005 ISH) indie / dance crossover bands. Temper Trap Friendly Fires Passion Pit Etc etc
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ELBALSON @elbalson.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Finished this last night. Might watch the whole lot from S1 E1 again this weekend. Just because.
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ELBALSON @elbalson.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The Dhubab on Bab el-Mandeb strait, which was named by Scatman John.
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The Pie At Night @thepieatnight.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Episode 83 - Don't Call It A Comeback 👀 on.soundcloud.com/lBmPz8bBxBX2JD… #Podcast #WAFC #BackOnceAgainWithTheRenegadeBastards #UTFT
on.soundcloud.com
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ELBALSON @elbalson.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Colin From Accounts season 3. Going in.
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ELBALSON @elbalson.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
@waftycrank.bsky.social Good to see you pal. They were fuckin ace. Just could've done without the rain.
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ELBALSON @elbalson.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Watching a documentary series called Monsters of God. Imagine The Tiger King, but with reptiles, drugs and guns instead of big cats. And yes, it's all in Florida. And absolutely effing mental.
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ELBALSON @elbalson.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Puce Tandy
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ELBALSON @elbalson.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Off work so sorting through some old stuff that's been in boxes in the shed for years. Tomy Rock n Roll Maze (Just need to order a ball bearing off Amazon)
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ELBALSON @elbalson.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
If Dolly Parton was all that she'd have re-recorded '9 to 5' as "The Four Day Week with no loss of pay"
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ELBALSON @elbalson.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Obvious choice, innit. Name your favourite Bob.
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ELBALSON @elbalson.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Make a band bigger Ginormous Attack
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ELBALSON @elbalson.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
What's a popular film you've never seen.
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Titanic Iceberg Funny Monty Python
ALT: Titanic Iceberg Funny Monty Python
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ELBALSON @elbalson.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Without downloading any new pics, where are you at mentally?
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ELBALSON @elbalson.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Players that should have played together (Matty) Holmes and (Ben) Watson
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ELBALSON @elbalson.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Ere @RequestABet Maresca to have his P45 by Halloween please
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ELBALSON @elbalson.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
My little after tea snooze was just interrupted by that bloody Government alert bollocks. *shakes fist* BURNHAM!
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ELBALSON @elbalson.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Post your favourite Disney princess. Wrong answers only.
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Junkyard Fool @junkyardfool.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
“Quickly Kevin, will it get dark?”
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ELBALSON @elbalson.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Had someone put Michael Brown through the washing machine on a hot cycle?
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ELBALSON @elbalson.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The big question: Are you watching the eclipse on ITV with Matterface and Dixon, or on BBC with Shearer and Guy Mowbray?
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ELBALSON @elbalson.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Finally, another reason* to use a colander. *I used to wear it as a tinfoil hat until I realised all the holes were letting the 5G through.
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Smart Thinking Meme
ALT: Smart Thinking Meme
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