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Gelatin Bean 🏳️‍⚧️ ☔️

@coldwolf615.bsky.social
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My name is Benny! He/him. Not terribly tall. 34. Afraid of ants (they’re too small) Purely Gelatin Bean: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hralgjy2sj…

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Gelatin Bean 🏳️‍⚧️ ☔️ @coldwolf615.bsky.social · 2h
Why haven’t I seen any frog friends in my backyard?
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Gelatin Bean 🏳️‍⚧️ ☔️ @coldwolf615.bsky.social · 2h
Magic Conch Shell…. Will I ever get married? 🥹
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Gelatin Bean 🏳️‍⚧️ ☔️ @coldwolf615.bsky.social · 2h
Very occasionally I miss being comfortably drunk and talking to my buddies. I was definitively an “I love you guys, you can achieve anything, I believe in you” drunk. The Vegas episode of Friends brings up fun memories. But I don’t like drinking now. But memories are still fine.
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Gelatin Bean 🏳️‍⚧️ ☔️ @coldwolf615.bsky.social · 2h
Who wants to come over, I just stocked up on Halloween candy and toilet paper!
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Gelatin Bean 🏳️‍⚧️ ☔️ @coldwolf615.bsky.social · 2h
Ah, respect for reptiles, look @ you being a stand-up lady! And damn those must have been some cuties
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Gelatin Bean 🏳️‍⚧️ ☔️ @coldwolf615.bsky.social · 2h
God I love storms. Fun fact: I hope there is a safe and non-destructive tropical storm when I go on my honeymoon to Hawaii. Or any other special trip to Hawaii.
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Gelatin Bean 🏳️‍⚧️ ☔️ @coldwolf615.bsky.social · 18h
Should I get the hammer? It will help with both of those things :)
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Gelatin Bean 🏳️‍⚧️ ☔️ @coldwolf615.bsky.social · 18h
Shall I compare thee to a fresh baked focaccia? Thou art more gentle and more comforting And now when we kiss I taste Kalamata olives which is only ever a good thing
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Gelatin Bean 🏳️‍⚧️ ☔️ @coldwolf615.bsky.social · 18h
Haha hahahaha ahaha! It’s a giraffe!
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Gelatin Bean 🏳️‍⚧️ ☔️ @coldwolf615.bsky.social · 18h
Sprinkle em round, girl, sprinkle em round!
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Gelatin Bean 🏳️‍⚧️ ☔️ @coldwolf615.bsky.social · 19h
One of my high school English teachers fave things to do was find Who Is the Christlike Figure. And I mean???? Why the hell would a book, not written by a Christian, feature a Christlike figure? Is this just a weird literary game she was playing? I wish I paid attention and asked.
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Gelatin Bean 🏳️‍⚧️ ☔️ @coldwolf615.bsky.social · 19h
Starting Interview with the Vampire, set mostly in New Orleans. As per @yourcatbuttface.bsky.social’s insider knowledge of the area, I expect I’ll see the characters gnawing on frozen pecan pie any page now!
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Gelatin Bean 🏳️‍⚧️ ☔️ @coldwolf615.bsky.social · 19h
Everyone is waiting for my wedding to start. I, the groom, am nowhere to be seen. Suddenly the lights dim. A blast of music shakes the building. It’s the opening notes to a song, as I prance out, spotlight snaps on. DOOT DOO DA DOO DA DOOT DOOT “Let’s go, girls,” I purr, slamming a pose.
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Gelatin Bean 🏳️‍⚧️ ☔️ @coldwolf615.bsky.social · 19h
I GET IT!!!!
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Gelatin Bean 🏳️‍⚧️ ☔️ @coldwolf615.bsky.social · 19h
My voice, muffled, from the inside: ess-kah-pay… yanno it’s funny, it’s spelled the same way as “escape”
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(spoo)key @lefttwix.com · 20h
gwen stefani: you and me, i can see us dying. are we? me: well — gwen stefani: DON’T SPEAK me: [mumbling under my breath] ᵗʰᵉⁿ ᵈᵒⁿᵗ ᵃˢᵏ ᵐᵉ ᵠᵘᵉˢᵗᶦᵒⁿˢ ᵍᵉᵉᶻ
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Gelatin Bean 🏳️‍⚧️ ☔️ @coldwolf615.bsky.social · 20h
Just got a wee bit of Christmas shopping done (on a budget this time but I’m still the King of Christmas)
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Gelatin Bean 🏳️‍⚧️ ☔️ @coldwolf615.bsky.social · 20h
Wait, am I your dog
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Gelatin Bean 🏳️‍⚧️ ☔️ @coldwolf615.bsky.social · 20h
I need a gf to buy things for, or GASP make things for!!!! I used to draw comics all the time, I should draw one about the first time we met. !!!!! Now I just need to have met her.
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Gelatin Bean 🏳️‍⚧️ ☔️ @coldwolf615.bsky.social · 20h
Get one of those tailor birds that weave their nests together from the leaf fibers!!!
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Gelatin Bean 🏳️‍⚧️ ☔️ @coldwolf615.bsky.social · 21h
I put that thing back where it came from and so help me… can’t find it 😑
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
the basket of garlic bread stays on the bed during sex
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Gelatin Bean 🏳️‍⚧️ ☔️ @coldwolf615.bsky.social · 21h
That’s awesome! I have done it multiple times and no one sent anything. The app itself kept sending me messages bc it felt bad I think
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Gelatin Bean 🏳️‍⚧️ ☔️ @coldwolf615.bsky.social · 21h
Aw you’re like a windchime for my heart ❤️
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Gelatin Bean 🏳️‍⚧️ ☔️ @coldwolf615.bsky.social · 21h
Whipping a insulated lunchbox into the bog in case you get hungry out there 🥹
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Gelatin Bean 🏳️‍⚧️ ☔️ @coldwolf615.bsky.social · 21h
Am I Capable? Cooking: I have a lot to learn! Whistle: ❌ Draw: ✅ Paint: ❌❌ Swim: ❌ English: the 1 lang I know 😔 Dance: I’d like to learn Sing: ✅ need practice Drive: ✅ Gifting: I am known as the King of Christmas to my fam 🎄 Write: ✅✅✅ Guitar: I need to relearn Speaking: yes and no… lol
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Gelatin Bean 🏳️‍⚧️ ☔️ @coldwolf615.bsky.social · 22h
Any rose tint on my shades is purely aesthetic and does not affect vision! I crush responsibly. 🤓
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Gelatin Bean 🏳️‍⚧️ ☔️ @coldwolf615.bsky.social · 22h
Do… you not wear your crown and sash every day? Weird.
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Gelatin Bean 🏳️‍⚧️ ☔️ @coldwolf615.bsky.social · 22h
I’m so sorry, I won’t be at the stream tonight 😭 I’m sure your nails look dope tho!
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Gelatin Bean 🏳️‍⚧️ ☔️ @coldwolf615.bsky.social · 23h
I had another friendship building moment with my crows this morning! It was raining and one was on my fence, calling. I slowly took out some peanuts so he could see me and put them in the Peanut Spot. I thought he’d call his buddies over for peanut time but he ate them all 🤣🐦‍⬛🥜
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Gelatin Bean 🏳️‍⚧️ ☔️ @coldwolf615.bsky.social · 23h
Is it a costume? Do we get to see your costume ahead of time? I’m so excited!!! It’s dark and rainy and EVERYTHING tonight!
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Gelatin Bean 🏳️‍⚧️ ☔️ @coldwolf615.bsky.social · 23h
Joey could have been a very gender-nonconforming character if other people didn’t dissuade him from it. Like when he started wearing the bag and he LOVED IT and then he was excitedly talking about how he always wanted to try pantyhose!!
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Gelatin Bean 🏳️‍⚧️ ☔️ @coldwolf615.bsky.social · 23h
October means ANNE RICE APPRECIATION MONTH! As I recall, she liked trans peeps :) VAMPIRES FOR EVERYONE!!!!
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Gelatin Bean 🏳️‍⚧️ ☔️ @coldwolf615.bsky.social · 23h
Ba DUM BUM BUM
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Gelatin Bean 🏳️‍⚧️ ☔️ @coldwolf615.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Innkeeper in remote European village: please, heed my words… do not go to the old church. Me: okay! I won’t. Innkeeper: because it - oh. You say you won’t? Me: yeah. Not going. Are you okay? Innkeeper, who had a whole speech prepared: (quietly) no, I’m fine. It’s fine. 😔
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Gelatin Bean 🏳️‍⚧️ ☔️ @coldwolf615.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
When you catch a pokemon and give it a nickname and then you find out it doesn’t have the ability you wanted and you’re like uhmmmmm… hey lil buddy, here’s the thing…
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Gelatin Bean 🏳️‍⚧️ ☔️ @coldwolf615.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh my god this was about the Sopranos but I love this take
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Gelatin Bean 🏳️‍⚧️ ☔️ @coldwolf615.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Bout to catch a Jigglypuff!
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Gelatin Bean 🏳️‍⚧️ ☔️ @coldwolf615.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I want to play Witcher 3 now that the remaster came out but it’s so aggressively BRIGHT (not washed out, it’s like the greens are NEON bright eye-searing green) and no matter how I mess with the settings I can’t make it look normal. It would almost be better to have a washed-out look.
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Gelatin Bean 🏳️‍⚧️ ☔️ @coldwolf615.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Aw!!! 🥰🥰🥰
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Gelatin Bean 🏳️‍⚧️ ☔️ @coldwolf615.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Christopher should stop hanging out with his dumb little friend. That guy’s a bad influence and Christopher is ALREADY stupid.
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Gelatin Bean 🏳️‍⚧️ ☔️ @coldwolf615.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Does Tony Soprano have some thick-ass dark eyelashes or does our man carefully and diligently apply mascara every morn?
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Gelatin Bean 🏳️‍⚧️ ☔️ @coldwolf615.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is wise af
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Gelatin Bean 🏳️‍⚧️ ☔️ @coldwolf615.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is good! NEVER let a man tell you what to do or not do! Even me, a tiny peeper frog of a man!!
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Gelatin Bean 🏳️‍⚧️ ☔️ @coldwolf615.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This… this is the opposite of backwards baseball cap right here.
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Gelatin Bean 🏳️‍⚧️ ☔️ @coldwolf615.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’m proud of Tony Soprano for being in therapy 🙂
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Gelatin Bean 🏳️‍⚧️ ☔️ @coldwolf615.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Was it humid? Could have been heat lightning. Or a crab boat like on Deadliest Catch! But probably it wasn’t a crab boat like on Deadliest Catch. I just want it to be so the degree of separation between me and one of those decreases.
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Gelatin Bean 🏳️‍⚧️ ☔️ @coldwolf615.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
In season one of The Sopranos, seeing Mom struggle so much is hard to watch. I just want good things for her!
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Gelatin Bean 🏳️‍⚧️ ☔️ @coldwolf615.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
!!! How cute were the lizards on a scale of one to ten, ten being so cute you cried a little bit
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Gelatin Bean 🏳️‍⚧️ ☔️ @coldwolf615.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Is it STORMING??? Omg you must have slept soooooooo good 😴😴😴😴😴
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