Gelatin Bean 🏳️⚧️ ☔️ @coldwolf615.bsky.social · 2hWhy haven’t I seen any frog friends in my backyard? 010
Gelatin Bean 🏳️⚧️ ☔️ @coldwolf615.bsky.social · 2hMagic Conch Shell…. Will I ever get married? 🥹 000
Gelatin Bean 🏳️⚧️ ☔️ @coldwolf615.bsky.social · 2hVery occasionally I miss being comfortably drunk and talking to my buddies. I was definitively an “I love you guys, you can achieve anything, I believe in you” drunk. The Vegas episode of Friends brings up fun memories. But I don’t like drinking now. But memories are still fine. 010
Gelatin Bean 🏳️⚧️ ☔️ @coldwolf615.bsky.social · 2hWho wants to come over, I just stocked up on Halloween candy and toilet paper! 010
Gelatin Bean 🏳️⚧️ ☔️ @coldwolf615.bsky.social · 2hAh, respect for reptiles, look @ you being a stand-up lady! And damn those must have been some cuties 000
Gelatin Bean 🏳️⚧️ ☔️ @coldwolf615.bsky.social · 2hGod I love storms. Fun fact: I hope there is a safe and non-destructive tropical storm when I go on my honeymoon to Hawaii. Or any other special trip to Hawaii. 000
Gelatin Bean 🏳️⚧️ ☔️ @coldwolf615.bsky.social · 18hShould I get the hammer? It will help with both of those things :) 110
Gelatin Bean 🏳️⚧️ ☔️ @coldwolf615.bsky.social · 18hShall I compare thee to a fresh baked focaccia? Thou art more gentle and more comforting And now when we kiss I taste Kalamata olives which is only ever a good thing 010
Gelatin Bean 🏳️⚧️ ☔️ @coldwolf615.bsky.social · 19hOne of my high school English teachers fave things to do was find Who Is the Christlike Figure. And I mean???? Why the hell would a book, not written by a Christian, feature a Christlike figure? Is this just a weird literary game she was playing? I wish I paid attention and asked. 010
Gelatin Bean 🏳️⚧️ ☔️ @coldwolf615.bsky.social · 19hStarting Interview with the Vampire, set mostly in New Orleans. As per @yourcatbuttface.bsky.social’s insider knowledge of the area, I expect I’ll see the characters gnawing on frozen pecan pie any page now! 040
Gelatin Bean 🏳️⚧️ ☔️ @coldwolf615.bsky.social · 19hEveryone is waiting for my wedding to start. I, the groom, am nowhere to be seen. Suddenly the lights dim. A blast of music shakes the building. It’s the opening notes to a song, as I prance out, spotlight snaps on. DOOT DOO DA DOO DA DOOT DOOT “Let’s go, girls,” I purr, slamming a pose. 040
Gelatin Bean 🏳️⚧️ ☔️ @coldwolf615.bsky.social · 19hMy voice, muffled, from the inside: ess-kah-pay… yanno it’s funny, it’s spelled the same way as “escape” 020
Reposted by Gelatin Bean 🏳️⚧️ ☔️(spoo)key @lefttwix.com · 20hgwen stefani: you and me, i can see us dying. are we? me: well — gwen stefani: DON’T SPEAK me: [mumbling under my breath] ᵗʰᵉⁿ ᵈᵒⁿᵗ ᵃˢᵏ ᵐᵉ ᵠᵘᵉˢᵗᶦᵒⁿˢ ᵍᵉᵉᶻ 210223
Gelatin Bean 🏳️⚧️ ☔️ @coldwolf615.bsky.social · 20hJust got a wee bit of Christmas shopping done (on a budget this time but I’m still the King of Christmas) 040
Gelatin Bean 🏳️⚧️ ☔️ @coldwolf615.bsky.social · 20hI need a gf to buy things for, or GASP make things for!!!! I used to draw comics all the time, I should draw one about the first time we met. !!!!! Now I just need to have met her. 020
Gelatin Bean 🏳️⚧️ ☔️ @coldwolf615.bsky.social · 20hGet one of those tailor birds that weave their nests together from the leaf fibers!!! 010
Gelatin Bean 🏳️⚧️ ☔️ @coldwolf615.bsky.social · 21hI put that thing back where it came from and so help me… can’t find it 😑 010
Reposted by Gelatin Bean 🏳️⚧️ ☔️BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 01/01/2026the basket of garlic bread stays on the bed during sex 721870
Gelatin Bean 🏳️⚧️ ☔️ @coldwolf615.bsky.social · 21hThat’s awesome! I have done it multiple times and no one sent anything. The app itself kept sending me messages bc it felt bad I think 010
Gelatin Bean 🏳️⚧️ ☔️ @coldwolf615.bsky.social · 21hWhipping a insulated lunchbox into the bog in case you get hungry out there 🥹 120
Gelatin Bean 🏳️⚧️ ☔️ @coldwolf615.bsky.social · 21hAm I Capable? Cooking: I have a lot to learn! Whistle: ❌ Draw: ✅ Paint: ❌❌ Swim: ❌ English: the 1 lang I know 😔 Dance: I’d like to learn Sing: ✅ need practice Drive: ✅ Gifting: I am known as the King of Christmas to my fam 🎄 Write: ✅✅✅ Guitar: I need to relearn Speaking: yes and no… lol 070
Gelatin Bean 🏳️⚧️ ☔️ @coldwolf615.bsky.social · 22hAny rose tint on my shades is purely aesthetic and does not affect vision! I crush responsibly. 🤓 040
Gelatin Bean 🏳️⚧️ ☔️ @coldwolf615.bsky.social · 22hDo… you not wear your crown and sash every day? Weird. 020
Gelatin Bean 🏳️⚧️ ☔️ @coldwolf615.bsky.social · 22hI’m so sorry, I won’t be at the stream tonight 😭 I’m sure your nails look dope tho! 010
Gelatin Bean 🏳️⚧️ ☔️ @coldwolf615.bsky.social · 23hI had another friendship building moment with my crows this morning! It was raining and one was on my fence, calling. I slowly took out some peanuts so he could see me and put them in the Peanut Spot. I thought he’d call his buddies over for peanut time but he ate them all 🤣🐦⬛🥜 050
Gelatin Bean 🏳️⚧️ ☔️ @coldwolf615.bsky.social · 23hIs it a costume? Do we get to see your costume ahead of time? I’m so excited!!! It’s dark and rainy and EVERYTHING tonight! 110
Gelatin Bean 🏳️⚧️ ☔️ @coldwolf615.bsky.social · 23hJoey could have been a very gender-nonconforming character if other people didn’t dissuade him from it. Like when he started wearing the bag and he LOVED IT and then he was excitedly talking about how he always wanted to try pantyhose!! 020
Gelatin Bean 🏳️⚧️ ☔️ @coldwolf615.bsky.social · 23hOctober means ANNE RICE APPRECIATION MONTH! As I recall, she liked trans peeps :) VAMPIRES FOR EVERYONE!!!! 010
Gelatin Bean 🏳️⚧️ ☔️ @coldwolf615.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Innkeeper in remote European village: please, heed my words… do not go to the old church. Me: okay! I won’t. Innkeeper: because it - oh. You say you won’t? Me: yeah. Not going. Are you okay? Innkeeper, who had a whole speech prepared: (quietly) no, I’m fine. It’s fine. 😔 020
Gelatin Bean 🏳️⚧️ ☔️ @coldwolf615.bsky.social · 03/10/2026When you catch a pokemon and give it a nickname and then you find out it doesn’t have the ability you wanted and you’re like uhmmmmm… hey lil buddy, here’s the thing… 030
Gelatin Bean 🏳️⚧️ ☔️ @coldwolf615.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Oh my god this was about the Sopranos but I love this take 120
Gelatin Bean 🏳️⚧️ ☔️ @coldwolf615.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I want to play Witcher 3 now that the remaster came out but it’s so aggressively BRIGHT (not washed out, it’s like the greens are NEON bright eye-searing green) and no matter how I mess with the settings I can’t make it look normal. It would almost be better to have a washed-out look. 020
Gelatin Bean 🏳️⚧️ ☔️ @coldwolf615.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Christopher should stop hanging out with his dumb little friend. That guy’s a bad influence and Christopher is ALREADY stupid. 140
Gelatin Bean 🏳️⚧️ ☔️ @coldwolf615.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Does Tony Soprano have some thick-ass dark eyelashes or does our man carefully and diligently apply mascara every morn? 010
Gelatin Bean 🏳️⚧️ ☔️ @coldwolf615.bsky.social · 03/10/2026This is good! NEVER let a man tell you what to do or not do! Even me, a tiny peeper frog of a man!! 110
Gelatin Bean 🏳️⚧️ ☔️ @coldwolf615.bsky.social · 03/10/2026This… this is the opposite of backwards baseball cap right here. 120
Gelatin Bean 🏳️⚧️ ☔️ @coldwolf615.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I’m proud of Tony Soprano for being in therapy 🙂 010
Gelatin Bean 🏳️⚧️ ☔️ @coldwolf615.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Was it humid? Could have been heat lightning. Or a crab boat like on Deadliest Catch! But probably it wasn’t a crab boat like on Deadliest Catch. I just want it to be so the degree of separation between me and one of those decreases. 110
Gelatin Bean 🏳️⚧️ ☔️ @coldwolf615.bsky.social · 03/10/2026In season one of The Sopranos, seeing Mom struggle so much is hard to watch. I just want good things for her! 020
Gelatin Bean 🏳️⚧️ ☔️ @coldwolf615.bsky.social · 03/10/2026!!! How cute were the lizards on a scale of one to ten, ten being so cute you cried a little bit 110
Gelatin Bean 🏳️⚧️ ☔️ @coldwolf615.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Is it STORMING??? Omg you must have slept soooooooo good 😴😴😴😴😴 110