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Fun Sized Alien

@cmejam.bsky.social
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Smell this and tell me if it’s still good. #EndCitizensUnited #AbolishICE

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Fun Sized Alien @cmejam.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have yet to see anybody misread a gif but they will pedantically pick the fuck out of your snarky text
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Scott MacFarlane @macfarlanenews.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
JUST FILED: The dire warning from the nation’s food banks The situation is worse than you might think youtu.be/-I0LLITQius?...
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I Just Got an URGENT WARNING from Food Banks on Trump's War...
YouTube video by Scott MacFarlane Reports
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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There remains an active campaign to reply-harass Black people off this platform and it is not on us to solve this problem. It’s on y’all.
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Fun Sized Alien @cmejam.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Democrats woefully misunderstand me when they try to use Nate Silver predictions as a texting fundraising tactic. Off is the direction you should fuck.
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
please enjoy brand new tingler NOT POUNDED BY THIS FLOCK CAMERA BECAUSE SOMEONE CUT IT DOWN. HUH, INTERESTING. I WONDER WHO COULD’VE DONE THAT? out now here www.amazon.com/dp/B0HL6WHFVV and on buckaroo patreon www.patreon.com/chucktingle/...
cover of NOT POUNDED BY THIS FLOCK CAMERA BECAUSE SOMEONE CUT IT DOWN. HUH, INTERESTING. I WONDER WHO COULD’VE DONE THAT? on the right there is a concerned ladybuck with her hands up in a gesture of NO WAY BUD and on the left is an angry lookin sentient flock camera
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 27/09/2026
bugs bunny in a tux

I wish all tech pervs a very burned head
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Fun Sized Alien @cmejam.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Welp…
Animal resembling a horse with ram horns: Bonnacon: you can spray fiery dung.
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
[Samuel L. Jackson voice] Nonsense motherfucker, do you speak it?
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drilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
anti homeless architecture can suck my entire cock and balls and ass and dick and penis and boobs and pussy
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Holden Disperra, #1 Ally of the LGBTQ community @punishedholden.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Wendy’s meat soda
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Toni Tonisson @dogcheese94.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I don't think I've seen a better TL
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Fun Sized Alien @cmejam.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’m finally checking in at the sweet spot where I know what this is about without having to sleuth the context. It’s a narrow window and the smug is pleased within me.
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Fun Sized Alien @cmejam.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Animal carcai, is that anything?
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Jeremy C. Shipp @jeremycshipp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I have some bills piling up, so a sale or two at my shop would be much appreciated. If you're interested in my fabric art, I'd love for you to check out what I have available. Each Jeremy Creature is designed and hand-sewed by me and takes many hours to create. jeremycreature.bigcartel.com
Here's a lovely photo of a plethora of hand-sewn fabric art creatures. There's a watermelon creature with a red face, eight black seed-like eyes, and a wide mouth with five sharp teeth. There's a white ghost trinket bag covered with purple embroidered flowers. She has a gray face, sparkly black eyes and a little frown. There's a strawberry creature with three bulbous green eyes. There's a watermelon ghost, and a black creature with sharp teeth wearing a bulbous eye earring. There's a large purple creature with many yellow eyes and an open mouth, with a little green creature popping her head out. All the creatures are sitting on green fur and there's a galaxy print fabric in the background.
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Fun Sized Alien @cmejam.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Come get some!!!! @tommorelloofficial.bsky.social
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Mark Follman @markfollman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
NEWS: My new investigation uncovers the horrific ChatGPT history of the Tumbler Ridge school shooter. OpenAI’s chatbot fueled the shooter's violent fantasies and plans up to the day of the massacre. Chats about guns, timing of attacks, becoming infamous, and more. www.motherjones.com/media/2026/0...
motherjones.com
ChatGPT helped the Tumbler Ridge school shooter focus on guns, tactics, and terror, our investigation reveals
OpenAI’s chatbot fed the shooter’s violent fantasies and planning up to the massacre.
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Fun Sized Alien @cmejam.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I have so many towels, and use so few of them, a Star Wars saga.
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
HAPPY INTERNATIONAL BI VISIBILITY DAY
cover of NOT POUNDED BY BI ERASURE BECAUSE MY CURRENT HETERO-PRESENTING RELATIONSHIP DOES NOT INVALIDATE MY QUEERNESS featuring a ladybuck in a red suit lookin over at a VERY ANGRY sentient eraser they are on a long street with lush green plants on either side
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Hugh Jones @hbsj.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I am officially changing the name of Artificial Intelligence to Data McDataface and will be amending all documents accordingly
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Fun Sized Alien @cmejam.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Can someone explain to me the strategy behind the marketing message “fork split“ for English muffins? Because in practical use, boooooooo.
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026
Doxing the wealthy is bad but building an extensive and all-encompassing surveillance network that tracks & creates dossiers on every individual who ever dares to feel the warmth of direct sunlight and is freely accessible by the most violent & unaccountable among us is just normal business.
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Juan C Chavez @inafutureage.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Hmm, right wing chuds pepper spraying people outside a drinking establishment in Portland… Surely no one’s ever done this to disastrous personal financial consequence! www.wweek.com/news/2026/02...
wweek.com
Cider Riot Attackers Must Pay $760,007 in Damages to Tasting Room’s Owner
The four men sowed violence at the left-wing cidery in 2019, knocking one patron unconscious.
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Anyway, panic is a psy-op. Stay furious. Stay serious. Organize.
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KAFUI 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
The best place to be when It happens would be a music venue mid-concert. A little drunk. A little sweaty. The news rippling through the crowd as people’s phones light up. An abrupt halt to a banger before the announcement is made from the stage. Everybody kissing like it’s V-J Day in Times Square.
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Fun Sized Alien @cmejam.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I don’t have a lot of spare cash, but there are two organizations I routinely donate to. This is one of them. I encourage you to do the same if you’re looking for a way to truly help humanity. 
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: Bikini Bottom Super Band will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
Sponge Bob the rock star
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Evelyn Kocher for Beaverton City Council @evelynforbeaverton.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It means so much to have the support of Oregon Working Families Party! I’m proud to be part of a movement that believes working people deserve a real voice in the decisions that shape their communities. #washingtoncounty #beaverton #endorsement #workingfamiliesparty
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Please sign today. Time is up.
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Wild Hornets 🐝 @wildhornets.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
A pilot from the Night Hornets private air defense unit talks about remote operations. With Hornet Vision CTRL, interceptor STING drones can be operated from hundreds of kilometers away 💥 📹 Full video: youtu.be/u2dTaFcijbE?...
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Help needed for these wolve . Time is of the essence. Info on how to help save these wolves in pics. The petition in link below actionnetwork.org/letters/prot...
womenforwolves post text 

YELLOWSTONE'S OLDEST WOLF
MATRIARCH COULD BE HUNTED IN JUST 4 DAYS.
1090F has survived an extraordinary 12 years in the wild.
But after moving beyond Yellowstone's protected boundary into Wyoming, that protection disappears.
On September 15, wolf hunting season opens: putting 1090F and members of Mollie's Pack at risk. Hunters have even publicly expressed intentions to target her specifically. But this is NOT just about famous wolves in Yellowstone; this is about pushing back against the unnecessary culling, killing, and lethal management of wolves. The North American Wildlife Management Model is dated. Wolves don't understand invisible park boundaries. They shouldn't lose their lives simply for crossing them.
LINK IN POST TO TAKE ACTION NOW. Urge Wyoming officials to protect 1090F, Mollie's Pack, and create no-hunting buffer zones around the park!
Please sign and share before September 15.Photo of an elderly wolf howling up to the sky on a snowy day. She is great with a white face. The text over her says URGENT
Yellowstone's Oldest
Matriarch Wolf Could Be Killed in 4 Days
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David Simon @audacityofdespair.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
For those of you still waiting for this administration's release of the full Epstein files and the prosecution of those involved in child sexual abuse, consider this moment something of a tell:
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 11/09/2026
Please read my former boss and old friend Nathaniel Raymond’s recent testimony to Parliament on how the world has so completely failed to protect Sudan’s civilians: committees.parliament.uk/writtenevide...
siege would last for over eighteen months-a period three times longer than the siege of Stalingrad and three quarters as long as the siege of Leningrad in World War II. HRL would issue a report almost every nine days during the siege for a total of nearly 70 reports by the time the city was fully surrounded by an earthen wall trapping those trying to flee." When El Fasher finally fell to the RSF after the defeat of the Sudan Armed Forces and Joint Forces militia in October 2025, RSF initiated the mass killing, rape, displacement, torture, and detention of tens of thousands of civilians, that RSF soldiers themselves would record on video and release on social media.'
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The UN Office of the High Commissioner for Human Rights concluded earlier this year that at least six thousand people were killed in the first six days of the massacre and the UN
Fact Finding Mission found in February that the killings bore the "hallmarks of genocide."v
HRL has assessed based on ground reports from human sources, UN figures, media reports by Sudanese journalists, and the analysis of over 150 piles consistent with clusters of human corpses that at least as many as 60,000 people may have been murdered between October and November in El Fasher. This number does not include those who died in attacks before the city fell to the RSF and those who died from starvation or disease.
To put this number in perspective, HRL's conservative estimate of those killed after the city fell to the RSF is six times that of the 1994 Srebrenica Genocide in Bosnia, twenty times 9/11, and higher than the initial death toll after the 1945 atomic detonation in Nagasaki.
Multiple months of the burning and burial of corpses by the RSF, clearly visible in satellite imagery, will likely make full accounting of the dead impossible.
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Fun Sized Alien @cmejam.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Are people just buying plane tickets now to live out some secret fantasy? 
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gihanperera.bsky.social @gihanperera.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Researchers in the UK have successfully completed the first human safety trial of a computationally designed, needle-free vaccine targeting a broad family of coronaviruses – including COVID-19, SARS, and related bat viruses – with no serious side effects recorded. #betterworld
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Universal coronavirus vaccine clears first human safety trial
A first human trial found a universal coronavirus vaccine was safe, but its immune response was modest and needs further study.
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 11/09/2026
Celebrating your marginalized identity is great! But if you do it without solidarity with other marginalized groups, you run the risk of serving whiteness. So much of this "Wasian" discussion stems from and devolves into marketing and money - the selling of celebrities. That's not liberation.
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Rebecca Bennett @rebeccabennettforcongress.com · 10/09/2026
There are so many things we need to get done — like creating a public option for healthcare. But we can’t get there if politicians in Washington are answering to special interests instead of us. It’s why I’m not taking corporate PAC money, divested my individual stocks, and it’s why I’m running.
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
great day to smoke weed and eat corn dogs without a big hole in my neck gushing dark red venous blood out of it like a broken cherry icee machine
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onion person @junlper.beer · 10/09/2026
trying to get people to understand that the trans women in sports debate isn’t really about sports but a meta narrative pushed by the right all about slowly getting all trans people out of public life is truly impossible
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snargleplax @snargleplax.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Joseph: you want his middle name to be "Fucking"? Mary: trust me
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K.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 10/09/2026
"Welcome to the first ever midterm convention of any party" sounds a lot like "Welcome to the first annual 1985 Cabbage Patch Doll and rabid squirrel bonfire celebration"
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Senator Jeff Merkley @merkley.senate.gov · 08/09/2026
Slavery should be illegal—no exceptions. As we celebrate Labor Day, we must also recognize the Slavery Loophole: five words in our Constitution that still allow for slavery “as a punishment for crime.” @repnikema.bsky.social and I are fighting to #EndTheException once and for all!
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Lula @lulaoficialbluesky.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Propaganda eleitoral - Coligação Brasil pronto pra mais: PSB/PDT/Federação Fé Brasil(PT/PCdoB/PV)/Federação PSOL-REDE (PSOL/REDE). CNPJ: 68.475.818/0001-02.
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Fun Sized Alien @cmejam.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
RT if you’ve never had a tab of Chat GPT open. Period.
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BlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The day you get over it, whatever it may be at the time, is a good day.
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I want to be extremely clear on this: billionaires are killing us.
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Jakub Janovsky @rebel44cz.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
For my donation to the @wildhornets.bsky.social fundraiser to get Queen Hornets drones + a Hornet Vision station for Timur Spec Ops, I got a cool video of "my" interceptor drone hitting a Russian drone. And you can get raffle tickets for your donations, so please donate!
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By Cory Doctorow (GPG 0xBF3D9110957E5F4C) @doctorow.pluralistic.net · 03/09/2026
The best time to act was 13 years ago, after Snowden. The second best time is now. eof/
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