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Fun Sized Alien @cmejam.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Good morning from part of the crew.

White tail doe nibbling grass at the edge of a gravel driveway.

2 adolescent fawns in some light brush next to a white house watching mama

Mama deer and adolescent fawn next to a rural road, surrounded by trees, standing in a gravel driveway watching for mama’s other fawn to come across the street.

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Fun Sized Alien @cmejam.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Well there is this. May be something to it?

Snowflakeee! Posts: i’m reading the first chapter of my ichthyology book for homework and so far my favorite quote is: “humans are not the pinnacle evolutionary progress, but only an eminent side branch of evolution”. Lumsel responds: women want me, fish pity me. The-nintendo-verse responds: fish:look at that dry, shitty fish. It’s got anxiety

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Fun Sized Alien @cmejam.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Name a TV show you’re positive no one remembers but you.

Movie poster for short-lived HBO series John From Cincinnati showing bottom half of surfer dude holding a board floating above the beach

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Fun Sized Alien @cmejam.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

He is starting to look like the Hillary wax figure

Image of the Disney animatronic Trump before they fixed it

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Fun Sized Alien @cmejam.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Pretty fucked up name for a strain of weed tbh.

Green box of 2 strains of pre-rolls with one named Tea & Terror

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Fun Sized Alien @cmejam.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

TFG could imitate a Coopers Hawk perfectly. Every time too many Cardinals hopped on the birdfeeder he’d run them off.

Mockingbird perched on drivers side window of black suv

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Fun Sized Alien @cmejam.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Costco snacks are my kryptonite.

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Fun Sized Alien @cmejam.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

I have no idea what the hell that is that attached itself to this skeet. 🤣

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Fun Sized Alien @cmejam.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

This. He is running for the Senate for crying out loud. He absolutely knows what he’s doing and if he keeps doubling down, that’s a choice.

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Fun Sized Alien @cmejam.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

Manitol was the scourge of tie 80’s rock scene. Overheard in an arena bathroom OKC “ if I had known all I needed was a clean coke hook up. I could’ve saved myself a lot of lipstick to get this backstage pass”.

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Fun Sized Alien @cmejam.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

Cage match between Hunter and the Trump boys? TAKE MY MONEY

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Fun Sized Alien @cmejam.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

My dog goes through the dog food shelf at Petco like he’s working the airport baggage area for contraband. Came up a winner with 6 pieces of kibble today.

Old beagle on a green leash on the bottom shelf of large dog food bags sniffing for stray kibble.

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Fun Sized Alien @cmejam.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

Is it because he froze his peen? It’s frozen penis, isn’t it?

Screenshot of New York Post headline, “Why viral Finland skier Remi Lindholm who suffered frozen penis at Winter Olympics is missing this year‘s games”

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Fun Sized Alien @cmejam.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

This lil tripawd demon goes HAM on anything resembling an animal on TV or any noise that may or may not sound similar to a door knock.

Sleeping curled up pup, white with back ears, nose and a spot on top of her head.

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Fun Sized Alien @cmejam.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

No new pictures. Where are you mentally?

2-panel black and white cartoon, panel 1 shows woman with an irritated facial expression and her hand under the edge of a table, panel 2 she’s flipping the table over as expression intensifies.

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Fun Sized Alien @cmejam.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

Something something fiddling while Rome burns…

2 opposing headlines – 1st: Trump announces new US warship class named after himself, and 2nd: scientist sound alarm as American coastal cities continue to sink: “more than enough…”

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Fun Sized Alien @cmejam.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

I share this with my bff’s family group chat when I’m feeling cringe and sappy and sending them love.

Tell your friends you love them. Tell them a lot. Make it weird.

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Fun Sized Alien @cmejam.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

Without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?

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Fun Sized Alien @cmejam.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

This New Yorker rendering of Kash Patel is brutal and honest and I can’t stop laughing.

New Yorker magazine article with drawing of Kash Patel with his trademark surprised wide open eyes. 😳 He always looks like you just caught him doing something embarrassing.

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Fun Sized Alien @cmejam.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

Sky says trans rights are human rights.

Early dusk sunset along an upper timber treeline with a ckear sky showing pink layer leading up to a blue layer

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Fun Sized Alien @cmejam.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

Opened up my print copy of @theonion.com I got in the mail yesterday and proceeded to wake everyone up in the house, laughing at the front page headlines. 🤌

Main headline reads “Trump denies writing 36-volume comic titled ‘Don and Jeff: time pedophiles’” and small side headlines reads ‘RFK Junior cough up pair of jeans’ plus ‘powerful bidet blasts hole clean through man’. The last headline shows water spurting from a man’s chest area as he’s sitting on a toilet. The RFK Junior just shows his same old disease-looking face with a pair of jeans flying out of his mouth. Let’s face it. I’m not image shaming. The man looks like he’s on desth’s door, his grizzled facial skin is freaking gray for God’s sake.

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Fun Sized Alien @cmejam.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

I got a pocket knife through the tennis shoe. A very, very sharp old farmer’s pocket knife. The Wasband fumbled it.

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Fun Sized Alien @cmejam.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

Choose Your Fighter (White Woman w/ Gun Edition)

Franka Potente as Lola from the movie Run Lola Run, pointing a black semi auto pistol towards someone on the ground. Manni was a dipshit by the way.

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Fun Sized Alien @cmejam.bsky.social · 20/10/2025

My Sr. beagle has taken to slipping under my covers this direction and friends…not a fan. #DogsOfBluesky

Rear end of a black dog sticking out from under the covers aimed at the human’s pillow.

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Fun Sized Alien @cmejam.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

Me looking at the state of the whole English-speaking world right now.

2 panel monochrome cartoon of a dark-haired young woman with disgusted angry expression and panel, one putting her fingers under the edge of a table, and panel two flipping the table. No words only Zuul.

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Fun Sized Alien @cmejam.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

Post a team you would send instead of bongo and kash

Close up head shots of Cheech and Chong from the movie. Nice dreams.

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Fun Sized Alien @cmejam.bsky.social · 21/08/2025

A photo you took that brings you inner peace

Sunset on the Pacific from Lincoln City. Shallow dark cloud bank right at the horizon with the sun peeking out from underneath it and touching the ocean on the bottom.

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Fun Sized Alien @cmejam.bsky.social · 02/08/2025

I love my dog. He’s my soul dog. So much so that when he passes a new friend will have to be a cat. A hairless cat. Gonna dress that darlin’ so wild that folx will absolutely hate on me. HATE. ON. ME. 🤌🏻

Old black and gray beagle laying his head on my knee while we’re on the bed.

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Fun Sized Alien @cmejam.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

Why do they all look like a less repugnant version of Vance?

6 white men with the same brunette haircut, mustache and face let’s be real here is someone fucking with us with this picture?

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Fun Sized Alien @cmejam.bsky.social · 26/07/2025

The clues for this were “religiousness” and “one who manages books” and these are the actual winning spellings and this is why I have trust issues.

Crossword where the “correct” and game winning spelling for piety is p-i-e-t-d, and librarian is l-i-l-r-a-r-i-a-n

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Fun Sized Alien @cmejam.bsky.social · 19/07/2025

Niall Breen comic at your service

Colorful drawing of a frog sitting like a person on the grass with 2 small brown peaks and 3 small trees behind them on the horizon of blue sky saying “ if I’m going to put up with this horrid life, I’m at least going to be a silly little freak about it”.

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Fun Sized Alien @cmejam.bsky.social · 11/07/2025

Just swatted a fly and my old blind dog ate it. Teamwork.

Mostly black and some white old beagle laying in a corner on a gray doggy pad. Light wood floors and pale cream walls surround him.

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