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Fun Sized Alien

@cmejam.bsky.social
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Smell this and tell me if it’s still good. #EndCitizensUnited #AbolishICE

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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 22h
Near Rochester and Albert.
Free art against where the free book bin used to be.
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Fun Sized Alien @cmejam.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
While Canadians quietly sell their properties and buy in more affordable Puerto Rico.
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Fun Sized Alien @cmejam.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Apparently laws and billionaires cannot peacefully coexist. 
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Fun Sized Alien @cmejam.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The one true and righteous response.
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 03/10/2026
Surprised more people aren’t alarmed about the financial condition of Oracle. Revenue flat for 15 years adjusted for inflation, only real growth engine is unprofitable AI data centers, future entirely tied to OpenAI and the most ambitious infra projects in history. It’s dying!
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SAHAR (🌞🥾) 🛠️ @saharkhalili.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Men can only understand rape if their BUTTHOLE was on the line. We don't need to talk about empathy for daughters or sisters or wife. Would you be okay with it if they did the same things to your assh0le? Reply in the comments.
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Fun Sized Alien @cmejam.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
By far my favorite of these Palmer Luckey roasts.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My man looks like Cardinal Doucheilieu
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’m at the point where I’m confusing all the rapists in the news so that’s how its going.
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Fun Sized Alien @cmejam.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
🙏 amen
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Fun Sized Alien @cmejam.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Widely available weed in a city that smells like tater tots.
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404 Media @404media.co · 30/09/2026
So Trump's new AI chatbot? Creepy. @jasonkoebler.bsky.social saw this on Bluesky and gave the prompt "play minecraft" a test. This is what happened:
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Fun Sized Alien @cmejam.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You you you are alive and must have 2 forms of ID
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Fun Sized Alien @cmejam.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have yet to see anybody misread a gif but they will pedantically pick the fuck out of your snarky text
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Scott MacFarlane @macfarlanenews.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
JUST FILED: The dire warning from the nation’s food banks The situation is worse than you might think youtu.be/-I0LLITQius?...
youtu.be
I Just Got an URGENT WARNING from Food Banks on Trump's War...
YouTube video by Scott MacFarlane Reports
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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There remains an active campaign to reply-harass Black people off this platform and it is not on us to solve this problem. It’s on y’all.
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Fun Sized Alien @cmejam.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Democrats woefully misunderstand me when they try to use Nate Silver predictions as a texting fundraising tactic. Off is the direction you should fuck.
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
please enjoy brand new tingler NOT POUNDED BY THIS FLOCK CAMERA BECAUSE SOMEONE CUT IT DOWN. HUH, INTERESTING. I WONDER WHO COULD’VE DONE THAT? out now here www.amazon.com/dp/B0HL6WHFVV and on buckaroo patreon www.patreon.com/chucktingle/...
cover of NOT POUNDED BY THIS FLOCK CAMERA BECAUSE SOMEONE CUT IT DOWN. HUH, INTERESTING. I WONDER WHO COULD’VE DONE THAT? on the right there is a concerned ladybuck with her hands up in a gesture of NO WAY BUD and on the left is an angry lookin sentient flock camera
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Fun Sized Alien @cmejam.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So godam funny
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 27/09/2026
bugs bunny in a tux

I wish all tech pervs a very burned head
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Fun Sized Alien @cmejam.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Welp…
Animal resembling a horse with ram horns: Bonnacon: you can spray fiery dung.
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
[Samuel L. Jackson voice] Nonsense motherfucker, do you speak it?
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drilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
anti homeless architecture can suck my entire cock and balls and ass and dick and penis and boobs and pussy
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Holden Disperra, #1 Ally of the LGBTQ community @punishedholden.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Wendy’s meat soda
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Toni Tonisson @dogcheese94.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I don't think I've seen a better TL
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Fun Sized Alien @cmejam.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’m finally checking in at the sweet spot where I know what this is about without having to sleuth the context. It’s a narrow window and the smug is pleased within me.
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Fun Sized Alien @cmejam.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Animal carcai, is that anything?
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Jeremy Ghooooost Shipp @jeremycshipp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I have some bills piling up, so a sale or two at my shop would be much appreciated. If you're interested in my fabric art, I'd love for you to check out what I have available. Each Jeremy Creature is designed and hand-sewed by me and takes many hours to create. jeremycreature.bigcartel.com
Here's a lovely photo of a plethora of hand-sewn fabric art creatures. There's a watermelon creature with a red face, eight black seed-like eyes, and a wide mouth with five sharp teeth. There's a white ghost trinket bag covered with purple embroidered flowers. She has a gray face, sparkly black eyes and a little frown. There's a strawberry creature with three bulbous green eyes. There's a watermelon ghost, and a black creature with sharp teeth wearing a bulbous eye earring. There's a large purple creature with many yellow eyes and an open mouth, with a little green creature popping her head out. All the creatures are sitting on green fur and there's a galaxy print fabric in the background.
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Fun Sized Alien @cmejam.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Marmpats
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Fun Sized Alien @cmejam.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Come get some!!!! @tommorelloofficial.bsky.social
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Fun Sized Alien @cmejam.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Yeessss
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Mark Follman @markfollman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
NEWS: My new investigation uncovers the horrific ChatGPT history of the Tumbler Ridge school shooter. OpenAI’s chatbot fueled the shooter's violent fantasies and plans up to the day of the massacre. Chats about guns, timing of attacks, becoming infamous, and more. www.motherjones.com/media/2026/0...
motherjones.com
ChatGPT helped the Tumbler Ridge school shooter focus on guns, tactics, and terror, our investigation reveals
OpenAI’s chatbot fed the shooter’s violent fantasies and planning up to the massacre.
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Fun Sized Alien @cmejam.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I have so many towels, and use so few of them, a Star Wars saga.
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
HAPPY INTERNATIONAL BI VISIBILITY DAY
cover of NOT POUNDED BY BI ERASURE BECAUSE MY CURRENT HETERO-PRESENTING RELATIONSHIP DOES NOT INVALIDATE MY QUEERNESS featuring a ladybuck in a red suit lookin over at a VERY ANGRY sentient eraser they are on a long street with lush green plants on either side
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Fun Sized Alien @cmejam.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
No way 🤣🤣🤣 (Jaws theme)
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Hugh Jones @hbsj.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I am officially changing the name of Artificial Intelligence to Data McDataface and will be amending all documents accordingly
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Fun Sized Alien @cmejam.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Howdy!
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Fun Sized Alien @cmejam.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Can someone explain to me the strategy behind the marketing message “fork split“ for English muffins? Because in practical use, boooooooo.
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026
Doxing the wealthy is bad but building an extensive and all-encompassing surveillance network that tracks & creates dossiers on every individual who ever dares to feel the warmth of direct sunlight and is freely accessible by the most violent & unaccountable among us is just normal business.
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Fun Sized Alien @cmejam.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Gotta admit this took me out.
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Juan C Chavez @inafutureage.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Hmm, right wing chuds pepper spraying people outside a drinking establishment in Portland… Surely no one’s ever done this to disastrous personal financial consequence! www.wweek.com/news/2026/02...
wweek.com
Cider Riot Attackers Must Pay $760,007 in Damages to Tasting Room’s Owner
The four men sowed violence at the left-wing cidery in 2019, knocking one patron unconscious.
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Anyway, panic is a psy-op. Stay furious. Stay serious. Organize.
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Fun Sized Alien @cmejam.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It’s been a minute since I’ve seen one of your off you pops.
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Fun Sized Alien @cmejam.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Long live the Queen
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KAFUI 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
The best place to be when It happens would be a music venue mid-concert. A little drunk. A little sweaty. The news rippling through the crowd as people’s phones light up. An abrupt halt to a banger before the announcement is made from the stage. Everybody kissing like it’s V-J Day in Times Square.
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Fun Sized Alien @cmejam.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I don’t have a lot of spare cash, but there are two organizations I routinely donate to. This is one of them. I encourage you to do the same if you’re looking for a way to truly help humanity. 
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Fun Sized Alien @cmejam.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
♥️
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Fun Sized Alien @cmejam.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Nobody cares
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: Bikini Bottom Super Band will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
Sponge Bob the rock star
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