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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 14h
Shut up!
"GE warns its toaster may grow human arms and shoot you with a gun" Ok that sounds like their fault. They should do something about that
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Clownings @clownings.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Its my fault for ordering @dominospizza.bsky.social I have had undercooked pizza before, but never raw
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Clownings @clownings.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Once again, Manchester United incite violence, play victim, flop, and the other team gets red. A tale as old as time.
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Clownings @clownings.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
What in the fresh hell is this?
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Clownings @clownings.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Target is actively helping ICE murder our people.
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Clownings @clownings.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I think Arike hit more stepback threes tonight that Harden has in all his elimination games combined
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Spectrum News NY1 @spectrumnewsny1.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The last speaker at the 9/11 remembrance ceremony lost his father to the attacks.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
“Former NBA Super Star”
Inglorious bastards three fingers meme
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Cassidy Hettesheimer @cassidyhett.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Cheryl Reeve’s shirt today:
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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 30/07/2026
Anyone arguing about this “in good faith” should be able to look at the mass amount of evidence that trans women don’t have an advantage and drop it
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Mike Rothschild @rothschildmd.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The overwhelming right wing sentiment is that COVID was an engineered bioweapon that was also harmless. Trump overreacted to it by shutting down the country, then engineered a drive to create a vaccine that was the real bioweapon that killed millions, and it's Joe Biden's fault.
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Clownings @clownings.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Devastating.
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Leah Greenberg ❌👑 @leahgreenberg.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Sen. Gillibrand is shepherding a crypto giveaway bill through Congress while her son-who just graduated college! - gets a massive $$ infusion from the crypto industry. How on earth can Dems run as the anti-corruption party while accepting open graft in their leadership? www.axios.com/2026/07/22/c...
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Scoop: Progressives scorch Gillibrand over crypto
The blistering — and deeply personal — attack from three groups complicates already delicate negotiations over the CLARITY Act.
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Clownings @clownings.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
DC Statehood NOW!!
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Karen K. Ho @karenho.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
My theory on this is American capitalism is now so bad it forces people to move away for education, jobs, and better opportunities; disincentivizes doing hobbies for fun; and takes time and energy away from leisure sports, volunteering, mentoring, union organizing, and other community activities.
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Clownings @clownings.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Really curious why the attack has been so middling all tournament, and they won't even give Okafor a look
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Michael Caley @michaelcaley.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
honestly never seen a play that captured the essence of being washed more clearly that this one
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MrSquid @mrsquid.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
My honest belief is that the dissenters should just be fully disbarred. You cannot sincerely believe the 14th Amendment does not contain birthright citizenship. To hold this is to be either so dishonest or so incapable of analysis that you cannot practice law.
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Clownings @clownings.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Jamie Harrison out here making me repost an incumbent D Senator. 🙄
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Justin Sherin @wychstreet.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Yogi Berra (b. 1925) dedicated his life to civil rights, decency & fairness for all, one of his last acts was to say MLB & sports in general need to get right with LGBTQ people - 'respect the game, respect everybody.' Buster Posey just wants to answer baseball questions @mollyknight.bsky.social
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 17/06/2026
me at kickoff of every world cup game: oh this is nice to put on in the background, maybe the team with cool jerseys will win me 90 minutes later, literally every time:
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Sheeri Cabral 🍉 @sheeri.org · 15/06/2026
“There’s no word on whether New York City mayor Zohran Mamdani and San Antonio Mayor Who Cares have made a traditional bet for the Finals, where San Antonio gets bagels and a box of rats if they win and New York gets churros and podcasters from Austin.” ^^^ Pulitzer prize winning writing
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da birchman @brch.mn · 14/06/2026
an IG story from @nifmuhammad of a picture of Karl-Anthony Towns with text over it saying: "when i wrote that big ESPN story on the Wolves in 2023, there was one game day I was down in the locker room and in the training/catering area, and what really endeared me to KAT was how familiar he was with the workers and how kind he was to all of them. He asked the guy bringing in Gatorade about this son's soccer season, he asked a person bringing in fresh towels how their mom's health was. One of the workers brought their basketball loving/playing teenager in with them and pretty much every other player just gave a nod and silent fist bump but KAT was asking the kid what position he played, what shoes he played in. I think in an ecosystem where you're told constantly that you are larger than life and people exist to serve that reality, I was really overjoyed to see KAT just plainly reject that way of being
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Hell Baby 🍉 ✊🏾 @champsuperstar.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
To all the killas and the hundred dolla billas youtu.be/yoYZf-lBF_U?...
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Mobb Deep - Shook Ones, Pt. II (Official HD Video)
YouTube video by MobbDeepVEVO
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Sean Highkin @highkin.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Watching Jeremy Lin and Melo work their stuff out on camera for an hour is one of the most compelling podcast episodes I've seen in a long time www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhcV...
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Carmelo Anthony and Jeremy Lin Finally Break Silence on 'Linsanity', the Knicks Exit & Their Issues
YouTube video by 7PM in Brooklyn with Carmelo Anthony
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Clownings @clownings.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
@thesquareball.net The greatest player in US History has no time for Jesse
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Anderson Hooper @andersonhooper.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
If you want to hate James Dolan even more than you already do you should listen to this hilarious and incisive breakdown of his world historically awful album @joey-devine.bsky.social @seankeane.bsky.social podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/r...
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A Track by Track Breakdown Of JD & The Straight Shot's 'The Great Divide' w/ Bob Silverman & Spencer Owen
Podcast Episode · Roundball Rock · April 8, 2020 · 2h 28m
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AL.com @al.com · 03/06/2026
Derrick Coleman declined his Mobile Sports Hall of Fame induction, saying he could not accept the honor while Black voters face diminished representation under newly approved congressional maps. More 👇
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82-0.bsky.social @82-0.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Thank you for the massive response to 82-0! Due to the traffic spike and a technical oversight, our hosting bills are nearing $200 this month (107$ today alone). We initially set our Ko-fi goal at $100, so we are updating it to reflect the true cost of keeping the site alive 🙏.
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public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
democratic governors doing stuff like this is worse for voter turnout than anything the american left has said or done
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Not the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
okc fans chanting flopper
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Tim Carvell @timcarvell.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
“Sorry I can’t be at your wedding, I have very important war stuff to be doing.” (HOURS LATER)
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David M. Perry @lollardfish.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I would like Democrats to come out and say that anyone receiving assets from this new slush fund, or profiting any of the other corrupt acts from this candidate, will have 100% of their assets seized the first chance we get. Even if they get pardoned.
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Drew Harwell @drewharwell.com · 15/05/2026
This tweet, for a Ross Barkan story that copied my lede and reporting, now has more than 10x the views of the original. Ross hasn't apologized or acknowledged it; maybe he's just waiting for me to shut up. Without any explanation, I'm left to wonder how many times he's done this
There was a time, not very long ago, when Ben Shapiro could reasonably call himself the king of all conservative media. That’s all over now, writes political columnist Ross Barkan. 

Shapiro’s company, ‘The Daily Wire,’ is instituting significant layoffs. Its YouTube channel’s subscriber base is starting to shrink, and its website has emerged as one of the great traffic losers in conservative media. There are ‘Daily Wire’ YouTube videos that now, after a few days online, have less than 10,000 views, a catastrophically small number for a channel with more than 3 million subscribers. The top comments all mock the low view counts.

“If a variety of poor business decisions can be blamed, in part, for the ‘Daily Wire’’s fall from grace — ill-fated investments in feature films, an epic fantasy series, and peculiar merchandise — the greater story is the collapse of Shapiro’s constituency,” writes Barkan. “There are two realities to Shapiro conservatism in 2026: It retains a significant foothold among Republican elites, and it is fast being rejected by the future grassroots of the party.”

Read more: https://nymag.visitlink.me/KtpIKV
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
a lot of people are saying Jared Polis is terrible for commuting the prison sentence of attempted election thief Tina Peters. they are absolutely correct
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Chris Kluwe, adjudicated poaster @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
It is remarkable how many establishment Dems simply do not understand they are in the middle of an existential war against MAGA politics, and that there’s no co-existence possible here.
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Jade Van Kley @backlinenurse.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
this the shit I been up to
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Seth D. Michaels @sethdmichaels.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
lollllllllllll (Greenwell's book is extremely good! bookshop.org/p/books/bad-... )
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Bad Company: Private Equity and the Death of the American Dream
Private Equity and the Death of the American Dream
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 05/05/2026
Councilmember Charlie Miranda bringing... 🔥🔥🔥🔥
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Clownings @clownings.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
He may have won that emmy if he hadn't done so many jokes about participation trophies.
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John Williams @johnwilliams.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Truly one of the greatest doofuses of all time.
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Matt Gelb @mattgelb.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Wake the neighbors. Call your mother. Crack open a cold one. The Phillies have won a baseball game. The 10-game losing streak is over.
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Streetsblog NYC @nyc.streetsblog.org · 23/04/2026
Staten Island traffic cameras have caught a white RAM 1500 pickup truck blasting through school zones or running red lights more than 547 times since 2022. The truck belongs to James Giovansanti, who lives and works there as an NYPD officer. nyc.streetsblog.org/2026/04/23/t...
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To Protect And Swerve: NYPD Cop Has 547 Speeding Tickets Yet Remains On The Force - Streetsblog New York City
One of the city’s most-dangerous drivers is an officer with the NYPD, which does nothing to stop his reign of terror on Staten Island.
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L. Louise Lucas (mirror bot) @senlouiselucas.bluesky.bot · 16/01/2026
I have the utmost respect for Senator Kaine and Senator Warner but we do not need “coaching” on redistricting coming from a cuck chair in the corner. How about you all stay focused on the fascist in the White House and let us handle redistricting in Virginia. 10-1
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AL @jebushchrist.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Someday, with luck and hard work, she will have a name too.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
You can only hate something like Troy Aikman hates football if you once loved it with all of your heart, and then watched Dak Prescott make six times your career earnings before turning 32
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erictacular @erictacular.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
[Dave Chappelle on the Republican Party’s transgender jokes versus his transgender jokes]:
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Clownings @clownings.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Tremendous thread
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
the guys walking around in shoes that don’t fit are not gonna do a 25th Amendment
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