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Sean Keane

@seankeane.bsky.social
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Standup comedy, sports writing, posts about historical figures being dirtbags. Roundball Rock is the podcast.

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Sean Keane @seankeane.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hilarious explanation of the dual flagrant fouls in Valkyries-Wings where the rules expert just trailed off without explaining anything and they just had 10 seconds of dead air.
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Sean Keane @seankeane.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
KAT should have hosted, for his on-camera charisma and because height difference = funny
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Sean Keane @seankeane.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Saturdays are for the boys.
A sign that reads:
“Divorce for men only...
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Grayson Rd”
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Sean Keane @seankeane.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I wrote about the legendary and baffling PSA from Willie Mays warning children about the dangers of “blasting caps” www.mccoveychronicles.com/san-francisc...
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Looking back on Willie Mays and an anti-blasting caps ad campaign
Willie Mays warned kids about blasting caps, a danger many never knew existed
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hal Jordan is so annoying. Why is your shit always on 5%?? BRING YOUR CHARGER WITH YOU. I don’t just have extra cables or whatever. Not my problem.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
ngl, there’s something a little extra satisfying about this Rams loss. Granted I’m a Seahawks fan but seeing people who are very clearly being too clever by half get publicly destroyed really does hit.
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Sean Keane @seankeane.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
As a Warriors fan, it was so reassuring that someone named Dre’Mont had caused a devastating injury and it didn’t reflect on my team at all.
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Sean Keane @seankeane.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
In my third year of marriage and still setting the thermometer to 69 every time.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Jordan Southerland won the dunk of the contest by combining a 6 foot high jump with a dunk 🤯
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McCovey Chronicles @mccoveychronicles.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The Patty Barrels revenge game, as told by @seankeane.bsky.social
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Patrick Bailey got revenge on a Giants team that couldn’t catch the ball in a 5-2 loss
SF Giants can’t catch, hit in 5-2 loss to Cleveland Guardians
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McCovey Chronicles @mccoveychronicles.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
this news was made for this season ... and for @seankeane.bsky.social to write about it
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Harrison Bader’s scooter troubles are latest SF Giants disaster
Harrison Bader’s second career scooter accident leaves injury recovery uncertain
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Harrison Faigen @faignews.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
“It’s just hard to believe that this was the Warriors’ master plan the whole time and that there were no opportunities better than waiting on LeBron James for four weeks.” www.goldenstateofmind.com/warriors-fre...
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Doomed pursuit of LeBron James finally ends for Golden State Warriors
Warriors strike out again on trying to acquire LeBron James
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Sean Keane @seankeane.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I wrote about Tony Vitello and paid tribute to some of the angriest, meanest, and most argumentative rookie managers in baseball history. Tony V. has a long way to go.
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Sean Keane @seankeane.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I wrote about how for years, the Golden State Warriors have ignored the signals that LeBron James just isn't that into them. www.goldenstateofmind.com/warriors-fre...
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Doomed pursuit of LeBron James finally ends for Golden State Warriors
Warriors strike out again on trying to acquire LeBron James
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Dan Williams 🌮 @videospacegames.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
the saddam hussein diagram but in place of hussein it's spacex's shitty stock history
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McCovey Chronicles @mccoveychronicles.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Is it worth watching the Giants? No, probably not. So here are some other things to watch, from @seankeane.bsky.social
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Cincinnati Reds have strikeout legend in Eugenio Suarez
Eugenio Suarez continues to climb all-time strikeouts list
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McCovey Chronicles @mccoveychronicles.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
bad game, good @seankeane.bsky.social recap
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Royals answer SF Giants 9th inning comeback with walk-off bunt
Squeeze bunt sinks Giants in bottom of the 9th against Kansas City Royals
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Sean Keane @seankeane.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Does Yamal bathe Messi on the pitch before or after the trophy presentation?
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Sean Keane @seankeane.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
ACAB includes World Cup referees.
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Sean Keane @seankeane.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I thought Wojo coaching the Utah Jazz was the whitest possible NBA development until he literally started slapping the floor.
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Sean Keane @seankeane.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Very relieved to know that Belle Burden retained possession of her $400K key to a private Martha’s Vineyard beach after her divorce. #GirlBoss #LeanIn
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Sean Keane @seankeane.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Both coaches in England-Norway look like they’d have real problems with Indiana Jones.
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Sean Keane @seankeane.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
They just subbed in two more Caucasians. We are witnessing history.
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Sean Keane @seankeane.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
OKC Thunder putting out an all-white lineup to start Summer League, unprecedented stuff.
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Sean Keane @seankeane.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I am fairly sure I was the only fan at Summer League reading Belle Burden’s “Strangers” during timeouts.
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Sean Keane @seankeane.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
He could have killed him. That’s pure out of control rage and violence, Bam Adebayo.
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
had an Algerian Uber driver yesterday, asked him who he liked in the match, he said "well, the French killed my grandfather, but I really don't like Moroccans."
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Sean Keane @seankeane.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Felt terrible for the kid I was sitting behind at Summer League, who was wearing a very nice Walter Clayton, Jr. Utah Jazz jersey. That’s gonna kill at Coachella in 20 years, buddy!
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kyleayers.bsky.social @kyleayers.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Not saying that game was stolen from Egypt but it is now on display at museum in London.
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Sean Keane @seankeane.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
VAR is the AI of soccer
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Sean Keane @seankeane.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I still contend that Matt Freese’s worst decision of the World Cup happened in the barber’s chair, not the pitch.
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Sean Keane @seankeane.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
After the NBA Finals and the World Cup, we really need the president at the World Series wearing a Dodgers cap this year.
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Sean Keane @seankeane.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
“You hire a Spurs guy to coach the team, he’s going to Spurs it up.” - My dad #Arsenal #StTotteringhamsDay
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Sean Keane @seankeane.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I rewatched Independence Day for the 4th and my main takeaway was that Jeff Goldblum’s office has a Fruitopia vending machine.
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Sean Keane @seankeane.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Trump gets a red card suspended for a soccer player yet Obama didn’t do anything when Draymond Green got suspended in the Finals? #notmypresident
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Got CTE from Playing Peek a boo @doubledoinkrigged.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
FIFA cuts to VAR review and its just slow motion footage of you struggling to get the top off a jar of Lao Gon Ma chili crisp
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Sean Keane @seankeane.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Even though it’s July 4th, my wife doesn’t like it when I refer to her boobs as Benjamin Franklin and Paul Revere.
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Sean Keane @seankeane.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
NYT Games hates America.
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Sean Keane @seankeane.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I stand by my claim that the Giants have America's Worst Bullpen.
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Sean Keane @seankeane.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
So pathetic, man.
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Sean Keane @seankeane.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Thrilled that Scotland fans will be discovering mezcal next week when the team heads to Mexico.
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Sean Keane @seankeane.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
In honor my father and his commitment to always keeping an “emergency shirt” in the trunk of his car (that emergency is sweating), I am employing a three-shirt roster for my flight back to America.
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Sean Keane @seankeane.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Update from Harry Styles show at Wembley: No lines for the men’s room!
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brandon @flurryfrom30.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
the giants pitching staff had been continuously debating on whether or not to wear a certain hat for WEEKS. no wonder they can’t hold a lead. is meccage just asking them how the hat debate is going every time he goes to the mound in may?
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Morgan @mport25.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
The USMNT can't park the bus because our country lacks the funding for public transportation.
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Hannes Becker @hannesb.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
#Liberté-égalité-braterminé
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 18/06/2026
pulling this shit in indie ball is grim. hating gay people so much you'd rather go back to working at autozone than be a professional athlete is insane
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Sean Keane @seankeane.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Crossed into London and suddenly everyone’s wearing a bra again. #ViveLaFrance
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Sean Keane @seankeane.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I had to watch Alexi Lalas talk shit about France in front of Thierry Henry twice because I was distracted by his INSANE combover the first time.
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Sean Keane @seankeane.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I missed a lot of this while in Europe but it’s crazy that three pitchers as bad as Ryan Walker, JT Brubaker, and Sam Hentges decided to flex their homophobic beliefs on Pride Night. They could not be more disposable as middle relievers who can’t even throw strikes.
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