Sean Keane @seankeane.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Hilarious explanation of the dual flagrant fouls in Valkyries-Wings where the rules expert just trailed off without explaining anything and they just had 10 seconds of dead air. 2293
Sean Keane @seankeane.bsky.social · 28/09/2026KAT should have hosted, for his on-camera charisma and because height difference = funny 151
Sean Keane @seankeane.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I wrote about the legendary and baffling PSA from Willie Mays warning children about the dangers of “blasting caps” www.mccoveychronicles.com/san-francisc...mccoveychronicles.comLooking back on Willie Mays and an anti-blasting caps ad campaignWillie Mays warned kids about blasting caps, a danger many never knew existed 062
Reposted by Sean KeaneKristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Hal Jordan is so annoying. Why is your shit always on 5%?? BRING YOUR CHARGER WITH YOU. I don’t just have extra cables or whatever. Not my problem. 81274
Reposted by Sean KeaneNorm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026ngl, there’s something a little extra satisfying about this Rams loss. Granted I’m a Seahawks fan but seeing people who are very clearly being too clever by half get publicly destroyed really does hit. 1233011
Sean Keane @seankeane.bsky.social · 10/09/2026As a Warriors fan, it was so reassuring that someone named Dre’Mont had caused a devastating injury and it didn’t reflect on my team at all. 021
Sean Keane @seankeane.bsky.social · 05/09/2026In my third year of marriage and still setting the thermometer to 69 every time. 140
Reposted by Sean KeaneCJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Jordan Southerland won the dunk of the contest by combining a 6 foot high jump with a dunk 🤯 521842
Reposted by Sean KeaneMcCovey Chronicles @mccoveychronicles.bsky.social · 20/08/2026The Patty Barrels revenge game, as told by @seankeane.bsky.socialmccoveychronicles.comPatrick Bailey got revenge on a Giants team that couldn’t catch the ball in a 5-2 lossSF Giants can’t catch, hit in 5-2 loss to Cleveland Guardians 192
Reposted by Sean KeaneMcCovey Chronicles @mccoveychronicles.bsky.social · 29/07/2026this news was made for this season ... and for @seankeane.bsky.social to write about itmccoveychronicles.comHarrison Bader’s scooter troubles are latest SF Giants disasterHarrison Bader’s second career scooter accident leaves injury recovery uncertain 084
Reposted by Sean KeaneHarrison Faigen @faignews.bsky.social · 25/07/2026“It’s just hard to believe that this was the Warriors’ master plan the whole time and that there were no opportunities better than waiting on LeBron James for four weeks.” www.goldenstateofmind.com/warriors-fre...goldenstateofmind.comDoomed pursuit of LeBron James finally ends for Golden State WarriorsWarriors strike out again on trying to acquire LeBron James 1142
Sean Keane @seankeane.bsky.social · 25/07/2026I wrote about Tony Vitello and paid tribute to some of the angriest, meanest, and most argumentative rookie managers in baseball history. Tony V. has a long way to go. 141
Sean Keane @seankeane.bsky.social · 24/07/2026I wrote about how for years, the Golden State Warriors have ignored the signals that LeBron James just isn't that into them. www.goldenstateofmind.com/warriors-fre...goldenstateofmind.comDoomed pursuit of LeBron James finally ends for Golden State WarriorsWarriors strike out again on trying to acquire LeBron James 360
Reposted by Sean KeaneMcCovey Chronicles @mccoveychronicles.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Is it worth watching the Giants? No, probably not. So here are some other things to watch, from @seankeane.bsky.socialmccoveychronicles.comCincinnati Reds have strikeout legend in Eugenio SuarezEugenio Suarez continues to climb all-time strikeouts list 084
Reposted by Sean KeaneMcCovey Chronicles @mccoveychronicles.bsky.social · 21/07/2026bad game, good @seankeane.bsky.social recapmccoveychronicles.comRoyals answer SF Giants 9th inning comeback with walk-off buntSqueeze bunt sinks Giants in bottom of the 9th against Kansas City Royals 0111
Sean Keane @seankeane.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Does Yamal bathe Messi on the pitch before or after the trophy presentation? 1508
Sean Keane @seankeane.bsky.social · 14/07/2026I thought Wojo coaching the Utah Jazz was the whitest possible NBA development until he literally started slapping the floor. 060
Sean Keane @seankeane.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Very relieved to know that Belle Burden retained possession of her $400K key to a private Martha’s Vineyard beach after her divorce. #GirlBoss #LeanIn 010
Sean Keane @seankeane.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Both coaches in England-Norway look like they’d have real problems with Indiana Jones. 030
Sean Keane @seankeane.bsky.social · 11/07/2026They just subbed in two more Caucasians. We are witnessing history. 0101
Sean Keane @seankeane.bsky.social · 11/07/2026OKC Thunder putting out an all-white lineup to start Summer League, unprecedented stuff. 150
Sean Keane @seankeane.bsky.social · 10/07/2026I am fairly sure I was the only fan at Summer League reading Belle Burden’s “Strangers” during timeouts. 120
Sean Keane @seankeane.bsky.social · 10/07/2026He could have killed him. That’s pure out of control rage and violence, Bam Adebayo. 020
Reposted by Sean KeaneBeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 10/07/2026had an Algerian Uber driver yesterday, asked him who he liked in the match, he said "well, the French killed my grandfather, but I really don't like Moroccans." 252926277
Sean Keane @seankeane.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Felt terrible for the kid I was sitting behind at Summer League, who was wearing a very nice Walter Clayton, Jr. Utah Jazz jersey. That’s gonna kill at Coachella in 20 years, buddy! 000
Reposted by Sean Keanekyleayers.bsky.social @kyleayers.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Not saying that game was stolen from Egypt but it is now on display at museum in London. 160144802890
Sean Keane @seankeane.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I still contend that Matt Freese’s worst decision of the World Cup happened in the barber’s chair, not the pitch. 041
Sean Keane @seankeane.bsky.social · 07/07/2026After the NBA Finals and the World Cup, we really need the president at the World Series wearing a Dodgers cap this year. 081
Sean Keane @seankeane.bsky.social · 07/07/2026“You hire a Spurs guy to coach the team, he’s going to Spurs it up.” - My dad #Arsenal #StTotteringhamsDay 070
Sean Keane @seankeane.bsky.social · 06/07/2026I rewatched Independence Day for the 4th and my main takeaway was that Jeff Goldblum’s office has a Fruitopia vending machine. 190
Sean Keane @seankeane.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Trump gets a red card suspended for a soccer player yet Obama didn’t do anything when Draymond Green got suspended in the Finals? #notmypresident 190
Reposted by Sean KeaneGot CTE from Playing Peek a boo @doubledoinkrigged.bsky.social · 04/07/2026FIFA cuts to VAR review and its just slow motion footage of you struggling to get the top off a jar of Lao Gon Ma chili crisp 19920
Sean Keane @seankeane.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Even though it’s July 4th, my wife doesn’t like it when I refer to her boobs as Benjamin Franklin and Paul Revere. 010
Sean Keane @seankeane.bsky.social · 26/06/2026I stand by my claim that the Giants have America's Worst Bullpen. 2234
Sean Keane @seankeane.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Thrilled that Scotland fans will be discovering mezcal next week when the team heads to Mexico. 080
Sean Keane @seankeane.bsky.social · 21/06/2026In honor my father and his commitment to always keeping an “emergency shirt” in the trunk of his car (that emergency is sweating), I am employing a three-shirt roster for my flight back to America. 060
Sean Keane @seankeane.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Update from Harry Styles show at Wembley: No lines for the men’s room! 120
Reposted by Sean Keanebrandon @flurryfrom30.bsky.social · 20/06/2026the giants pitching staff had been continuously debating on whether or not to wear a certain hat for WEEKS. no wonder they can’t hold a lead. is meccage just asking them how the hat debate is going every time he goes to the mound in may? 2245
Reposted by Sean KeaneMorgan @mport25.bsky.social · 19/06/2026The USMNT can't park the bus because our country lacks the funding for public transportation. 141634333
Reposted by Sean Keanelauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 18/06/2026pulling this shit in indie ball is grim. hating gay people so much you'd rather go back to working at autozone than be a professional athlete is insane 856241945
Sean Keane @seankeane.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Crossed into London and suddenly everyone’s wearing a bra again. #ViveLaFrance 110
Sean Keane @seankeane.bsky.social · 16/06/2026I had to watch Alexi Lalas talk shit about France in front of Thierry Henry twice because I was distracted by his INSANE combover the first time. 020
Sean Keane @seankeane.bsky.social · 16/06/2026I missed a lot of this while in Europe but it’s crazy that three pitchers as bad as Ryan Walker, JT Brubaker, and Sam Hentges decided to flex their homophobic beliefs on Pride Night. They could not be more disposable as middle relievers who can’t even throw strikes. 250