da birchman @brch.mn · 1hfeel like people will get mad at me for this one, but here it goes: alan cumming is a magesterial host, but US Traitors is otherwise completely lifeless and nearly unwatchable 110
Reposted by da birchmanBrad Lander @bradlander.bsky.social · 3hWhat a delight to meet Minnesota’s next great U.S. Senator @peggyflanagan.bsky.social! 215518
Reposted by da birchmanBrian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 8hthe lowdown was my favorite new tv series in... maybe years, so i'm very happy it's coming back with a slew of new faces sprinkled in plenty of time to rip through season one before the season two premiere if you wanna get caught up 6262
Reposted by da birchmanBrian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 8hgood show back soon www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGd9...youtube.comThe Lowdown | Season 2 Official Trailer | FXYouTube video by FX Networks 39213
da birchman @brch.mn · 9hjohnny k on nba champion karl-anthony towns, we used to pray for times like these www.nytimes.com/athletic/761...nytimes.comKarl-Anthony Towns had the last laugh. And he’s not done smiling yetFor years, Towns heard he was too soft to win. Now an NBA champion, he's savoring the vindication — and the joy that got him here. 000
da birchman @brch.mn · 22hyes I am a sore loser and yes I do, completely independently from that, despise the new york liberty. two things can be true 1112
Reposted by da birchmanLindsey Boylan @lindseyboylan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026This man is a monster. He seeks out women survivors because he hates them. And he hates them because he hates himself. He has harassed me and other women survivors many times over the years. It must end. He should never have a job anywhere. 12478591955
Reposted by da birchmanSherrod Brown @sherrodbrownoh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026NEW AD: Listen to this sh*t. 36788292742
da birchman @brch.mn · 29/09/2026Apparently all the NFL has to do to avoid liability for their role in the sports gambling epidemic is air a cheaply made commercial with Kurt Warner lifelessly explaining that if you can't afford to gamble then simply don't do it 000
da birchman @brch.mn · 28/09/2026I mean this completely complimentarily: between the significantly oversized hoodie and the durag, Ant looks like a ninja turtle 170
Reposted by da birchmanIn Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 26/09/2026After a long day at the aquarium, the otters help tidy their toys away. Payment is made promptly and entirely in ice cubes. 329184563850
Reposted by da birchmanlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 25/09/2026"china is charging their cars in less time than it takes you to fill up your F-150" is the kind of banal jingoism i always assumed would get us finally kicking it up a notch on serious infrastructure buildout but we were a lot more directly addicted to gasoline in addition to racism than i thought 794363852
Reposted by da birchmanOtto von Biz Markie @donachaidh.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Lol my buddy just sent me another angle and it's somehow even more ridiculous 372211619
Reposted by da birchmanda birchman @brch.mn · 10/09/2026now that it's been 25 years, we're retiring 'never forget' re: 9/11 and introducing 'get over it' 021
da birchman @brch.mn · 11/09/2026I'm over the Coco Gauff loss. I'm thinking about other things (why isn't Heléne Yorke in more stuff) 000
da birchman @brch.mn · 10/09/2026now that it's been 25 years, we're retiring 'never forget' re: 9/11 and introducing 'get over it' 021
da birchman @brch.mn · 07/09/2026craziest bootleg merch I saw at the fair was a #44 (?) Karl-Anthony Towns "Prince" jersey 120
Reposted by da birchmanAmy @lolennui.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Profile pic of someone you follow on Twitter in 2011, they work at homegoods in toledo and go viral every day 11316
Reposted by da birchmanYour friend Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 02/09/2026this will only ever be used to ban people the mods don't like and won't do anything to lessen harassment 0101
Reposted by da birchmanphilb @phillipbankss.bsky.social · 30/08/2026not a criticism but they changed foghorn leghorn's eye shape on his model to look more... sultry. they made him sexier than he was previously 2072095
da birchman @brch.mn · 28/08/2026Wait, Lea Thompson is her mom and she's engaged to Jimmy Tatro? She's living my dream life fr 000
da birchman @brch.mn · 28/08/2026every so often bluesky glitches and shows that I have 30+ notifications despite not having posted much lately and it immediately fills me with an indescribable dread. that's probably fine, though. 240
Reposted by da birchmandr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 28/08/2026this is the specific moment that prompted my post about dems doing pointless things yesterday. for those claiming this isn't happening, please do reflect on this a second. this guy's top priority when returning to congress is a resolution with maga mike lawler condemning piker 2369095
Reposted by da birchmanUrineInTeapot @demilardner.bsky.social · 27/08/2026WELL. HERE IT IS youtu.be/uLFVQhip93k?...youtu.beDates and Apes | Broden Kelly and Tom WalkerYouTube video by Grouse House 21582113
Reposted by da birchmanmore mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 11/03/2025have to figure trump's gonna rename lake ontario soon 851065
Reposted by da birchmanVery Dumb Idiot @verydumbidiot.bsky.social · 27/08/2026"what if Julius Randle never passed" is such a powerful concept 131
da birchman @brch.mn · 27/08/2026The problem with Jonathan Kuminga is that he's not very good at basketball. And he doesn't play anywhere close to the role the Wolves need him to. But whatever, it's better than anything else they could do at this point. 440
da birchman @brch.mn · 25/08/2026once I put the finishing touches on the alpha version (coming soon!) of my most recent iteration of Throwdown, an NBA-themed competitive card game I'm developing in Godot, I'm going to go to the league and tell them it's basically worth this many trillions 020
Reposted by da birchmanAlex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Dolly Parton, among a thousand other amazing things she did in her life, gifted over 330 million books to kids through her Imagination Library program. Her passing is a tremendous loss to the world, but you can support the program today to keep it going imaginationlibrary.comimaginationlibrary.comDolly Parton's Imagination Library | USA, UK, IE, CA, AUDolly Parton’s Imagination Library is a book gifting program that mails free books to children from birth until they begin school in participating areas. 45121565980
Reposted by da birchmanScreamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I do not think certain liberal pockets have the stomach for even half of what an effective Truth and Reconciliation process would look like 1192677324
da birchman @brch.mn · 20/08/2026Valkyries putting up one of the most impressive brick laying performances I've ever seen. Respect. 130
da birchman @brch.mn · 19/08/2026KAT and Jordyn Woods had Sweet Martha's at their wedding??? Michele Tafoya wishes she were this Minnesotan 070
da birchman @brch.mn · 18/08/2026REACHER (S1): hell yeah REACHER (S2): what REACHER (S3): what??? REACHER (2 eps into S4): hell yeah 110
da birchman @brch.mn · 18/08/2026completely baffling and inexplicable AI ad for Undertale's "THE DETERHTIUIJTOK GYMPHORY WORLD TOUR" in a sidebar ad on a Twitch video 000
da birchman @brch.mn · 17/08/2026okay but what does this mean for the future of Running Point on Netflix 141
Reposted by da birchmanRep. Leigh Finke @leighfinke.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I love Minnesota more now than I could possibly imagine loving a place on a map. Anyone embarrassed by this love of neighbor should not represent us in the Senate.yahoo.comMichele Tafoya: 'It's Embarrassing To Tell People' she's from MinnesotaMichele Tafoya: 'It's Embarrassing To Tell People' she's from Minnesota 1718216
da birchman @brch.mn · 13/08/2026After review, while there is some incidental shuffling, Slacksman manages to keep his pivot foot intact throughout the entirety of his action. By definition, this is NOT traveling, and the call on the floor is UPHELD. 031
Reposted by da birchmanPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 12/08/2026You gonna burn, burn, burn, burn, burn it to the wick Ooh, 423729
da birchman @brch.mn · 12/08/2026God it's gonna feel so good watching the Lynx dump the Fever into the trash can at whatever stage of the playoffs they eventually meet 040
da birchman @brch.mn · 09/08/2026as a rapper, Heems was always overshadowed by KOOL AD to me. but the two albums he released in 2024 -- Lafandar and Veena (plus Swet Shop Boys stuff, which had some bangers too) -- were unbelievably good and criminally underrated. I know that's not the point here, but I wanted to tip my cap. 100
Reposted by da birchmanFaine Greenwood @faineg.com · 09/08/2026imagine a future where *we* appropriate the vicious symbolism of ICE in a merciless crack-down billionaires and the MAGA class: fancy production value videos of bashing down their fancy doors, slapping bags over their spray-tanned heads, black helicopters, shattered ugly gold homewares, etc etc 1212369353
da birchman @brch.mn · 08/08/2026Diane's Place for brunch into extremely efficient early voting in the DFL primary then back home to catch the end of the Lynx game. (smiling through it all, can't believe this is my life, etc etc) 140
da birchman @brch.mn · 06/08/202693% of all airplanes in the world are stuck on the tarmac at O'Hare 010
da birchman @brch.mn · 06/08/2026Ted Lasso kills a guy in the new season of his show and gets away with it completely 130
