Anderson Hooper @andersonhooper.bsky.social · 9hThe Mike Tomlin Minecraft thing is one the best events in sports history. I'm gobsmacked about it 010
Anderson Hooper @andersonhooper.bsky.social · 22hTying a balloon to Spider-Man's car was a big hit. No I did not get to play with it 030
Anderson Hooper @andersonhooper.bsky.social · 02/10/2026My dream job is college head coach who was run out of town after several losing seasons and despite my eight-figure buyout 2143
Anderson Hooper @andersonhooper.bsky.social · 02/10/2026It's not his bday anymore but he's addicted to the happy birthday song and candle routine. We've done it four times. We have plenty more cake and thus several more "birthdays" to go 040
Anderson Hooper @andersonhooper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026My toddler son is like Donald Trump in that I'll use the Socratic method and have him logically cornered but nothing sticks to him because he does not respect reason 220
Anderson Hooper @andersonhooper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026It's so cool that breweries sell THC infused drinks now. I want to have a good time chatting with my friends then feel like a stupid weirdo whom everyone's staring at in about 45 minutes 020
Anderson Hooper @andersonhooper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Fantasy commissioners should have a statutory right to get injunctive relief against owners who aren't doing what they're supposed to 010
Anderson Hooper @andersonhooper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026"Chaos is a ladder" I whisper to myself as I cut three minutes off my arrival time with effective zipper merging at a lane closure 010
Anderson Hooper @andersonhooper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026This girl is doing irrevocable damage to pitbulls' vicious reputation by hiding under the bed all day bc there's balloons around and one time one popped and scared her 231
Anderson Hooper @andersonhooper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026My partner got a truly weird amount of healthcare company swag mailed to her for some reason and we were like "Fuck this is a burden." But it included these squishy balls that the toddler can throw in the house as hard as he wants. He cherishes them. Thank you Partners Health Management 010
Anderson Hooper @andersonhooper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Me a few weeks ago: Damnit I scheduled August's bday party during OU-Georgia Me yesterday: What incredible foresight I had 020
Anderson Hooper @andersonhooper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026If I tell the toddler something cool that happened to me he'll tell it back to me but swap himself for me Me: Earlier a butterfly landed on my back and rode on me Him [thinking]: Today a butterfly walked on my back and was my friend 010
Anderson Hooper @andersonhooper.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Secret Service ushers our dumbass President to the bathroom for a diaper change and alters the national championship picture 110
Anderson Hooper @andersonhooper.bsky.social · 26/09/2026She has the sweetest little face I've ever seen 010
Anderson Hooper @andersonhooper.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Remember when the GOP ginned up a panic about the "migrant caravan" and CNN was giving moment-to-moment updates on its whereabouts. That was a telling time about a lot of things 000
Anderson Hooper @andersonhooper.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I remember thinking The Office (UK) was funny when I watched it 20 years ago (the year Ricky Gervais tragically died from choking on some gross beans) but it's six total hours. This is generous 110
Anderson Hooper @andersonhooper.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I'm one of these ppl and I very much know I'm doing it but still can't stop 030
Anderson Hooper @andersonhooper.bsky.social · 24/09/2026It's funny when they say someone is an "involved dad." Yeah he's super involved. Physically AND mentally present on a regular basis 010
Anderson Hooper @andersonhooper.bsky.social · 23/09/2026As elections near I do find myself, not without some embarrassment, libbing out here and therestatic.klipy.comRussell Westbrook Courtside at NBA Opening NightALT: Russell Westbrook Courtside at NBA Opening Night 010
Reposted by Anderson HooperTW @twesq.bsky.social · 20/09/2026this is fantastic and I learned something new 562872427
Anderson Hooper @andersonhooper.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Great discussion of my numero uno all-time album podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...podcasts.apple.comDJ Wally Sparks on ATLiens at 30: The Album That Made OutKast Legends | 09.22Podcast Episode · The Right Time with Bomani Jones · September 22 · 54m 000
Anderson Hooper @andersonhooper.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Guy who homeschools his kids to their great detriment but is still pissed off about COVID school closures: just got a chuckle out of the fact that there must be many such cases of this guy 010
Anderson Hooper @andersonhooper.bsky.social · 22/09/2026When I was in 5th grade, I wanted to go to the private school nearby bc I wanted to ride my bike to school (I was stupid). My mom heard me out but talked me out of it. I know now I dodged a bullet. I'd be a different person 000
Anderson Hooper @andersonhooper.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Good numbers here for Dark Woke but we can and must do better 110
Anderson Hooper @andersonhooper.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Judge emailed me about a proposed order I submitted two months ago, which she asked me to revise by taking out "extraneous" things I included bc she told me in the hearing to include them (which she's since forgotten saying bc it's been two months). Being a judge would be so cool 130
Anderson Hooper @andersonhooper.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Millions of Americans: I disapprove of Trump. I voted for him a second time bc I needed more confirmation that he's a bad president but now I have that confirmation Me [pondering how the country is fucked for decades bc of Trump]: Cool I get that 010
Anderson Hooper @andersonhooper.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Going to get my oil changed imbues me with a feeling that I'm getting my shit together. Despite that I know I'm not 030
Anderson Hooper @andersonhooper.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Our kids are playing soccer together. Look how cute the Italian word for shin guards is 160
Anderson Hooper @andersonhooper.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Imagine purposely annoying the shit out of yourself like this 010
Anderson Hooper @andersonhooper.bsky.social · 17/09/2026No one actually knows what these do or mean. Scientists aren't close to an answer 230
Anderson Hooper @andersonhooper.bsky.social · 17/09/2026So funny that Macklemore called on Kraft to match his $1M donation to Palestinians and Kraft was like Actually Ed already asked me to match his donation that's double that. Of course I'm happy to. What's that? No yeah it's going to that region. You know, the crisis, and the people affected, yea them 110
Anderson Hooper @andersonhooper.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I've started wearing comfy sneakers with my business casual work clothes. It's utterly swaggerless but they feel good, I need shoes that easily slip off for daycare dropoff and pickup, and most of all, I've generally given up 010
Anderson Hooper @andersonhooper.bsky.social · 16/09/2026College football is so beautiful. Tons of ppl (losers) center their lives around their team. They obsess about it year-round. Hope spring eternal before each season. Then their team plays one game, loses, and those people have an existential meltdown and question the point of life on local radio 010
Anderson Hooper @andersonhooper.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Fucking pathetic that this big powerful country can be brought to its knees just by making our precious car juice more expensive 010
Anderson Hooper @andersonhooper.bsky.social · 16/09/2026If you're Sheeran and are gonna argue that you can't have politics because some of your fans are young, the absolute worst thing that could happen next is Ms. Rachel calling you a coward. The guy can't catch a break 020
Anderson Hooper @andersonhooper.bsky.social · 16/09/2026If you ask me for legal advice before 10am you're getting a 50% worse lawyer. You're getting someone who is doing his best but is literally dumb right now 010
Anderson Hooper @andersonhooper.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Erase the Ed Sheeran GOT scene from the archives @hbomax.bsky.social It was already weird that you did that 000
Anderson Hooper @andersonhooper.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Someone will say that Ed Sheeran has been "deplatformed" but that Robert Kraft wasn't doing cancel culture, he was simply making a business decision about whom to invite to his stadium 030
Anderson Hooper @andersonhooper.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Sincere shouts to this dude. I hadn't heard of him and read an article. He was doing gigs in bars two years ago, got discovered by a big Scottish artist and started touring with him last year. He's giving up a hell of a lot 150
Anderson Hooper @andersonhooper.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I'd love to never hear from Newsom again but please tell me we're not clearing the field for fucking Kamala 000
Anderson Hooper @andersonhooper.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I've spent no time in my long life thinking about Ed Sheeran but I can always make space in my heart for hate 010
Anderson Hooper @andersonhooper.bsky.social · 15/09/2026It's actually extremely fucked up that babies naturally say dada first 010
Anderson Hooper @andersonhooper.bsky.social · 14/09/2026"Kids don't belong at breweries." It's so cool how you're gatekeeping a place that isn't even yours 020
Anderson Hooper @andersonhooper.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Good news: OU got the stop they needed. Bad news: that means I have to watch more John Mateer 010
Anderson Hooper @andersonhooper.bsky.social · 12/09/2026When teams take a delay of game penalty to give their punter more room, I don't know why the penalty isn't always declined 020
Anderson Hooper @andersonhooper.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Offensive coordinators who refuse to run the dang ball twice in a row no matter how well it's going are the bane of my existence 100
Anderson Hooper @andersonhooper.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Someone put a Corona in the little free library 181
Anderson Hooper @andersonhooper.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Little man is starting soccer practice next week. I think I might cry 120
Anderson Hooper @andersonhooper.bsky.social · 11/09/2026The time after 9/11 was so crazy that I, who hated George Bush's guts, was quietly like "hell yeah" when he threw the first pitch over the plate. I'm not proud about it. We all had lost our minds is the thing 011
Anderson Hooper @andersonhooper.bsky.social · 10/09/2026There's lots of reasons Dems should support trans girls in sports but it's sufficient to say that no one should ever give a fucking inch to the genocidal bigots who have elevated this "issue" for reasons we don't have to guess at. If a politician is asked, it should suffice to describe those reasons 140
