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Jess 🏳️‍⚧️

@cloutier2012.bsky.social
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game dev, programmer, weeb. here for dumb jokes and gay shit (she/her, 31)

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🌑 @fell.energy · 17/08/2026
an american trying to refer to the concept of nothingness: this is a nothing burger
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Jadzia Axelrod 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @planetx.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
A panel from HAWKGIRL: ONCE UPON A GALAXY by Jadzia Axelrod, Amancay Nahuelpan,  Adriano Lucas, Alex Guimarães, Carrie Strachan, and Hassan Otsmane-Elhaou, with Galaxy speaking and the word balloon positioned as if she is saying the quoted post.
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Jess 🏳️‍⚧️ @cloutier2012.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
The question nobody ever asks is if a woodchuck could chuck wood, would it even want to?
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Ethan Kocak @ethankocak.com · 20/07/2026
This would be my Gremlins 3 pitch: set in the real world, during intense merger negotiations, the gremlins breach containment at WB and fuck up the entirety of both studios, ending up in charge of making all the movies, including their own sequel.
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
i'm the lou bega of knowing women's names
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Rami Ismail (رامي) @ramiismail.com · 16/06/2026
Game failure? Layoffs Game success? Layoffs Game delayed? Layoffs Game delivered? Layoffs Game announced? Layoffs Game unannounced? Layoffs Game good? Layoffs Game bad? Layoffs Game AI? Layoffs Game no-AI? Layoffs Game hated? Layoffs Game beloved? Layoffs Money cares more for layoffs than games.
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 07/06/2026
Here's an easter egg in the new Lego Batman that I think all of you will REALLY appreciate. It's so good, I had to make a video.
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Jess 🏳️‍⚧️ @cloutier2012.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Thinking about the fact that Hello Kitty is 5 apples tall but only weighs 3 apples. Why is this girl less dense than an apple
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chelsea bridge 🩸 @secretaboutbox.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
the solution to software development is not more code faster the solution to software development is not more code faster the solution to software development is not more code faster
bart simpson at a blank chalkboard
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
oh they’re doing one now. never mind
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Sarah Z @sarahz.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Hey. Don't cry. 1,000,000,000 transgender furries on earth, ok?
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Thinking about why women might not want to use a product that has forced itself into every software interface to confidently shout things that are wrong
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
*first day at my new marketing job* Me: Toblertwo Toblerone executives: Holy fuck
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
if my fine one-decade-older-than-me boss said this to me in front of her icy hypercompetent sapphic protégé I would. develop symptoms
Janeway saying "can you find a way out?" she looks good as hell and you can also see seven of nine out of focus in the backgroundTom Paris saying "there's hundreds of corridors." chakotay is also there unfortunatelytom saying "it's like a maze." there was also another shot of him saying "I don't know" before the corridors line, but the subtitles didn't line up for me to get it all in. You can only do four pictures. Life is full of these little compromises. chakotay is again there, unfortunatelyJaneway saying "well, be a good rat and find us the cheese, hmm?"
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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 12/03/2026
this is a radical position but I believe that if you are a person of integrity you should not be using far right wing propaganda websites owned by sociopaths
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Elon Musk's X Rots Your Brain
Data indicates that Elon Musk's X algorithms indisputably drive users into right wing propaganda rabbit holes from which they may not be able to untether themselves.
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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Big titted goth bimbos for the communist revolution
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Scott 𐚁 🦇 Cave 🦇 @hellabarnes.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
no, I said I wanted a tradewife. like a union electrician
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online identity crisis stacy @stacy.is.relentlessly.online · 12/07/2025
trans willa wonka excited about hrt: try the balls, they taste like pussy
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
What we need in these difficult times is a new type of ooze or goo
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Val 🏳️‍⚧️ @valondar.bsky.social · 01/07/2024
Happy July 1st everybody
Nichelle Nichols as Uhura in Star Trek III: The Search for Spock pointing a phaser while wearing the red TWOK Starfleet uniform. Caption: Now get in the closet.
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Josephine Riesman @josie.zone · 08/06/2025
I was today years old when I learned that John Mayer is the heir to the Oscar Mayer hot dog fortune. Now, it's not exactly "true," but I learned it, nonetheless, and plan to confuse and disinform people for the rest of my life
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Mia Moore @miamoore.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
happy pride month to all the pathetic little faggots in my phone I hope you choke on a dick you worthless fucking low lifes
Vanessa Bayer posting a self deprecating selfie in I Think You Should Leave
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Dennis Q @quartermoose.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Pride Month
A page from X-Men with a quote from Magneto: “You cannot wish us away. You cannot ignore us. We are your children.”
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MP83 @mp83.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Actual screenshot from Mega Man II for the Game Boy. Mega Man is amused.
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✨️Angel Facts✨️ @angelic.style · 27/12/2024
transgender is like ferrari painting it red make it go faster
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"Geno" @genoforprez.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
One of the most frustrating things to me about AI, and frankly with all tech, is this attitude that the tech sector ALWAYS has in the face of any concerns or pushback that's just, "Yeah, well, we're doing this, so get used to it."
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Scare-ah Colonthree @sarah.northsky.social · 24/12/2024
At the carred dealership straight piping it. And by it I mean my hondta element
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 05/08/2024
getting a breast augmentation but it's an augmentation in the cyberpunk sense aka my tits now shoot laser out the nipples and have the ability to hack into the mainframe
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✨️Angel Facts✨️ @angelic.style · 05/08/2024
i hope u dont like my posts just bc im hot. actually wait. i hope you do. i hope my sheer beauty and aesthetic prowess compels you to behave more strongly towards me than you otherwise would. i hope my countenance is enough to sway your opinion on any subject
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Jennifer X. Pumpkins 🎃 @jenyetagain.bsky.social · 05/05/2024
Wow, according to this BBC documentary on neanderthals they were so advanced as a culture that sometimes they would order ribs but the ribs were so big it tipped their car over.
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Jess 🏳️‍⚧️ @cloutier2012.bsky.social · 27/11/2023
What if you brought your car to the shop because the check engine light came on and they just opened the hood and went "yeah it's still in there"
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blossom 🌸 oct. 23 🍰 @theblossombratt.bsky.social · 19/10/2023
i am Realizing too many things this year. bimbos weren’t meant to be this self aware
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the corghoul from cowboy beBOO! 👻 @realqrampage.fightins.online · 19/10/2023
Being a woman online who likes to shitpost is so funny because every now and then a random dude doesn’t understand that you’re joking around, being a silly lil guy, and having a good time and he really thinks all your posts are literal and that you’re unintelligent
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Jess 🏳️‍⚧️ @cloutier2012.bsky.social · 19/10/2023
Sometimes I remember that the guy who made none pizza with left beef was also the creator of Young Sheldon and I don't know what to do with this information
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Razorblade Apples 🍎 @applecider.bsky.social · 15/10/2023
that shit was so hilarious, like the idea of women were faking it all to just snag a really, really onerous guy that would argue with other dudes about whether Gohan could beat Optimus Prime
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Jess 🏳️‍⚧️ @cloutier2012.bsky.social · 15/10/2023
There's a lot wrong with The Big Bang Theory (the show, not the actual theory), but the biggest problem is that in a group of 3 physicists and an engineer, only one of them was autistic
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abby. @abbyhorchata.bsky.social · 11/10/2023
borger
borg cube from star trek (badly photoshopped) with two burger buns. i hope the girls go crazy for this one
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chelsea bridge 🩸 @secretaboutbox.bsky.social · 06/10/2023
i think the best part about having tits is the tits
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chelsea bridge 🩸 @secretaboutbox.bsky.social · 03/10/2023
there's no rule that says a dog can't be speaker of the house
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Rose 🩷💜💙 @keporagebora.cryptidfucker.club · 26/09/2023
[me when I can only find my copy of Super Smash Bros for the Wii] fuck it, we brawl
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