Reposted by Jess 🏳️⚧️🌑 @fell.energy · 17/08/2026an american trying to refer to the concept of nothingness: this is a nothing burger 1167197
Jess 🏳️⚧️ @cloutier2012.bsky.social · 21/07/2026The question nobody ever asks is if a woodchuck could chuck wood, would it even want to? 000
Reposted by Jess 🏳️⚧️Ethan Kocak @ethankocak.com · 20/07/2026This would be my Gremlins 3 pitch: set in the real world, during intense merger negotiations, the gremlins breach containment at WB and fuck up the entirety of both studios, ending up in charge of making all the movies, including their own sequel. 68124
Reposted by Jess 🏳️⚧️Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 16/07/2026i'm the lou bega of knowing women's names 610511
Reposted by Jess 🏳️⚧️Rami Ismail (رامي) @ramiismail.com · 16/06/2026Game failure? Layoffs Game success? Layoffs Game delayed? Layoffs Game delivered? Layoffs Game announced? Layoffs Game unannounced? Layoffs Game good? Layoffs Game bad? Layoffs Game AI? Layoffs Game no-AI? Layoffs Game hated? Layoffs Game beloved? Layoffs Money cares more for layoffs than games. 8092522763
Reposted by Jess 🏳️⚧️Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 07/06/2026Here's an easter egg in the new Lego Batman that I think all of you will REALLY appreciate. It's so good, I had to make a video. 116123373966
Jess 🏳️⚧️ @cloutier2012.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Thinking about the fact that Hello Kitty is 5 apples tall but only weighs 3 apples. Why is this girl less dense than an apple 000
Reposted by Jess 🏳️⚧️chelsea bridge 🩸 @secretaboutbox.bsky.social · 06/06/2026the solution to software development is not more code faster the solution to software development is not more code faster the solution to software development is not more code faster 1524441
Reposted by Jess 🏳️⚧️Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 06/06/2026oh they’re doing one now. never mind 21112244
Reposted by Jess 🏳️⚧️Sarah Z @sarahz.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Hey. Don't cry. 1,000,000,000 transgender furries on earth, ok? 332614681
Reposted by Jess 🏳️⚧️Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Thinking about why women might not want to use a product that has forced itself into every software interface to confidently shout things that are wrong 6070181614
Reposted by Jess 🏳️⚧️Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 12/05/2026*first day at my new marketing job* Me: Toblertwo Toblerone executives: Holy fuck 718523
Reposted by Jess 🏳️⚧️Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 21/03/2026if my fine one-decade-older-than-me boss said this to me in front of her icy hypercompetent sapphic protégé I would. develop symptoms 7954214
Reposted by Jess 🏳️⚧️Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 12/03/2026this is a radical position but I believe that if you are a person of integrity you should not be using far right wing propaganda websites owned by sociopathskarlbode.comElon Musk's X Rots Your BrainData indicates that Elon Musk's X algorithms indisputably drive users into right wing propaganda rabbit holes from which they may not be able to untether themselves. 472052475
Reposted by Jess 🏳️⚧️🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 05/11/2025Big titted goth bimbos for the communist revolution 2438274
Reposted by Jess 🏳️⚧️Scott 𐚁 🦇 Cave 🦇 @hellabarnes.bsky.social · 11/07/2025no, I said I wanted a tradewife. like a union electrician 5987161971
Reposted by Jess 🏳️⚧️online identity crisis stacy @stacy.is.relentlessly.online · 12/07/2025trans willa wonka excited about hrt: try the balls, they taste like pussy 622433
Reposted by Jess 🏳️⚧️donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 04/07/2025What we need in these difficult times is a new type of ooze or goo 1515725
Reposted by Jess 🏳️⚧️Josephine Riesman @josie.zone · 08/06/2025I was today years old when I learned that John Mayer is the heir to the Oscar Mayer hot dog fortune. Now, it's not exactly "true," but I learned it, nonetheless, and plan to confuse and disinform people for the rest of my life 2526538
Reposted by Jess 🏳️⚧️Mia Moore @miamoore.bsky.social · 02/06/2025happy pride month to all the pathetic little faggots in my phone I hope you choke on a dick you worthless fucking low lifes 920612
Reposted by Jess 🏳️⚧️MP83 @mp83.bsky.social · 17/05/2025Actual screenshot from Mega Man II for the Game Boy. Mega Man is amused. 5761227
Reposted by Jess 🏳️⚧️✨️Angel Facts✨️ @angelic.style · 27/12/2024transgender is like ferrari painting it red make it go faster 918828
Reposted by Jess 🏳️⚧️"Geno" @genoforprez.bsky.social · 23/12/2024One of the most frustrating things to me about AI, and frankly with all tech, is this attitude that the tech sector ALWAYS has in the face of any concerns or pushback that's just, "Yeah, well, we're doing this, so get used to it." 733438
Reposted by Jess 🏳️⚧️Scare-ah Colonthree @sarah.northsky.social · 24/12/2024At the carred dealership straight piping it. And by it I mean my hondta element 1182
Reposted by Jess 🏳️⚧️yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 05/08/2024getting a breast augmentation but it's an augmentation in the cyberpunk sense aka my tits now shoot laser out the nipples and have the ability to hack into the mainframe 618821
Reposted by Jess 🏳️⚧️✨️Angel Facts✨️ @angelic.style · 05/08/2024i hope u dont like my posts just bc im hot. actually wait. i hope you do. i hope my sheer beauty and aesthetic prowess compels you to behave more strongly towards me than you otherwise would. i hope my countenance is enough to sway your opinion on any subject 3271
Reposted by Jess 🏳️⚧️Jennifer X. Pumpkins 🎃 @jenyetagain.bsky.social · 05/05/2024Wow, according to this BBC documentary on neanderthals they were so advanced as a culture that sometimes they would order ribs but the ribs were so big it tipped their car over. 1238149
Jess 🏳️⚧️ @cloutier2012.bsky.social · 27/11/2023What if you brought your car to the shop because the check engine light came on and they just opened the hood and went "yeah it's still in there" 000
Reposted by Jess 🏳️⚧️blossom 🌸 oct. 23 🍰 @theblossombratt.bsky.social · 19/10/2023i am Realizing too many things this year. bimbos weren’t meant to be this self aware 2273
Reposted by Jess 🏳️⚧️the corghoul from cowboy beBOO! 👻 @realqrampage.fightins.online · 19/10/2023Being a woman online who likes to shitpost is so funny because every now and then a random dude doesn’t understand that you’re joking around, being a silly lil guy, and having a good time and he really thinks all your posts are literal and that you’re unintelligent 1654257
Jess 🏳️⚧️ @cloutier2012.bsky.social · 19/10/2023Sometimes I remember that the guy who made none pizza with left beef was also the creator of Young Sheldon and I don't know what to do with this information 010
Reposted by Jess 🏳️⚧️Razorblade Apples 🍎 @applecider.bsky.social · 15/10/2023that shit was so hilarious, like the idea of women were faking it all to just snag a really, really onerous guy that would argue with other dudes about whether Gohan could beat Optimus Prime 1576
Jess 🏳️⚧️ @cloutier2012.bsky.social · 15/10/2023There's a lot wrong with The Big Bang Theory (the show, not the actual theory), but the biggest problem is that in a group of 3 physicists and an engineer, only one of them was autistic 120
Reposted by Jess 🏳️⚧️chelsea bridge 🩸 @secretaboutbox.bsky.social · 06/10/2023i think the best part about having tits is the tits 1722049
Reposted by Jess 🏳️⚧️chelsea bridge 🩸 @secretaboutbox.bsky.social · 03/10/2023there's no rule that says a dog can't be speaker of the house 3134594
Reposted by Jess 🏳️⚧️Rose 🩷💜💙 @keporagebora.cryptidfucker.club · 26/09/2023[me when I can only find my copy of Super Smash Bros for the Wii] fuck it, we brawl 0102