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@abbyhorchata.bsky.social
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abby. @abbyhorchata.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
well, im glad that my medication is somewhat helping with my chronic pain, but why must it be in exchange for not being able to sleep or work! and im still struggling to move. this body sucks!!
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abby. @abbyhorchata.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i have a theory that every tattoo shop has "walk ins welcome" signs to seem hospitable, but the walk ins aren't actually welcome. ive never tested this im just going off vibes.
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abby. @abbyhorchata.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
wow primetime was a great movie! im so excited to go on the internet to see what others thought about it. im sure everyone understood the movie and will be very normal about this.
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Circ @tinyicecat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This news is important because all the fucks out there actively attempting to wreck the world want you to think that the work is hopeless and just mitigating the worst case scenario. It's not. Fucking keep going.
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abby. @abbyhorchata.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i was going to quit social media but i can't now. its fat bear week
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abby. @abbyhorchata.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
the names on this season of king of drag are so funny
drag king named "papi culo"drag king named "twinka masala"drag king named "lollygag"drag king just named "trade"
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abby. @abbyhorchata.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
no you don't understand i dont want a roth ira i dont want to invest i want to be able to buy 2 dozen oysters right now
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abby. @abbyhorchata.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
ed sheeran hasn't done his cancelled boy alt right rebrand yet. i wonder what's taking so long.
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abby. @abbyhorchata.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
job market so bad i get excited when i get a rejection letter because at least the AI flagged my application and i wasn't ghosted
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abby. @abbyhorchata.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
crashing out bc i earned it ❤️
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Anna Gifty @itsafronomics.blacksky.app · 19/09/2026
lol imo the play is to put the racist/sexist thing out to speak to one consumer, but then to backtrack to speak to another. Rinse and repeat.
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Anna Gifty @itsafronomics.blacksky.app · 19/09/2026
It's very clear that companies are generating racist and sexist controversy as a brand strategy, e.g., Sydney Sweeney, Converse.
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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abby. @abbyhorchata.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
i can't talk here. meet me at my poptropica island
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abby. @abbyhorchata.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
guy who invented texas roadhouse: we'll have really good steak but absolutely awful ambiance i want it loud i want people to feel like they're babysitting 20 toddlers
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abby. @abbyhorchata.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
how long do we think it'll take for tubi to suck? i give them 1 year
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abby. @abbyhorchata.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
sorry i cant today, im going to spend my time liking hate comments on instagram
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abby. @abbyhorchata.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
not to say something we already know but oh my fucking god. the price of groceries is so bad.
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abby. @abbyhorchata.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
queening out with the woman who called me to schedule my MRIs. i love womanhood
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abby. @abbyhorchata.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
seeing halloween decor everywhere when its 100 degrees outside is so weird. on the bright side, i can dress slutty for halloween without getting cold i guess
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abby. @abbyhorchata.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
i unfollowed kennedy davenport on instagram. its a sad day.
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abby. @abbyhorchata.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
gaining weight: 🙂 gaining weight in the right places: 😀 but none of my clothes fit me anymore: 😬 and clothes is expensive: ☹️
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abby. @abbyhorchata.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
god i wish i was on isle delfino right now
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
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abby. @abbyhorchata.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
fashion died when they invented open toe boots
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abby. @abbyhorchata.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
*exhausted, through tears* and if youuu cann belieeeeve it,
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abby. @abbyhorchata.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
DONT watch dvds or vhs with me. ill force us to watch the ads in the beginning (its nostalgic for me)
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abby. @abbyhorchata.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
*exhausted, through tears* and if youuu cann belieeeeve it,
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abby. @abbyhorchata.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
sorry for being so absent i've been busy with my minecraft world
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abby. @abbyhorchata.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
i dont think ive ever had tofu that wasn't extra firm. is extra firm the standard for tofu? i dont think something with the word "extra" in the name should be considered the standard
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Jack Bernhardt @jackbern.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
love them or loathe them, there's one thing you can't deny about the Argentinian football team: they're a bunch of cunts
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abby. @abbyhorchata.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
if there's a draw maybe both countries can take turns having the world cup. like divorced parents
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gary’s anatomy @sablaah.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
shakira rocks. she shouldn’t have to pay taxes
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abby. @abbyhorchata.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
shakira looking like the sexy fish from shark tale my goodness
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abby. @abbyhorchata.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
not even a health crisis could make people hate taco bell
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abby. @abbyhorchata.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
seeking healthcare as a woman is really easy actually! you first have to try 12 different things that aren't even approved to treat your condition in hopes that they somehow maybe help your symptoms in some way. once you've tried and hated them all, they MIGHT consider you for surgery.
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
please be patient with me, i wasn’t listening
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abby. @abbyhorchata.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
your wheelchair user friends see your jokes about gregg abbott btw i hope y'all know
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
turns out they didn't give a shit about women's sports
An article titled "After Pushing Anti- Trans Laws to 'Protect Women's Sports', Project 2025's Heritage Foundation Now Wants Women's Sports Gone to 'Assist Fertility"
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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I’m saddened to announce the passing of my work colleague, The Zodiac Killer. While we were often on opposing sides of the business, I always enjoyed his silly little scavenger hunts.
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abby. @abbyhorchata.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
there are people keeping crumbl in business. isn't that scary
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abby. @abbyhorchata.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
when i became chronically ill they didn't warn me that i would start groaning constantly. this chronic illness shit has me moaning like a minecraft zombie.
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abby. @abbyhorchata.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
i want to hear one of the love island contestants say "conscience"
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abby. @abbyhorchata.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
i'm addicted to doomscrolling again and do you know how awkward it is to try to explain a video you've seen to someone who hasn't seen it yet? im saying sentences like "have you seen that video of that parrot that likes brooms??"
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abby. @abbyhorchata.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
mitch mcconnell can very easily prove everyone wrong btw
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abby. @abbyhorchata.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
what do dragons want so much gold for? is there a dragon store???
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abby. @abbyhorchata.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
look i hate influencers as much as the next person but .. i think this is another trend to hate women. sorry to ruin the fun.
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abby. @abbyhorchata.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
everyone hated the minions you can't pretend like you like them again signed, a REAL minions fan
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abby. @abbyhorchata.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
how many fucking straws did you put on this camel
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