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Sam Clayton

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I was born a no-goodnik, and I’ll die a no-goodnik.

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Sam Clayton @claytonravine.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
www.maptap.gg October 3 100🎯 97🔥 98🔥 96🔥 95🏅 Final score: 966
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Sam Clayton @claytonravine.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
www.maptap.gg October 2 100🎯 100🎯 100🎯 95🏅 92🏆 Final score: 961
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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Me and my friends would've killed the drunken Evri robot with hammers, I can tell you that much.
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Sam Clayton @claytonravine.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
www.maptap.gg September 27 100🎯 83🌟 100🎯 97🏅 90🎉 Final score: 944
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John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 18/09/2026
What on earth is happening?
  This had become the new normal. RNLI crew members had been forced to take their permits off their cars after their tyres have been repeatedly slashed. Most of them have been pilloried at the school gates or turned away from local pubs. One man who worked in search and rescue had been beaten unconscious and hospitalised, recognised for TV interviews he had done.
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Andy Dawson @andydawson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
England 2026. Volunteers who save people from dying in the sea are being repeatedly attacked by an organised group who very much want people to die in the sea. England 2026.
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Sam Clayton @claytonravine.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Pakistan says hello, you dim, fascist war criminal.
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The Secret Barrister @barristersecret.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
If early release can be altered so as to exempt homicide offences, it should be. Prisoners who have caused the gravest harm should be among the last to benefit from the overcrowding crisis. But carving out exceptions for individual prisoners in response to media campaigns is weak and unprincipled.
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Sam Clayton @claytonravine.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Now taken.
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Sam Clayton @claytonravine.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Reduced, grab yourself a bargain and a laugh
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Sam Clayton @claytonravine.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Two face value dress circle tickets for Cole Escola starring in Oh, Mary! at the Trafalgar theatre tonight. Open to offers www.twickets.live/app/block/71...
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Sam Clayton @claytonravine.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Two face value dress circle tickets for Cole Escola starring in Oh, Mary! at the Trafalgar theatre tonight. Open to offers www.twickets.live/app/block/71...
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Twickets
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Sam Clayton @claytonravine.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Obvs I love Miss Rachel, but Skinamarink creeps me out. Skinamarink sounds like a horror movie from the people that brought you The Babadook.
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Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Every fly in my house. Me:
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KJ Charles @kjcharleswriter.com · 24/07/2026
An origin story for a character whose origin story was told in full as a crucial part of the book. Good, good. Johnny Depp in A Tale Of Two Cities. This time we include Paris! Johnny Depp in Hamlet. Let's talk about his mother for once
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Jamie Smart @jamiesmart.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I’m 100% convinced we could trick Musk into committing to making a historically accurate Masters Of The Universe.
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Scott Innes @flyinginside.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Me at kick-off / Me at full-time
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David Squires @davidsquires.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
This is one of the worst football matches I have ever seen, and I support SWINDON.
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Dave Mathieson @tinydbass.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Me, a bellend: "this doesn't look sustainable" Tuchel, a tactical genius: "these Argentinan lads don't look like scoring, they keep missing by centimeters"
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Sam Clayton @claytonravine.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
#SouthgateIn
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Alex von Tunzelmann @alexvont.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I can’t believe nobody has pointed this out to him, since he’s been saying this for ages. So I’m afraid the only possible conclusion is that he’s a total cunt.
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Sam Clayton @claytonravine.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Jesus tittyfucking christ what a goal. Cabo Verde with the defining moment of this World Cup.
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Grantham Research Institute at LSE @granthamlse.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
We regret that our event on Extreme Heat: Improving governance and strengthening action around the world has been cancelled due to the red extreme heat warning issued by the UK Met Office. Our apologies to everyone who was planning to attend the event.
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Captain Howdy @captainhowdy.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
From this day in 2016. This single image reliably informed me of everything I would ever need to know about how much of a success Brexit was going to be.
Leave campaigners Michael Gove and Alexander de Pfeffel, both looking like they're about to give eulogies for their dead mothers, celebrate their victory with a look of complete dread. Gove is stood behind a lectern, trying not to cry, and de Pfeffel, with his hands clasped meekly at his waist, is staring at the floor as he prays for the ground to open up and swallow him. The banner behind them reads "Let's take back control". The Vote Leave logo sits beneath it.
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Adil Ray @adilray.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
If Muslims or members of the Asian and Black community had set fire to white people’s homes with children running for their lives, do you think we would be discussing legitimate concerns or focussing on who radicalised them and ideological and contributing cultural factors?
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
A karaoke bar but for acting. You and your friends get up on stage to perform movie scenes for strangers. Actually this might be the worst idea I've ever had. I'm putting myself under arrest.
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Sam Clayton @claytonravine.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
www.maptap.gg June 2 100🎯 96🏅 97🏅 91🎉 78👏 Final score: 897
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 02/06/2026
I assume Farage wont be blamed for this despite the "pure cold rage" on display.
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Farrukh @implausibleblog.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Left: Nigel Farage using the murder of Henry Nowak to sew division in society, "rights of white people matter less than ethnic minorities" Right: Henry Nowak's father, "We do not want his death used to create further division hated or tension"
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Waitman Wade Beorn, PhD, FRHistS @waitmanwbeorn.com · 20/05/2026
"Some of those who work forces are the same who burn crosses."
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Sam Clayton @claytonravine.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
www.maptap.gg May 20 98🔥 99🔥 100🎯 93👑 84🌟 Final score: 928
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Second Great Bisexual Awakening @suesswassersee.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I just don't think news about someone named Nigel Farage should be available outside of England. We need to quarantine
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Grace Freud @gracefreud.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
We have to stop them.
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I'm rad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
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Materialist Gnostic @walmsley.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
the only time Article V has been invoked was in response to 9/11
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Homer’s drunk postcard to Marge
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Sam Clayton @claytonravine.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Starmer is equating pro-Palestinian with antisemitism because right now it’s politically expedient. He isn’t stupid enough to actually believe it. And what of the far-right marches, another of which is planned for the 16th? Nothing.
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Sam Clayton @claytonravine.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Parsnip Troopers
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Richard Tice deputy leader of Reform ran four shell companies which did not pay any tax on profits between 2020 and 2022. He's now offering to "put things right". Go on then Richard - resign. www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...
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Tice ‘happy to put things right’ after ‘he failed to pay £100k in corporation tax’
Mr Tice said last year Angela Rayner would resign if she had “any moral decency” after admitting to underpaying stamp duty
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Sam Clayton @claytonravine.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
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David F. Sandberg @ponysmasher.social · 14/04/2026
I misread the headline as one movie and got very excited for a moment…
Headline on Hollywood Reporter that reads ”Paddington 4, Escape From New York' Reboot in the Works”
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Sam Clayton @claytonravine.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I guess preaching forgiveness could be construed as “weak on crime”
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BUCKERS @deathofbuckley.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
The world is just memes now x
JD Vance as Paddington and Viktor Orban as the queen mashed up with that mad watercolour where it looks like Padders is leading madge into the light
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Eric Columbus @ericcolumbus.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
The Pakistani Prime Minister who was the intermediary for the ceasefire tweeted yesterday that it included Lebanon
Shehbaz Sharif ‹
@CMShehbaz • 19h
With the greatest humility, I am pleased to announce that the Islamic Republic of Iran and the United States of America, along with their allies, have agreed to an immediate ceasefire everywhere including Lebanon and elsewhere,
EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY.
I warmly welcome the sagacious gesture and extend deepest gratitude to the leadership of both the countries and invite their delegations to Islamabad on Friday, 10th April 2026, to further negotiate for a conclusive agreement to settle all disputes.
Both parties have displayed remarkable wisdom and understanding and have remained constructively engaged in furthering the cause of peace and stability. We earnestly hope, that the
'Islamabad Talks' succeed in achieving sustainable peace and wish to share more good news in coming days!
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@JDVance @SecRubio
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@SEPeaceMissions @drpezeshkian
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Chris Addison @mrchrisaddison.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
God, these lovely, peaceful morning hours in Europe before that stupid cunt wakes up.
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Sam Clayton @claytonravine.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I look forward to the day that this cunt shits himself to death
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Zito @zeets.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
He lived through slavery and did nothing. Good riddance.
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Pirro also eager to lower the age of criminal responsibility for dalmatians
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
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