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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

not sure why I made this but now you have to see it

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clarkee.co.uk @clarkee.co.uk · 7h

This hits so hard.

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phil @philjamesson.com · 10h

as always when this is posted, i have to fondly remember the time someone stole this tweet word for word, including using my name as the punchline, then claimed it was just independent discovery

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Accidental CISO @accidentalciso.net · 12h

If your CISO isn't interesting, you have the wrong person.

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Alan @ukcougar.bsky.social · 11h

Just been thrown out of the pub. I didn't even get chance to Try Selection.

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Prasad Jallepalli, MD, PhD @prasad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

5 potatoes cubed is still 5 potatoes because potatoes are root vegetables

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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 22h

When you have no concept of how people engage with music

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I am not joking when I say this.
Spotify, Apple Music, and streaming in general is over.
Al music is now very, very good. You just don't know yet because all Al music circulating today is from ~2-3 generations ago.
Suno v6 pro et al has solved infinite personalized music.

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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 22h

Time for this classic again.

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Angus Dunican @angusdunican.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I am a dangerous man

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Ciaran Martin @ciaranm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I was wrong. It’s happening

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hockey bear dot space @hockeybear.space · 22/09/2026

Nothing to worry about. Our allies in England are developing Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Intelligence as we speak

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tweety fish @sifu.tweety.fish · 29/09/2026

HOW do you leave a song this good in a vault for FIFTY YEARS actually what is happening music.youtube.com/watch?v=o3HZ...

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I'm Into Livin'

YouTube video by Stevie Wonder - Topic

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Catalin Cimpanu @campuscodi.risky.biz · 29/09/2026

Two recently patched Citrix NetScaler zero-days are seeing widespread mass-exploitation after detailed write-ups and POCs were published on Monday www.greynoise.io/blog/swarmin... x.com/LupovisDefen... mastodon.social/@GossiTheDog...

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Swarming Against Citrix 0-Day Exploitation

On 24 September 2026, a malicious cyber actor (MCA) used 149.104.78.141 to attempt zero-day exploitation against a Citrix NetScaler Gateway. At the time, there were no CVE-specific detections for the ...

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b3ta @b3ta.com · 28/09/2026

B3ta newsletter 1000, out now "Only 66 issues until our Battle of Hastings special" * BUFFY'S SWEARING TELEPHONE - now works on mobile * GUESS THE SHOPPING - what price is milk? * BAD DINOSAURS - Netflix resurrects them b3ta.com/newsletter/i...

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B3TA newsletter: "ONLY 66 ISSUES UNTIL OUR BATTLE OF HASTINGS SPECIAL"

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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

you will encounter more opportunities in life to change the batteries on a smoke alarm than you will to run into a burning building and no one gives a shit you changed those batteries but it is still very important and why are you waiting on a burning building, know what i’m saying, it’s a metaphor

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Jacob @snoozyrests.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

AI could be disastrous for humanity if you view humanity as a profit margin and AI as the process of pissing money down the drain

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Joe Tidy BBC News @joetidy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Bizarre update/ twist in the FBI hack case. The hackers - Shiny Hunters - are now saying that they won't publish the stolen data on their darknet site and actually 'never intended to'. They sent me and other reporters this ridiculous statement saying the media 'took the story out of context'.

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Skybrush Threepwood @skybrush.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Next time I've done a shit job of something, I'm just going to tell people it's too dangerous to show them. The PowerPoint that I threw together last minute could actually pose a risk to humanity at large

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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

In the UK, Prince William has launched an anti-suicide campaign with the Premier League, whose every other ad is for gambling. Hey prince: how about you dust off some old dungeons & fill them with every gambling CEO & the celebs who endorse them & watch suicides plummet? EASY PEASY MATE

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Andree Toonk @atoonk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

This weekend’s project: DPDK + WireGuard 🤓 I wired wireguard-go up to my packetio library and got a single tunnel to ~30M pps clean, peaking 40M pps. That’s 70× what kernel WireGuard can do! Wrote it all up here if you’re into that kind of thing: toonk.io/wireguard-dp...

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WireGuard at 40 Mpps with DPDK, in Go

Over the last few months, I’ve been spending a lot of time experimenting with high-performance packet processing in Go. A lot of that work turned into packetio, one Go API for sending and receiving pa...

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

This is true. In 2016, I got into an argument with a gay man on a menswear forum. I've since made it my mission to make every man dress gay, thereby destroying his ability to tell who is actually gay and, ultimately, his chances of finding love. I built my social media following to achieve that goal

Someone on Twitter writes to me: "People should follow your advise if they want to look gay."

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Catalin Cimpanu @campuscodi.risky.biz · 26/09/2026

That Reddit rumor about Citrix notifying customers to take Netscaler servers offline because of actively exploited zero-days is apparently real: www.reddit.com/r/Citrix/com... Confirmation 1: mastodon.social/@GossiTheDog... Confirmation 2: www.linkedin.com/feed/update/...

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From the Citrix community on Reddit

Explore this post and more from the Citrix community

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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

cuth pube

A sign that attempts to spell out "the Cube pub" by shifting the B in Cube down with the PU right before it and TH before the E.

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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 26/09/2026

Whatever you do, don't smoke an entire brisket at a job interview, it's a lot of equipment to bring in, it takes a really long time to do it right and those conference rooms have notoriously poor ventilation

Someone smoking a brisket and poking it with a meat thermometer to see what the internal temperature is

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MickDundee58 @lairdmickd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

"I took two stuffed dogs on to the Antique Roadshow." "Oooh! said the Presenter; have you any idea what they would fetch if they were in good condition?" "Sticks, I said."

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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 25/09/2026

I have blamed The agents That hacked Your website And which You probably Reasonably thought I controlled Forgive me I am rich And unaccustomed To taking responsibility

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Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Vercel’s AI Gateway data makes it hard to argue any AI lab has a durable moat. Anthropic fell from 84% → 37% of spend while OpenAI grew from 10% → 24%. Open-weight models grew from 1% → 29%, causing over half of Anthropic’s losses. Developers are definitely in their token pinching era.

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Deth Veggie @dethveggie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

TRUTH. I very firmly believe that if you cannot pay every one of your employees a living wage, then you do not have a viable business model.

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

If you’re bitching to the UN about a Twitch streamer it’s safe to say your PR battle has taken the biggest of L’s

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Matthew Garrett @mjg59.eicar-test-file.zip · 25/09/2026

CISO is absolutely dumbfounded, looks at man and says "So what do you call this technology", man says "The Aristocrats" except the joke is that it's bearer tokens do you get the joke

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Netflix UK & Ireland {bot} @netflixuk.xmirror.bot · 24/09/2026

Here's your first look at CHARLIE BROOKER’S BLACKMERE ⬇️ A very, very, very, very, very serious crime thriller series about a tormented detective on a mission to catch a ritualistic serial killer before they run out of people to kill. Contains blood and frowning. Coming to Netflix early 2027.

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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Computer crimes are already illegal. I do not think “we knowingly deployed software we can’t control” is a legitimate defense against break those laws.

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