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Everything is awesome, sort of Orem, UT

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Bill Amend @billamend.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
From Oct 2011. Happy Pumpkin Pi season! Annual reminder: magnets of this strip are available on my store... store.foxtrot.com
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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Shane @shanecsmith.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So no man could ever find the ark, there at the crest of the… …never mind, I thought I had something, but now I can’t find it.
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Rep. Mark Pocan @pocan.house.gov · 21/11/2024
Private equity took over Shopko – a Wisconsin-based retail chain that had stood strong for more than 50 years – buried it in debt, pushed it into bankruptcy, and abandoned roughly 14,000 workers. (2/3)
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Dave @cinemarktheater.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Shopko in Orem has been empty for like a decade, and they just got a new tenant. They're a temu outlet store. (Which is basically what Shopko was, right before the end.)
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Dave @cinemarktheater.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'll bet they stared in the mirror and told themselves they were too respected and honorable to report the Vegas line on election results minutes before this was announced.
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Dave @cinemarktheater.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That's what happens when you put The Deep in charge of Crime Analytics
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Every hacker in the world watching Trump put Pete Hegseth and Kash Patel in charge of the military and the FBI
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Scarface: Tony Montana Laughing on Phone
ALT: Scarface: Tony Montana Laughing on Phone
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
it is very easy to lose a patient, your honor
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Michigan nurse charged with helping ICE detainee escape
A Michigan nurse was charged with intentionally helping a Mexican ICE detainee escape from a hospital after a CT scan.
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Dave @cinemarktheater.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
static.klipy.com
John Connor: We're Not Gonna Make It
ALT: John Connor: We're Not Gonna Make It
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Dave @cinemarktheater.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Well, that's where you and I differ in opinion, Skynet.
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AltBiker @altbiker.altgov.info · 28/09/2026
There's never a bad day to punch a Nazi.
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BeshearStan @beshearstan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
God I love Angie Nixon. I hope she wins
Now @AshleyMoodyFL. Why would I want to abolish the police when I want you arrested and in jail for stealing $10 million from sick kids? BFFR
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 28/09/2026
came across this classic ASW and i gotta say: STILL GREAT www.asofterworld.com/index.php?id...
I figured out how to be happy / but I can't tell you. / You not knowing is a big part of it.
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emptywheel @emptywheel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
In the same way Trump's insistence on making the Bunker-Ballroom a fire trap (with no ladies rooms) gives us an excuse to tear it down and rebuild it, Kash's refusal to protect the FBI from serious compromise gives us an excuse to just replace all the current people with the people he fired.
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Embarrassing Breach at F.B.I. Fuels Fears of Harm to Its Employees
In an internal memo, the F.B.I. said it believed the hackers may have stolen sensitive information on all of its employees.
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Dave @cinemarktheater.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Someone thought that looking more presentable for the midterms was more important than kidnapping and torturing innocent people. Fortunately Trump set them straight. When your friends vote Republican this November, file that away for future reference.
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gcm5.bsky.social @gcm5.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What about wrecking the East Wing of a house you don’t own.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I think this shows how monumentally stupid JD Vance is, that he walked right into that. Anyone with any clue could have seen that set-up a mile away.
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Superior Mario @superiormario79.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Now watching Best in Show (2000)
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Jon Passantino @passantino.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
NEWS @status.news: The anonymous source behind one of the stories the White House cited to justify banning POLITICO was none other than Vice President JD Vance. The full story: www.status.news/p/white-hous...
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The Source Behind The Ban
The anonymous source behind one of the stories the White House cited to justify banning POLITICO was none other than Vice President JD Vance, Status has learned.
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Dave @cinemarktheater.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Rainy sadness at the bus stop this morning. (It wasn't mine, but someone was disappointed with how last night ended.)
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Dave @cinemarktheater.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A little more dirt than usual on the sidewalk from the bus stop today. There's always a small mound here but...
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Dave @cinemarktheater.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I was scrolling instagram before bed and was just tired enough that when I ran past this ad, I thought it was NY Times trying to piss all over everyone celebrating "his" de*th, and I thought "No Way!!" for like a millisecond.
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Alisha Grauso (She/Her) @alishagrauso.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I expected the fracturing of American democracy to be exactly as frustrating and heartbreaking and infuriating and frightening as it has been. I did not, however, expect it to be this fucking stupid.
Logan and Jake Paul giving an official press conference on behalf of the Pentagon to recruit soldiers.
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It's supposed to be an arts center, they have been removing actual artwork and replacing it with this propaganda kitsch. 2/2
A gold picture of Elon Musk with an inspirational quote. Musk looks like a skeleton. The quote is unreadable. Absolute fucking dreck.
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
the documentary when this shit is all over is going to have to be like 5 parts to include all this type of shit... like removing real art and putting extremely ugly far right art in the kennedy center just to further violate it before bulldozing it #political
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
“Briefly detained” = beat half to death
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AmeriKraut @inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
sherman, for the love of god!
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Justin Hendrix @justinhendrix.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"America’s mega-donors are overwhelmingly backing Donald Trump’s Republicans in this year’s race for Congress, as billionaires from Silicon Valley to Wall Street bankroll the party’s midterm push."
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US billionaires line up to bankroll Republicans’ election push
Ultra-wealthy overwhelmingly back Donald Trump’s party over Democrats as money floods into midterms race
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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Backing your car into a parking spot is the new dick measuring contest.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Fall of the Rebel Angels, by Charles Le Brun, before 1685
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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Clowns to the left of me Jokers to the right Mannequins by the door Antique dolls on the bed Please hurry, Batman!
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Many of them tried this version too
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 18/09/2026
Tom Emmer: "Somebody just sent me a meme that said, '$4 gas, $6 diesel -- not acceptable, but it's not gonna get me to vote for a communist'"
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This was a talking point that went out to all the paid social media trolls the same day
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Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Trump says he's also looking at banning the Washington Post, calling it a "crummy paper" and "disgusting." Anyway, good job, Jeff Bezos! It obviously was worth losing all those scubsribers and turning your opinion section into MAGA-lite, only for the president to continue to call you "fake news."
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Techmeme @techmeme.com · 18/09/2026
US officials say overreliance on Palantir's Maven AI system was among the factors that contributed to a February missile strike in Iran that killed 123 children (Bloomberg) Main Link | Techmeme Permalink
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
If my company killed 123 children, the U.S. government would shut us down and send me to jail
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
AI critics: This is a theft machine for lazy turds with no imagination AI Stans: This is the greatest, most powerful tech in history. It is not a theft machine. There are no original thoughts anymore People Who Created AI: This is a theft machine for lazy turds with no imagination
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I was thinking about this. Why wouldn't he wreck the Lincoln Memorial or the Washington Memorial? What could stop him from any of that? And if you're like "well he can't do THAT" lol yeah he can. SCOTUS even said Trump could wreck the people's White House because he felt like it
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This is obviously such cowardly loser behavior but I do wish that if anyone ever tried to make me do a work task I wasn't into, I could just leave for several months while continuing to collect a salary.
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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
DOES IT PLEASE THE COURT? NO KEVIN, THE COURT IS NOT PLEASED. THE COURT IS DISAPPOINTED AND WISHES YOU COULD BE MORE LIKE YOUR COUSIN, THE ENGINEER.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What makes this obscene is the building Trump's threatening to demolish if he doesn't get his way, is a *memorial* to a loved president who served his country and was assassinated while in office (two things Donald is yet to accomplish). It is like Trump threatening to jackhammer JFK's gravestone.
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I will die on this hillbilly.
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please be nice to patrick @nicetopatrick.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"the American people must be punished" always seemed like the end goal of the Republican party but it's nuts to say it to people's faces lmao
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
skipped a pretty key step in the movie review process here
the free press: Hold Your Applause for the New Gaza Documentary
There may yet be hard truths in 'NAZA,, including evidence of Israel's systemic failures. But the reporting around it treats flimsy claims as proof of criminality.I haven't seen the film. This means I cannot confidently assess its editing, corroboration, or the
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Dave @cinemarktheater.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Scout is still missing. I hope he hasn't fallen into the sinkhole
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Hemlock @gaypnw.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
What a loser ass bitch
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Dave @cinemarktheater.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Well, the wind is doing that fun thing where it breezes back and forth in every direction, just strong enough to make the dumpster 30 feet from the bus stop perfume the entire effing block. Too far from the next stop to get there before the bus is due, so I hope everyone at work loves this smell
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