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Hemlock

@gaypnw.bsky.social
6.7K followers 1.8K following 7.8K posts

Video games, reading, Marvel, hiking, rugby. Gay 🏳️‍🌈 he/him NSFW twitch.tv/puphemlock 📍Portland, Oregon.

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Hemlock @gaypnw.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Been watching Evryone Loves Raymond and god I’m glad sitcoms moved away from revolving around the entire plot of “I hate my spouse”
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Hemlock @gaypnw.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Every time I rewatch Agatha All Along I’m like “does Disney know they made something this gay??”
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Hemlock @gaypnw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“AI influencer” is my final “oh THIS is the bad place” moment
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Hemlock @gaypnw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Carly Rae Jepsen tickets acquired 😎
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Hemlock @gaypnw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Accidentally have the kids at work singing “hoa hoa hoa”
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Hemlock @gaypnw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Fuck lab corp, all my homies hate lab corp
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Hemlock @gaypnw.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My unpopular book opinion is that, more often than not, anything more than 600 pages is just unnecessary
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Hemlock @gaypnw.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It’s 85 degrees today so I feel vindicated
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Hemlock @gaypnw.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Category is: criminally underrated television show
Harper’s Island
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Hemlock @gaypnw.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Idk why but this Fall is feeling very Spring-y to me
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Hemlock @gaypnw.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sooo I’m gonna need a Control 3 or DLC immediately
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Hemlock @gaypnw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
No because like who is actually out here buying these products that are advertised fully with ai??
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Hemlock @gaypnw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
lol remember when people were spending ungodly amount of nfts thinking it was some kind of investment lol
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Hemlock @gaypnw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
No one: JKR:
Screen shot from Control resonant. Woman sitting on a hospital bed speaking nonsense and the subtitle says “Hannah: <mold noises>”
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Hemlock @gaypnw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ngl I was a little underwhelmed with the level designs in Control Resonant but then I got to the sinkhole 👀
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Hemlock @gaypnw.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Being an X-men fan is accepting that you’ll never understand the xorn/zorn/magneto mess
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Hemlock @gaypnw.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Good night from me and my suspiciously cleat-shapped bruise
Shirtless bathroom mirror selfie with messy hair a perfect circle red mark just below my chest
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Hemlock @gaypnw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’m so sorry to anyone who works on video games and job it is to make the “find the location in this photograph” quests because I’m looking up the answer every single time
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Hemlock @gaypnw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I honestly don’t care what the haters have to say about me. Which is why I am releasing my 23rd song about how much I don’t care about it just to make sure everyone knows that I don’t care.
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Hemlock @gaypnw.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Maybe it’s just my adhd talking but I hate a long ass chapter!!
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Hemlock @gaypnw.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
And after the montage of a character asking chatgbt about the last supper I’m not convinced they didn’t use ai to write this god awful script
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Hemlock @gaypnw.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Look I was really hoping I’d like this season of American Horror Story but this lowkey feels like a parody of itself
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Hemlock @gaypnw.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Reaching dangerous levels of Christian Girl Autumn
Me holding a bottle of pumpkin spice Chardonnay from Trader Joe’s. I’m also shirtless and my nails are painted
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Hemlock @gaypnw.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Say what you will about Ryan Murphy, and god knows there’s a lot to say, but making the antichrist be a mean twink was a stroke of genius
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Hemlock @gaypnw.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I was not prepared for witchy Lee pace 🥵
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Hemlock @gaypnw.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My guilty pleasure is listening to Reddit stories podcasts
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Hemlock @gaypnw.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
My hot take is that even though I love the AHS witches, I actually don’t really like their season. It’s just… so goddamn dark
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Hemlock @gaypnw.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The concept of being mad at the idea of Human Torch being bisexual… like I can accept fucking alien slug things but I draw the line at dudes!!
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Hemlock @gaypnw.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Oh you like a bad boy? Well sometimes I push “no bag” at self checkout even though I did use a bag
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Hemlock @gaypnw.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I will unfortunately be watching American Horror Story 13 but I’m not happy about it
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Hemlock @gaypnw.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The scariest part of this horror book is that it’s written by a straight man and it’s hinting that the main character is going to be lesbian and I just know I’m in for some bullshit
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Hemlock @gaypnw.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
What a loser ass bitch
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Hemlock @gaypnw.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
PlayStation just making one bad decision after another because wtf is this
Ps app that is now yellow
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bloomf @biglilfella.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
fuck pink, fuck ed sheeran and fuck any zionist or zionists apologists from the river to the sea, palestine will be free
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Hemlock @gaypnw.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Baby girl that’s just my Bluesky feed
Book titled “1000 nudes”
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Hemlock @gaypnw.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
If I had a nickel for every time someone diagnosed me with being autistic at the eagle…
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Hemlock @gaypnw.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
My greatest fear is that they are going to cast that stranger things faggot as Bobby Drake
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Hemlock @gaypnw.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Gorr is gonna be a real problem my god
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wrstbhvr.bsky.social @wrstbhvr.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
@gaypnw.bsky.social
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Hemlock @gaypnw.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Hate to say it but Wolverine is looking more and more like a “wait until I can buy it discount” game
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Hemlock @gaypnw.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Me to Day and Night:
Woman holding up an iced coffee and saying to it you better fix my entire life
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Hemlock @gaypnw.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
And I hope her first mission is to drag Samuel Guthrie’s ass back to earth because why is my country boy *still* in space??
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Hemlock @gaypnw.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Cannot stress how on board I am for Boom Boom to lead x-force like oh baby this is gonna get chaotic!!
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Hemlock @gaypnw.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I hate when the fantasy book has fantasy names that sound extra made up
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Hemlock @gaypnw.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It’s growing on me a bit but something about it still feels off to me. Being able to hum the songs though is making me consider buying a switch 2 just for that 😭
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Hemlock @gaypnw.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
It’s probably just because ocarina of time is my all time favorite game and my first video game I really got into and there’s a lot of nostalgia, but the remake just kind of looks soulless to me idk
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Hemlock @gaypnw.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I unironically want blockbuster to make a comeback and save us from this streaming hell
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Hemlock @gaypnw.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I find it hard to explain but i hate when an author’s writing style feels like twitter posting
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Hemlock @gaypnw.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Anyway I bought this book
Moonflow by Bitter Karella. It’s psychedelic and has a woman laying on the ground dead with a skeleton coming up from her body and mushrooms growing out
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Hemlock @gaypnw.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
At a bookstore that’s lowkey Women and Women First coded and overheard a woman talking about trying to find an upside down flag to fly before realizing you just buy a flag and put it upside down
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