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@chuckchuckgoose.bsky.social
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wearer of hats, connosieur of spelling errors, arranger of words my personal blog - thoughtsnprayers.substack.com

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marty, @numet.al · 17/10/2023
do not talk to him
a meme with Columbo - statements made : "Do Not talk to him!" "Public Enemy Number One" "stop talking to columbo" "he is gonna bust your ass" "talk to my fucking lawyer - the only thing you should say to this mfer"
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The Onion @theonion.com · 13/10/2023
Let us be clear: This is a fraught moment, and one that has polarized not only Americans but people all over the world. It demands incredible sensitivity and strict adherence to journalistic standards of objectivity, and simply put, that is something we aren’t willing to do.
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‘The Onion’ Stands With Israel Because It Seems Like You Get In Less Trouble For That
The past week has shown humanity at its worst: A horrific terrorist attack left at least 1,300 Israelis dead, among them peace activists and even innocent children. The fates of many more kidnapped ...
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 18/09/2023
oh so you can just grow all your crops in one place and harvest them later instead of maintaining a nomadic society and foraging for food. that's dope! that is a really good idea
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 22/09/2023
got a new dog! chuck says hello
chuck, a 15-pound mix of we don’t really know what
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/09/2023
"I’m asking you put down your penis and step away from the pornographic material."
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Police Talk Man Down From Edge Of Climaxing
CLEVELAND—Rushing into action mere moments before the situation reached a point of no return, heroic police officer Samuel Esposito reportedly talked a man down Tuesday from the edge of climaxing. �...
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 12/09/2023
Every 18 seconds someone tests positive for COVID-19. This is that man.
An old photo of Bolsonaro from the hospital looking zombified with a tube up his nose. I know that it is from when he got stabbed while campaigning in the pre-COVID era but someone is going to tell me again anyway.
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nutsling @nutsling.bsky.social · 12/09/2023
oh my
headline: Here’s what Trump plans to do if he wins in 2024

The preview picture is a blue background with the unmistakable silhouette of Trump’s side profile, including his multiple chins; his mouth is agape as he speaks directly into a very phallic microphone and it is at first glance easily assumed he is about to fellate a man’s penis
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 10/09/2023
A nude man is lying down in front of a camera. Another nude man stands far away from him and says "OK, this picture is gonna be so funny." The far away man uses forced perspective to make it look like as if he is a small man holding up his friend's penis like people do with the Leaning Tower of Pisa. Two other men pass by this scenario and one says derisively "pfft. tourists."
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Lego Triller Moth @legotrillermoth.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
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chuck @chuckchuckgoose.bsky.social · 09/07/2023
mainstream news coverage of threads is so nauseatingly credulous and uncritical. it's actually remarkable to see how elon musk has indirectly saved zuck's reputation by merely being an even more feckless fucking dipshit
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chuck @chuckchuckgoose.bsky.social · 09/07/2023
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chuck @chuckchuckgoose.bsky.social · 08/07/2023
cozying up with the box fan to my left listening to something cool, calm and relaxing 😌😌😌
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zach silberberg @zachsilberberg.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
seeing this picture and rushing to type "me and who" so fast that i trip and fall and break my neck and die instantly
barbie and ken where ken is nestled tenderly in her bosom. they are holding hands
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chuck @chuckchuckgoose.bsky.social · 08/07/2023
im appalled
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they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 08/07/2023
I posted this on an IG story and it immediately got removed for promoting hate, violence or extremism. It’s a screenshot from their Wikipedia page lol.
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 08/07/2023
"after all...its not like they can use it again in some one else's mai tai"
screenshots from the fellowship of the rings film of bilbo baggins holding the ring and thinking but instead of contemplating keeping the ring he is thinking about taking a blue cocktail umbrella home
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 08/07/2023
i wish this site had more ads. i have no idea what to buy. today i went to target’s website and bought a picture frame and 400 mouse pads. i just panicked, i don’t know what else to say
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
Some people genuinely struggle to comprehend just how horrifying qualified immunity is in practice. People want to believe it's about split-second, lives-at-stake, no-good-options decisions by police officers. Their minds refuse to believe the kind of facts routinely blessed by district courts.
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Adam Cerious @adamcerious.bsky.social · 08/07/2023
me: I can't tell you how long I've been waiting clock repairman: please stop saying that, I'm doing my best
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doug @goodkid-saadcity.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
black & white webcomic by smee_bucket (@smee_bucket on ig)

panel 1: lion king satire. mufasa, the powerful reigning lion ruler of the pride lands, hangs off a cliff, his foreclaws digging into the ledge. “scar help me I’m slipping,” he says

panel 2: scar, his lithe, villainous (and gay-coded) brother, leers at mufasa and says “self care is cutting toxic people out of your life”

3: mufasa’s eyes bulge in shock and anger. “WHAT”

4: exterior shot of cliff as scar pushes mufasa off the cliff. “YOU ARE SO VALID,” scar assures mufasa. “what the heck”, a falling mufasa mutters

5: cut to bottom of the canyon. mufasa lies dead on the ground. his cub son simba is at this side, tears streaming down his little face. scar stands over them and gloats. “good vibes only,” he pronounces. 

6: scar, having usurped his brother’s throne, now surveys his holdings atop pride rock. his hyena minions look up at him adoringly. “this sparks joy,” he purrs.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
Richard Dawkins tweet: 
Saw a down-and-out in Seattle last night. His sign said not "I need food" or "I need a job" but "I need a fat bitch". What could this mean?
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Chinchillazilla @handle.invalid · 07/07/2023
ok so what happened was. in 2018, California passed prop 12, which required that pigs, chickens, and cattle all get a certain amount of space to move around. the chicken and cattle industries complied. the pork industry, however, was like "no we need to cram the pigs in cages" and sued to stop it.
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Dennis B. Hooper @dennisbhooper.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
Posting one of my favorite tweets in honor of the news
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chuck @chuckchuckgoose.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
youtu.be/EznGGYQ-Tv8 i like this 1
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chuck @chuckchuckgoose.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
tired: germany and japan collaborating to start world war two wired: germany and japan collaborating to make the band Can
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chuck @chuckchuckgoose.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
pat tillman was a dumbass for joining the military anyway. rip tho
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Jimmy Thomson @jameswsthomson.com · 06/07/2023
It's perfect.
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 07/05/2023
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chuck @chuckchuckgoose.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
humans are generally mild/disastrous fuck-ups, but nothing to me is more beautiful than seeing someone dedicate their entire life to perfecting a single craft. like woodworking. american football, chefs, etc
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chuck @chuckchuckgoose.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrxePKps87k i would do unspeakable things to nick cave
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
I signed up for threads and I already regret it
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ugh @ughfinewhatever.bsky.social · 05/07/2023
Whatever man, go hide behind your fake internet persona and make little posts on your phone. I’m gonna go be a fucking adult and do the exact same thing but on a desktop computer
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chuck @chuckchuckgoose.bsky.social · 05/07/2023
named the dead bug on my ceiling Jerry Jones after america's favorite shriveled up grimy old racist
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Dennis B. Hooper @dennisbhooper.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
I’ve made a lot of jokes about the J.D. Vance sparkling water story from Hillbilly Elegy, to the extent that it probably sounds made up, but you owe it to yourself to read the real thing if you haven’t
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chuck @chuckchuckgoose.bsky.social · 05/07/2023
this is my big fresh brand new start. im going to finally be Important on the internet
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