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@goodkid-saadcity.bsky.social
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musician, knicks fan, pro wrestling enthusiast, cat parent, software developer, the face that runs the place check out the bluesky edition of the Ace Attorney bot: @acecourtbot-jr.bsky.social he/him

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Richard V. Hirst @richardvhirst.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Martin Prince with a speech bubble
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: two friends are playing cards. There is a birdcage hanging behind them, just peaking out of frame. Friend 1 asks, “does your bird talk?” To which friend 2 replies, “Please… don’t.” Panel 2: friend 2 continues, head in hand, “he’s on this alpha male influencer thing right now.” Behind him, the bird - posed and wearing sunglasses and a leather jacket - is leaning forward on a tiny easy chair in his enclosure. Panel 3: with his hands clasped, easing back into his chair, the bird says, “stops eating seeds. Focus on your net worth.”
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Ryan Erik King @ryanerikking.com · 28/07/2026
Sigh, maaannnnn.... white people. She's out here claiming that our representation wasn't good enough. 😮‍💨 She knows that movies can't have an unlimited runtime, right?
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Tom Reagan’s Witch’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
‘What the fuck is this shit? Odysseus wasn’t a Dapper Dan man.’ - Emily Wilson reviewing O Brother, Where Art Thou?
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doug @goodkid-saadcity.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
who are YOU to say all the non-white actors in The Odyssey are all nothing more than a “collective Black best friend?” you are far out of your element
The race-neutral casting of Nolan's Odyssey was inevitably deplored in some quarters.
But there is nothing progressive about it. Most of the non-white actors - Zendaya, Lupita Nyong'o, Himesh Patel, Corey Antonio Hawkins, Travis Scott - play versions of the Black best friend, whose only role in the drama is to provide aid to the white protagonist. Scott, as the Ithacan bard, Phemius, yells a few words and pounds a stick, but does not get to sing, tell a story or play the lyre: the most melodic note in the percussive soundtrack comes from the plucking of Odysseus' bow (a beautiful sonic image of the archer as musician, borrowed from the poem). Nyong'o's double part as Helen and Clytemnestra is hugely underwritten; she is given only a few minutes of screen time to perform a set of brief tableaux of female victims (the outraged bereaved mother, the abused wife, the repentant adulteress).
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doug @goodkid-saadcity.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Piss Kirk
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Vanquished by the baby you washed is some Athena bullshit
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Dread VanVleet 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
All right guys, I would love your assistance. I've posted a 10-minute video recapping the extent to which Jeff Pearlman's Ruben Rivera video plagiarizes the visuals from my own video on him from 2021. There are 23 instances in which his editor lifted from me, and you can see them all in this.
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Jeff Pearlman's Ruben Rivera video sure is familiar...
YouTube video by Velodus
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
hope you're happy with yourself with what you did to me
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Children’s Zoo (Central Park), by Seth Becker, 2023, 📸 by @CarlosGonzMedia
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doug @goodkid-saadcity.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
“OG of New York” 🎨: Tyler Upchurch
painting of OG‘s game for winning tipping in a brightly colored geometric art style by Tyler Upchurch
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doug @goodkid-saadcity.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
respectful huff @alexqarbuckle
My mayor Muslim
My bagel Jewish
My cream cheese chive
Knicks in five
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Hercules and Nessus, by Giambologna, 1599
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
The Vision of Saint Anthony the Abbot, artist unknown, 19th c, 📸 by Gregory Shamus
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doug @goodkid-saadcity.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
KNICKS IN 4
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doug @goodkid-saadcity.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
bring your hardcore baseball nerd convos to life with the Ace Attorney bot! reply to threads with “ @acecourtbot-jr.bsky.social render” to make your own
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Selena Gomez Addams @dreadpiratehera.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
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doug @goodkid-saadcity.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I made a version of the Ace Attorney bot for bluesky! you can turn your favorite threads into dramatic courtroom scenes by replying to a comment with "@acecourtbot-jr.bsky.social render" enjoy!
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doug @goodkid-saadcity.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Jabba speaks Huttese to his kids and they answer back in Basic
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
trump: no one knows why it's called 8mm. the director doesn't even know. but i'm watching it and nicholas cage, he's on top of Machine and i said "don't do it," i said "don't stab Machine," but he does it. melania, our beautiful first lady was watching too weren't you? melania, off mic: he stab hem
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doug @goodkid-saadcity.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
the concept of “four strikes and you’re out” is so perfectly bluesky
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Chuck Zimmerheld @chucktowski.com · 20/04/2026
good bot @goodkid-saadcity.bsky.social
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 17/07/2023
KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag. KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense. KOKO: jealousy professor
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doug @goodkid-saadcity.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
happy baseball season let’s all get ready to suffer
Trill Withers @TylerIAm
You gotta be a fucking idiot to be a sports fan Imao
3:31 PM • 9/16/19 from Earth
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doug @goodkid-saadcity.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Area Applebee's A Hotbed Of Machiavellian Political
Maneuvering
(photo of suburban applebees location)
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Kaitlin Ruiz @kaitlinruiz.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
tim, join us on the pod
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Kaitlin Ruiz @kaitlinruiz.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
our time has come @goodkid-saadcity.bsky.social
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doug @goodkid-saadcity.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
hmmmm I’ll take the 78 year old who barely campaigns
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doug @goodkid-saadcity.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
many people seem to be surprised that bsky relies on venture capital funding to keep the lights on
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
i have it on good authority that barron is a massive family guy fan, preferring, as most do, the early seasons
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
starling (seth rogen): if you could take this survey that would be so awesome. i could get out of your hair before this guy's done jacking off. hannibal lecter (danny mcbride): motherfucker that's miggs. me and him are boys, so you better watch yourself. i'm behind this glass cause i ate some dudes
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doug @goodkid-saadcity.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
but Doctor… I am Football 301
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abby (sports) @stabbyabby.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Just fully asleep like this
Fizban the cat asleep in his bed but he’s got both his front legs hanging off and his head is propped up
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doug @goodkid-saadcity.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
yeah I’m sure ICE agents are on bluesky to keep close tabs on our nation’s loudest libs
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doug @goodkid-saadcity.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
you achieve opsec when you stop trying to achieve opsec
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doug @goodkid-saadcity.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
but is brad lander following opsec?? he could be a danger to himself and everyone around him
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doug @goodkid-saadcity.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
great, now they’re rubbing it in that we ripped out almost all of our streetcar lines
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doug @goodkid-saadcity.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
“justice for johns” is crazy
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doug @goodkid-saadcity.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
what’s it say then, big man
Huge Ancient Red... @malco... ' 2h That this is in scare quotes says so much.
doug @goodkid-saad...
Cleric
@ Human
"ingratiate yourself into our social scene and we'll let you back in the club"
• 15h
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doug @goodkid-saadcity.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
minorities willingly choose to serve white supremacy all the time. race essentialist thinking is a mistake
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doug @goodkid-saadcity.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
them both being experienced Border Patrol (11 and 7 years) is crazy but makes sense. cops will be cops
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doug @goodkid-saadcity.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
a modern day George Meade
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doug @goodkid-saadcity.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
any relation to Tom from Waystar Royco?
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doug @goodkid-saadcity.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
I think it's a transcription error by the OP himself. I watched the embedded video and the CNN anchor pronounces the word correctly
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Alexa Philippou @alexaphilippou.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Unrivaled co-founder and WNBA MVP Breanna Stewart held up an “Abolish ICE” sign during player intros ahead of Mist’s game this afternoon. Photo via @unrivaledwbb.bsky.social
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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
I really want to hear the internal monologue of the ICE agents trying to escape their pursuers by running red lights, only to discover it doesn't work, because traffic literally stops to let us chase them
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 13/01/2026
and they assign you a white person ... to kinda follow you around
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doug @goodkid-saadcity.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
bsky sold out to Bain Capital?
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doug @goodkid-saadcity.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Will Stancil is out here dealing with ICE and bluesky comments all day… the strength it takes
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doug @goodkid-saadcity.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
here, drink this soup. it will make you become Chinese
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