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chuck @chuckchuckgoose.bsky.social · 09/07/2023

mainstream news coverage of threads is so nauseatingly credulous and uncritical. it's actually remarkable to see how elon musk has indirectly saved zuck's reputation by merely being an even more feckless fucking dipshit

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chuck @chuckchuckgoose.bsky.social · 09/07/2023

she brown on my summit til i otis

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that said, i love egg salad and consider this a personal affront

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it's considered hate speech on twitter to attack mid ass white midwest dishes now

requires a full glass of water after every bite the way that starch coats your whole ass throat. an abomination on the pallet. im so mad thinking about it

absolutely. no potato dish should ever be refrigerated. fucking disgusting texture. we are in full agreement

maybe in your neck of the woods. i love in the midwest Honey we do mayo dishes with the best of them 🤷

potato salad sucks in the refrigerated form. hot German potato salad is strong as hell. but there's a case to be made it's not rly subscribed to the salad family, more of just a variation on home fries

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on a serious note egg salad is just beefed up fucked up bitchin ass scrambled eggs and i do think a case can be made that that's horny as hell

just talked to george costanza and he vehemently disagrees

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cozying up with the box fan to my left listening to something cool, calm and relaxing 😌😌😌

i also get drunk and lose it constantly yet it always finds its way home. i feel a sincere attachment to this clothing accessory. i do sometimes feel like Chuck

i have a toboggan hat from goodwill that says chuck on it and tell strangers my name is chuck and had it handmade

people in many places call it many things, but me, i simply say, "delicious"

zach silberberg @zachsilberberg.bsky.social · 07/07/2023

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seeing this picture and rushing to type "me and who" so fast that i trip and fall and break my neck and die instantly

barbie and ken where ken is nestled tenderly in her bosom. they are holding hands

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they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 08/07/2023

I posted this on an IG story and it immediately got removed for promoting hate, violence or extremism. It’s a screenshot from their Wikipedia page lol.

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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 08/07/2023

"after all...its not like they can use it again in some one else's mai tai"

screenshots from the fellowship of the rings film of bilbo baggins holding the ring and thinking but instead of contemplating keeping the ring he is thinking about taking a blue cocktail umbrella home

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 08/07/2023

i wish this site had more ads. i have no idea what to buy. today i went to target’s website and bought a picture frame and 400 mouse pads. i just panicked, i don’t know what else to say

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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 07/07/2023

Some people genuinely struggle to comprehend just how horrifying qualified immunity is in practice. People want to believe it's about split-second, lives-at-stake, no-good-options decisions by police officers. Their minds refuse to believe the kind of facts routinely blessed by district courts.

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Adam Cerious @adamcerious.bsky.social · 08/07/2023

me: I can't tell you how long I've been waiting clock repairman: please stop saying that, I'm doing my best

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Chinchillazilla @handle.invalid · 07/07/2023

ok so what happened was. in 2018, California passed prop 12, which required that pigs, chickens, and cattle all get a certain amount of space to move around. the chicken and cattle industries complied. the pork industry, however, was like "no we need to cram the pigs in cages" and sued to stop it.

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Dennis B. Hooper @dennisbhooper.bsky.social · 07/07/2023

Posting one of my favorite tweets in honor of the news

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chuck @chuckchuckgoose.bsky.social · 07/07/2023

tired: germany and japan collaborating to start world war two wired: germany and japan collaborating to make the band Can

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chuck @chuckchuckgoose.bsky.social · 07/07/2023

pat tillman was a dumbass for joining the military anyway. rip tho

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chuck @chuckchuckgoose.bsky.social · 07/07/2023

i would personally chew it to a fine mush, and feed it to an abandoned baby bird thats living in my tree. because im a really good person