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Chris Givler

@chrisgivler.bsky.social
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It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others. UX Designer, TTRPG GM (Mothership, Cthulhu Dark, no-prep one-pagers), Jersey Shore born, Brooklyn now and forever.

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Chris Givler @chrisgivler.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I must report that Annie Lowery is just as much of a credulous dipshit as her credulous dipshit husband Ezra Klein.
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Abra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
The thing about Joyce Carol Oates is she posts like a monkey with a gun. She'll get off five good posts where you're like "Yeah! You tell 'em!" but then the seventh post will have to be an apology for the sixth post accidentally supporting race science or something.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It’s going to be pretty fucked up when this baby yeti starts telling people to kill themselves.
Subway display ad for meta’s muse ai product billed as “ai that gets it done.” The mascot is a little smiling fuzzy white puppet guy.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the horrific cornell gang rape case has me thinking about emma sulkowicz who alleged she was raped as a student at columbia in 2014 and never got any justice. it has me thinking about the physical and mental weight young women are forced to carry while their safety is subsumed by male potential.
Emma Sulkowicz carrying around a mattress on the Columbia campus in 2014 to raise awareness of her alleged rape and the university's inaction.
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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 26/09/2026
This is a good school to send your kid to if you want a school run by people who hire murderers.
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Carl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com · 26/09/2026
Does my Speak-n-Spell feel pain when I type O-U-C-H? The jury is out. Philosophers and neuroscientists say that's fucking stupid, but I called a guy from the Center for Pretending that Household Electronics Are Sentient and he said there's no way to know for sure.
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Scientific American @sciam.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Apple "detectives" wanted to identify a gnarly old tree growing on a remote plot of land in Maine. What they discovered was the key to a centuries-old apple mystery.
scientificamerican.com
How apple detectives solved the mystery of an ancient tree—and rewrote the history of fruit
And how they might have helped save the future of American apples
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Imani Gandy @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 11/09/2026
"I think Black people should be able to use the same drinking fountain that white people do as long as it's safe and fair."
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Stan Oklobdzija @stano.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
"Doctors, lawyers and engineers" is an international online Nazi trope. The "joke" is that non-White people are too stupid to be anything other than a criminal or someone who leeches social services. Read a Spanish newspaper about Ceuta, e.g., and you'll see "médicos y ingenieros" in the comments.
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Yes. Islamophobes don't want him to attend 9/11 commemoration because he's Muslim. Full stop. No need to "try to understand."
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I Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 06/09/2026
“did woke 1 go too far?” they intoned while stroking their beards.
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Gwen Snyder is uncivil @gwensnyder.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
You can get these people on board for discrete policy items like pesticide bans maybe, but they are animated by a belief that if everyone just followed their elaborate health mythology, we'd all be cured and live forever. And the fact that someone isn't and is sick? Their fault.
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Horatio Pornviewer @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The distracted driving discourse is already popping off but I’d just like to throw in: I’ve been an insurance adjuster for almost 13 years. When I started, we almost never saw high speed rear end impacts. Now they’re like the most common type of claim. It’s distractions, this is obvious.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry was not the 80-year-old Home Alone 2 cast member we were asking for.
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Second Ave. Sagas @2avesag.as · 26/08/2026
Nothing but absolute contempt for Rodneyse Bichotte and everyone voting with her. Bottom feeding corrupt scum.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The Trump-endorsed IndyCar race on the DC streets into a great unintentional advertisement for the effectiveness of raised crosswalks as a traffic calming measure
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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I’m really shook by the way a lot of people are fully unrepentant even after Jason Arday’s death.
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I think “I am the protagonist of life” is the main psychological appeal of this kind of conspiracism. You risked nothing, you did nothing, and other real people are suffering the things you’re pretending to think are bad, but in the end you’re the great hero for surviving your imagination.
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Jake Grumbach @jakemgrumbach.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
People potentially subject to the nyc pied-à-terre tax are being treated with 1% of the administrative hostility of SNAP and Medicaid applicants, and they’re throwing 100x the fit
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
MAGA masculinity means declining to publicly criticize the man your daughter has accused of physical abuse, because doing so might prompt a senile 80-year-old man to write mean things about you.
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Costa Samaras @costasamaras.com · 19/07/2026
Could Excel be conscious? We surveyed more than Jan 1 1900 people to find out.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
is my chatbot conscious. can my television be reasoned with. how much does my refrigerator love me
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WIRED @wired.com · 17/07/2026
In April, we reported on the MSG surveillance machine–an operation that allegedly tracked a trans woman, lawyers, protesters, and more. You can now read it for free.
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The Shocking Secrets of Madison Square Garden’s Surveillance Machine
Famously vengeful Knicks owner Jim Dolan has long spied on people at his iconic arenas. WIRED goes deep inside the operation that allegedly tracked a trans woman, lawyers, protesters, and more.
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WIRED @wired.com · 17/07/2026
This month, we published another article revealing that MSG kept a database of VIP event attendees, labeling some of them as LGBTQIA and assigning a “risk score” to others. This is also now free to read:
wired.com
Madison Square Garden Kept a List of Gay Celebrities
An MSG database tracked and categorized hundreds of celebs, famous Knicks superfans, and even some of Taylor Swift’s wedding guests. Labels included “LGBTQIA,” “DO NOT HOST,” and low to high “risk.”
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
If only we could be as beautiful as this fucking haunted gremlin egg child over here.
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Trump doesn’t force people to do bad things. All he did was show people they could get away with being horrible if they really wanted to, and a lot of powerful people decided they didn’t need to pretend anymore. Especially those in influential positions who could push back but did not.
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Tim Willoughby @timswheelbarrow.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
My random Sam Neil story. An actor friend of mine was cast in a small role on Peaky Blinders. Never receives his script pages. Discovers his role has been pushed to non speaking background, which is less fun/less money. Sam Neil spots him looking dejected on set and finds out.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 07/07/2026
there is a cohort of men who resent the responsibilities and obligations of adulthood — of the fact that you owe things to other people. it is a fundamentally childish impulse that they have reconfigured as the height of masculinity, and i think it informs the parasocial attraction to platner.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 06/07/2026
let this be a lesson to deal with your feelings of gender anxiety and masculine inadequacy with a hobby or therapy or something and not a high stakes senate election
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
i will not forget the men who downplayed the earlier allegations of abuse against platner and said accepting them was just the price we had to pay to gain control of the senate. i hope they feel like fucking assholes.
politico.com
Exclusive: Woman who dated Graham Platner says he sexually assaulted her
The Maine Democrat denied the allegations and said, “Any accusation of non-consensual behavior is categorically untrue.”
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Chris Givler @chrisgivler.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
@warren.senate.gov your endorsement was a mistake. High time to rescind it.
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 23/06/2026
Whenever I hear someone claiming that USAID was evil from a leftist perspective, I hear someone saying “yes, millions ARE dying because Musk and Trump killed USAID, but at least they’ll die free of American imperialism.” Notably it is never the people saying this who are dying.
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 15/06/2026
Is it carbon monoxide
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Chris Givler @chrisgivler.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Bread* and Circuses** *Bread cancelled due to cost. **Circus available to paid subscribers only.
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FOREVER WARS @forever-wars.com · 14/06/2026
The Knicks win and Brooklyn celebrates—a photo and video essay by @attackerman.bsky.social, feat. @lindseyadler.bsky.social and @noahshachtman.bsky.social
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We Were Never Going to Burn Our City Down
It was love on the streets of Brooklyn for the Knicks victory—and ours. A photo and video essay
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 14/06/2026
whoops
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Yelling at my mayor to do better is 1) not asking for perfection 2) not the road to fascism 3) a sign I actually believe in him because asking someone to do better means you believe they can and will For the love of god the only people who say “don’t criticize your politicians” ARE the fascists
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Lee Hurley @hleehurley.com · 11/06/2026
It is quite a thing to be the worst country of recent World Cups when the last two were Qatar and Russia.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
crazy that if you harbor self-hate you will think that everyone hates you, but there's only one man in the US who can visit new york city and get boo'd from every corner of madison square garden and general city
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Rusty Foster @rusty.todayintabs.com · 09/06/2026
I truly believe that New Yorkers are capable of booing someone to death. I know you can do it. I have never been so certain about anything.
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Dreadnought Holiday @dreadships.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Okay, so a lot of people are anxiously wanting me to see the photos of Russian vehicles in dazzle camouflage and desiring my opinion. And as usual I’m only too happy to disappoint. Caveat: I am not an expert. 🧵
A Russian supply truck painted in zebra stripes. For some reason one of the tyres is in yellow. Image watermarked by ExileNova, though the image is all over Blue Sky
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Some conservatives are closeted but when an alt-right guy is talking about women in a really demeaning way it's usually because he's a misogynist and not because he's secretly gay
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normal carpet ride @normalcarpetride.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
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A Thread Of Hope @athreadofhope.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Wowwwww this is shitty behavior @cwebbonline.com 🤮
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Spoopy Michael K(amera) ☭ @drdooms.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
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amanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Hey man, you need to stop taking my fucking videos, cropping off my handle, splicing it with other clips (which you presumably also stole), and then slapping your name on it. It’s one thing to download my TikTok and post it instead of just sharing here, but we’re hitting lawyer territory here.
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jks (she/they) @jkshields.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
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Catsuka @catsuka.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Katsuhiro Otomo is working on a new feature film, and he has founded his own animation studio, OVAL GEAR, for that purpose (and also to pass on his expertise to future generations of artists) 💪 oval-gear.com
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Chris Givler @chrisgivler.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Without downloading anything new, where are you, mentally?
9 AI-generated images meant to embody various positive values, but the images are incongruous and the text is nonsense. They are: Intelligemce, Emplality, Relbbiity, Replidalince, Resspondamess, Resopionsincs, Flecalibibtas, Flexiinamce, and Scadility.
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