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Chris Meloche-Blackstone

@chrisdarkrock.bsky.social
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I once saw a man say goodbye to a shoe. He/Him.

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Elizabeth DeLoria II: THE GHOST DIMENSION @yourdadloves.me · 03/10/2026
A two panel meme of the Simpsons. The top panel has kirk van houten gesturing to a race care bed. The text reads "im an AI guy. How many local models do YOU run?" The bottom panel is homer with a pope hat photoshopped onto his head. The bottom text reads "I run the catholic church."
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BYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
SENATOR: I have these text messages that put you in Saskatchewan watching the Roughriders. The very city that you claim to have never been in. You are under arrest for perjury. You are dead meat. WITNESS: (ruffling papers) actually I was seeing the Ottawa Rough Riders.
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 30/09/2026
The “super intelligence” thing is useful in the sense that if someone calls AI that you know you are dealing with a TURBO bozo
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
other things found in an old photo folder: this remarkable headline about the time the Mets went all-out for one special fan
newspaper headline: "Mets Blow a Save and Fan 18 Times in Opening Loss"
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
it's trans rights or we all go to hell
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
it's not an own to point out that all these fucking guys trying to deny trans people their hormones are so into HGH and whatnot. they don't care either way about 'gender affirming care.' they want to be he-men and they want trans people to die. to them the two projects are perfectly coherent
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charles (west coaster) mcdonald @fourverts.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
im sorry chris simms i wasnt familiar with your game
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Me: if only there was someone with a song called Galway Girl AND good politics The humble Steve Earle:
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
BREAKING: Ed Sheeran overcorrects, joins Hezbollah
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Nathan Jahnke @ffnatejahnke.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It's going to feel so weird tomorrow morning when it's not Friday.
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Nick @seahawksnerd75.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Sam Darnold is Good Tour
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Peter Steward Scholtes @petescholtes.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Pure joy of a scroll!
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Michigan's 2026 Offensive Game Plan (HSR) @hooverstreetrag.org · 06/09/2026
Husky Stadium playing "Breed" on the stadium PA is absolutely respecting our heritage.
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026
[Exit Queen.]
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Cherish your partner. Tomorrow is never promised. #GoMs @stevelaw71.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
The Mariners as of August 22nd
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Princess Mostly Dead: Slightly Alive
ALT: Princess Mostly Dead: Slightly Alive
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God @thegodshow.com · 22/08/2026
She’s gaining on us!
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Cameron @camorooni.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
him: i don’t want clever conversation i love you just the way you are me: fuck you, billy joel
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Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
It’s so generous of Fox News to help their older viewers try to understand why their adult children might have cut ties with them. Many people are saying that the host of this segment will be wearing a hot dog suit for some strange reason.
Fox News Health • • Follow
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PATH TO RECONNECTION: When a parent and adult child stop speaking, reconciliation can feel out of reach - but research suggests estrangement isn't always permanent.
One psychology researcher says the best approach isn't trying to "win" the disagreement. Instead, it can mean listening before defending yourself, focusing on specific behaviors rather than labels and being willing to make changes.
Here are 5 steps that may help create better conditions for reconnecting - while recognizing that reconciliation is never guaranteed.
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CUT OFF BY YOUR ADULT CHILD?
EXPERT REVEALS WHAT PARENTS
SHOULD DO NEXT
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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
have the critics of stomp-clap-hey even TRIED stomping and clapping? have they never had three beers and yelled HEY! at the same time as a thousand other people? have they never barked and clapped like a seal for delicious herring?
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 28/07/2026
kids, i have something exciting to tell you. I just financed a cybertruck through x the everything app. also your mom left
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Chris Meloche-Blackstone @chrisdarkrock.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Bill Walton.
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Resting Witch Face @amandalc.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Go Mariners. Can’t wait to see how this half goes. Literally anything could happen and all we know is that whatever happens won’t be normal.
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Tactical Spork @tacspork.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Muppets Christmas Carol
And Lindsey Graham,
who *DID* die.
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Duncan Jones @manmademoon.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I think the most tragic part of this Trump red card fiasco is that now we won’t be able to look at FIFA as the impartial paragon of fairness we used to…
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Pregame Empire @pregameempire.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
The most annoying people on this site want everyone to be him
I touched it guy from that ncaa commercial
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
he went out without scoring in his final game and hamstrung their entire offense but let's not forget that Cristiano Ronaldo also has to watch Leo Messi continue to make him a historical footnote, too
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
fireworks outside the visiting team hotel all night.... unprecedented, suspicious administrative ruling undoing a suspension ... sorry world you're on CONCACAF turf now, these concacolors don't run baby
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Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
It’s a beautiful evening, the National Mall is open and people are having a wonderful time.
The mayor from the movie Jaws
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 04/07/2026
gonna salute ben franklin by drinking beer and watching french people do foot stuff
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Domo Obrigado @andrewvoodoo.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Vozinha and Messi
Two guys who traded shirts after partying in Las Vegas
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BYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
(Billy Joel voice) And there's number ten, Paraguay he cover his mouth on review we looked at the VAR and your hand went too far and now it's a RED CARD for you da da da diddy da
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
PHOEBE BRIDGERS: and what *I'M* saying is that pre-snap motion has become such a staple of Shanahan Tree coaching schemes that modern defenses have fully adapted by filling any potential leverage gaps ANDY REID: (nodding while eating a big bowl of spaghetti)
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JacketDan’s Stunt Spooktacular @jacketdan.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
“How can you enjoy this problematic thing?!?” *laughs in college football fan*
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Dr. Bradley Onishi @bradleyonishi.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Rumor is LeBron is leaving the Lakers to play for the Democratic Socialists of America. Great pickup for the DSA, which really has some momentum right now.
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don't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
jean valjean to javert in les miserables
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ceej @ceej.online · 29/06/2026
JOKER: Not so fast, Bat-JERK! My LAUGHBangs will leave you BLIND as a BAT! BLUESKY BATMAN: Oof. Many people suffer from reduced vision. Not funny. JOKER: It's like, it's a pun. It's just wordplay. BLUESKY BATMAN: Sorry if I'm not in the mood for "jokes" while SCOTUS shreds our constitutional rights
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Vintage Jerseys & Hats @polyesterunis.com · 29/06/2026
Cool Papa Bell, Rod Carew, and Buck Leonard. 1977 #MLB Hall of Fame Game. #Twins #Baseball
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Tens of thousands celebrated Budapest Pride, the first since Viktor Orbán’s ousting.
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Tens of thousands march in the first Budapest Pride since Viktor Orbán was voted out
Saturday's Pride march came a little more than a year after Orbán's nationalist-populist government passed legislation and a constitutional amendment to outlaw the event, drawing criticism from human ...
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Roger Cormier @themetsnewsletter.com · 26/06/2026
Read the damn room, Mr. Met.
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 24/06/2026
RUN THE DAMN BALL
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 23/06/2026
John Lennon in 1971:
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 21/06/2026
Olivia Rodrigo's "worst" album is Sour. Randy Moss numbers
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Imagine Trump ever being invited to join a photo like this — not in a million years. Four presidents. Zero drama. Just smiles, respect, and a shared love of country. 🇺🇸
The Ex-Presidents from Point Break holding guns
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Morgan @mport25.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
The USMNT can't park the bus because our country lacks the funding for public transportation.
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Amy @pineappleheave.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
When your toxic coworker gives you shit about a 7am cherry coke
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Rightardia @rightardia.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Drew Sheneman cartoon www.gocomics.com/drewsheneman
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laura olin @lauraolin.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Everyone who is scared of cities and multiculturalism is a loser.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
If you’re a fan of a sports team A good team A bad team A team that can’t get out of their own way A team that seems like god has cursed them Keep being a fan of that team
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Chris Meloche-Blackstone @chrisdarkrock.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
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