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Christopher Marcotte

@chris23xi.bsky.social
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An all around nerd whose always running in the 90’s. HRM Major, Die-Hard Washington Capitals and 23XI fan, He/Him 💖💜💙

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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 1h
the giant George Washington banner on the side of the heritage foundation has started to detach and is flapping in the wind and this feels omen-like
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RMNB @rmnb.blog · 1h
CAPS WIN
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Lord, take me downtown, I’m just looking for some Tuch: Caps beat Canes in season opener
Final: Capitals at Hurricanes at Lenovo Center. Read the full game summary, highlights, and instant reactions, and commentary.
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 1h
Stuck in the Molasses Swamp? We’ll get you out of that sticky situation.
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Mr. Buick @mrbuick.bsky.social · 6h
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I REALLY WISH I weren't living through a major historical event RiGHT NOW!
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Bob Chipman ("MovieBob") @bobchipman.bsky.social · 9h
One begins to recognize that David Ellison genuinely doesn't understand that his dad "bought him his own toy store" to run except the store is Toys R Us in 2005 and his dad is Bain Capital.
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Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson.bsky.social · 10h
You’re not imagining it. There’s a lot of food recalls happening right now.
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Lindsay Fickas @lindsayfickas.bsky.social · 10h
Every woman should be allowed to punch one person this week
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Becca @beccahjr.bsky.social · 12h
I'm about to run through a goddamn wall...let's GO. (Posted by the Caps in the Bad Place and on IG)
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NASCARCASM @nascarcasm.bsky.social · 10h
Cole Custer doesn't receive enough credit for how well he's grown into his hat
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Jesse Farrell @jfsculpts.bsky.social · 10h
Get that cheddar, New York artists.
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 10h
In some ways, the biggest difference between me and a person who is "successfull in media" is this clip right here. Thompson is summoning every ounce of her strength to sit there and listen to sports praise of a sexual predator. I'd... lose my shit and get fired.
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kayla 🍀 @kaylaflame.bsky.social · 10h
She's trying hard to keep her job. I know she got home and LIT UP her group chat 😭😭
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endeavorance 🕊️ @endeavorance.camp · 10h
In case you missed it yesterday, here is this weeks episode of Stuff Keeps Happening, chock full of cat pictures www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMdR...
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We FINALLY Get a New Cat After 100 Years of Searching | Stuff Keeps Happening
YouTube video by endeavorance
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Christopher Marcotte @chris23xi.bsky.social · 10h
The Chili’s customer base is about to be radicalized
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 11h
under the current economic conditions, the only location that can profitably produce salsa is…(does some quick math)…this can’t be right…new york city?!
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DrawPlayDave @thedrawplay.com · 12h
Holding every NFL commentator at gunpoint until they specify what that adversity was that Watson went through
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 12h
A goose saying "what adversity?"
the same goose chasing a man yelling "what adversity was Deshaun Watson dealing with?"
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Micah @rincewind.run · 11h
that twitter still has a lot of normal people on it is the main problem! it would be a lot better if it was exclusively fascists and the blast radius of their propaganda was smaller! truth social isn't warping brains that weren't already warped
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kyleraiser: Bloodline @kylebutoverhere.bsky.social · 12h
Do your old pal Kyle a favor and smash that RT button, thanks
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Jessie Gender @jessiegender.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Tired of living in a culture that see bodies like mine and others as objects that can be used. To live in a culture that tells people to take glee in it. I watched a commercial the other day that was a lawyer saying “he’ll protect you from false allegations.” It was on national tv.
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Jessie Gender @jessiegender.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Gonna be honest, between Jacob Gellar and Cornell (I went to Ithaca College) it’s been a real shit week. Having just written extensively about rape and assault for a recent video, all this has honestly just hit me awfully. I hate living in a culture where rape is so common, so excused and enabled.
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 02/10/2026
you know what, a quarterback matchup of cover your drink vs. cover your ears is perfect for bezosvision
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Ginny 🏎️ -🏳️‍⚧️-🏳️‍🌈ally @210ginny.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My woke king! #Wemby #GoSpursGo
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Shaily Patel @vox-magica.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
LWT is usually good, but this episode is a standout and worth watching if you don’t already know about the chaotic, and therefore cruel way states administer lethal injection. its only role is to sanitize state-sponsored killings for *us.* so *we* don’t fully register the horror.
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Lethal Injections: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)
YouTube video by LastWeekTonight
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JEEMS, dog servant @jamesfrye.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
this surely will address all the concerns of people who stopped shopping there
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Daniel Lakeland @dlakelan.mastodon.sdf.org.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
Fediverse, the social media system for 40+ year old people who built the world wide web and regret it.
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MapQuest @mapquest.com · 01/10/2026
Oct. 1st
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Jessica Pishko @jesspish.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
ah yes, "poor judgment" and "missteps"
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Phillip M Jackson @jollyjack.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So, AI tools/assistants that automatically agree with, flatter, or validate a user's ideas rather than challenge them in any way, are known as "Yes Machines". ..... and he wants to rebrand "ai" as "si"? It's funny because he would never, ever get why that's funny.
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framplings.bsky.social @framplings.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
These are your MORTAL ENEMY! As long as they exist, there is no freedom for anyone. They operate outside the law, enforcing nothing but their own targeted violence against their own selected victims. They will hunt, kidnap, torture and kill you. That’s their training. They have no training in law!
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David Allsopp @doublehelix.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Chuck Jones' Rule 8. "Whenever possible, make gravity the Coyote’s greatest enemy."
The trolley problem. The road runner is on one of the trolley tracks, and Wile E. Coyote is in charge of the switch.

When he throws the switch, the trolley falls vertically through the tracks. A trick of the perspective means he is actually underneath, not beside the track, so he is flattened by the trolley.
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rouge @ailurouge.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
WESTIN👏WORKMAN👏GTD👏 WESTIN👏WORKMAN👏GTD👏 WESTIN👏WORKMAN👏GTD👏
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Trans Rights Screenshot Generator! @transrightsbot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#TransRights
The Zyurangers/Power Rangers from the NES Zyuranger/Mighty Morphin Power Rangers game saying: Go go Trans Rights Rangers!
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Christopher Marcotte @chris23xi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Photo dump of my Margaritaville Half pictures. My favorite is 100% me being Mike Wazowski’d by a fellow runner’s biceps coming up to the finish line 😂
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White Blaster Beetleborg Donald @rangerdonald.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Mystic Knights of Tir Na Nog. Do yourself a favour and watch the living SHIT OUT OF IT. Support Medieval Irish Battle Magic Tokusatsu. The real action starts right here.
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Vincent Walsh in Mystic Knights
Alt: Vincent Walsh in Mystic Knights
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Charlie @coxasaurus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ok, hear me out... Jack Reacher Tokyo Drift
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Fake Muppet Show Guests @fakemuppetguests.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Ringo Starr!
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nick @unionnick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
On the *same day* the Cornell Seven drugged and raped Jane Doe, Cornell banned four students (including the President of Cornell JVP) from campus for three years for nonviolent, pro-Palestine protests. The same Cornell officials let the rapists off with apology essays.
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abby (sports) @stabbyabby.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Please remember that 1 in 3 women are probably having an extra terrible time right now
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Josh Grubbs @joshuagrubbsphd.com · 29/09/2026
I will forever maintain that that left must not let the right claim patriotism as their own and dope things like this are a big part of why
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Rambler Jonny @ramblerjonny.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tweet by Conajam, @conajam:

interviewer: you have a 3 year gap on your resume that just says "vengence"

me:

interviewer:

me: you don't remember me, do you?

1:57 pm 6/14/19 Twitter for iPhone
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endeavorance 🕊️ @endeavorance.camp · 30/09/2026
when I need to box up leftovers but I’m out of tupperware
A still frame from an episode of Endeavorance’s Satisfactory let’s play series. Endeavorance is floating in a void of space with text that reads, “why I have no canisters?”
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Rabbit Hole Studios @jenpallante.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Judge: This is the 5th most baseless claim I've seen in my whole career.
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Jason The PPW Sound Guy also the 🐆🐻 is my champion... Sadly @jasonallonby.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
How dare they name their shitty AI agents after my favourite shitty candy!! There's only one kind of Dots!
Dots
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P.V. Poseur @pvposeur.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We also need to pass a law to where they're REQUIRED to have their money in banks here in the US instead of overseas so they are FORCED to pay taxes. The sheer fact they're able to get away with not having to pay any taxes by having their precious $$$ overseas is so fucking stupid tbh.
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Christopher Marcotte @chris23xi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have been bitten by the #Dressmaker bug. Please forgive my incredibly basic first dresses 😅
Screenshot from Dressmaker. A red and green plaid professional dress with a library background.Screenshot from Dressmaker. An elegant pink and purple dress in a vaguely gothic background.
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Breezy @breezysportngame.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
RFK Racing is just RF again. Didn’t see that coming
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Christopher Marcotte @chris23xi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Congratulations on everyone’s RFK merch technically becoming vintage
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🎃 Matthew Jack-o'-lantern 🎃 @awalrusdarkly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Didn't have "Case Keenum Out Here Ballin" on the bingo card but why not, let it rip.
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Will @sharkfinhat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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