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JEEMS, dog servant

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JEEMS, dog servant @jamesfrye.bsky.social · 48m
... Storm Duck? I missed some important Dolphin roster news.
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JEEMS, dog servant @jamesfrye.bsky.social · 3h
Schmitt, ball-knower: “Well, we had text messages from [Smith’s] team that he was at a basketball game, and the only game at 7:30 tip-off in the NBA was in Atlanta. I didn’t know he was a Caitlin Clark fan. Now we know.” By the way, Schmitt is a co-sponsor of the terrible Protect College Sports Act
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Jill @lintstorm.bsky.social · 5h
I had a good conversation with someone about this pattern and why the fit is so perfect. I think #knitsky will appreciate it. 🧶
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JEEMS, dog servant @jamesfrye.bsky.social · 7h
Witcher 3 was a card game with some swords and sorcery minigames.
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JEEMS, dog servant @jamesfrye.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
most predictable thing ever : the right wing media are turning this schmitt debacle into a victory with selective editing
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JEEMS, dog servant @jamesfrye.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
B1G sports: your way of keeping yourself from being a total jackass in a Senate hearing
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JEEMS, dog servant @jamesfrye.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
7 months of murdering civilians and sending our own soldiers to their death but yeah I guess the gas thing too
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JEEMS, dog servant @jamesfrye.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
sean payton is looking more and more like a ben stiller character every week
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Sukrit "Act" Tan @actsukrit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This matcha bowl is in on r/tea today, and I am continually delighted by how stupid this is every time I scroll pass. I therefore inflict it upon you so you to can experience it/receive psychic damage as I have reddit.com/r/tea/commen...
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🏳️‍🌈Nikki!! 🌌🏳️‍🌈 @elkers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
What’s up Bluesky?! I’m making a very expensive trip to the mechanic in 2 weeks to put a new cam chain in my beloved van, Forest. I’ll be streaming some art tomorrow evening for anyone who wants to watch! Dog portraits will be pay-whatever-you-like 💕 I also might do some painted originals!
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-s…
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI
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JEEMS, dog servant @jamesfrye.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
the fighter jet flying over was also edited in but that’s still not as weird as swapping Crowley for Harp
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sarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i've always wanted to visit iceland sure wish i hadn't been holding that monkey's paw when i said it
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Jill @lintstorm.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Today’s matchup is between Amy (L), who always looks like she’s carrying triplets even when she’s not pregnant and Eddie (R), who is Amy’s son and assumes the shape of a perfect orb with legs when viewed from behind.
A very rotund badger face Icelandic Sheep ewe lumbers toward the camera, hoping for snacks.A spherical badger face Icelandic Sheep wether with his perfectly round butt facing the camera
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JEEMS, dog servant @jamesfrye.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
ok, those of you who are good at such things... what's my best plan for repairing this? assume I have a sewing kit and very basic skill with a thread and needle skill level: i've semi-adequately (and non-aesthetically) patched small tears in jeans before but not actual large holes like this
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Doug Mack @douglasmack.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Put another way: In addition to killing people, injuring many others, traumatizing even more, the ICE occupation cost $700 million in economic damage (to the city of Minneapolis alone), which is significantly larger than the amount of accused fraud that the govt used as a pretext for the occupation
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JEEMS, dog servant @jamesfrye.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
guess what happens when you leave dog treats in the pouch of your favorite hoodie and hang it on the dining room chair @ataokennel.bsky.social ummm are you still selling merch?
A navy blue hoodie with the ATAO logo and several holes chewed through the pouch that are still wet
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JEEMS, dog servant @jamesfrye.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
seems like going to the united nations to spout off about how many countries you want to destroy should be considered a bad thing
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JEEMS, dog servant @jamesfrye.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
i'm so sorry for you @charleshbryan.bsky.social
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JEEMS, dog servant @jamesfrye.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
when i coached elementary/middle school age soccer, hands down the worst part of the role was the parents tip to soccer parents everywhere: U-11 is not, in fact, a qualifier round for the world cup
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Erin K @eekappy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
For the past ten days, I had a most excellent adventure. Shall I tell you about it? Yes? Okay good because I’m going to. You may recognize this dog…
A black and white border collie stands over a tiny stuffed wolf. He implores the photo taker to stop taking a photo and toss the wolf for him please.
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Charles Bryan, Part-Time Cat Bed @charleshbryan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The "Piña Colada Song" works, too. 🎶If you like Dikembe Mutumbo Blocking shots every day Give him layups and jumpers And watch him swat them away If you're into being scolded With a big finger wave Try a shot on Dikembe And your stats he will shave🎶 🎶doo doo doo doooooo🎶
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cholly (please listen to the c-show podcast) @fluffy369.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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NFL Daily News @insidenflnews.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
DALLAS TURNER WALKOFF SACK FOR THE VIKINGS
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JEEMS, dog servant @jamesfrye.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when your news reporting company decides they’ve completely given up on reporting news
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snackerü @snackeru.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I would like to hear Prince’s version of “Bad”
According to Prince's former fiancee Susannah Melvion, "[Prince] couldn't believe Michael had the nerve to call it 'I'm Bad. He was like, 'There's nothing badass about him! He could not let Michael get away with it. Not only was he not going to sing it with him, he went into the studio and re-recorded it to what he thought it should be and sent it back to Michael. Like 'No. And by the way, this is what it should be.! That was the end of that. But that's how Prince was."
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JEEMS, dog servant @jamesfrye.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
ouch
Win probability chart showing a 99.9% chance of victory for NC State with 6 seconds left and the line plummeting to 100% for Vanderbilt at the end of the game after the debacle in the quoted post
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Melissa & 🦈SYVIE🦈 @muppybean.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Syvie and Spreckles: Squirrdle Hunters
A beautiful amber dog and a giant spotted stuffed pig sit together on an outdoor dog cot. They are looking through the railing at squirrels
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taylr @taylordahlin.com · 19/09/2026
if you’re the white woman who was picking up a bat in downtown minneapolis on hennepin ave between washington & 3rd on 9/15 at noon, the minnesota department of health would like to talk to you because that shit was RABID! i would also like to talk to you because girl, wtf
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DEPARTMENT OF HEALTH
protecting, maintaining and improving the health of il Minesotans
RABID BAT FOUND ON SIDEWALK
On Tuesday, September 15 at about 12pm, a bat was found on the sidewalk on Hennepin Ave between N. Washington Ave and N 3°St.
The bat died and was sent for rabies testing. This bat tested positive for
rabies.
A woman was seen crouching by the bat and putting it into a bag. She was described as a 25-to-30-year-old white woman, about 5'5", with curly brown hair and a curly-haired golden retriever-like dog. If this was you, please call 911 and ask to be connected to Animal Care & Control.
Bites from bats are tiny, may be painless, and may not leave a mark. An person who had physical contact or touched this bat should talk with health care provider this weekend for assessment. During the week, Minnesota Department of Health can also provide rabies assessments at 651-201-5414.
If vou did not touch or have any contact with the bat, you have no risk of rabies and do not need shots.
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JEEMS, dog servant @jamesfrye.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
notably, the news outfit that was banned from the white house by trump today for noncompliance has repeated this uncritically with nothing more than "we reached out to denmark for comment" before running it
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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JEEMS, dog servant @jamesfrye.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
start the timer on corrections from denmark and walkbacks from other regime officials
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JEEMS, dog servant @jamesfrye.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
ironically one of the most easily replaceable jobs using ai would be "democratic consultant" and it is probably one of the few cases where the humans do the job worse
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JEEMS, dog servant @jamesfrye.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
the natural consequence of canada joining eurovision next year
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JEEMS, dog servant @jamesfrye.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
you're gosh darn right www.startribune.com/kwik-trip-is...
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Kwik Trip changes Midwestern eating habits, one gas station dinner at a time
The beloved convenience store chain is as Wisconsin as cheese. As it expands throughout Minnesota, the country’s top spot to fuel up succeeds by filling bellies, not tanks.
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JEEMS, dog servant @jamesfrye.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Emmer lives in Delano. The cheapest ground beef at the Coborn’s there is 7 bucks a pound. I suggest that any guests at Emmer’s house might not want to eat whatever ground up roadkill he’s serving at under $2/lb shop.coborns.com/store/coborn...
Coborn’s ad showing the cheapest ground beef at $6.99 per pound
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megs ✨ @megsf.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Out cold. #MonaMonday
A black and brindled Plott hound with a pink harness lies amongst the blue cushions and pillows on an outdoor sofa. Her head is against one of the pillows and her head has tilted backwards, leaving her mouth just a bit open and giving her a goofy sleeping face.
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JEEMS, dog servant @jamesfrye.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
mona and wickson were running with a vizsla/pittie mix at the dog park and wickson bowled her over into the dirt like she was a packer quarterback
A Plott hound, normally dark brown, is seen here from above with her entire right side a light tan from the dirt she rolled throughA Plott hound, normally dark brown, is seen here from the right side with her entire right side a light tan from the dirt she rolled through
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JEEMS, dog servant @jamesfrye.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
r/NFCNorthMemeWar is gonna be lit this week
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JEEMS, dog servant @jamesfrye.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
NFC NORTH: DID YOU WIN GAME 1? DET: umm yeah barely MIN: you betcha CHI: oh hell yeah total blowout GB: ok but if a couple plays had gone our way …
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JEEMS, dog servant @jamesfrye.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
still true in 2026
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JEEMS, dog servant @jamesfrye.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
that viking drive… lol vikings are terrible packers are terrible AND stupid
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JEEMS, dog servant @jamesfrye.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
OK it is time I have a suggestion for Carson Wentz today
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JEEMS, dog servant @jamesfrye.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
still true in 2026
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JEEMS, dog servant @jamesfrye.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
the bears are on pace to score over 1000 points this season
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JEEMS, dog servant @jamesfrye.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
we’re gonna see jj before the end of this game aren’t we
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JEEMS, dog servant @jamesfrye.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Well I have no idea how this season is going to go for the Vikings. I expect a high degree of chaos all season, sometimes good, sometimes bad. But hope springs eternal. Sköl! Time to march to battle.
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Vikings Lagertha Kathryn Winnick Serious
ALT: Vikings Lagertha Kathryn Winnick Serious
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SUZE and DIPPER and Gremmy @awildsuze.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The football is bigger
Gremmy the Tiny, a Yorkie, sit next to a standard size football. The football is wider but otherwise about the same size. Gremmy would like to remind you that although she is football sized she highly recommends you don’t throw her. Her eyes make you believe her. They are dsrk and bottomless
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JEEMS, dog servant @jamesfrye.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
that was the dumbest play I can recall in a long time that succeeded despite itself (Kansas vs Mizzou)
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JEEMS, dog servant @jamesfrye.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
oh no did we coronate the rams too soon?
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