Chris Cunningham @chris-cunningham.bsky.social · 24/09/2026After months of procrastination i finally did the marie kondo thing for a single drawer and i am irrationally angry. This didn't fit before and there's space now? I can see everything? anyway this is my personality now 120
Reposted by Chris CunninghamCatherine Frames @oxinabox.bsky.social · 04/10/2025as a girl with a PhD in natural language processing and machine learning it's actually offensive to me when you say "we don't know how LLMs work so they might be conscious" I didn't spend 10 years in mines of academia to be told ignorance is morally equal knowledge. We know exactly how LLMs work. 6557521579
Reposted by Chris Cunninghamgamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 07/10/2025If $150 million salary is what happens when you get canceled, well, cancel me, daddy. 1405
Reposted by Chris Cunninghamhoney i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 23/02/2025went to view a room in london it was just a mattress up a tree £950 p/w 0103
Reposted by Chris Cunninghamgabundy @gabundy.blog · 07/10/2025Two years into a genocide and people are still asking others to condemn Hamas, demanding to know whether Israel as a right to exist, and denying the war crimes we've been watching as they livestream them. 161
Reposted by Chris Cunninghamgabundy @gabundy.blog · 07/10/2025If by now you question whether it's a genocide at all, you don't deserve to be a part of the conversation anymore. 042
Reposted by Chris Cunninghammerr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 07/10/2025there was so little pornography in the 60s that a bikini from a james bond movie became so famous that it has its own wikipedia page en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_b...en.wikipedia.orgWhite bikini of Ursula Andress - Wikipedia 81789
Chris Cunningham @chris-cunningham.bsky.social · 07/10/2025"those useless entities will be removed in the name of progress" says the united kingdom's foremost fan of nancy astor 010
Reposted by Chris Cunninghamtranna scarenina @einegeniesserin.bsky.social · 07/10/2025first time as tragedy (mortgages) second time as farce (tensor multiplication) 0122
Chris Cunningham @chris-cunningham.bsky.social · 07/10/2025it's good that in this age of increasing intolerance they made an imagine dragons for girls 010
Reposted by Chris CunninghamEsther Schindler @estherschindler.bsky.social · 06/10/2025I just saw someone use the abbreviation “AI;DR” and I’ll be laughing for a while. 2875032458
Reposted by Chris CunninghamJulia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 07/10/2025its funny how not a single actual journalist has been like, “actually she’s good at journalism” 332896279
Chris Cunningham @chris-cunningham.bsky.social · 07/10/2025stewart lee did a great article about understanding german humour and how heavily biased it is towards absurdism. "did you hear about the man with an orange for a head" is by far the best success I've ever had with a joke in germany 120
Reposted by Chris CunninghamReconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social · 07/10/2025Bring back inscrutable security posters 11413102
Reposted by Chris Cunninghampriscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social · 07/10/2025guy got mad at me for sharing this comic on twitter back in 2017, but it's still one of my favorite exchanges. (he was not kidding, btw.) 321192125
Reposted by Chris CunninghamKendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis @kendrawrites.com · 07/10/2025We get these stunning images of the Black Panthers, but I was an adult before I learned about the free breakfast program. Or that the Young Lords were out there picking up trash and taking over Lincoln Hospital to push for better care and services. 2665
Reposted by Chris CunninghamKendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis @kendrawrites.com · 07/10/2025I also think part of the problem is we're taught the telegenic shit but not how it's in service to larger political or economic gains. Like we don't really talk about how the Montgomery Bus Boycott was specifically about forcing the bus company to choose btwn integration or bankruptcy 217525
Reposted by Chris CunninghamKendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis @kendrawrites.com · 07/10/2025I'm not talking about US politicians I'm talking about normal people. I see people fighting back and organizing every fucking day. ICE hasn't met their recruitment goals. They haven't met their kidnapping goals. That's WHY they keep escalating. 71272221
Chris Cunningham @chris-cunningham.bsky.social · 07/10/2025obviously the "mastodon is merely one network in the fediverse" people are the "linux is just the kernel" analogue 010
Reposted by Chris Cunninghammerr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 07/10/2025does anyone need a sworn retainer. like a terrible instrument of your will who asks no questions and is more of a living weapon than a fully actualized human being 4055963
Reposted by Chris CunninghamMike Sowden @mikeachim.bsky.social · 06/10/2025Damn. This is amazing. £325 per week, paid monthly, for 3 years - and the result was a profit for the Irish economy: www.citizensinformation.ie/en/employmen... 125154245226
Reposted by Chris CunninghamFrances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 06/10/2025there's a little chain you can pull at the top of mount everest to switch the direction of the earth's rotation. a small nepalese boy just went up there to set us clockwise for the winter. it is considered a great honour to put the world into exhaust mode. 010922
Reposted by Chris CunninghamJim Douglas 🇨🇦 @jimsdouglas.bsky.social · 07/10/2025I know the world's on fire, but you can’t think about that every minute. Check out this YouTube channel. Macy tries out random jobs and documents what they involve, including the finances for some businesses. In this one she spends a day at United's flight attendant school. youtu.be/UpHJ8wF3v0k?...youtu.beDo I have what it takes to do a flight attendant's REAL job?YouTube video by Morning Brew 022
Reposted by Chris Cunninghamemily blight 🐦⬛ @threnody.northsky.social · 07/10/2025pretty upset to realize that: • i remember the “did baby gronk rizz up livvy?” thing • i can still parse the sentence • it was 2.5 years ago • i have almost certainly lived half of my life and before i die i will be forced to parse even worse sentences to make my way through the world 2391
Reposted by Chris CunninghamThe PS1 startup sound as a lesbian @janus.bsky.social · 07/10/2025these reports of israeli cops forcing the abducted flotilla activists to kiss the flag is some deranged Dril tweet type-shit. im pretty intimately familiar with how psychotic zionism is but this feel like the stuff you see being done in cartoons by a 9 y/o school bully 1221
Reposted by Chris CunninghamConnie Chen 陳穎慈 @conniechiiiwa.bsky.social · 06/10/2025This is practically a self portrait of you that I have in my home lol. OOOH YEAHHH!!! 091
Reposted by Chris Cunninghamdr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 06/10/2025it is useful not to lose sight of how, underneath everything else, hollow all of this noise is. portland and chicago are warzones, so i am dispatching a couple hundred best buy assistant managers there to quell the insurrections. potemkin stuff, paper thin 273252448
Reposted by Chris Cunninghamwizardry variants kib @kib.bsky.social · 07/10/2025There's so much revisionist history going on with their financial updates right now so Just reminding you that I spent time actually going over them towards the end of the site's run. Judge for yourself d-shoot.net/cohostfinanc...d-shoot.netCohost's Financials - A RetrospectiveA look back through the financial updates of Cohost.org 1102
Reposted by Chris CunninghamLupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 18/08/2025Grateful for the sickos that are Horny For AI because finally those of us who are Horny For Cartoon have somebody to look down on. 823329
Chris Cunningham @chris-cunningham.bsky.social · 07/10/2025I miss NL's segregated bike lanes between the pavement and the road basically every time I leave the house. I could shop an hour away on a bike and never be on the same surface as the cars 020
Reposted by Chris CunninghamI Liv, I Die, Oliviagain Hill @machineiv.bsky.social · 07/10/2025Conservatives romanticize the Confederacy because no matter how much time passes, the Confederacy will never be 18 years old. 7490173
Reposted by Chris CunninghamBut Dave Died 10 Years Ago This Very Night @daveexmachina.bsky.social · 06/10/2025normal person: i just want a place to hang out with my friends tech weirdo: and shitheads np: no just my friends tw: but what about hearing alternative views on race and gender? np: we just want to hang out and goof around tw: so where do the shitheads fit in then np: no shitheads tw: not following 288342577
Reposted by Chris CunninghamHaru (Boo! Is this spooky enough?) @hgkharu.bsky.social · 06/10/2025media.tenor.coma cartoon of a man in a frog costume talking to a womanALT: a cartoon of a man in a frog costume talking to a woman 0875
Chris Cunningham @chris-cunningham.bsky.social · 07/10/2025Cloud knows "Cloud", "sit", "lie down", "okay", "downstairs", "beep beep" and "treat" Nacho knows "Nacho". He also knows to the minute when it is 06:00 / 18:00 to start whining about getting fed 161
Reposted by Chris Cunninghammarlo @marlo.ooo · 06/10/2025do you ever think about how there is really no up or down or anything and when you look at the sky you’re just looking out and gravity is the only thing holding you to the surface of earth and then think about what it would be like to fall into the sky and then further and further 7261
Reposted by Chris CunninghamJamison Foser @jamisonfoser.bsky.social · 06/10/2025our "stealing" division consumes more energy than all but three nations and has an annual budget of $7,280,000,000. our "oops, sorry, we'll put it back" division is a guy named Lenny. he works part time on nights and weekends, when he isn't at JV lacrosse practice. 0879
Reposted by Chris Cunninghamjosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 06/10/2025Everyone: children simply aren't "of the corn" Stephen king: hold my beer 1166573
Chris Cunningham @chris-cunningham.bsky.social · 06/10/2025"the linux of social media" is perfect. the most insufferable people on mastodon are people who do nothing but tell you, a person using mastodon, that you should be using mastodon 050
Reposted by Chris CunninghamGarth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 06/10/2025this AI crap has exactly the same vibe as Chili Discourse, a bunch of bad faith shitheads trying to make nothing into something through sheer volume I'll be doing my part by blocking every single AI advocate that crosses my path bc I simply do not care enough to sort them out 101109110
Reposted by Chris Cunninghamohfivepro.bsky.social @ohfivepro.bsky.social · 05/10/2025🚨EMERGENCY UPDATE🚨 He has changed hats and has now grown legs. The great thinkers of our time are debating what this could mean 217774
Reposted by Chris CunninghamRyan Dunlavey @ryandunlavey.bsky.social · 06/10/2025My favorite version of the Punisher is the one who beats up cyborgs, ninja ladies, karate dudes and Italian-american stereotypes with a battle axe he found on a school bus. 17911
Reposted by Chris Cunninghamflyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 06/10/2025It’s quite remarkable to see British political journos - an astoundingly thin-skinned bunch, if they are slighted by the wrong sort of person - just queueing up to be spoken to like they are dogshit on the shoes of one Israeli government politician or spokesperson after another, without complaint. 26115
Reposted by Chris CunninghamDave Infante @dinfontay.com · 06/10/2025the hijack of cbs is a great impetus to fund indie media! but the parallel to twitter is instructive here bc after musk took it over *a lot of people stayed there,* cooking their brains in right-wing slop. and cbs' reputation among low-info normies is much better than twitter's ever was. 3253
Chris Cunningham @chris-cunningham.bsky.social · 06/10/2025the wizard boy thing, though after about 2013 that was more active avoidance than mere coincidence I've also never seen a complete episode of the office, either UK or US 010