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Chris Cunningham @chris-cunningham.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

After months of procrastination i finally did the marie kondo thing for a single drawer and i am irrationally angry. This didn't fit before and there's space now? I can see everything? anyway this is my personality now

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Chris Cunningham @chris-cunningham.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

Cloud knows "Cloud", "sit", "lie down", "okay", "downstairs", "beep beep" and "treat" Nacho knows "Nacho". He also knows to the minute when it is 06:00 / 18:00 to start whining about getting fed

A samoyed called Cloud and a blue point birman called Nacho

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Chris Cunningham @chris-cunningham.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

It is yeah (i mean otherwise, how would he have known?)

Cardboard box losing three uses it can be put to instead of throwing it away. 1. Turn it into a box house for your cat. 2. Use it to store your toys. 3. Climb inside and pretend you're on a rocket to the moon

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Chris Cunningham @chris-cunningham.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

we were having a horrific time a few days ago and this idiot jumped into a box of toilet rolls and just stayed there for an hour and it completely changed our day

A cat peeking out of a box of toilet rolls

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Chris Cunningham @chris-cunningham.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

if we get enough people in one place and all jump up in the air at the same time then science confirms we might finally be able to break the earth out of its orbit and plummet it into the sun

“Polar motion, like the Chandler wobble, reflects changes in Earth’s overall angular momentum,” said study authors Taehwan Jeon and Ki-Weon Seo, a geophysicist and associate professor at Seoul National University, respectively, in a joint email to 404 Media. “Changes in regional mass, and velocity fields of ocean currents and winds can affect the wobble’s amplitude. Because the wobble sums up effects from all over the globe, it is usually hard to tell exactly which region contributed how much.”

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Chris Cunningham @chris-cunningham.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

I found a slide from a presentation at the time, lmao

a presentation slide saying "Who am I not? Not any of these Chrises" along with the headshots of 24 people named Chris

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Chris Cunningham @chris-cunningham.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

Shark vacuums look like space marine assault weapon sprues

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Chris Cunningham @chris-cunningham.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

I'm not an artist, just a weirdo who happened to be gifted someone's old tablet, but still

two muffins are in an oven. the first says, "sure is hot in here!". the second says, "hole shit, a talking muffin"

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Chris Cunningham @chris-cunningham.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

think this is the first time in my life I've seen a Ts and Cs update which wasn't just "we will sell your data to even more people" and actually improves things

https://www.waitrose.com/ecom/help-information/terms-and-conditions

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Chris Cunningham @chris-cunningham.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

This dickhead has whined at me for an hour

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Chris Cunningham @chris-cunningham.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

cool. cool cool. cool cool cool cool cool

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Chris Cunningham @chris-cunningham.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

the aestetic is an exact match for the worst somethingawful bathroom renovation to ever happen

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Chris Cunningham @chris-cunningham.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

unrelated to the point, but just look at this first paragraph. I wonder why else the executive team of a global healthcare technology firm might be uncomfortable right now

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Chris Cunningham @chris-cunningham.bsky.social · 03/01/2025

another thing bernie sanders was way ahead of the curve on: how kids these days hold their mics for videos

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Chris Cunningham @chris-cunningham.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

john harris, the guardian's bigotry correspondent, shocked to discover that the ur-thatcherite government he has spent his entire career solidifying has unleashed the face-eating leopards on his own face as well as those of the undeserving