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Gram Smoker’s Dracula

@chigurhray.bsky.social
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Gram Smoker’s Dracula @chigurhray.bsky.social · 38m
the vietcong learned all that from watching the beach boys
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Gram Smoker’s Dracula @chigurhray.bsky.social · 16h
i miss objectifying my heterosexual drug dealer friend from high school
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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
ask your doctor about ghosts
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Gram Smoker’s Dracula @chigurhray.bsky.social · 16h
rob zombie’s halloween has aged well especially considering how abysmal the most recent conclusion of the franchise was
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j @dyke.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
jody
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vapors of the chasm @snakeroot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Should we go on a date or just skip ahead to marriage
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Gram Smoker’s Dracula @chigurhray.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
a pair of my underwear recently decided to duplicate
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vapors of the chasm @snakeroot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The girl with the non-Euclidean geometry
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Gram Smoker’s Dracula @chigurhray.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
atfsniper vs fat elvis 2: turbo
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Trashdog W. Garbageman @trashlord.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We have forgotten how to say "no, thanks" bsky.app/profile/tras...
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slice @noahgrim.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Historians now believe I was some sort of duck creature
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Gram Smoker’s Dracula @chigurhray.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
‪i really don’t understand this social expectation for people to “speak out” about something they have nothing to do with. that’s ridiculous why is anyone demanding that‬?
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Haunter @holybible.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
*literally biblical torture method by religious fundamentalists on a woman for not devoting every inch of her body to men* Some ppl say this could be torture....
headline
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Gram Smoker’s Dracula @chigurhray.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#pardoneveryonewhobeatsupanofficer #villifyallofficers
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Gram Smoker’s Dracula @chigurhray.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
if you’re heavily invested in llms at this point my baseline assumption about you is that you are delusional or weeks away from becoming delusional
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Haunter @holybible.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Honking my car horn in the parking lot to feel something
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Gram Smoker’s Dracula @chigurhray.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
people on this website will literally equate misogynistic tweets to actual rape
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Gram Smoker’s Dracula @chigurhray.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this is what reading hegel is like
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Gram Smoker’s Dracula @chigurhray.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i don’t age regress i age progress. i am now a crotchety 7,000 year old sorcerer & i am going to kill you with my ice powers over a minor infraction
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Gram Smoker’s Dracula @chigurhray.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
purchasing twenty bottle of this keeping it in the fridge for 7 or 8 months & dumping them all in the middle of a public park at 4 in the morning
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Gram Smoker’s Dracula @chigurhray.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i wish shannon from home movies was real & my friend
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🛜📶 @split.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
W̻̣hͧ͜ê̊ṇͦ ̈́̆Ịͣ ̪ͅa͇̕m̫̖ ̙̅h̤͡ủͅm̈́ͤa̝̕n̯̈.̷̳
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Gram Smoker’s Dracula @chigurhray.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
it’s insane to me that cioran was heterosexual. i read 2 of his books before learning anything about his personal life whole time thought he was gay as hell.
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Jess @ennui-haver.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the bank should just have a bag of cash in the center that you can grab if you want to rob it with the amount they would expect to lose so they can cut down on conflict and casualties during robberies
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Gram Smoker’s Dracula @chigurhray.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i don’t think babies are really alive yet
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Gram Smoker’s Dracula @chigurhray.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
‪mdma being a raver drug has never made sense to me. good molly will have your muscles locked up & your face feeling like you’re riding a fucking gravitron. you’ll be moving like a robot drowning in an hourglass ‬
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Gram Smoker’s Dracula @chigurhray.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
even if you’re immensely conservative you have to be completely retarded to ever vote republican again. what the hell do they even do besides cut medicaid & go to war for no reason lmfao
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@REDACTED 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🖕🖕🖕🖕
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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j @dyke.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
As far back as i can remember I always wanted to own a successful covid-conscious lesbian bar in western massachusetts. To me, owning a successful covid-conscious lesbian bar in western massachusetts was better than being President of the United States
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mammon @derekhill.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
telling the gas station attendant i'll be following his career with great interest
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Gram Smoker’s Dracula @chigurhray.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
PCP nightmare emulator
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Gram Smoker’s Dracula @chigurhray.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
this is the sort of thing i’d be microwaving if i were somebody’s coworker
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Pixels Puddlefen @pixelthegnome.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
what gift will the fae leave tonite while im sleep
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Gram Smoker’s Dracula @chigurhray.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
this should be normal. law enforcement should have no privacy. get a real job or stay at home
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Gabri @someburgerfan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The sky is blue because it's made with blue Gatorade
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MisterJayEm @misterjayem.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Well, I am too fun at parties!!
THE BIRTH OF TRAGEDY

by FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE
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Gram Smoker’s Dracula @chigurhray.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
the united states has accumulated 40 trillion in debt over the past quarter century
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Gram Smoker’s Dracula @chigurhray.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i met mr.bungle. she’s black
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Gram Smoker’s Dracula @chigurhray.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
big foot is real & he’s raping me rn
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Gram Smoker’s Dracula @chigurhray.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
if i were god on the final day of judgment i would say actually it is pronounced jod & send everyone directly to ultra hell
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Gram Smoker’s Dracula @chigurhray.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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🍍On Vacay🏝 - DO NOT DISTURB @crannyboy.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
All art is inherently dumb as fuck
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Queernan the Barbarian @meatpopsicle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A four function calculator that says BOOBIES. it's turned upside down
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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 28/07/2023
what is wrong with me and how do I monetize it
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Opossum Living in a Trash Can @dumbgreentrash.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
hell yeah
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Gram Smoker’s Dracula @chigurhray.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
i saw 3 opossums raiding my apartment’s trash last night & it was beautiful
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Dr. Money 5 Nothing @bug-deal.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"fear is the big fucker
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Gram Smoker’s Dracula @chigurhray.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
the thin woke duke
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