Reposted by Trashdog W. GarbagemanJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 01/10/2026i've never played minecraft but my hunch is that the frustrations of terraforming and city planning with a playstation controller are not unlike trying to go 10-7 with kenny pickett 191448161
Trashdog W. Garbageman @trashlord.bsky.social · 29/09/2026In retrospect, testing a new anti-anxiety medication with a trip to cleveland for a friend's wedding was actually a pretty solid plan 000
Trashdog W. Garbageman @trashlord.bsky.social · 29/09/2026It's perfectly fine (encouraged, even) to play the Discourse Pass card 120
Trashdog W. Garbageman @trashlord.bsky.social · 25/09/2026going to Ohio (hope I don't get stuck!) 000
Reposted by Trashdog W. GarbagemanGram Smoker’s Dracula @chigurhray.bsky.social · 23/09/2026if i were god on the final day of judgment i would say actually it is pronounced jod & send everyone directly to ultra hell 071
Trashdog W. Garbageman @trashlord.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Showing up to a job interview with a Four Loko (USA so they know I support the troops) 000
Trashdog W. Garbageman @trashlord.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The weird parts of the internet have embraced Xavier: Renegade Angel by now, but I still am leery to bring it up in public 001
Trashdog W. Garbageman @trashlord.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Laughing at all the bisexuals who wouldn't fuck an alien #bivisibilityday 100
Trashdog W. Garbageman @trashlord.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Fitting I had a dream about an orgy during Bisexuality Day. I was not participating, too busy looking for drugs 000
Reposted by Trashdog W. GarbagemanSantana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 21/09/2026Theyre calling him the King K Rool of getting fucked up 1173
Trashdog W. Garbageman @trashlord.bsky.social · 21/09/2026New US cities just dropped: Uneasy, Wisconsin Ludicrous, Maine Two Bastards, Montana Other Milwaukee, Hawaii Long Fart, Maryland Oh No, Oregon 000
Trashdog W. Garbageman @trashlord.bsky.social · 21/09/2026figured that if I'm going to go out on my own terms I'm gonna do something like the two Brazilian dudes who died with lead eye masks and a cryptic notebook potentially related to aliens 100
Reposted by Trashdog W. GarbagemanJP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Slavoj Žižek has my dream job. I watched him speak in front of a crowd for 45 minutes uninterrupted about whatever he felt like while the host watched helplessly. when he finally finished she said "wise words" and he said "I HATE WISDOM" then started talking again 504057634
Trashdog W. Garbageman @trashlord.bsky.social · 16/09/2026this is how I imagine @orbgazer.bsky.social looks like IRL (laudatory) 161
Reposted by Trashdog W. GarbagemanAntaresian Thoughts @antaresianthoughts.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Ancient Egypt's biggest problem was saying their god-king was a series of inbred dorks who fucking died 001
Trashdog W. Garbageman @trashlord.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I have no idea who this person is but the use of a meme this poorly means I would like to never find out 000
Trashdog W. Garbageman @trashlord.bsky.social · 30/08/2026the last couple of days I've had the phrase "Clown Prison" bouncing around in my head 000
Trashdog W. Garbageman @trashlord.bsky.social · 29/08/2026A mutual on another site posted some very Edcore imagery @edwardodell.bsky.social 040
Trashdog W. Garbageman @trashlord.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Really enjoying Elder Scrolls Online so far 000
Reposted by Trashdog W. GarbagemanOrbGazer @orbgazer.bsky.social · 27/08/2026announcing my new charitable endeavor, The Ass Foundation 5273
Reposted by Trashdog W. GarbagemanAntaresian Thoughts @antaresianthoughts.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Gotta get my stinky goop levels up. Not enough goop and not stinky enough as of late. This is embarrassing 001
Reposted by Trashdog W. Garbagemanguy off of the computer @explod.es · 26/08/2026pretty crazy how Rowan Atkinson is named after a diet, yet Mr Bean is named after a type of meal (bean) 1151
Trashdog W. Garbageman @trashlord.bsky.social · 25/08/2026the amount of times I've found money and weed lying on the ground; is that not a possibility in the current hellworld? a shame 010
Trashdog W. Garbageman @trashlord.bsky.social · 24/08/2026hmm, I'm not familiar with the details of "s trong" 000
Reposted by Trashdog W. GarbagemanJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 24/08/2026you know, there is precedent for completely deactivating this franchise and restarting it in a couple years with completely new guys 471775256
Reposted by Trashdog W. GarbagemanAntaresian Thoughts @antaresianthoughts.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Getting blasted on a non-Newtonian fluid 011
Reposted by Trashdog W. GarbagemanAntaresian Thoughts @antaresianthoughts.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Covering you in wax against your will 011
Reposted by Trashdog W. GarbagemanAntaresian Thoughts @antaresianthoughts.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I’m under the floorboards being a horrible little critter 001
Trashdog W. Garbageman @trashlord.bsky.social · 22/08/20265cm dude lookin for a 7cm baddie where ya at 020
Reposted by Trashdog W. GarbagemanAntaresian Thoughts @antaresianthoughts.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Genetically engineering a worm with arms. No legs, just arms 001
Reposted by Trashdog W. GarbagemanAntaresian Thoughts @antaresianthoughts.bsky.social · 19/08/2026At the behest of many, [explodes into meaty giblets] 001
Trashdog W. Garbageman @trashlord.bsky.social · 19/08/2026LMAO I KNOW THIS VEHICLE AND HAVE SEEN IT IN PERSON 000
Trashdog W. Garbageman @trashlord.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I see nearly all of you have not taken to following my alternate account. Are you scared? 000
Reposted by Trashdog W. GarbagemanAntaresian Thoughts @antaresianthoughts.bsky.social · 16/08/2026What doesn’t kill you kills me instead. You see the problem here, right? 001
Reposted by Trashdog W. GarbagemanAntaresian Thoughts @antaresianthoughts.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Tried to enter The Gristle Dimension but ended up in the Grease Realm. How embarrassing! 001
Reposted by Trashdog W. GarbagemanAntaresian Thoughts @antaresianthoughts.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Living in squalor to own the libs 001
