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Eric Harris Bernstein @ehbinmn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

They started texting with a 16-year-old. After two years, they offered to sell him a gun. They consider that "stopping a terrorist attack." And they are calling it heroic. What an absolute embarrassment.

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Oh my god the dietician who is telling everyone in the White House to only eat steak and sauerkraut doesn't wipe his ass.

To O’Mara, the diet is not just a temporary means of losing weight but a way to eat for good. He has been doing it for 10 years, and credits it with turning his life around. At one point in our conversation he pulled up the Bristol Stool Chart, which ranges from Type 1 (“separate, hard pellets”) to Type 7 (“watery, no solid pieces”). O’Mara is consistently delivering Type 4 (“smooth, soft, like a snake”), with pointed ends, indicative of healthy rectal function, he told me. “When you start eating healthy, you don’t need toilet paper,” he claimed. “Animals in the wild have no residual stool on their anus.” He described a proper bowel movement to me this way: odorless, wipe-free, over in three to seven seconds and “nearly orgasmic.”

“I could have a bowel movement behind a sheet at a dinner party in the corner of the room,” he said, “and nobody would know.”

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David BASTARDquist @refburnquist.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

he actually did the meme

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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

BREAKING: Melat Kiros has won the Democratic primary in Colorado’s 1st district. The democratic socialist has unseated the district’s 29-year incumbent by running on Medicare for All, abolishing ICE, ending forever wars and more.

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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

RESULT: Darializa Avila Chevalier, a challenger backed by New York's left, has ousted Rep. Adriano Espaillat. An earthquake result, which means all 3 congressional candidates backed by Mamdani have won: Chevalier, Brad Lander, and Claire Valdez.

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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

The MINNESOTA TIMBERWOLVES. Y’know?!

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fishgutzombies @fishgutzombies.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

Finchy played 8 guys. Our top three guards out. Our top three 3-point shooters out. Against best player in the world. Finchy masterclass.

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Aaron Gleeman @aarongleeman.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

Jaden McDaniels talked maximum shit about the Nuggets — on camera, naming names — and then backed it up with 32 points, 10 rebounds, 0 turnovers, and lockdown defense in a series-clinching win.

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Arif Hasan, but NFL🔨⚒️🛠️ @arif.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

incredible how well this aged

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Big Baller Brandon @brandonbeck4.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

I wouldn’t trade Jaden McDaniels for 100 Giannis Antetokounmpo’s

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Ben Schleuss @benschleuss.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

They’re all bad defenders.

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Big Baller Brandon @brandonbeck4.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

ONE WAY OUT! ONE WAY OUT! ONE WAY OUT!

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Jack Borman @jackborman.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Never been more proud of the Minnesota Timberwolves. Saw two heartbeats of the team go down, took the defensive intensity to an 11, played way harder than a championship winning team, and had each other's backs. No questioning this team's will, heart, and connectivity.

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Hoop Informatics @hoopinformatics.com · 24/04/2026

Jaden McDaniels vs bad defenders

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Chef Lexvold @chetlexvold.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

“Refs you suck” chant is the worst chant in sports, especially up 20.

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Crockett Houghton @crocketthoughton.com · 19/04/2026

Tim Curry, the absolute legend, turns 80 today. This man took huge swings.

A grid photo of 16 different characters all played by the legend Tim Curry.

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Ingrid Burrington @lifewinning.com · 01/04/2026

www.microsoft.com/en-us/micros... is it good to build an entire economy and software infrastructure on this

Highlighted section of the Copilot ToS which says "Copilot is for entertainment purposes only"

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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

The champagne toast and noose lapel pins are gonna sit with me a while on this one

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IMEU Policy Project @imeupolicy.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

Trump wants an extra $200 billion from Congress for his & Israel’s war on Iran. Instead of ensuring that more Americans have a roof over their heads or that young students are fed, Trump wants to spend more on bombing hospitals and schools for Israel’s benefit.

Trump wants $200 billion for his & Israel's war on Iran.

Instead, the US could fund:

-Tuition-free public colleges ($79B)
-Universal pre-K ($19.6B)
-8-week paid paternity leave for all ($10.5B)
-Ending homelessness ($9.6B/yr)
-Restoring healthcare to millions ($31B)
...and more

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Chef Lexvold @chetlexvold.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

12 turnovers, given up 9 offensive rebounds, and we’re winning somehow. I’ll take it! #wolves

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taylr @taylordahlin.com · 07/03/2026

singer from brass solidarity band shatters a sheet of ice as the band plays “lovely day” at the abolish ICE benefit festival in minneapolis held across the street from where federal agents murdered alex pretti in january

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Portland DSA @portlanddsa.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

Wait, so you’re telling me that a bunch of high-paid corporate lobbyists subsidized by public $ were misleading the public about tax flight to try to cut taxes for the rich? Nah, couldn’t be!

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Chef Lexvold @chetlexvold.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

When is the last time the Wolves played well?

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to bomb this elementary school full of kids because he thinks it makes him look cool. also his scheming viziers will be betting money on it for fun. good luck soldier

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Drop Site @dropsitenews.com · 24/02/2026

🗣️“We can blame the Israelis for committing genocide in Gaza all we want. But the fact of the matter is, we committed genocide in Gaza.” – Dr. @ferozesidhwa.org, an America trauma surgeon who volunteered multiple times in Gaza over the post two years, told the California Democratic Convention...

$🗣️“We can blame the Israelis for committing genocide in Gaza all we want. But the fact of the matter is, we committed genocide in Gaza.” – Dr. @FerozeSidhwa , an America trauma surgeon who volunteered multiple times in Gaza over the post two years, told the California Democratic Convention Progressive Caucus on Saturday. He told the audience that what he witnessed in Gaza felt like a “prelude to the end of humanity,” and what we’re now experiencing in the United States is a “small fraction of what can happen when the end of humanity comes home.” “Acknowledging what we have done in Gaza and facing the truth will not be easy,” Dr Sidhwa stated. “Facing the truth will reveal that some of the people you thought had normal human values are actually monsters. Good. That’s exactly the point. Let’s figure out who wants to make the world a better place, and then let’s go do it.”$

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Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

NEW: Congressional candidate Effie Phillips-Staley just did what most don’t. She visited Palestine to learn more. There, Israeli settlers harassed her, a priest, and Jewish activists. Now, some local Democratic members are going after *her.* One top bundler is even quietly demanding she drop out:

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Israeli Settlers THROW EGGS at a US Political Candidate

YouTube video by Zeteo

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Jordan Uhl @jordanuhl.com · 18/02/2026

We’ve come full circle

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Ghoulothy @landbeforetim.myatproto.social · 14/02/2026

This is blackout poetry to me

I became Senior VP at a multi-million dollar company at age 26. My salary was $600k. This was in 2018.
How did I do it?

Blacked out lines

CEO (my dad) promoted me to SVP.
There are no gimmicks. There are no shortcuts.

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Dean Preston @deanpreston.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

SFUSD students learned more about solidarity, power, and love this week from UESF and all who supported them than they could possibly have learned in school for the week. Thank you educators for showing the way 🙏

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Manda M @bettesays.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

Yesterday, after explaining how he rations his pancreas medication due to cost, my 80 y.o. dad proudly showed me the hi-vis vest he has for neighborhood patrol, and I became acutely aware of the rage I hold for all the actions/inaction that have led us here. So today I joined the @twincitiesdsa.org

A screenshot of an new member email from the Twin Cities DSA

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Stephen Semler @stephensemler.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

ICE’s pending $30 billion budget exceeds the military spending of nearly every country, including Canada, Brazil, Mexico, and Iran. ICE + CBP funding for 2026 would total $66 billion, higher than all but 7 militaries worldwide.

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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

Cops were frequently getting caught planting drugs in 2017 because body cameras were new and many of them didn't understand how the technology worked. When cops hit "record" it saved the 30 seconds from *before* they hit the button. Eventually, they figured it out.

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Why Cops Frequently Got Caught Planting Drugs in 2017

Look. All technology comes with a learning curve.

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ProPublica @propublica.org · 01/02/2026

BREAKING: The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.

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Two CBP Agents Identified in Alex Pretti Shooting

The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raym...

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Wajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

5 year old Liam is home, according to @ilhanmn.bsky.social and @joaquincastrotx.bsky.social!

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 31/01/2026

This is just insane. It’s only a matter of time before DHS kills another innocent person here. (clip via MPR and @davidjbier.bsky.social on X)

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