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Lex 🕸️d

@chelicerati.bsky.social
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a little weird (noun) i like bugs

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Bete Gevaudan 👩‍🦳 🌕✨🐺 @horrorquotes.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
“Many things that are true feel like a cheat. Kingdoms get the princes they deserve, farmers’ daughters die for no reason, and sometimes witches merit saving.” - A Monster Calls by @patricknessbooks.bsky.social 🩸📚 #horrorsky #horrorbooks #horrorwriters #horrorauthor #horrorquotes #horror
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
no tunnel but the tunnel whose contours we identify for the purposes of finding its exit, no light but the one we follow to better times
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 29/12/2025
imagine you are 4 years old and it’s the week between christmas and new years and your floor is made of mattress and tomorrow you’re getting a bunk bed
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r o o @jakepaulsartre.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
I enjoy whenever an entire household is beholden to the whims of one cat This animal just standing in the living room, screaming, while the human adults explain "Sorry, Gibby likes it when we smack his ass with a cardboard tube for 10mins at 6pm every day, hold on". That is good to me.
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ceej @ceej.online · 24/12/2025
a grinch is the offspring of a who and a sneetch. and like a mule, is genetically sterile
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Shepherd @neolithicsheep.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
TOMORROW IS THE WINTER SOLSTICE AND Y'ALL KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. It is time for the women (defined broadly) to hunt the Year King through the woods and tear him apart with their bare hands!
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
the good that you do persists in this world
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
It rules that as a Millenial I will always think of Gen Z as being young even when they get lower back pain and post constantly about soup
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Lex 🕸️d @chelicerati.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
TRUE CRIME EXCLUSIVE!!! - Brazen CRIMINAL caught in the act! - Faces NO CONSEQUENCES!!!
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Lex 🕸️d @chelicerati.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
this would fix me
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Lex 🕸️d @chelicerati.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
I’m one NYT article away from becoming the joker
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Lex 🕸️d @chelicerati.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Inside me there are two wolves: 1. Any well respected college level Physics text book 2. Maeve Fly
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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
my diet consists of different scraps. i’m basically a creature
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aaron 👻🎃💀 @hillenjoyer.myatproto.social · 08/12/2025
millenials are doomed to forever be the only generation to know how to use the computer properly
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
[shitfaced at my HS reunion] Has anyone seen the lunch lady
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Lex 🕸️d @chelicerati.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
so old grinch and new grinch are clearly different species. old grinch is furry all over and has a typical primate nose. but new grinch has a canid nose and whiskers and no hair on his face indicating that he eats from carcasses. whether he hunts or scavenges them I do not know
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Lex 🕸️d @chelicerati.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Dracula and his single white whisker, reporting for duty
Dracula sleeping on his back with paws extended. He has just one white whisker.Dracula sitting politely next to a plantDracula outside in the snow. He’s on a red leash and wearing a little green hoodie
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Lex 🕸️d @chelicerati.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
meet me in the coat bath we can bathe our coats together
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Lex 🕸️d @chelicerati.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
what perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
Album cover of Elliot Smith’s album Either/Or. Elliot Smith is leaning against a mirror with sharpie graffiti. He is wearing a black baseball cap and t shirt and smoking a cigarette.Either/Or track listing

1.	Speed Trials
2.	Alameda
3.	Ballad of Big Nothing
4.	Between the Bars
5.	Pictures of Me
6.	No Name No. 5
7.	Rose Parade
8.	Punch and Judy
9.	Angeles
10.	Cupid's Trick
11.	2:45 AM
12.	Say Yes
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Lex 🕸️d @chelicerati.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
What’s the best one liner in movie history?
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a man in a suit and tie says i am serious and don t call me shirley
Alt: Leslie Nielsen in Airplane saying “i am serious and don’t call me shirley”
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
more of a publishing opinion than a literary one i guess, but books should come out in paperback first and then do a hardcover release farther down the road
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
(trying to explain "fuck, marry, kill" to a black widow spider) no it's *three different* guys
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Lex 🕸️d @chelicerati.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Slutty Mouse
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Dave Bulmer @demontomatodave.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Abolish summer
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cap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
I’m so glad our sun is too bright to see the baby in it.
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Lex 🕸️d @chelicerati.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
slightly diminish a band U1
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Lex 🕸️d @chelicerati.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
slightly diminish a band Gray Sabbath
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Lex 🕸️d @chelicerati.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
reskeet with a tweet you still think about
writing a cover letter is just like: here is my worksona she has no mental illnesses and hates breaks! i would like to larp her for 40 hours a week with full pay and benefits
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Lex 🕸️d @chelicerati.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
the platonic ideal of eepy
A grey and white kitty curled up. She’s is squinting and her fur is all rumpled.
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Lex 🕸️d @chelicerati.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
This is who runs this account
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a raccoon with a pink bow on its head .
Alt: Rosie from the Curious Creations of Christine McConnell. She is a taxidermy raccoon with a pink bow on her head. Her mouth is open and she’s blinking slowly.
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Lex 🕸️d @chelicerati.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Halloween costumes 🖤
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ʝօռ ʍօʀֆɛ @jonfmorse.com · 01/08/2025
Absolutely not. I'm afraid we're going to have to burn all of Kentucky -- Paducah, Lexington, Louisville, Harlan, Cincinnati -- to the ground now.
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D.C.: the Dungeon Mom (Commissions Closed) @hobbiets.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Ah yes, the room you walk into just as the door slams behind you and every dummy turns to look at you
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🧚🏽🌼 Fairy Thighmother🌼🧚🏽 @naiyalove.blacksky.app · 01/08/2025
Soooooo nightmare rooms? 👍🏽
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The Champ is here!!!! @daskeetdon.blacksky.app · 01/08/2025
Nope
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
imagine being the night watchman here
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Lex 🕸️d @chelicerati.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Venthaven, a ventriloquism museum in Kentucky.
Many ventriloquism dummies, sitting in folding chairs. It is as disturbing as you imagine it.
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Lex 🕸️d @chelicerati.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Lorem ipdimsum
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Mary Kenney @marykgames.com · 29/07/2025
I’m part of a project near and dear to my heart, a documentary about Nancy Drew: her stories, games, & place in girls’ imaginations Funding was cut by the fed, so it’s up to Kickstarter. Please, if you can - this is a special project that deserves to come out www.kickstarter.com/projects/cod...
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Nancy Drew: The Case of the American Icon
Full-length documentary exploring the history and cultural impact of literature’s OG girl sleuth - Nancy Drew
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Lex 🕸️d @chelicerati.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
many have a sort of parent child relationship with their pet. I have more of an ancient god (cat) and priestess (me) relationship
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Lex 🕸️d @chelicerati.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
so far I’ve had two red bulls and a venti refresher today. the world. it hums.
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Samantha Mash @samanthamash.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Girlhood is being able to hold an ungodly amount of things in one claw of a hand
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Lex 🕸️d @chelicerati.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
The Last Unicorn The Dark Crystal Death Becomes Her
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Lex 🕸️d @chelicerati.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
WOULD YOU STILL LOVE ME IF I WAS A DRUG WORM?
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Notorious RBMK @comraderobot.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
i bet furbys have cloacas
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
What the hell is a "guilt-free treat"? I'm eating a cookie, not on trial for murder
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