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Im trying Jennifer 🔥🧊 chef, raft guide, leftist not straight non-practicing alcoholic celtics are the balls fix your heart or die he/him/idc

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taby 🏳️‍⚧️ @tabymeow.afrolatinsky.app · 11/10/2026
hi pets, out food and medicine are running out, we're in debt, and we still need to buy food so we don't starve. on top of that, we need to buy my life saving medicine, so i don't die. i am disabled and can't help much with bills other than this. please help us not die.
sylveon in front of the trans flag, with caption: reskeet this sylveon to help a trans disabled person
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james beard @beardjam.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Yo dawg, I heard you like Oogo's, so we put a Hugo in a Yugo, so can Ogle while you go 🗣️Oooogoooo!!! 💚
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chefboi @chefboi.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
It’s only a colonoscopy if it’s done in specific regions of France, other than that it’s just a tube getting shoved up your ass
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chefboi @chefboi.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Best skeet of 2026 and it’s not close
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Patrick Fenelon @patrickfenelon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
If you are dating someone who doesn't go "OOOOOOH, BIG STRETCH!" whenever a cat or dog stretches, you should never date that person again
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Steve MK Morrow @stevemkm.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Proof that society used to be cultured
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The Onion @theonion.com · 11/10/2026
Smiling, Unblinking Tom Cruise Just Wants To Know Why Nation Didn’t See ‘Digger’
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Smiling, Unblinking Tom Cruise Just Wants To Know Why Nation Didn't See 'Digger'
WASHINGTON—Faced with a weekend of dismal ticket sales that ranked among the worst in the megastar’s career, a smiling, unblinking Tom Cruise calmly stated Monday that he just wanted to know why the n...
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obi3 @obi3tmb.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Recent Pokemon Girl Drawings
Canari from pokemon legends zaArezu from pokemon legends arceusCynthia from pokemon diamond/pearlSkyla from pokemon black/white
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Mr. Shidded BOO BOO Pants @senorpantalone.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Retvrn but for a modest sized pick-up’s that were for moving shit instead of compensating for your height and dick size
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aila🎧 @aila.dance · 10/10/2026
it’s crazy that we spent $253 billion on the army and $0 on the leggy
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nutti (SHOP IS OPEN) @nuttimeister.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
fruity
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🎃 beagle 🐈‍⬛ @beagle.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
i think ukraine should keep fighting until they have the same borders as the lord of war cocaine map again
nicolas cage's brother in lord of war 2005, pointing at his cocaine map of ukraine saying, i start in odessa right? and i work my way to crimea
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Lucille de la Rosa, Fae Werewolf @lucilledelarosa.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Shaming and bullying people for doing objectively bad things to other people is good, actually
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violet allen @blipstress.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Mike Love vs. Brian Wilson is an instantiation of the contradiction between idealism and materialism that constitutes the social world of Americans.
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𝙰𝙲𝚄𝚃𝙴 𝚆𝙴𝙴𝙳 𝙿𝚂𝚈𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚂𝙸𝚂 𓁣 @bzvowell.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
𝚂𝚙𝚘𝚘𝚔𝚢, 𝚂𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚢
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Tilde~ (~Beeb~) @coombutt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Last night could've been an email
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Paranormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
How I feel when a car lets me cross the street
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gwen 🌶️👹 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social · 07/10/2026
not gay I just like
nutty buddy cream pies
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nanzhounoodles.bsky.social @nanzhounoodles.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The cat is actually Garfield's monster
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DrawPlayDave @thedrawplay.com · 04/10/2026
I think if you get successfully hurdled in the NFL you automatically get eliminated from the board like a checkers piece
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 04/10/2026
blade is always brooding. just sitting a chair staring at the wall hoping she comes in and notices aaaaand she did, perfect good job Blade. you're so cool Blade, it's working
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Antigone @antigoneinthebes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
People don’t realize how serious the situation is.
A graph showing number of Germanies over time. Losing one on October 3rd 1990 means by projection we are only decades before reaching -1 Germany in 2072
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RPGFan @rpgfan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Happy 15th anniversary to #DarkSouls, which was launched in North America on PS3 and Xbox 360 on this day! This spiritual successor to Demon's Souls excels in immersion, atmosphere, and navigating difficulty. Read our review below! Review: www.rpgfan.com/review/dark-...
Dark Souls artwork.
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Bette Davis Side-eyes 🏳️‍⚧️ @jaciem.blacksky.app · 03/10/2026
The sex workers would do a better job than the last dozen presidential administrations.
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Pumpkin Spice Dracula Enthusiast @kmfao.latinsky.app · 03/10/2026
Jeremy culhane as tucker carlson on Saturday night live's weekend update.
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Nightmare Lamp @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Me Stretch Armstrong.. but inside.. me soul.. me feel like Stretch Heartsoft..
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chefboi @chefboi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Watching mean girls before I binge horror movies for the next month
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
September 30 October 1
Mike MyersMichael Myers
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kwisatz haderade (#FreeSkylar) @booksandbows.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“next season” there won’t be a next season you stupid slut
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MLeth @mleth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Misty with a Garand ⭐ Sketch --> Colored
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 21/09/2026
my big collection of "football shirts with video game sponsors" has been updated for the 26-27 season aftermath.site/football-shi...
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Cartoon baphomet boyfriend @kokorozek.satan.social · 20/09/2026
I dunno about you guys but I'm starting to have second thoughts about this whole "having a president who's also a cartoon supervillain" thing
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Make a band edible: Bush
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Claire, Boo Haver @progesteronipizza.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
my mantra for life rn
i think it is brave and also very sexy of me to continue living
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
A picture of Brian with the text: 
I've tasted the 9-5 and I've tasted unemployment I recommend not being born
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The real message of this commercial was academia is not to be trusted
Still from the old tootsie pop commercials showing a cartoon child holding up a tootsie pop to an owl asking how many licks it takes to get to the center
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Quorators @quorators.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
KASH PATEL HAS OFFICIALLY MADE IT SO THAT THIS GUY CAN BE A COP!
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 26/08/2026
sorry boss i can't get any work done today. i experienced the beauty of nature and felt connected to the world so i currently do not have any tolerance for meaningless abstracted bullshit
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The Amityville Jordan (1979) @jackal27.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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utopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 26/08/2026
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Jjinandtonic @jjinandtonic.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Dating apps are dying. Meet-cutes struggle to be reborn. Now is the time of rec sports leagues
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charlotte @gayleywilliams.meangirls.online · 15/08/2026
i have been informed that bidet users in fact still wipe and don't have to let their assholes drip dry
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Big Dracula Energy @mayawest.online · 15/08/2026
"dude are you okay?" you open your eyes. the neon lighting is flickering to the beat. Wake Me Up by Avicii is playing. it's 2013. you are at a circuit party and the last 13 years has been a 4Loko induced blackout dream. you are free.
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 15/08/2026
Hey everyone. 

Last night, to my great surprise, I received a long email from Saber Interactive CEO Matt Karch. He apologized unreservedly for the awful way he spoke about me in the press. The email’s full text will stay between us; I’m not that kind of girl. But I have confirmed it was from him. 

Matt said he regretted escalating, and how people online were speaking about me. I’m not worried about being called slurs by random commenters—I’m a trans woman, that’s every day for me—but it stunk to have my skill and reputation built of 20 years in games publicly maligned by someone with institutional power. One thing I saw people saying about me, and that Matt fueled the flames of too, was that this is not my first time calling a former employer out, so I must love drama or be hard to work with. The truth is, bad treatment is everywhere in games; I’m just more willing than others to call it out. And I call it out so maybe others will be willing, too, when it happens to them.

 I’ve been firm from the beginning that I was telling the truth; I think we can all now agree that’s been borne out. Matt expressed a desire to make it right with me; at this time I don’t really know what that looks like for me, and I’ll have to take some time to sit with it, but I do at least accept his apology. None of this changes my stance on AI. Matt and I obviously differ on this, and as a CEO the consequences of its use fall on him, and unfortunately also on his employees.

Apologies are simply in too short a supply these days to spurn one when it’s offered. 

God willing, this is the last statement I’ll need to make about this.

xo
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Bauhaus Milhaus
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Shacknews @shacknews.com · 08/08/2026
The Eternal Life of Goldman - THQ Nordic 2026 trailer #gaming #THQNordic2026
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
‘is there anything that might prejudice your opinion or make it difficult for you to remain impartial in this case’
Defendant Summary with an icon of a sketchy little burglar
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
two vast and trunkless legs
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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
sex is kinda like jerking off 2
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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Douglas Adams: life seems harsh and cruel. i feel all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain Barker: i got great news for you! Barker: the treatment is simple Barker: the great humorist douglas adams is doing a reading tonight. go see him. Adams: but doctor
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