Reposted by chefboitaby 🏳️⚧️ @tabymeow.afrolatinsky.app · 11/10/2026hi pets, out food and medicine are running out, we're in debt, and we still need to buy food so we don't starve. on top of that, we need to buy my life saving medicine, so i don't die. i am disabled and can't help much with bills other than this. please help us not die. 0169206
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chefboi @chefboi.bsky.social · 12/10/2026It’s only a colonoscopy if it’s done in specific regions of France, other than that it’s just a tube getting shoved up your ass 010
Reposted by chefboiPatrick Fenelon @patrickfenelon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026If you are dating someone who doesn't go "OOOOOOH, BIG STRETCH!" whenever a cat or dog stretches, you should never date that person again 2192
Reposted by chefboiSteve MK Morrow @stevemkm.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Proof that society used to be cultured 0473
Reposted by chefboiThe Onion @theonion.com · 11/10/2026Smiling, Unblinking Tom Cruise Just Wants To Know Why Nation Didn’t See ‘Digger’ theonion.comSmiling, Unblinking Tom Cruise Just Wants To Know Why Nation Didn't See 'Digger'WASHINGTON—Faced with a weekend of dismal ticket sales that ranked among the worst in the megastar’s career, a smiling, unblinking Tom Cruise calmly stated Monday that he just wanted to know why the n... 531092109
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Reposted by chefboiaila🎧 @aila.dance · 10/10/2026it’s crazy that we spent $253 billion on the army and $0 on the leggy 531248
Reposted by chefboi🎃 beagle 🐈⬛ @beagle.bsky.social · 24/04/2025i think ukraine should keep fighting until they have the same borders as the lord of war cocaine map again 0305
Reposted by chefboiLucille de la Rosa, Fae Werewolf @lucilledelarosa.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Shaming and bullying people for doing objectively bad things to other people is good, actually 1463
Reposted by chefboiviolet allen @blipstress.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Mike Love vs. Brian Wilson is an instantiation of the contradiction between idealism and materialism that constitutes the social world of Americans. 1121
Reposted by chefboiTilde~ (~Beeb~) @coombutt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Last night could've been an email 3113
Reposted by chefboinanzhounoodles.bsky.social @nanzhounoodles.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The cat is actually Garfield's monster 22124
Reposted by chefboiDrawPlayDave @thedrawplay.com · 04/10/2026I think if you get successfully hurdled in the NFL you automatically get eliminated from the board like a checkers piece 49711
Reposted by chefboiTyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 04/10/2026blade is always brooding. just sitting a chair staring at the wall hoping she comes in and notices aaaaand she did, perfect good job Blade. you're so cool Blade, it's working 1101
Reposted by chefboiAntigone @antigoneinthebes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026People don’t realize how serious the situation is. 391532373
Reposted by chefboiRPGFan @rpgfan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Happy 15th anniversary to #DarkSouls, which was launched in North America on PS3 and Xbox 360 on this day! This spiritual successor to Demon's Souls excels in immersion, atmosphere, and navigating difficulty. Read our review below! Review: www.rpgfan.com/review/dark-... 1175
Reposted by chefboiBette Davis Side-eyes 🏳️⚧️ @jaciem.blacksky.app · 03/10/2026The sex workers would do a better job than the last dozen presidential administrations. 0321
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chefboi @chefboi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Watching mean girls before I binge horror movies for the next month 010
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Reposted by chefboikwisatz haderade (#FreeSkylar) @booksandbows.bsky.social · 30/09/2026“next season” there won’t be a next season you stupid slut 0202
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Reposted by chefboiLuke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 21/09/2026my big collection of "football shirts with video game sponsors" has been updated for the 26-27 season aftermath.site/football-shi... 6457
Reposted by chefboiCartoon baphomet boyfriend @kokorozek.satan.social · 20/09/2026I dunno about you guys but I'm starting to have second thoughts about this whole "having a president who's also a cartoon supervillain" thing 2491
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Reposted by chefboiGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 30/08/2026The real message of this commercial was academia is not to be trusted 415831
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Reposted by chefboiKatie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 26/08/2026sorry boss i can't get any work done today. i experienced the beauty of nature and felt connected to the world so i currently do not have any tolerance for meaningless abstracted bullshit 201114172
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Reposted by chefboicharlotte @gayleywilliams.meangirls.online · 15/08/2026i have been informed that bidet users in fact still wipe and don't have to let their assholes drip dry 0293
Reposted by chefboiBig Dracula Energy @mayawest.online · 15/08/2026"dude are you okay?" you open your eyes. the neon lighting is flickering to the beat. Wake Me Up by Avicii is playing. it's 2013. you are at a circuit party and the last 13 years has been a 4Loko induced blackout dream. you are free. 4313
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Reposted by chefboiThe Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Douglas Adams: life seems harsh and cruel. i feel all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain Barker: i got great news for you! Barker: the treatment is simple Barker: the great humorist douglas adams is doing a reading tonight. go see him. Adams: but doctor 1230741