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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 14h
The mind that boggles at this phenomenon—the inevitable result of putting violent xenophobic assholes in power and letting them run amok—is probably reeling at all sorts of basic cause and effect situations.
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james beard @beardjam.bsky.social · 16h
Not watching the Sox but seeing all the group chat. Time for hoops! 💚
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james beard @beardjam.bsky.social · 17h
I went back to not watching tonight so here's hoping we clobber their bullpen for another late comeback ✨
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james beard @beardjam.bsky.social · 20h
If you feel lumped in then that means you know women think of you as at least an asshole if not worse. I don't feel lumped in with shitty guys at all cause I'm a sweetheart. So check yourself
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Danielle H @danielleceltics.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Boston Celtics fans heard all about how Joe Mazzulla pumped gunshot noises into practice last season... but what we didn't know is that Natalie Nakase and Veronica Burton were in attendance, and now the Golden State Valkyries have "War Zone" practices too... youtube.com/shorts/sa9cf...
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HOOPIN': Golden State Valkyries star Veronica Burton was at Joe Mazzulla's 'WAR ZONE' practice 😂
YouTube video by NBC Sports Boston
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james beard @beardjam.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
All these signatures are by children. I mean gdb looks like he used his wrong hand to write that so poorly
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The White House accord on AI that was signed by all the big tech oligarchs today misspells United States as “Unites States.”
Document signed by Trump, Sundar Pichai
Google
Dario Amodei
Anthropic
Mark Zuckerberg
Meta

Greg Brockman
OpenAl

Elon Musk
XAI

Jensen Huang
nvidia “Unites States”
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james beard @beardjam.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sorry I watched today y'all. Make no mistake blindfold mode is back to activated for tomorrow
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I'm Doing My Part! - Soldier's Declaration
ALT: I'm Doing My Part! - Soldier's Declaration
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james beard @beardjam.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Shouldn't have pulled Tolle so early...
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james beard @beardjam.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh don't worry, I'm not gonna watch further. I already had to dip out halfway from a conversation unrelated. Blindfold mode is back to activated
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james beard @beardjam.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I stopped watching, not cause the Sox were playing bad but a conversation I had to walk away from. Go Sox ✨🧦✨
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CelticsVideos @celticsonyoutube.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Happy 100th birthday to Chuck Cooper, a legend of the game who broke barriers as the first Black player drafted to the NBA 💚
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Ken E. B. @1kennybee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
*ROLLE
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james beard @beardjam.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Man needs to go full like Derrick and thrive again 💚
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james beard @beardjam.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Mr. White has given me permission to watch playoff Sox after purposely not watching all summer to fuel the fellas but I can't shake the feeling I need to hold fast and not fuck the vibes... So...what do y'all think? I'll follow the consensus and Go Sox 💪🧦
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james beard @beardjam.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Chris Sale moved to Atlanta and wisely decided to look like @treykerby.bsky.social
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james beard @beardjam.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Mr. White has given me permission to watch playoff Sox after purposely not watching all summer to fuel the fellas but I can't shake the feeling I need to hold fast and not fuck the vibes... So...what do y'all think? I'll follow the consensus and Go Sox 💪🧦
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james beard @beardjam.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Buzzer beater tush push
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james beard @beardjam.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Incredible week for spectacularly awful red zone ints this week across the league
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james beard @beardjam.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Free our boy already
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james beard @beardjam.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Me when the Cs traded JB but also will be good this year...
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james beard @beardjam.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This looks like that beautiful autistic British train lads camera angle! Love that dude, what a sweetheart
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james beard @beardjam.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I tried to trade Justin Herbert for Drake Maye straight up just to try to unfuck both our fantasy teams vibes but @matt-james.bsky.social is such a beautiful Pats hater he's gonna hold Drake just to screw them 🤣. Respect to petty fantasy shit ✨
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james beard @beardjam.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ok legit question, who sucks more this year Drake or Herbert? Garbage, the both of them
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james beard @beardjam.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Man the Pats suck. It's almost like we have a toxic coach and a super toxic owner enveloping the team in horrendous vibes
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Patrick Fenelon @patrickfenelon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
And the lords of the underworld
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james beard @beardjam.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm still not watching the Sox to make them strong, is the doubleheader over?
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🌭 Sid Oozeley 🌭 @oozeley.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
dolph lundgren was gonna go to MIT on a full scholarship but he started fucking grace jones instead
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james beard @beardjam.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Look what I drove yesterday!
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james beard @beardjam.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
First time ever in Portland, OR and gotta say, really enjoying how chain smoking this city is
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james beard @beardjam.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
All I want from Secret Wars is a Cyclops variant that's Geordi LaForge with laser powers
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james beard @beardjam.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Refreshing honesty from an asshole who actually thinks he's not talking about himself and friends
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james beard @beardjam.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
In regards to Matt Ryan being "President Of Football" I used to work for @theonion.com in the original run of web videos as a PA and did so many different things that my credit became "James Beard #1 Superguy" @dannybkelly.bsky.social @dannyheifetz.bsky.social
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james beard @beardjam.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Really into the Titans leaning into the old Oilers uniform colors
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Kelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
At the "No Kings of Carrot Flowers" protest inisting one not be Neutral Milk Hotel in times like these
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james beard @beardjam.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Oh snap! Although it'll actually be the opposite of this gif, My watch has begun!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 (Also if they immediately lose game 1 I will cave myself ✨)
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james beard @beardjam.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
First of all 🗣️ ABSOLUTELY FUCK ROBERT KRAFT AND FREE PALESTINE Also I'm glad the Pats D showed out Also also Drake looks terrible
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I did indeed
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james beard @beardjam.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Peggy Bundy's Big Hair: MHMMMM
ALT: Peggy Bundy's Big Hair: MHMMMM
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james beard @beardjam.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Grilled cheese with heirloom tomato and chili sauce on the side. Sometimes it's that easy #Sandwichsky
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james beard @beardjam.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
ANOTHER HAT TRICK!!!
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james beard @beardjam.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The easy early fav for Ballon d'Or this season. Mans en fuego!
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pete rogers, professional diaper changer @petemrogers.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
working to turn this into an awesome resource for all creatives out there
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james beard @beardjam.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Catching up last night's Sox. ROMAN!!!!
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
every day of my life I think about the people using “she” to describe this computer program who still need to be convinced to use it for trans women
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 18/09/2026
"Trump’s personal imposition of his taste is a different story than that of the administration’s overall totalitarian aesthetic, which can best be described perhaps as 'free tier AI image generator with the white supremacist dial turned to 11.'"
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Totalitarian art
The Hitler comparisons are sometimes overdone. But not here.
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Cool Hand Nuke LaLoosh @coolhandnuke.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I love this. The internet can still be a tonic on occasion.
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james beard @beardjam.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Having a dope Alan Cumming double feature of Romy and Michelle and The Traitors
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james beard @beardjam.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
DJ Moore is full seated in the Loveland chair right now... @dannybkelly.bsky.social @dannyheifetz.bsky.social @nocontextrffs.bsky.social
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james beard @beardjam.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Need your sage advice on this sage colored hat @ramblinwreck34.bsky.social Just arrived in the mail, do I wear, or is it also part of my blindfold mode? I haven't worn any Sox gear during the no watch, so I'll follow your decision...
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