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Jellocean Antonio Capicola

@chazornoquasar.bsky.social
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I think it's key to understanding their worldview that they imagine a world not *without* immigrants, but one in which immigrants' inferiority is permanently asserted and they become a subservient caste. All these people worship the Gulf States.
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Riley Bruce @rileybruce.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
What’s a thing from your area of expertise (or special interest) that you think it would behoove everyone else to know?
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 10/08/2026
If it looks like an Amazon delivery and drives like an Amazon delivery, then it's an Amazon delivery, right? Not according to Amazon. Big companies like Amazon have built a vast network of subcontractors who deliver their packages while shielding them from accountability.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/07/2026
say what you will about AI, always-on voice recording and auto dictation has been a game changer for my workflows. Save post and close app. Yeah Footlong meatball sub on white. No veggies. Don't toast it. Ranch and barbecue sauce. Yeah, ranch and bargecue sauce. More. More. Little more please
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 29/07/2026
Uber Eats and DoorDash hid tip buttons and set default tips below 10%. As a result, tips for delivery workers fell 79%.  In January, we made these corporations change their apps — and in the past six months, we've put $104 million back in delivery workers' pockets.  This is only the beginning.
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Jellocean Antonio Capicola @chazornoquasar.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 22/07/2026
Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.
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Defector @defector.com · 16/07/2026
It's time to look at photos of sad England fans:
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It's Time To Look At Photos Of Sad England Fans | Defector
Yes, posting a bunch of high-quality photos of fans taken right after their team lost a big game is a bit like shooting cod in a barrel, but I think you’ll agree that there is something about…
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Jellocean Antonio Capicola @chazornoquasar.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
All this Smoke Experiencing Canadian-ness is sure stinging my eyes rn
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Isaac Chotiner @ichotiner.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
New Interview: www.newyorker.com/news/q-and-a...
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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
“And just like that,” Carrie typed, “we bombed Iran.”
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 22/05/2026
Black text on white page that reads: 

Amazon is worth $2 trillion. But it didn't deign to pay the millions of dollars it racked up in unpaid fines as its’ trucks illegally polluted our air and forced New Yorkers to breathe in their exhaust. 

We collected every dollar they owe the people of this city — and will continue to hold them accountable. In New York, corporations are held to the same standard as everyone else. 

No company — no matter how large or powerful — is above the law.
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Danielle Froom 🏳️‍🌈 @danifroom.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Commencement speeches in 2026
Immortan Joe: Do not, my friends, become addicted to water.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 13/05/2026
Man Inspects Perimeter To Find Most Vulnerable Entry Point To Hamburger theonion.com/man-inspects-perimeter…
Man Inspects Perimeter To Find Most Vulnerable Entry Point To Hamburger
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DBJ @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
7 dollar gas. Well, I guess I'll buy an electric car. Oh those are 60 thousand dollars? Well at least electricity is cheap. Oh the government won't build solar panels because it's "Too transgender"? Well at least wages are going up. Oh the idea of jobs is fake now? Well at least everyone is happ
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Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 19/04/2026
Sorry guys, I fucked up. I opened up the strait of hormel instead and now there's chili all over the entire middle east. I don't know what the fuck I'm gonna do about it. Please don't be mad at me
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Jellocean Antonio Capicola @chazornoquasar.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
A modification of the classic "January 1984" calendar meme. Instead of "1984", it reads "1517", and the speech bubble says "The Turks are threatening to invade the Levant"
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
in 2016 a group of strangers in Kazakhstan saved a dog from drowning by forming a human chain to reach him. they just unveiled a statue commemorating the event and I'm genuinely about to start sobbing
photo showing the rescuers saving the dog, next to the statue commemorating themcloseup on the base of the statue, showing a dog and a man in a ball cap the top of the statue, where the person at the top of the slope has his hand outstretched so the viewer can "help" pull him up
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Jellocean Antonio Capicola @chazornoquasar.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Polish Nunchucks
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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/03/2026
American Baked Potato Association Study Finds It Best To Load ’Er Up
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Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 26/02/2026
I know it’s difficult right now, but I insist that you seek and enjoy beautiful things, even if it seems frivolous or irresponsible in the face of overwhelming horror. I want you to feed yourself artistically, spiritually, and literally, because you can’t Do The Work when you’re starving.
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Jellocean Antonio Capicola @chazornoquasar.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Gnomes represent the inherent drive to be a lil guy
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Steve Held @peoplesfabric.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
ICE killed a teacher in Georgia today when they chose to chase a man who posed no danger and had no criminal history.
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Savannah teacher killed in crash by man fleeing from ICE
According to the Chatham County Police Department, Monday morning’s fatal crash was the result of a chase between Immigrations and Customs Enforcement (ICE) and a suspect.
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Sarah J. Jackson @sjjphd.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Someone has sure already made this observation but the fact they can convert all those empty warehouses into prison camps means they could have converted them into housing, community centers, job training centers or, hell, libraries or schools all along. It’s always a matter of will not resources.
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Ashley Zacharias @ashleyzacharias.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
The President of the United States raped underage women. Attorney General Pam Bondi has seen the proof in the Epstein files and doesn't care. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Nathan Kalman-Lamb @nkalamb.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
ICE told nurses this Minneapolis man “purposefully ran headfirst into a brick wall.” What actually happened is that they pulled him from a car, beat him so viciously with a steel baton that he had 8 skull fractures, 5 life-threatening brain hemorrhages, and couldn’t remember he had a daughter.
MINNEAPOLIS (AP) — Alberto Castañeda Mondragón says his memory was so jumbled after a beating by immigration officers that he initially could not remember he had a daughter and still struggles to recall treasured moments like the night he taught her to dance.

But the violence he endured last month in Minnesota while being detained is seared into his battered brain.

He remembers Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents pulling him from a friend’s car on Jan. 8 outside a St. Paul shopping center and throwing him to the ground, handcuffing him, then punching him and striking his head with a steel baton. He remembers being dragged into an SUV and taken to a detention facility, where he said he was beaten again.

He also remembers the emergency room and the intense pain from eight skull fractures and five life-threatening brain hemorrhages.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 03/02/2026
Man Who Lost Everything In Crypto Just Wishes Several Thousand More People Had Warned Him theonion.com/man-who-lost-everythin…
Man Who Lost Everything In Crypto Just Wishes Several Thousand More People Had Warned Him
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 18/01/2026
The point is, ladies and gentlemen, that woke, for lack of a better word, is good. Woke is right, woke works. Woke clarifies, cuts through and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit.
Gordon Gekko giving the "Greed is Good" speech from Wall Street
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Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Allow me to connect some dots for you: Too much of the world currently relies for its basic functions on resources which must be continuously extracted. You burn that oil one time and oops, now you need more. Geopolitical horrors are, in fact, one of the reasons we need to move to renewables ASAP.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
The system that created Epstein, protected him, and let him thrive for decades, still exists. His market of powerful monsters still exists, and they're still being protected. There is definitely, right now, someone serving the same role he did, being protected the same way by the same people.
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Kendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis @kendrawrites.com · 16/12/2025
One of the things that you see at the International Civil Rights Center & Museum in Greensboro, North Carolina is a Jim Crow era Coke machine that was designed to fit into a segregated bus station. One machine two sides. The Coke cost more on the Black side.
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Meg Elison @megelison.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
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Jellocean Antonio Capicola @chazornoquasar.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Some of you have never done a Double Pits To Chesty and it shows
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Erika Lee Sears @erikaleesears.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Are we there yet? #art #oilpainting
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
We’re hiring! Our new resume portal is live, and we’re looking for top talent in NYC to help build this administration and deliver on our affordability agenda. Could that be you? Apply using the link below. transition2025.com/apply
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Mr. Buick @mrbuick.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Modern American journalism is a cocktail party for the well-heeled so they can rub elbows with the levers of power and slander the poors. They're court stereographers because they want to be, they like their policies, and they want them to win.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 30/09/2025
Trump: "The ones that are run by radical left Democrats -- what they've done to San Francisco, Chicago, New York, Los Angeles. They're very unsafe places & we're gonna straighten them out one by one. This is gonna be a major part for some people in this room. That's a war too. It's war from within"
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Jellocean Antonio Capicola @chazornoquasar.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
A lot of you folks treat talking as some sort of dialogue tree with skill checks, where if you have a quest item you get more dialogue
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The Onion @theonion.com · 26/09/2025
Talk Of Fascism Dangerous, Warns Ministry Of Compliance
Talk Of Fascism Dangerous, Warns Ministry Of Compliance
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Rebecca R Helm @rebeccarhelm.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA 10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 12/09/2025
It is pretty amazing to see people go from “the left is the enemy of democracy and must be purged” to “who can really know why good kids do bad things?”
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
When I was a teenager I was scared to drive in DC - compared to Baltimore, it was a huge, intimidating city with confusing roads (esp before GPS), way more traffic etc. Then I went back recently after 15 years of driving in NYC and LA and realized that it was, in fact, a tiny city for babies.
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Nicki Washington, Ph.D. @drnickiw.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
On this Chairteenth, we celebrate the good folks of Montgomery, especially our guy AquaMayne. Special shout out to the folks who, within 72 hours, recreated this in their apartment complex. A COMMUNITY!! 💀
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Jellocean Antonio Capicola @chazornoquasar.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Pride & Prejudice is to Yaoi what Frankenstein is to Science Fiction
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
If y'all don't start learning to think in Systems I dont think we're gonna make it. Every problem we have is interconnected. We have to stop trying to distil this into categories and understand this is a polycrisis. There are very few 'small issues' b/c they ultimately feed back into the system.
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Shooting our videos is a little bit different now.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
theonion.com/this-war-wil...
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This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t
George W. Bush may think that a war against Iraq is the solution to our problems, but the reality is, it will only serve to create far more.
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Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
B-2 stealth bombers have taken off from Whiteman Air Force Base, along with eight refuelling tankers.
Flight tracker showing flight paths
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