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Ashley Zacharias

@ashleyzacharias.bsky.social
11K followers 16K following 2.8K posts

My erotic stories are fantasies. I've never done those things. Masochistic women fascinate me, but I'm not interested in sadistic men. I'm old, married, and monogamous. On the plus side, I spent a long time in university. I never reply to DMs. Sorry

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Ashley Zacharias @ashleyzacharias.bsky.social · 19h
In 2028, if Trump loses the election, he's going claim the election was invalid. Sue to stop the inauguration pending endless investigations and court proceedings. and declare the country cannot function without a president, so he will have to stay in office until all his lawsuits are settled.
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Ashley Zacharias @ashleyzacharias.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
When Charlie Kirk said gun deaths were worth the price of upholding the 2nd Amendment, he never thought he'd be teh one paying. MAGAs never think they'll be the ones who will suffer the effects of their own policies. They are often wrong.
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Ashley Zacharias @ashleyzacharias.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The President cannot launch a nuclear attack directly. All he can do is send the order along with the authenication codes. I trust that whoever receives the order will be aware of his dementia and will not be suicidal and, therefore, will not pass the order on to whoever would push the button.
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Ashley Zacharias @ashleyzacharias.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Trump will do anything to stay out of prison. Anything except stop committing crimes.
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Ashley Zacharias @ashleyzacharias.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Thanks to congressional Republicans, Jack Smith is getting more attention in the media than Trump.
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Ashley Zacharias @ashleyzacharias.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Trump says he is "teaching Canada a lesson" He's right. Canada is learning never to trust America. Canada is learning to take it's business to Asia and Europe. The question is: What lesson is Trump learning?
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Ashley Zacharias @ashleyzacharias.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Isn't it past time to replace Pete Hegseth, Secretary of (Can't-Win-A) War with someone competent?
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Ashley Zacharias @ashleyzacharias.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Al the morons in the administration, from Trump to Hegseth to RFK jr. and others who have degrees from Ivy League universities make me wonder about the quality of education provided by those universities.
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Ashley Zacharias @ashleyzacharias.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ronald Reagan secretly sold weapons to one of America's enemies, Iran, so he would have a slush fund he used to fund terrorists in Nicaragua. Both transactions violated American laws. Reagan was not one of the good guys.
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Ashley Zacharias @ashleyzacharias.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you've always voted Republican, why don't you, for once in your life, vote for candidates who will do something for you instead of only making rich people richer and working people poorer?
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Ashley Zacharias @ashleyzacharias.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A woman who doesn't own at least one black lace bra is boring.
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Ashley Zacharias @ashleyzacharias.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You'd think Congress would get tired of calling Jack Smith to testify under oath and watch him make them look like fools. But you're not taking into account that it's Trump who's telling them to do it, and Triump doesn't care if congress looks foolish. In fact, he likes it.
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Ashley Zacharias @ashleyzacharias.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is the most corrupt administration in American history because the most corrupt Supreme Court in American history is enabling it and the most feckless Congress in American history won't lift a finger to stop either one.
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Ashley Zacharias @ashleyzacharias.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Having AI write a story for you instead of writing it yourself is like playing a song on streaming media instead of sitting down at the piano and playing it yourself. You get music either way, but it's not yours unless you do it yourself.
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Ashley Zacharias @ashleyzacharias.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Reagan famously said, "The most frightening words are: We're from the government and we're here to help." We all thought the part about being from the government scared Republicans Wrong! The part about helping scared them because they hate their taxes being used to help people
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Ashley Zacharias @ashleyzacharias.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
MAGAs never realized owning the libs was going to cost them so much.
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Ashley Zacharias @ashleyzacharias.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's hard to have sympathy for people who voted for Trump and now say, "I didn't know what he was going to do. I didn't vote for this." Yes, you did. Trump told you what he was going to do. We told you what he was going to do. Everyone told you what he was going to do. You didn't listen.
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Ashley Zacharias @ashleyzacharias.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If you want to understand what's in Trump's brain, don't ask a Freudian or Jungian psychologist. Ask an expert in animal learning. Trump behaves like a rat in a Skinner box. He tries random shit. If he is rewarded with attention or money, he does it more. If he is not rewarded, he moves on.
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Ashley Zacharias @ashleyzacharias.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It tech bro billionaires like data centers so much, why aren't they building them next to their own houses?
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Ashley Zacharias @ashleyzacharias.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Trump is a real estate developer. Not a successful one, but he has that mindset. When you see a lovely park full of natural beauty, a real estate developer sees nothing but a vacant lot.
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Ashley Zacharias @ashleyzacharias.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If they build a data center near your house, bombarding you with noise and use up all the water and electric power, property values are going to plummet. If you have a mortgage, you will owe the bank more than your house is worth. If you don't, you'll have lost most of your life savings.
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Ashley Zacharias @ashleyzacharias.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Dear (pundit's name redacted): When you say the Constitution is a "literal brick wall", you've lost me from your audience. The Constitution is a literal paper document. It is a metaphorical or figurative brick wall.
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Ashley Zacharias @ashleyzacharias.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Anyone who think scientists are a bunch of liberals who are lying to stop people from voting for conservatives is someone who has never known any scientists..
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Ashley Zacharias @ashleyzacharias.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Kash(ier) Patel!
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Ashley Zacharias @ashleyzacharias.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Turn up the heat on ICE until they all melt away.
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Ashley Zacharias @ashleyzacharias.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
MAGA: “I’m Christian, so I have strong family values.” Me: “What does that mean?” MAGA: I love my children unconditionally.” Me: “What if they vote for a Democrat for president?” MAGA: “I’d shoot them dead.” Me: “You said you love them unconditionally.” MAGA: “I’d pull the trigger with love.”
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Ashley Zacharias @ashleyzacharias.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Who did not start a war with Iran when Israel asked? Every president before Trump going all the way back to Clinton. I.E.: Every president who listened to his advisors Every president who was not a Russian asset Every president who had a lick of sense Every president who cared about America
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Ashley Zacharias @ashleyzacharias.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If you don’t want to be compared to Nazis, don’t act like a Nazi. Duh!
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Ashley Zacharias @ashleyzacharias.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The smartest way for a country to go into debt is to borrow money to invest in infrastructure. The stupidest way is to give taxpayer money to the few people who already wealthy. Guess which one Carney is doing and which one Trump is doing.
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Ashley Zacharias @ashleyzacharias.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Everyone who gambles in Las Vegas casinos knows the house always wins. Except when Trump owns the casino. Then the house goes bankrupt. How in hell could Trump bankrupt multiple casinos? They’re money-making machines. You’d have to be the worst businessman in history to do what Trump did.
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Ashley Zacharias @ashleyzacharias.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Americans love a story about a bully who picks on a little kid and the kid fights back and beats up the bully. Turns out they don't like the story as much when they're the bully and Iran is the kid beating them up. Especially if they're MAGA Americans (which most Americans are not).
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Ashley Zacharias @ashleyzacharias.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If the outcome of a trial depends on which judge you get because so many of them are corrupt, you do not have due process as guaranteed by the 5th Amendment. You have a game of chance.
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Ashley Zacharias @ashleyzacharias.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Why would Trump banish the White House Press Pool? Maybe his advisers told him to. Why? He gets more senile and spouts worse nonsense every day but he still wants to see his name in the headlines. This way, he doesn't have to talk directly to reporters, and they will never stop reporting on it
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Ashley Zacharias @ashleyzacharias.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Does anyone else suspect the AI tech bros are warning about the dangers of their AI because their expenses are far greater than their revenue and they are about to go bust? If they can get the government to intervene today, they can blame the government when they all go bankrupt tomorrow.
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Ashley Zacharias @ashleyzacharias.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Mitch McConnell is wearing a medical alert bracelet that says "Resuscitate at all costs, no matter what" It's not true, but it ought to be.
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Ashley Zacharias @ashleyzacharias.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
What do you call the elected official who oversees oil, gas, coal, and pipelines? In Texas you call him the "Railway Commissioner". And he has nothing to do with the railways; they're managed by the Dept of Transporation. WTF? Do Texans even know what they're voting for?
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Ashley Zacharias @ashleyzacharias.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It's easy for Trump to say the price of gas is "a small price to pay" because he doesn't pay it. He is chauffeured everywhere in government vehicles. You pay for his gas.
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Ashley Zacharias @ashleyzacharias.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I attend a musical performance, try to watch the show, and spotlights on swivels turn to play over the audience, blinding us and forcing us to close our eyes. What the hell is this new fad? Do they think anyone in the audience likes having spotlights suddenly shining in their eyes?
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Ashley Zacharias @ashleyzacharias.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
No surprise the Trumps got a Russian thug pay for Don Jr.'s wedding. Their problem isn't that they don't have the money. They're afraid this could be the thin edge of the wedge. If they pay even for something small with their own money, people could expect them to pay for everything they get.
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Ashley Zacharias @ashleyzacharias.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We live in an age when the Director of the FBI has to explain to Congress why people who have sex with animals can be hired as FBI agents. Lewis Carroll didn't have enough imagination to dream up this perverted Wonderland. This one took Republicans.
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Ashley Zacharias @ashleyzacharias.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Remember when Trump said the he started a war with Iran was about regime change? He was right. Iran is demanding a change of regime in both America and Israel before they will open the Strait of Hormuz.
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Ashley Zacharias @ashleyzacharias.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Trump thinks Canada needs his consent before we're allowed to negotiate agreements with other countries in Europe and Asia. We invite him to come up to Canada so we explain what being a sovereign country means and then laugh directly in his butt-ugly face.
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Ashley Zacharias @ashleyzacharias.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The game of Monopoly was intended to show people the evils of unregulated capitalism. Nobody got the point.
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Ashley Zacharias @ashleyzacharias.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I never thought I would see a president send armed, masked goons to shoot innocent Americans dead in the street. I never thought I would see those murderers walk free. I never thought I would see so many Americans shrug it off as no big deal. I used to have a much higher opinion of America.
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Ashley Zacharias @ashleyzacharias.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
We have lived through the greatest redistribution of wealth in American history. Trillions of dollars have been taken from the workers who build products and provide services and given to the wealthy elite who only manage their money and contribute little of value. This is not good.
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Ashley Zacharias @ashleyzacharias.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
If Trump can bankrupt multiple casinos, he will have no problem bankrupting the Kennedy Center. Compared to the robust profitability of a casino, a performing arts center is as fragile as a soap bubble.
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Ashley Zacharias @ashleyzacharias.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Who would dare try to tell you the Post Office the right to decide who can vote? And can destroy ballots if it doesn't approve of them? Trump The pupper masters behind Trump The Postmaster General Republican members of Congress The Supreme Court? We'll find out soon enough.
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Ashley Zacharias @ashleyzacharias.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
If Putin conquers Ukraine, he won't stop there. He intends to build a second, larger Soviet Union. Is Trump so stupid, he doesn't understand that? Or is he such a traitor, he wants to see all of Europe under Soviet domination?
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Ashley Zacharias @ashleyzacharias.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The Irish should be grateful to Trump for telling them they’re all one people and should be one country. They never would have realized that if an absolute moron who’s never read a history book in his life hadn’t flown in to tell them that.
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Ashley Zacharias @ashleyzacharias.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Our children and grandchildren are going to point to Trump as the man who fucked up America. But historians will know Roberts' corrupt Supreme Court is the real culprit. Trump is the predictable result of fifteen years of consistently bad decisions, beginning with Citizens United.
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