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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 21/09/2026

damn if only there were 300-500 devs who could help with that

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Michelle 🏳️‍⚧️ @gamingotter.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

This season is summed up best as three raccoons in a Star Trek trench coat

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Dr Katie Twomey @k2mey.eurosky.social · 04/08/2026

I have committed the potential error of informing an autistic 12 year old about the existence of Warhammer

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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 31/07/2026

pleased to announce the Winner of Bluesky

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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

So the corgi nationals race happened ..

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

Returning to the military hospital for my quarterly annual physical. A bunch of new doctors want to watch me do the cognitive test that demonstrates I absolutely shouldn't get my driver's license taken away. Obviously the word has gotten around that I'm doing some incredible work there.

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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

We thought we were living in a cyberpunk dystopia but this is actually straight from Warhammer 40K. The machine spirit must be appeased using the proper rituals. Blessings affixed with purity seals will keep the cogitator functioning.

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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

Astronauts up there being relatable af

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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

Just so you understand, this is as if you prepared for argument in front of a panel that included Cookie Monster, and Cookie Monster asked you a question about cookies, and you had not thought about cookies in advance.

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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

The Afroman case is so emblematic of the farcical degeneracy of the criminal and civil justice systems.

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

It doesn't explain his relationship to the rest of the human race but a big part of RFK Jr.'s broader damage is clearly trying to find out if he can die. I guess if I had lived a life like his and was somehow still around drinking out of puddles at 72 I'd have some questions on that as well.

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Arin Arcady @rnrkd.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what

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The Evil-er Betty @ndrichter.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

Not to age myself, but CatDog was after my time as a kid. My only thought was not of whimsy or fun, but of the horrific implications of a digestive tract that is only inputs with no apparent outlet. That freak has an awful poop secret I don't want to think about, ever, thanks.

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James Vincent @jjvincent.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot

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Gareth Watkins @garethwatkins.bsky.social · 23/11/2025

You will never guess what this is in reference to.

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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

Mamdani is going to implement Shar Law. Everyone will have to bow down to the Mistress of the Night, the Lady of Loss, and devote themselves to bringing about a darkness that will smother her hated foe and sister Selûne

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Bill Childs @billchilds.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

Just connecting here, but I continue to think it was a bold move for Denver to put their airport in Nebraska

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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 01/11/2025

You mean we gotta spend an extra hour in the middle of all this

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Quantian @quantian.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

Take this quiz to die instantly www.americansurveycenter.org/quiz/

americansurveycenter.org

Beyond the Ballot Quiz - The Survey Center on American Life

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Benito Cereno @benitocereno.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

When you’re the paper of record and have definitely understood the franchise up until this point

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Kim Wexler's Ponytail 🐝💛🎗 @madisonkittay.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

Yeah, we're cooked. www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8S8pVQq/

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

As end-of-empire scenarios go it is so much more dignified to get your capital city sacked by the Visigoths than to have a bunch of illiterate rich people in their 70s doing it through a series of incomprehensible tantrums because their brains were defeated by their phones.

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 09/07/2025

they tried to "un-woke a robot and it went full nazi" is something out of a 30 Rock TV show

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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

The important thing as this Trump v. Musk feud escalates is that I want them and their teams and all of their supporters to suffer as much pain and humiliation and degradation as is possible, and I feel as if a few strokes and fistfights and the odd stabbing would be proportional as well

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Paul Tobin @paultobin.bsky.social · 23/05/2025

I don't need to know anything more about this sake. I'm in.

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Simon Smith @simonsmith.bsky.social · 15/05/2025

One of the best books ever written, in any genre.

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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

CEO of Nabisco criticizes Cookie Monster

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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 02/05/2025

OMG I FIGURED IT OUT UNLIKABLE? SOCIOPATHIC? PETULANT? WHINY? STEPHEN MILLER IS GROWN-UP CAILLOU

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 16/03/2025

Some 1970's things that I'd like to bring back are songs that are just someone singing the plot of a really obvious movie and crime films where every character is constantly fucking up/getting yelled at. Instead we're just doing the bad economy/national psychotic break thing.

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

once i remember why i walked into this room it's over for you all

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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

“Ohgoddammit” - a salmon the moment they jump out of the water to see a big fat bear waiting for them

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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

Paul: when I get to the bottom I go back to the top of the slide Single-use slide customer support: ok I think I see your problem

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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

It’s fun starting a new hobby with ADHD because I never know if I’ve found a new lifelong passion or if I’m going to spend $2000 on stuff and immediately lose all interest

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

We're finally dismantling the federal government! Sure hope it doesn't serve essential functions that I've taken for granted my whole life

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 19/01/2025

Hey, couple notes on your post. Personally I think it's fine. Totally get it. But someone I imagined, in my head, might not like it. They haven't seen it yet but I'm just saying, if they did. They might freak out a little bit. Anyway take it down or I'm calling the cops

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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

if they want to go back to the 1950s, we’re bringing the cuisine back to the 1950s too. you put me in the kitchen, I will spend 100% of my time in there finding how much horseradish and shrimp I can put in Jello before God personally comes down here to stop me.

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Joe Katz @joekatz45.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

You're laughing. Dan Snyder is seething with rage because everything is better now that he's gone and you're laughing

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Sources: Snyder 'hates' Commanders success

Sources close to the ex-Commanders owner say he remains in denial over what led to his ouster from the NFL.

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Josh | writer, painter, tinkerer @tworuru.com · 31/12/2024

Had to google something today and it got me thinking there might be a market for a search engine that works

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⧉ @smilingnodding.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

every new restaurant in every major city is either called Thistle+Thorn and thinks adding turmeric to brussel sprouts makes them worth $30 or is called Burger Bitch and has a neon sign in the window that says “im gonna fuck a hamburger”

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

Me: *tip toeing mischievously toward MRI machine* Health insurance company (hands on hips): Stop right there mister! Is that medically necessary? Me (kicking dirt): No

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ceej @ceej.online · 13/12/2024

MENSWEAR GUY: Furthermore, you’ve neglected to even cut the vents of the shockingly poor-fitting sport coat you’ve, for some reason, chosen to wear to breakfast MAN WHO STILL WEARS A THREADLESS TEE FROM 2003 WITH TWO ANTHROPOMORPHIC HOUSES HUGGING UNDER THE TEXT “HOMIES”: haha get his ass derek

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Chaotic Weevil @chaoticweevil.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

@samharden.bsky.social you ever consider making a podcast that covers people doing dumb stuff with AI in courtrooms?

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

I'm once again asking for a show where a librarian, a bookseller, and a carpenter travel around helping people manage their out-of-control book collections. Discuss their sentimental value, their rarity, their histories, then build amazing book nooks and shelves and little libraries to organize them

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

If you play The Grinch backward, his heart shrinks after interacting with people and that’s a lot more accurate.

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