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The Evil Betty

@ndrichter.bsky.social
2.7K followers 3.5K following 24K posts

Same blunt socially bereft dickhead with the heart of gold you remember, but now referencing something very dumb that most people won't get.

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The Evil Betty @ndrichter.bsky.social · 1h
Me trying to read an Archie Comic as a kid: I think there might be lead in their drinking water.
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The Evil Betty @ndrichter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I love open world games as an ADHD person. I just run around like aimlessly and everyone is still cool with me no matter how long it takes to get back with him. "Here's your kidnapped baby. Sorry it's been 3 1/2 months from your perspective, but I found a bunch of caves and got distracted,".
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The Evil Betty @ndrichter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Many, many people complain about ads and they are not necessary. You need not acquiesce to that shit. Ads are optional now. They are literal mind poisons in my humble non-expert opinion and it should be seen as normal mental hygiene to block them..
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The Evil Betty @ndrichter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The one thing I have to say to 'Industry plant' conspiracists is this: Say you're right and that's exactly what they're doing. Why does that matter to me at all? The industry can use whatever resources they want to back the acts they wish. What business is that of mine? I do not care.
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The Evil Betty @ndrichter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I am sorry your Nonna died because I break my pasta bro. I had heard the stories, but I didn't believe them.
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The Evil Betty @ndrichter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Why is it that people enjoy standing near a metal container filled with red coals and searing meats on them most on the days when it's hot out?
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The Evil Betty @ndrichter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It was all over for us when republicans discovered that you can just say shit.
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The Evil Betty @ndrichter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My favorite part about evil 'masterminds' in cartoons I watched as a kid that were considered formidable and cunning opponents is that they would repeatedly do the dumbest shit you've ever seen and got their ass handed to them every week.
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The Evil Betty @ndrichter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I hate that the sort of people who used to make fun of you by saying 'we live in a society' are now freaking out about the shit you warned them about 20 years ago and expect you to hold space for them on their entire emotional journey like a therapist.
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The Evil Betty @ndrichter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Curses should modernize and get pettier: "May you get into a pretty serious fender bender. Like you're OK physically and insurance is covering it, but you are forced to use a rental. You can't adjust the seats and the dash is uncomfortably close plus the AC smells like stale fries and cigarettes."
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The Evil Betty @ndrichter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"Officially"
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The Evil Betty @ndrichter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is just to vent about how much goddamn perfume this lady I am in line with is wearing. Feel free to ignore.
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The Evil Betty @ndrichter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Halloween is a special time where various trash food vendors make their products an even more upsetting color than usual for promotional reasons.
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The Evil Betty @ndrichter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I like to imagine an alternate timeline where someone stands up and invents something like veal and we all get together as a people to throw them into the goddamn ocean and we didn't let them back on land until they agreed to denounce the idea.
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The Evil Betty @ndrichter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When people freak out because I don't like their media thing I sincerely wish that I could give them my peace of mind concerning not caring if other people agree with me on what I like. There's no RATIONAL reason to be feeling some kind of way about that. People like different stuff.
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The Evil Betty @ndrichter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I just LOVE how Trump has green lit allowing every right wing griftwad with a venmo and a webcam to just randomly cold solicit funds via text these days. Thanks for the offer, Turning Point USA, but please die in a fire.
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The Evil Betty @ndrichter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Why do people have trouble with the prospect of "Don't stay in relationships with people you can't trust"? It seems pretty obvious.
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The Evil Betty @ndrichter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Pretending someone is a loser because they can articulately express themselves is simultaneously pathetic cope and sad and alarming.
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The Evil Betty @ndrichter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's funny to me that time, which moves at a fairly consistent pace, manages to sneak up on people. Learn the score. Time moves at the speed of regular time and always has. Taking into account gravitational effects. I can hear some of you typing about neutron stars out there.
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The Evil Betty @ndrichter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just know for a fact that if you are an adult talking to me about a fictional universe as if it were real that I am screaming internally. We can talk fictional universes all day. I have loads of fictional vacation homes. But I live *HERE*.
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The Evil Betty @ndrichter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If I could get away with keeping my phone in a plastic bag in the toilet tank like a sleeper agent who may need to book at a moment's notice if their cover is blown, I would. I find people's ability to contact me at their leisure an imposition, not a convenience.
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The Evil Betty @ndrichter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This website goes down more often than a drunk toddler with an inner ear infection.
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The Evil Betty @ndrichter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
In case you were confused: The Henry X Danzig comics are homophobic and literally contain no other joke. Why it is popular with people who call themselves punk I will never know.
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The Evil Betty @ndrichter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I don't hold a grudge. My dad did that shit and I never forgave him.
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The Evil Betty @ndrichter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ADHD is noticing that it's been 2 1/2 hours since you decided to do a bong rip and play a video game and you've gotten as far as getting the weed ground.
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The Evil Betty @ndrichter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Literally everything is 'in your head'. Ask someone without a head where anything is.
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The Evil Betty @ndrichter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Gaming needs less people who play ARPGs and demand nerfs because something they don't use is 'OP'. Don't play it then, dumbass. Nobody even plays multiplayer, you're just a damn cop.
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The Evil Betty @ndrichter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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The Evil Betty @ndrichter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If I was Gabe Newell I would announce Portal 3 just to open my window and hear the wailing and gnashing of teeth.
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The Evil Betty @ndrichter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Let us now mark the official point where Charlie Kirk jokes are no longer 'too soon'. Which means you have about a week before they are devoid of all juice. Enjoy.
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The Evil Betty @ndrichter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The FFVII remake at first blush feels like it very much wanted to be a movie and grudgingly put gameplay in as a nod to fans of the game. Incredibly linear. Bouncing from setpiece to cinematic. The combat feels put in to make me feel included. Like giving an infant an unplugged controller.
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The Evil Betty @ndrichter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
People talk about what a galaxy brain Gaben is like he is playing 5D chess and he is literally just not an idiot like his contemporaries. I am not saying he is not himself smart, which appears to be the case, just that what he is doing is not particularly brilliant. It's just anti-stupid.
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The Evil Betty @ndrichter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
SO I am no industry expert, but does an alarm go off when a game goes on sale on Steam so they know they are officially allowed to do a remake of it?
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The Evil Betty @ndrichter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
They should make a magic 8 ball that makes real predictions like "that barbecue place your brother recommended is overrated".
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The Evil Betty @ndrichter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
For anyone keeping score: completely losing your shit over a bad take is often far more annoying than the original bad take.
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The Evil Betty @ndrichter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I can totally understand being bored when someone is making you do stuff you don't want to do, even if that someone is you. What I do not understand is being bored when left to your own devices. You could be doing anything right now, why are reading what some dumbass like me thinks?
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The Evil Betty @ndrichter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
People who say they don't use inside player knowledge when they play RPGs are full of shit.
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The Evil Betty @ndrichter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Nobody cares that your hardcore character died. That's what hardcore is, making he game an even bigger waste of time than it was before. You should feel sad. You did all that shit for nothing.
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The Evil Betty @ndrichter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I would love to see an interviewer ask one of those rich for nothing AI idiots why all of their supporters are either rich or dumber than a sack of fucking hammers.
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The Evil Betty @ndrichter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Dev's who make the frame limit option a slider are human monsters.
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The Evil Betty @ndrichter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I think it may be time to filter 'survival craft' from my steam feed.
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The Evil Betty @ndrichter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I don't get annoyed when people post to vent about media they don't like. I get it. You get sick of stuff and want to say 'fuck this thing in particular'. We all do it. But when you make a 1:45 youtube video about it, I'm not watching that shit. It's just not that fucking cereal man.
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The Evil Betty @ndrichter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I have too often been exposed to the cringe of gamer and stoner culture to call myself either, although I would do both all day every day to the exclusion of very nearly any other activity if life would allow.
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The Evil Betty @ndrichter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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The Evil Betty @ndrichter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I used to not like rap as a kid because rap to me was Do The Bartman and Whoomp There It Is. No way was someone trying to show me 2Pacalypse Now or Low End Theory in those days. I would have been all the way on board.
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The Evil Betty @ndrichter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If it is possible for you to do so, can you remove your nostalgia goggles and tell me without their influence that the Final Fantasy VII remake games are good games unto themselves and it's 'goodness' is not dependent on the existence of the original? I am considering it because they are on sale.
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The Evil Betty @ndrichter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Anybody else getting a bunch of bullshit, threatening spoofed texts from our conservative "friends" in power about how you're making a BIG mistake by not being a credulous pawn in their illegal voter influence scheme?
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The Evil Betty @ndrichter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
As a 12 year old I had infinitely more patience for getting my balls busted by a video game than I do now. That is so much easier to do when you only have 7 games and practically everything was so brutally hard that you didn't notice.
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The Evil Betty @ndrichter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
People talk about corruption in medicine in America, but not incompetence. There are legions of party skool ass, don't know dick about nothin' but tee time and billing a MF ass doctors practicing medicine like an elementary schooler who just joined band practices trumpet.
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The Evil Betty @ndrichter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
AMAZING FACTS: Did you know humor writing predates the "/s"?
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