iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Just in case you wondered what the replies were like

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Hello I'm Steven from Alabama how are you

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Baby I like an would love it

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That's what I call the pink wrapped in pink
honey

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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Threads check

An AI picture of a woman in pajamas. Her ass is… not in the right place.
Caption: I'm not perfect, but at least I'm real!

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023

About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons

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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

hi we're a website you have used for 20 years, we have no idea if you are over 18, send us a selfie. let us connect to your camera. can we get a booty pic with panties on and one without them on? can we also get 3 different pics of your boobs any position

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unironic Starry Zero drinker @chambraigne.com · 26/09/2026

whats the best way to pronounce shakira incorrectly

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VoidBurger (AKA Jess) @voidburger.com · 22/09/2026

Zohran posts about pothole filling vs Presidential meetings like Kojima posts about movies he likes and doesn't lol

Kojima gushes praise for the movie Wonka

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Discontinued Foods! @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

IHoP Shadow’s Chaos Chocolate Pancakes (2024-2024): A stack of four chocolate pancakes, loaded with chocolate chips and topped with chocolate syrup and whipped cream. You could add a side of onion rings to make them "Sonic Style". Part of a promotional menu celebrating the "Sonic" franchise

Shadow the Hedgehog holds a red jewel and stands, grimacing, next to a stack of chocolate-chocolate chip pancakes topped with whipped cream, against a blue background

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Chris Ingraham @cingraham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Incredible Facebook slop ad I just got

Horse pin with an illustration of a horse and the following text:
"Give a man a horse he'll eat in a day, teach a man to horse. and make him drinks water."

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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

shes fucking dead ?????

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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

pranked shadow by telling him i had robot eyes that could tell when he was high and he started crying and begging me "don't tell maria" and now i just feel bad.

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Alys Rujasu @rujasu.net · 22/09/2026

This image popped into my head a while back and I just remembered it today so here you go

Three panels. First is a one-handed sword labelled "einhänder." Second is a two-handed sword labelled "zweihänder." Third is an N64 controller labelled "dreihänder."

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mit @mitsame.art · 20/09/2026

i realized i could draw whatever i want so i drew them together

aerith gainsborough from final fantasy vii and shadow from the sonic the hedgehog series posing together. aerith has her back facing shadow, looking at the viewer while holding her guard stick. shadow leans forward, holding a green chaos emerald

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LittleKuriboh @littlekuriboh.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Get into a Lyft The driver is clearly listening to an AI audiobook Driver proceeds to explain it's an audiobook adaptation of a 20 year running manga Google it when I get back, it's entirely AI generated slop and isn't based on anything what

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Fantasy Genius @fantasygenius.io · 20/09/2026

Watching football @jonbois.bsky.social

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Saralene (Sara Leen) 💫🐈 @saralene.tv · 19/09/2026

I know I've posted it a million times, but you need to be reminded Here's a command for REAL gamers

An officially licensed, Sony-printed notebook, with a cover showing special stage layouts for Sonic the Hedgehog 3.

At the top, it says:
SONIC 3 special stage
Map Of Perfect Master

Then, it lists the types of spheres in the special stage:
Red Ball
Blue Ball
Star Ball

And at the very center, it says, in italicized large text:
Let's Get
Blueballs!

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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

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tree girl!!! @kelestrian.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

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The Price of Reason @priceofreason.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

OKAY FINE YOU CAN HAVE A CHURU

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Jane @jane.meangirls.online · 19/09/2026

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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

mmygod

the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky post

today's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"

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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I don’t usually meddle on the writing side of Jeopardy!, but tonight I called in a favor for our Bluesky viewers.

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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 16/09/2026

Happy Baby Safety Month.

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unironic Starry Zero drinker @chambraigne.com · 09/08/2025

back to making inscrutable memes birthed from the group chat

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unironic Starry Zero drinker @chambraigne.com · 12/02/2026

bring back the footlong beef n cheesy

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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

your fucking sick

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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

In Mario Kart Wii, asphalt is slightly shiny, reflecting a band of light ahead of the player. This is implemented cleverly by leveraging something that the Wii is already doing, allowing it to not need to use any sort of additional lighting or post-processing.

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Anna 🏳️‍⚧️ - RaptorBricks @raptorbricks.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Gotta share this with the audio version

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

if i had a green lantern ring i would use it to help women succeed in business

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Six Dettmar @sixdettmar.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Took the Manga Plus survey so I could tell them not to use AI translations, but wow, they must think I’m a goddamn idiot

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Truther_Dare @truther-dare.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Kinda wanna see what AI was doing with the plegerance of Allegianci here

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Mr Drinking a Beer @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com · 12/09/2026

Cyclops but his dick is constantly cumming unless he wears a special ruby quartz condom

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Onboard Navvy @onboard-navvy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Always remember this one from the archives.

A Nate Silver Tweet from 4 Feb 2021 (referencing the Johnson and Johnson covid vaccine): "Why should this take three weeks though? Is the data intrinsically that complicated? Is there any doubt that J&J will be approved?"
@forgethewings replies: "Hi Nate - if it helps think about how unimportant your work is and how you still manage to get it wrong, and then imagine it was important work and you had to get it right"

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unironic Starry Zero drinker @chambraigne.com · 09/09/2026

trusting the gorton’s fisherman is a fool’s wager

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Bizabizow / Ty @bizabizow.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

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Frank Cifaldi @frankcifaldi.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Un-cancel Virtual Hamster you cowards

The cover of Sega's unreleased Virtual Hamster for 32X, starring a hamster on a skateboard with a rocket pack going through tubes

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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Thinking about this exchange today

A YouTube video for the Water Temple in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. The comments section has an exchange as detailed below. “@TheMrdangles16 • 11y ago:
i hate the water temple... too confusing :(“ “@KeithHalsell • 2y ago:
it's been 9 years, i hope you are doing great in life now.” “@TheMrdangles16 • 2y ago: it couldn't be going worse Keith.”

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unironic Starry Zero drinker @chambraigne.com · 08/09/2026

wtf is “cutting the marshmallows” a euphemism for

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unironic Starry Zero drinker @chambraigne.com · 08/09/2026

how come no one asks if they ever step out wolf

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

because it makes me smile every time I see it, here is a picture of my dog biting it going down a hill

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the World Cup misser @davegrapes.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

here you go

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Hollywood Steve Huey @hollywoodsteve.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Ultimately, many Americans have been largely insulated from bad things happening to them for most of their lives, and misunderstand this as cosmic evidence of their own virtue, rather than the product of extremely fortunate circumstances

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