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this, the song of buns and daughters @elementnumber46.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
effects of long-term exposure to the Riddler
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
 Millennial Funeral Director. A mustachioed man says "we will do the best we can to honour your son's life now that he's a heckin' corpserino" tp grieving parents. Behind him is an ad that reads "ask about our "homer in the bushes" coffin!"
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unironic Starry Zero drinker @chambraigne.com · 28/09/2026
your RSS feed is broken. the anti-bot protection can't run in most RSS clients
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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Just in case you wondered what the replies were like
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Hello I'm Steven from Alabama how are you
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Baby I like an would love itwayne54447 56m
That's what I call the pink wrapped in pink
honey
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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Threads check
An AI picture of a woman in pajamas. Her ass is… not in the right place. 
Caption: I'm not perfect, but at least I'm real!
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unironic Starry Zero drinker @chambraigne.com · 27/09/2026
retweet if you can hear this image
you hungry? we got plenty of spaghetti
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unironic Starry Zero drinker @chambraigne.com · 27/09/2026
not 24 hour ones though. and I think that’s as much a part of the convention’s soul as having the video game concerts
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons
Pumpkin hoop
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unironic Starry Zero drinker @chambraigne.com · 26/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXHT...
youtube.com
Just Around the Corner
YouTube video by Herbie Hancock - Topic
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
hi we're a website you have used for 20 years, we have no idea if you are over 18, send us a selfie. let us connect to your camera. can we get a booty pic with panties on and one without them on? can we also get 3 different pics of your boobs any position
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unironic Starry Zero drinker @chambraigne.com · 26/09/2026
mezza nine!
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Star Wars Jar Jar Binks Thumbs Up
Alt: say “mezzanine” in a jar jar binks voice
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unironic Starry Zero drinker @chambraigne.com · 26/09/2026
lol
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unironic Starry Zero drinker @chambraigne.com · 26/09/2026
when the walls fell
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unironic Starry Zero drinker @chambraigne.com · 26/09/2026
whats the best way to pronounce shakira incorrectly
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unironic Starry Zero drinker @chambraigne.com · 25/09/2026
See You Next Mission
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VoidBurger (AKA Jess) @voidburger.com · 22/09/2026
Zohran posts about pothole filling vs Presidential meetings like Kojima posts about movies he likes and doesn't lol
Kojima gushes praise for the movie WonkaSaw "Madame Web" at the theater.
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Discontinued Foods! @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
IHoP Shadow’s Chaos Chocolate Pancakes (2024-2024): A stack of four chocolate pancakes, loaded with chocolate chips and topped with chocolate syrup and whipped cream. You could add a side of onion rings to make them "Sonic Style". Part of a promotional menu celebrating the "Sonic" franchise
Shadow the Hedgehog holds a red jewel and stands, grimacing, next to a stack of chocolate-chocolate chip pancakes topped with whipped cream, against a blue background
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Chris Ingraham @cingraham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Incredible Facebook slop ad I just got
Horse pin with an illustration of a horse and the following text:
"Give a man a horse he'll eat in a day, teach a man to horse. and make him drinks water."
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unironic Starry Zero drinker @chambraigne.com · 23/09/2026
good turn of phrase
(Includes elements of ænergy)
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
shes fucking dead ?????
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
pranked shadow by telling him i had robot eyes that could tell when he was high and he started crying and begging me "don't tell maria" and now i just feel bad.
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Alys Rujasu @rujasu.net · 22/09/2026
This image popped into my head a while back and I just remembered it today so here you go
Three panels. First is a one-handed sword labelled "einhänder." Second is a two-handed sword labelled "zweihänder." Third is an N64 controller labelled "dreihänder."
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unironic Starry Zero drinker @chambraigne.com · 22/09/2026
they call him Reynolds cause he should Wrap it up!
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mit @mitsame.art · 20/09/2026
i realized i could draw whatever i want so i drew them together
aerith gainsborough from final fantasy vii and shadow from the sonic the hedgehog series posing together. aerith has her back facing shadow, looking at the viewer while holding her guard stick. shadow leans forward, holding a green chaos emerald
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LittleKuriboh @littlekuriboh.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Get into a Lyft The driver is clearly listening to an AI audiobook Driver proceeds to explain it's an audiobook adaptation of a 20 year running manga Google it when I get back, it's entirely AI generated slop and isn't based on anything what
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Fantasy Genius @fantasygenius.io · 20/09/2026
Watching football @jonbois.bsky.social
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Saralene (Sara Leen) 💫🐈 @saralene.tv · 19/09/2026
I know I've posted it a million times, but you need to be reminded Here's a command for REAL gamers
An officially licensed, Sony-printed notebook, with a cover showing special stage layouts for Sonic the Hedgehog 3.

At the top, it says:
SONIC 3 special stage
Map Of Perfect Master

Then, it lists the types of spheres in the special stage:
Red Ball
Blue Ball
Star Ball

And at the very center, it says, in italicized large text:
Let's Get
Blueballs!
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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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tree girl!!! @kelestrian.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
rodney dangerfield
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unironic Starry Zero drinker @chambraigne.com · 19/09/2026
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The Price of Reason @priceofreason.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
OKAY FINE YOU CAN HAVE A CHURU
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Jane @jane.meangirls.online · 19/09/2026
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I don’t usually meddle on the writing side of Jeopardy!, but tonight I called in a favor for our Bluesky viewers.
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 16/09/2026
Happy Baby Safety Month.
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unironic Starry Zero drinker @chambraigne.com · 09/08/2025
back to making inscrutable memes birthed from the group chat
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unironic Starry Zero drinker @chambraigne.com · 12/02/2026
bring back the footlong beef n cheesy
arby’s footlong beef n cheesy
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unironic Starry Zero drinker @chambraigne.com · 17/09/2026
but ass died…. five years ago
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
your fucking sick
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unironic Starry Zero drinker @chambraigne.com · 16/09/2026
i don’t need a bed; i need a nap
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
In Mario Kart Wii, asphalt is slightly shiny, reflecting a band of light ahead of the player. This is implemented cleverly by leveraging something that the Wii is already doing, allowing it to not need to use any sort of additional lighting or post-processing.
In Mario Kart Wii, asphalt is slightly shiny, always seeming to reflect light in a narrow band ahead of the driver.
Increasing the contrast of the image makes the effect more visible.
Internally, this effect is achieved in an extremely simple way by leveraging an existing system:
Mipmapping is a practice whereby several copies of a texture are stored, each smaller than the previous by a factor of 2. The further away from the camera a point is, the smaller the texture is that is applied to it. This reduces aliasing (the interference patterns created by viewing high-detail surfaces at oblique angles) and improves rendering speed.
The textures are then smoothly blended. This is supported natively by the hardware and happens automatically.
SLIGHTLY BRIGHTER!
Original road texture: 1024x256 pixels
closer to camera
512x128 pixels
256x64 pixels
128x32 pixels
64x16 32x8 pixels pixels
further from camera
By making only the second texture slightly brighter, the system that automatically places the texture a certain distance away from the camera is leveraged to make a band of light that appears to move automatically with the player.
On the right, each mipmap is colored differently for a more striking demonstration.
Fun fact:
this usage of mipmaps to make a rainbow occurs in Paper Mario on the Nintendo 64!
Source: info: Peardian (bsky.app/profile/peardian.bsky.social), screenshots by Supper Mario Broth
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Anna 🏳️‍⚧️ - RaptorBricks @raptorbricks.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Gotta share this with the audio version
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
if i had a green lantern ring i would use it to help women succeed in business
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Six Dettmar @sixdettmar.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Took the Manga Plus survey so I could tell them not to use AI translations, but wow, they must think I’m a goddamn idiot
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Truther_Dare @truther-dare.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Kinda wanna see what AI was doing with the plegerance of Allegianci here
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Mr Drinking a Beer @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com · 12/09/2026
Cyclops but his dick is constantly cumming unless he wears a special ruby quartz condom
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Onboard Navvy @onboard-navvy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Always remember this one from the archives.
A Nate Silver Tweet from 4 Feb 2021 (referencing the Johnson and Johnson covid vaccine): "Why should this take three weeks though? Is the data intrinsically that complicated? Is there any doubt that J&J will be approved?" 
@forgethewings replies: "Hi Nate - if it helps think about how unimportant your work is and how you still manage to get it wrong, and then imagine it was important work and you had to get it right"
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unironic Starry Zero drinker @chambraigne.com · 09/09/2026
trusting the gorton’s fisherman is a fool’s wager
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Bizabizow / Ty @bizabizow.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
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