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CGI Bear Grylls

@cgibeargrylls.bsky.social
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Licensed dianetics auditor. Sr. Lethality Systems Engineer @ Lockheed Martin. Volunteer at the Kim Il Sung Research Institute.

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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 29/08/2023
@nancycomics.bsky.social HOT DOGS
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CGI Bear Grylls @cgibeargrylls.bsky.social · 20/08/2023
Gopuff is really hitting below the belt with this one
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 20/08/2023
"hey boss, which side of the E does the apostrophe go on?"
caf'ecafe'
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Johnny at Home @johnnysthoughts.bsky.social · 18/08/2023
yeah, well I'm built different* *worse
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 18/08/2023
🎵NOW I'M FALLING ASLEEP, AND SHE'S:
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Jason Scott @textfiles.com · 17/08/2023
The Simple Choice.
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Jill Krajewski @jillkrajewski.bsky.social · 17/08/2023
honestly the best joke in barbie instagram.com/p/Cv-ZNWIAgDL
“She thinks I'm a fascist? But I don't even control the railways or the flow of commerce!” spoken by margot robbie as barbie. she’s crying while wearing a hot pink sleeveless jumpsuit.
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Pyramid Chad @pyrameadhead.wifeguy.online · 16/08/2023
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 16/08/2023
you never see pt cruisers anymore. presumably due to Wokeness
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 14/08/2023
when dad has a bag of freeze-dried minnows
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Jill Krajewski @jillkrajewski.bsky.social · 13/08/2023
how is quebec a real place
A green Quebec highway sign showing the exit for “Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!”
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amber @bloodberrytart.bsky.social · 11/08/2023
artist rendition of my DM coming up with a new guy who sucks and is annoying
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Mrs. E.V. Debs @comradeluanne.bsky.social · 13/08/2023
I haven’t been on twitter in weeks and I’m noticing little differences in my cognition. Like when my friend suggested we go to Hawaii for our 40th bdays I didn’t even think about how dozens of ppl would believe she is a ghoul for wanting to do Hawaii tourism
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Pyramid Chad @pyrameadhead.wifeguy.online · 13/08/2023
Kelvin Gemstones: Keefe, you're my best friend Keefe:
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CGI Bear Grylls @cgibeargrylls.bsky.social · 13/08/2023
Saw this little doofus at the cat cafe today, immediately put in an application for adoption. If we get him, we will name him Perseus.
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Pyramid Chad @pyrameadhead.wifeguy.online · 11/08/2023
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 09/08/2023
i heard his voice but i had no choice cause they had to clean my tooths
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Chinchillazilla @handle.invalid · 07/08/2023
a soldier with a thousand yard stare superimposed with stuff people said to me about the chili
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CGI Bear Grylls @cgibeargrylls.bsky.social · 07/08/2023
Europe really ruined american breakfast for me. Continental breakfast is way better: a cappuccino, some bread and jam, maybe a pastry. Bacon and eggs could never be that good.
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ginger @redhot.bsky.social · 04/08/2023
babe it’s friday night
screencap seinfeld, it’s that scene where Kramer goes “here’s to feeling good all the time” before chugging a beer and cig at the same time. it’s one of my favorite bits
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ginger @redhot.bsky.social · 04/08/2023
getting a procedure done where they take my brain out and boil it in water for a while before putting it back in
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Pyramid Chad @pyrameadhead.wifeguy.online · 04/08/2023
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amber @bloodberrytart.bsky.social · 31/07/2023
Dungeons and Dragons is a game about imagining a guy who sucks and then forcing your friends to hang out with them
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Tanya @tanya.bsky.social · 03/08/2023
lockheed martin rebranding as blood bath and beyond
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 16/05/2023
getting into this template
STOP DOING OFFICES meme
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Sarah Oestreich @sarahoestreich.bsky.social · 03/08/2023
Many agonize over their work bc they care while prob also suffering a bit from imposter syndrome. Even if it’s one’s area of expertise, one knows there is someone else who knows more. It can be debilitating. Yglesias et al don’t seem to have that issue. I keep this from @helldude.bsky.social handy
Helldude CLASSIC 
@allahliker
the trick to defeating imposter syndrome is not by realizing you're not an imposter. because you are. you're an incompetent boob, a total disgrace. the trick is noticing how bad everyone else is too

10:06 AM • 10/7/22 • Twitter for Android
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they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 03/08/2023
You’re in her DMs, I’m fusing my oily, spiky membrane to her cells and releasing RNA to hijack them to produce copies of myself.
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 03/08/2023
Kevin Shields creating My Bloody Valentine
an old computer advertisement showing a nerd with some old Apple hardware dreaming of being a cool music producer
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CGI Bear Grylls @cgibeargrylls.bsky.social · 03/08/2023
Guitar is the second most obnoxious instrument to play, after drums
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Trann¡e Lennox✨[Mental Health Break] @faeinthewae.bsky.social · 02/08/2023
FOR SALE: Baby Shoes shoes for baby toddler infant never worn brand new new moms clothing footwear newborn unused small child cute precious 100% cotton organic gum shoes baby
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they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 02/08/2023
*to the tune of David Bowie’s “Young Americans”* Young Hegelians, Young Hegelians, he was a Young Hegelian (Kaaaaaaaarl Marx!) He was a Young Hegelian!
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 01/08/2023
I'm not saying chiropractors should be illegal, I'm just saying they should have to have cigarette style warning labels in big print on their waiting room walls saying "The guy who invented this says he learned it from a ghost."
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 01/08/2023
White cat. 1895. flic.kr/p/8uMp7a
Black and white photo of a stately medium haired white cat sitting up on a square riser of some kind draped with dark cloth. It is facing right but has its head turned back to the left creating a beautiful, curving silhouette from his perked ears down to his puffy white tail that drapes over the edge of his seat.
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 31/07/2023
every poster thinks they are casually sharing their passing thoughts; every replier thinks they are critiquing a manifesto
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 08/07/2023
Selma Hyuck 

Goofy’s head on Selma Hayek’s body
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Count Thotula @thotchev.cryptoanarchy.network · 29/07/2023
Forgot about Oppenheimer for a split second and was like Cillian IRA confirmed?????
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C.A. Pinkham @eyepatchguy.bsky.social · 29/07/2023
Reskeet with a fictional character you base your personality around
Sexy George Costanza
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Lotta @gemmy.bsky.social · 30/07/2023
We used to do office computer backups on Zip drives. A few years ago, my intern and I were cleaning out old boxes. He held up a Zip disk from the box and said, incredulously, “Why would you 3-D print the save icon??” I laughed so hard I almost choked. 😂
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