Johnny at Home @johnnysthoughts.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Somehow both proud and ashamed of the dinner I prepared for myself tonight 110
Johnny at Home @johnnysthoughts.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The name "Flock" for a camera network designed to herd us like sheep is fitting, and extremely dystopian. 000
Reposted by Johnny at HomeMike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 24/09/2026To not prosecute this administration is a crime in itself 212631
Johnny at Home @johnnysthoughts.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Buddy comedy where Tom Hanks and Matt Damon get stranded somewhere remote, then spend the entire time outdoing each other's survival skills until they're rescued 000
Johnny at Home @johnnysthoughts.bsky.social · 22/09/2026You look lonely... ...I can't fix that, bye 010
Reposted by Johnny at Homegamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026we got our own corncob tv! 711011
Reposted by Johnny at HomeJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Mom used to open a drink in the store before she paid for it and I thought child services was about to take me 715827
Johnny at Home @johnnysthoughts.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Just now noticing this li'l guy is higher than Cheech & Chong at a Willie Nelson concert, damn 010
Johnny at Home @johnnysthoughts.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Gotta be honest, if a trans person walked into the bathroom I was using I wouldn't think twice about it because, in my situation at least, the goal is to get in, do your business, wash up, and leave while making the least amount of eye contact/conversation possible. 141
Reposted by Johnny at HomeGarth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 17/09/2026great art articulates eternal truths 1048501483
Reposted by Johnny at Homekaranormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 17/09/2026[closes void] ok, that's enough scream time for now 07229
Reposted by Johnny at HomeGarth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 17/09/2026'Bladerunner 2049' (2017) dir: Denis Villeneuve 📽️ 951091308
Johnny at Home @johnnysthoughts.bsky.social · 17/09/2026How long until the EPA is rebranded to be named the Economic Profits Administration? 010
Johnny at Home @johnnysthoughts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Mike Johnson is a special kind of evil. A perfect example of murder-through-documentation. If there is a hell, he will rot in it for sure. 010
Johnny at Home @johnnysthoughts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Watching AI data centers being built against our will all around us has strong Neon Genesis Evangelian "just do normal life stuff during the apocalypse" vibes 120
Reposted by Johnny at HomeMicah @rincewind.run · 15/09/2026“you will let me rename this after myself or I’m destroying the whole thing forever: the Donald Trump experience” 191106212
Reposted by Johnny at HomeFun @funkelly.bsky.social · 14/09/2026biggest laugh ive had in a minute 421852366
Johnny at Home @johnnysthoughts.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I saw the Ryan Reynolds Green Lantern movie, and I gotta say, I didn't hate it. I mean, it wasn't amazing or anything, but it was silly, high-energy, fun cinema. Sinestro was a great villain with believable motivations, too. Don't really understand all the hate that movie got. 011
Reposted by Johnny at HomeMatthew Cortland (they) @matthewcort.land · 14/09/2026If folks on here want to pretend that the only thing Talarico said was about sports, that's fine—it's also not true. He would ban gender affirming care for 17 year olds. And I'm sure many of you haven't tried to figure out how to keep a trans kid from killing themselves, so you don't get it 21654431
Johnny at Home @johnnysthoughts.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I downloaded DoorDash just to see if what I'd heard was true, and it genuinely is. Can't hardly order a square meal from any restaurant for less than $30 (before tip), no matter what I pick. $30 used to get you enough pizza to feed a whole family with a nice tip for the delivery driver. 110
Reposted by Johnny at HomeChad Loder @chadloder.dev · 12/09/2026can we bring this design asthetic back please 3864162
Reposted by Johnny at HomeGallifreyan Jedi @jediofgallifrey.bsky.social · 11/09/2026as someone who decided not to immediately descend into a frothing genocidal blood rage, i did not experience this comradere and it was very unpleasant to be around people who did 617427
Johnny at Home @johnnysthoughts.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Everyone talking about the huge dong on display at the GOP convention's jumbotron, and hoo boy they aren't kidding 010
Reposted by Johnny at HomeWabi Sabi For Costco Frankenstein Heads @wabisabi4robots.bsky.social · 10/09/2026What angers me the most about this is that Trump knows how desperate people are, in fact he created the conditions for a lot of that desperation, and since it isn't his money deep down he doesn't really care either way 1123
Reposted by Johnny at HomeKatie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 09/09/2026more people should be aware that there are 3lb worth of copper, gold, and other valuable recyclable metals in each flock camera 221344398
Reposted by Johnny at Homedan mentos @danmentos.com · 10/09/2026REACHER: I need help with my iPhone SUPPORT: regular iPhone or duo? REACHER: how can I tell SUPPORT: if it folds it’s the duo *extremely loud crunching noise* REACHER: it’s the duo 346476961
Johnny at Home @johnnysthoughts.bsky.social · 10/09/2026How tf do you mess up so bad that you accidentally taint bleach with bacteria 010
Reposted by Johnny at HomeLA Guettler is not feeling very clever @laguettler.bsky.social · 09/09/2026 2336
Johnny at Home @johnnysthoughts.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Fetterman showing up in uniform to work for the Democratic partystatic.klipy.comWolf In Sheep'S ClothingAlt: Wolf putting on a sheep costume 120
Johnny at Home @johnnysthoughts.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Have we tried telling the FDA a bunch of politicians are contaminated with listeria and e.coli to see if they get recalled? 000
Johnny at Home @johnnysthoughts.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Cream cheese, olive oil, blueberries, eggs, pork, lettuce, beef, granola, sure are a lot of food recalls due to deadly contamination lately, huh? 100
Reposted by Johnny at HomeMaya Media @mayamedia.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Under no circumstances should you buy an LG TV or monitor. 1115
Johnny at Home @johnnysthoughts.bsky.social · 09/09/2026What if the equipment at the FDA is just dirty because there aren't enough people left working there to clean it? 000
Reposted by Johnny at HomeMike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Guy from Dallas who says "moozarell" and "sore-ree" crashing the dialect map site 21528
Johnny at Home @johnnysthoughts.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I need to learn more recipes with beans in them 😑 000
Reposted by Johnny at HomeDaniel Moser @dmoser.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Pollution levels in London after 10 years of advancing sustainable transport. 164115623174
Reposted by Johnny at Homeleftylady.bsky.social @leftylady.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Children can't learn when they're hungry. Said me, a retired teacher.npr.orgAs millions of kids lose SNAP food benefits, free school meals are also at riskFood stamps have a direct link to other critical resources, such as free breakfast and lunch at school. Now, experts say they're starting to see that link break. 21071552634
Reposted by Johnny at Homegwen 🌶️👹 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social · 02/09/2026gatherings of more than 3 people who agree on something are now prohibited on bluesky 7571114
Reposted by Johnny at HomeWagatwe Wanjuki @wagatwe.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I stopped buying the whole "omg we hate Trump but we just *have* to do what he says!" shtick a long time ago. 151220223
Reposted by Johnny at HomeBill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Republicans have made their election strategy very clear: 1) Islamophobia 2) transphobia 3) blatant lying 4) cheating / suppressing votes 5) throwing endless dark + corporate $$ at all the above When I see Democrats HELPING them on 1 & 2 - or barely mentioning the rest - I want to break bones. 233018620
Johnny at Home @johnnysthoughts.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I'm no public health expert, but with all these produce and meat recalls due to life-threatening contaminents, do we think maybe restoring safety regulations and de-centralization of production are more attractive options than food monopolies and hobbling the FDA & CDC? 000
Johnny at Home @johnnysthoughts.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Man, we're overdue for a godzilla attack, it's gonna happen any day now 031
Reposted by Johnny at HomeTyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 28/08/2026recalls for lettuce eggs salsa jalapeños beef guacamole chicken wings 2 dog foods soft cheese frozen blueberries baby formula *throws paper away* we are just gonna start listing safe foods 65110
Johnny at Home @johnnysthoughts.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I dunno why, but I genuinely despise that grease pencil AI filter people add to video clips. It looks awful and wrong. 020
Reposted by Johnny at HomeCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 27/08/2026They made this reply in the Bluesky Lab, it may not be the most pure Bluesky response ever but it is in the slide deck 1025958613
Johnny at Home @johnnysthoughts.bsky.social · 27/08/2026“Do not lament my absence, for in my spark, I know that this is not the end, but merely a new beginning. Simply put, another transformation.” - Optimus Prime 020
Johnny at Home @johnnysthoughts.bsky.social · 27/08/2026An eggplant that isn't tall, and an eggplant that isn't short. 010
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ESTRAGON: Well, shall we log off?
VLADIMIR: Yes, let's log off.
[They do not log off]
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